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Like seriously, why don't people chain their large size dogs?

Her career is at its best now.

Another Lai Mohammed's Student.

See teeth ooo. Nah end of Journey if this gathers your testicles.

Thanks Buhari, we can't wait to get 'em off our farmland but that time no too far? Your tenure go don dey finish sef.

Truckpusher:
That isn't enough for a breakup nau.Could be some idle talks that simple frightening stories of an implantation gone awry would have solved.

It sounded more like a high maintenance chick alert so I fled.

Gerrard59:
The unfortunate thing is that you associate with the wrong kind of girls same way one would associate with lads who whine Wizkid's name dusk to dawn.
Go out, you'll meet intellectual and very brilliant ladies who can/will wow with their intelligence that you might feel dumb.

The ladies you see working in Mckinsey, KPMG, Deloitte, Shell etc do you think they're not intelligent and smart?
My point? Change your environment. Don't hinge the point of gender equality(which espouse) on some girls discussing Kim Kardashian stuff.

Safe your preaching for the right time and person oga. Stop making a fool of yourself by jumping into arguments/conversations that you don't know how or where it started.

Gaddafithe2nd:
You forget to add keeping up with the Kadashian. If you seen how our ladies to discuss that reality show but asked them how can we solve the economic crisis in our country, they won't talk anything.
The same women that don't even love themselves, women use other ladies/women for human trafficking/prostitution.
Gender equality ko, gender equality ni. If Senate pass the Bill, I will tell Buhari not to assent to it. Lol....

There was a time I wanted to date one chick like that, so we were talking one night and she was like "When I finish having kids, I will get boobs job so that it will be like that Kim K. Baby won't you like it"?

I broke up with her in the morning.

southernbelle:
Really? and what if she falls under his spell too? That will be one experiment gone horribly wrong

Well, that's how great men and women of God are made. You doubt - see- become convinced - quits doubting and believe.



Faith is to believe without doubt y'know

southernbelle:
Really? This is interesting

I want a female atheist to try him.

kayceerilyn:
I though I read him saying that he doesn't hurt people with charms

I can't vouch for him.

These old men should find somewhere else to fight their personal beef.

IPOB miscreants from Kogi State

jiorhemen:
Are there good witches?

Who is a witch?

Has anything ever come out of their endless reaction? Most of our women are lazy politically, they aren't even current on the affairs of this country.

When men are treading on thorns while planning and scheming on how to run the country, they are busy painting nails, bleaching their skins, imitating the life of their favourite celeb and posting almost unclad pics online to get likes.

When the plans mature and things pan out accordingly they(women) will start talking about equality.

Who reaps where he didn't work?

There are alotta things they could have done to ensure the bill is passed but how many of them even know that such bill exist?

folks4luv:
ur assertion may be right, but generalising it is cruel n unfair. d question is, is it all men that are threading on thorns as u illustrated or there are some wasting away? is it all women that engage in all those things u listed? if u v been discriminated cos of ur gender or skin colour in d past, u will understand that some women who are careless about politics n oda issues were kicked into a corner by d trends in d society which made dem believe they are less privileged cos they are women.

You will soon tell me that the reason it is difficult for an Igbo man to become president in Nigeria is because they have been kicked to a corner because they're women.

Their man dey chop better thing sha.

kayceerilyn:
And I wonder if he knows the names of all his wives and not to mention his children...... Iranu

I know the man in person and trust me, he doesn't know the name of his kids.

The last time he was interview(years ago, the number of his wives then was 36 and he said that he will only marry if Nigerian creates more state) he told the journalist that the last time he counted his children and grand children, they were above two hundred.

The have their own school nursery and primary and he gives them mark so they won't bleep each other.

The funny thing is, if this man is passing and overhear you saying something like "I can't marry this man, I don't know what those girls see in him" then you should be ready to be his next wife.

Just like a boil on a lizard's neck. If yu break it, the lizard will die and if you let it be, the pain will kill the lizard.




BTW @OP, is she a good witch or a bad witch?

Bro stop lying/forming. We know why you're taking garri.




It is because change has caught up with you.

Nigeria force security men has no respect for human lives.

kekakuz:
that car is made in naija by innoson.
it's only available on demand

Are you serious?

So the machines are corrupt too?

chiefolododo:
Na kiss or hiss Daniel?

I think it is her Daniel.

Yellow

Eat enough beans so that you can become bigger than her.

And Joblessness Too.

yorubasmustprosper:
It is going to be very bloody in Rivers State.. I promise..

You promise?

How much this man loot? Abacha must be his role model.

Soon, my brothers in the Lord will be begging her to pray for them.