₦airaland Forum

Jumlek2411:
Divorcing is now a lucrative business in advanced countries ooooo

Marriage these days is more like "I bet you half of everything I own that I will love you forever"

Her next post will be respect women

Olunmercy56:
This woman deserve to be hanged because of a man God will surely punish you

She could be having one mental problem or the other.

Offpoint:
Honestly i'm tired of washing my hands, if this thing did not end in a month time... the rate I am going with hand washing, I might be left with no hands left to wash.... I might WASH AWAY MY HANDS

My brother, my hands have absorbed so much soap and sanitizer that when I pee, I clean the toilet.

People who have seen it all and understand the depth of the shit we're in.

bodybuilder:
I'm straight, I just like girls equally and want dem just for sex. It's just that I'm not crazy about having sex with particular one.

How did your first relationship end?

bodybuilder:
Do I have a problem?
I dont love any in particular so much.
I don't really have drive or passion to chase particular girl.
I don't have motivation to woo a particular girl whether is for relationship or just for sex.

I just compel myself to woo girls, just because I must have sex and I don't want to sleep with prostitutes.

How about boys?

Man shall not live alone by bread

Ask her why she sleeps like that.


I have had similar experience and when she told me what her job entails, I realized that coming to visit me was a holiday for her. She just needed to be somewhere away from everything and rest.

samyd1:
even Tecno fan's are finding it difficult to defend camon 15

Tecno itself will find it difficult to defend Camon 15

Guide777:
Truly bro . , Religion is the Opium of the People - Karl Marx and we carry it on top of our head.

Okay, let's agree for the sake of this thread that religion is the reason religious Nigerian scientists are unproductive.



What exactly is the reason non religious ones are not doing any better?

Scientists:
Brother, i am Igbo living in Abia. Omo, truth must be told. These heartless greedy people are capable of starving the whole country if they have the power if you don't dance to their tune.

Come to Suleja market on Monday. Your tfare and hotel bill is on me.


I will credit your account on arrival.


You pick the hotel of your choice and their nicest meal but if we tour the market on Tuesday and the price of goods are the same as in most parts of South East you will see to your tfare back home and refund me 200% of everything I spent.


But if the prices are higher, I will see to your tfare back home and pay you 33k. I think that's the minimum wage?

Because they already have something to blame, RELIGION

At least they think you're a god.









Because this looks like roadside sacrifice for the gods

Millenniumlady:
Asking a Nigerian man something is like asking buhari to stop corruption.......I don't ask my beauty do the asking

And your vagina pays the price

Sometimes if the other person starts acting deputy God and the beggar has other option.

I will change school

Aremolekunowo:
Dear Nlander...if you have the money go ahead and pay him, if you don't have it plead for more time.
I rented my apartment 02/04/2019. My landlady came for her rent 03/03/2020. Your rent is due that's exactly 12 calendar month=1 year

You've been cheated

femi4:
you don't know maths

Your landlord is correct, April to March = 12 months
April to April =13months

You're wrong boss.


I renew my rent on 10th of October every year and it is not 13 Months.


My landlord tried that nonsense in the beginning, he said that October to October is 13 months but I cleared him.


Christmas is on the 25th of December and it's a yearly event.


By your logic, this year's Christmas should be on November 25th and next year should be on October 25th and so on.

leicestercamper:
Kai..Anambra is truly the light of the nation. Just look at hospital like a 3 star hotel

Visit a hospital in Kaduna and you will see what hospitals look like.

You lots are just impossible to please. The other day, folks here were mocking Igbos on a thread for not making donations.


Arewa guy said that Igbos are not philanthropic in nature, I actually wanted to educate him on that but on a second thought, I concluded that it's not what worth it so I wiped my comment.


Today, Igbos have made donations and Y'all are shifting goal posts as usual.


Northern region account for about 80% of the poor people in Nigeria and their billionaires didn't donate to the poor masses, instead they donated to the government but you don't see anything wrong with that.

edo3:
Bastard guy.. But op,, e be like ds corona Virus na death sentence for some country o,, if not why e go kill am?

Him nah nurse so he don already see how the thing dey deal with people and he no fit imagine himself for that bad bad condition

Kenneth4u205:
I was a teenager then when it happened .how time fly

1918 to 2020 is 102 years and you were already a teenager then?

Iyiataata92:
it's difficult being an FFK supporter. You won't know when he's lying or saying the truth cos his lies and truths look alike

Lai Mohammed has no truth at all and he's APC's spokesperson

MrBrownJay1:
deluded people!!! they should praise doctors and hope that scientists find a cure soon, yeah!

Science and religion are not enemies bro.



A lot of scientists have religion and many doctors have religion too.

mascot87:
Now this is what I call "Romantic"
I guess we Nigerian guys have a lot to learn from the white dudes to make the lady that deserves our special treatment special.

Following oga Explorer

Learn kor.




I am not learning anything oga, once this coronavirus is over.


I will continue my business as usual.


Leave home in the morning, return in the night.

Eat nice food, watch movies, take my bath, press phone and then sleep.


On Sunday, I will clean my house and environment. Do laundry and cook stew and soups.


The circle will continue until I get a wife.


Then when I return from work, I will go straight to shower, come out and ask Mama Chi what she and her children chop remain for me.

Shit is spreading fast

Stop using it

Just imagine if Don is a female celebrity, the guy for get a truckload of insults and some for his parents, ead or alive.

mazimee:
I don't know why I always fee bad when I see females caught for petty stealing.

And you don't feel bad when you see males?

SweetCunt97:
Start, perhaps others will follow suit.

No need to rush cause Nigerians need a whole lots of giveaways as this pandemic won't end now.

This is just March, we still have April and May to battle it. The relieve will hopefully arrive around June

Plead:
Stop using ‘we’ ,next time use ‘I’m’.

As for your last line,you must be a clown ,only few nairaland ladies have the capacity to replicate what Pocohantas just did.

They don't need to replicate what she did to prove that they're not broke as the guys portray them.

If you went true the other threads were guys promised audio giveaways, you would notice that must of the beggars were male.

In this one, the guys already had their slots taken when ladies still had like 6 or seven left. You see, they were not falling head over heels to get the 5k.