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StephenP:
Problem is when some women see a Nigerian man that looks good, got a job, a place to stay and on top of all that he's straight, they push him to the friends corner and date those who are moochers and beat women up at the slightest provocation. Then, they start complaining about all Nigerian men like they have dated us all.

love that song

Esss:
Love is for suckers. Love does not exist, has no meaning and is just in the mind.
What women want is romance (according to my definition), fine face, fine body, cool tempered guy, pepper rested, funny, sabi Bleep like rabbit, get motor, go school, get sense, and be mugu for them. Chikina

The words of a man scorned

CH3COO:
Syren, bikonu.  I didn't say I don't care.

good, women are emotional creatures, remember that  

is she dating u both or something?

if you don't care about love and romance ya marriage you might as well marry a prostitute, she will give sex and kids and not ask for nothin in return.

Ijiji1:
@ poster


post another picture than the one way you put for your profile, that one look like say you be armed rubber.

Lmao leave him na

Mesmerize:
Good thing that's not what all men want

And of course men want love too. 

Wow sounds like the perfect girl

Well work on it, of course, but if your not suited to eachother don't force yourself.

onyinye2:
not necessarily!! i have lived in the south all my life. i have put up with all types of discrimination. and i really couldn't say things are that much easier. you are constantly reminded of your skin color every day where ever you go.

Sure, but relatively easier. I'm not going to assume anything because I live in a very diverse and liberal country . But I mean considering the 1930's and beyond where black men could be falsely accused of even touching a white woman and get hung. Or kids not allowed to get an education cause of their skin colour. There were people fighting against it then to give us the rights we have now. So we should continue that and not wallow in self pity because of struggles we may face today.

stillwater:
In what way? Are you trying to tell me no black person has risen above the so called system?

True, even back in the days when racism was rampant a lot of black men and women were making history, things are even easier now, so we can't use skin colour and circumstances as a reason for not achieving we just rise above it not give up.

Hannibal:
Women started the bullshit, they should fix it.

No ones disputing that, but i'm for black people helping eachother. Both genders have problems they need to resolve and mentalities they need to shift. Black women were very rarely ever celebrated for their physical beauty. When so much emphasis is placed on having long wavy hair and light skin, the insecure will succumb to using artificial means to look "beautiful". Not many guys will turn down a Beyonce type of women for the india arie type.  If having dark skin and bushy hair was the epitome of beauty meaning men saw it as beautiful and attractive, weaves probably wouldn't exist. But that's just the superficial side.

Why do a lot men leave their homes, why are the prisons filled to the brim with black men, is it because black women expect too much of their men and they can't handle the pressures of society, so they result to desperate measures? I don't know, but pointing fingers doesn't solve problems.

@ hannibal what bullshit are you referring to?

Hannibal:
She aint jobless . . . . She really had a GO about all em westernised black women.
It seems Black People especially in USA have lost touch with reality and have veered off the tangent.
Single parents continue to rise. . . . . .Men are either shot/locked up. . . . .kids have no role models to look up to.
Whatz happening? It wasn't this appaling when Martin Luther King was alive.

BLACK WOMEN: THINK!!!

BLACK PEOPLE: THINK!!! or should we carry the fate of the entire black race on our shoulders.

Jazmine Sullivan - I Need You Bad
Silent Tears

Usher- Moving Mountains

jaquan:
why is it that 90% of the people u find on this online forums especially the major contributors are all aesthetically challenged. i am begining to think nigeria is a land filled with wowo citizens. just a thot, no hating.

thread inspired by looking through profile pics.

Are we all in Nigeria?

@ topic

It seems the ones complaining are the ones that are confused

@ POST

Let's all remember it's easy to love someone because he/she does this and that for you, It really means something when you can love them inspite of the things you wish they didn't do.

you all are welcome

Naughty

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds
and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting
into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech.
At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit me
with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups
don't really f***, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain
and the top is down!

Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count ALOUD the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE: do not go
back and count them again. See below,

ANSWER:

There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three
of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you
can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius. 
There is no catch.  Many people forget the "OF"'s.  The human brain tends
to see them as V's and not F's. Pretty weird, huh?  It fools almost
everybody.