₦airaland Forum

From dead to fatally injured. Seems he's living his life backwards

524me:
I didn't inform them about my intention they liked d girl too and they were doing d runs codedly.... They don't know i know gan sef coz dem no tell me na my friend tell me

Can we swap parents?

Put it inside a bag of rice and leave it there for 3 days. Make sure the rice covered every part of it

Hang on!! You mean to tell us that your parents dey do "rons" for you?

mizzbouqui:
She is a blessing to her generation dear

Online generation

I am really a strong person

I don't get what this lady thinks she is.

Your girlfriend or your cook? Wetin she dey do for your house in the night? She no get house, parents or guardian?

That the green grass on the other side is not my own

Arrow, Strike back, Moorim School

Why you no add herbal mixture there?

AllTheWayUp:
The way things are going, I pray 2019 election doesn't get bloody, because of desperation of the the Ruling APC

Free and fair election died the moment Jonathan called to congratulate Buhari.

*in PES commentator voice*
Labour is going for it

CrazyQuinn:
that dowant make sense I'm talking about medicine here, the human body (human anatomy), what you can see with your physical eye. You don't even know common biology

WHAT IS SCIENCE?

*in a village headmaster's voice* What type of this is this?

NairalandEFCC1:
see ungrateful if not for us forget yeye science there will be no need for una! aside from procreation which other important purpose una dey serve?

Take a lil chill pill bro.
I am giving you 10 minutes to think about your awesome mom and another 1 minute to withdraw your statement.

CrazyQuinn:
which dirty spare ribs according to science (human anatomy) men and women have the same number of ribs

science also claim that you're a modern ape

Lai Mohammed's wife should copy.

The ladies are wise. It is not right to ask a single lady who isn't related to you to help you search for a wife.

It is a polite insult.

Moreover nobody wants to be blamed when the marriage fails.

The girl must be a member of no sex till marriage crew.

Sai Chain

Nigerian Atheists Be Like.

"THANK GOD I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN, ATHEISM ROCKS"

Here *gives her pampass*

Hisduchess:
no be mess I wan mess nah poo I wan poo

thank me later

xwallace:
Op where have u been since this package is on ground... You are just waking up ni!

HE IS USING INTERNET EXPLORER

You know the right thing so do it

She was a virgin because the covenant seal was intact but they were not morally pure.

I don't put anything before him and I do my best to follow his commands.

@OP have you tried to find out when that passage was written and the author's state of mind?

Big brothers got little sister's back since the time of Adam.

How come they're clad in beautiful wedding gowns? @op na you be the photographer that covered their wedding?

blueto:
Watch Out For APC Promise: “We Will” equal the one of “West Germany” – Buhari

We will convert nigeria to RIO to create 30 million jobs for vulnerable nigerians and boost the economy. - Lai Mohammed