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eldee:
Try, I misplaced my number, can I get yours

Who the heck says stuff like this Anyone who uses these lines has no shame

eldee:
Fact 1
Crap chics get crap lines

So what do you consider to be good lines eldee?

LMAO   you people make me laugh

@ RedHotChic don't mind dem. I will hand out my church pamphlet elsewhere not on Hannibal's street next time  

@ Eldee & Hannibal  

olrotimi:
many would! _{or isnt it you gals who always sing love is bling.}

Yes my friend, love is definitely *bling*

It's their temperament plus they may have issues in their life and take it out on other people.

Can't stand ironing, it bores me to death!! And toilets, YUCK!! Everything else is fine, I just put my stereo or ipod on and sing the house down while i'm doing them. LOL 

RedHotChic:
He must be a tout. Could that be around Hannibal's street?

Most likely, yes

@ post

The worst I've heard is probably a guy referring to a girl by an item of her clothing, something like 'Oi, girl with the playboy jeans!' he couldn't even walk up to her, just stands there shouting.  

tomaagy:
I mean sometimes my girl complain I care too much but I don't show love i.e I don't have a passion and the problem is i don't want to fake it I thought passion's supposed to come naturally, I don't want to force it I don't even think it can be forced!

Watever happened to all those film love?

film love is still acting, so are they not faking aswell? Ask her what she means and how she wants you to show love and do those things you feel comfortable doing.  

Pataki:
Don't hate girl, just APPRECIATE.

Appreciate indeed

Hi pataki

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=149680.msg2495324#msg2495324 date=1215806326]@syren
Its a damn good reason!! is there any reason why yall give us attitude?[/quote]I mean you guys brag so much about how white women see you as their little intimacy gadget and nothing else. Maybe ask ya self why you only attract such women that give you attitude.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=144081.msg2495141#msg2495141 date=1215803906]see her mouth by d shining of their teeths we shall know they r liars [/quote]abeg these lips don't lie and my teeth dey shine with the light of truth, see so WOW to me.

Pataki:
WOW!

I've never kissed b4 either. WOW!

doe82:
@Syren

How re u 2day?
I think I agree with u on your last post.

doe28 i'm very well thanx, and you?

Thank u, people take things too far sometimes. I dare to disagree with someone's post, within good reason I might add, and I'm condemned as a person? There was no need.


Anyway,

Do dad's do this stuff?    Anyway it's funny sha

diddysmile:
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier Method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car –there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Selah

LMAO  Pure Jokes

Papito:
By their fruit chat, you shall know them.

Why your body dey hot like this?

hot like what? Pepe soup?

And it's still "by their fruits, you shall know them" there is no remix to it. It's what you do that counts, words don't mean anything, so don't attack me, attack my argument. I havn't involved any aspect of your personal life and you havn't got a clue about mine.

Papito:
@amaechijay
Thank you jare.

@ syren
I didn't actually like responding to ladies misyearn . You are too fast at trowing mouth at people. The way you responds to mail and opinion of people shows the kind of home you came from and how you will be able to mange your future relationship. Amaechijay was able to spot out this very fast. I guess you are not married. My advice for you is that don't carry this kind of atitute to your home so that you will not end up blaming the devil or your mother and father inlaws.

Lets all be guided

So what you are basing that a few posts?
You don't know me so just relax

amaechijay:
@ syren

I understand your reaction but you also have to respect other people's opinions, suggestions and expressions.

duly noted that was merely my opinion on his suggestion.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=149680.msg2488997#msg2488997 date=1215710613]You forgot to add the MANDINGO that those white chics die for but most of our black sistas don't appreciate[/quote]Let's face it that's the only reason you guys ever give. 
I'd like to see something different for a change *yawns and leaves thread*

amaechijay:
@ syren

With due respect,

I do not understand why you are taking this topic personal even if you are from a boken home.

All responses here makes sense and if u don't agree, simply say "it is not acceptable" and please, stop referring to someone's remarks as "nonsense"

You can't judge someone's character by their parent's decisions, and if someone did that it wouldn't go down well with me, the statement is based on poor assumptions so that is my reaction to it. 

whitedove:
There is nothing wrong marrying a single-parent,infact i will be getting married to one come next month, [b]i must confess she is one of the greatest things that has happened to me.,[/b]before i met her ,i had so many relationship that were not working,she came and turned my life around.single parents can be liken to wine they get better with process of time.

I'm very happy to hear that

@topic

Neither!!! everyone has the potential to cheat, it's all about the kind of person they are so stop assuming that one group is more likely to cheat than the other. If their morals are correct, virgin or a non virgin it wont matter. People go on like they are going to be married for 5 minutes it's decades longer than that. If she's inexperienced, she'll learn, everyone's a virgin at some point in life and they don't all live under rocks. If she's not a virgin and she's been sensible then it's all good, virginity doesn't make a difference in the long run. 

@ post

A lot of men here complain when their wives want to involve themselves in business. They don't like to be at equal standing with women, they say they don't like the power and liberation it gives them not having to rely on their husband, that they would rather be in charge and women are there for domestic needs only. So now if the woman stays at home she is a parasite. Naturally men focus on their careers and finances because that is what they have to offer their family, while women put their families first before business so you should expect to see that trend displayed here. I wish women would contribute to the business section more and dispel all these claims that women have nothing to offer but you can't force anyone. At the end of the day this forum alone is not a good representation of all women.

forbidden5:
Syren,

If you put his whip in your mouth or at least stroke it, what makes the difference in washing his pants?

If I put my finger in a womans organ and stroke it, what makes the difference in washing her pants?

If worse still I suck her, what is the crime then in washing the undies?

I think the problem with peolpe is mind slavery. People are too rigid with their believes that they don't even know when they do things worse than what they consider as impossible.

Please let us broaden our mind and think right. If you only mess a woman, then you might consider not to wash her pants otherwise you might have no reason.

I leave the laundry to my washing machine

CH3COO:
I no even wan boast, abeg.  
I can't work up the courage to compare my Lamborghini to your 504 peugeots.  The class is just way too different.  My Aston Martin alone na die.

somebody show this guy to the autos section abeg    

doe82:
@Syren

I agree that 75% is grossly an exaggeration especially in these days and times when girls spend most of their time in schools and campuses amongst friends of every character and background composition.But believe you me Mothers have a role to play in the satbility of their mothers marriage.

you mean daughter's marriage? (if not never mind). But what the guy said about looking at a mothers marriage to determine if her daughter is marriable is complete nonsense to me. As it's been said b4, plenty of people grow up in stable homes but still get divorced. And people who grow up in broken homes can have happy marriages. If you could give an reason for why you feel that way It'll help.

doe82:
@Syren I mean GREAT deal of role.culd b good or bad depending on the mothers personality and circumstances.

ok, I see what your saying, but I actually disagreed with the argument that 75% of a girls character is from her mother it depends on how much the mother has had an influence on the daughter, if they are close then perhaps, but if they're not together then that wont be the case.

doe82:
I knmow its not easy to grow up in a broken home and its definetly not the child,s choice.They need to be encouraged and be given every emotional support.

@Syren I agree with you mothers play a greatv role in a girls life.

you mean great as in good or great as in big?

@ post

by hand?

I don't do hand washing when it comes to underwear.

Papito:
It ought not to affect, but a lot of people from such homes carries such mindset and view their future romance with that same direction intead of them to learn from it and act otherwise.

my lecturer told me then when i was in school that if i want to pick a lady for marriage, i must first all check the home she came from and the kind of life her monther is living. that is to say, if i am proud of her mother as a wife then i should go ahead and settle with her daughter.

Reasons= 75% of ladies character are from the monther

Lies

Flowers give me hayfever
I like a guy that can sing to me, like brian mcknight

@ stannesi

did u really send the pic to her dad? That must have been priceless