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wristbangle:
See ya head . God 4bid jor

Nah Naijaboiy dey wish you bad

falseman:
You are presented with Iphone 6s , Galaxy s7 edge and your Apple of china you have to pick one as your birthday gift which will you take?

Honesty matters.

I will pick Xiaomi Mi5, the current flagship from the Apple of China and here's why.

1. It is a high end Android phone with same spec ranges with S7 but its MIUI os has top security features like iPhone 6s.

2. It is secure like iPhone(you can agree with me that security and optimization are among the things that attracts people to apple)and you can get so many apps from many app stores and can swap apps with friends because it is android.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Person like wristbangle fit do am. [/color]

I will give him a colored RIP

Neyoor:
When bfrnd turn to baby wey go dey suck breast? lols!

Breast no dey tire us oo.


I need some now sef.

tosyne2much:
Oga Tallesty, so you sef follow feature for this thread?

bro. I dey here to type RIP for person wey go woo Onila, Irunobo and Mamagee

Dklef:
LOL

You dey laugh?

naijaboiy:


[color=#1980BC]This question too funny!

Who wan get the breast before? [/color]

Who knows weda she use am place bet

*whispers*Someone said that she's underaged>;(

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Make I refer you to refiner. E be like say she need wooer. [/color]

Refiner, do you need a wooer?

MizMyColi:

and the pot called Mr Kettle black

The day you woo someone in this section, I'll deactivate...









After three months

I know when I saw ur comment here that someone Will burst me soon.

2sexycom:
to chop and clean mouth. when u meet the one u really like, you will break your rules, trust me.

Tallesty1 no dey chop and clean mouth.

Neyoor:
See question


Who go con own wetin they her chest if not hers?.... Abi dey don dey borrow b**bs put for chest for naija again?

Well, nah she and her bf(if she get) dey co-own am.

Cause she might turn formatable later

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I don't want to woo a girl who is delecatble. [/color]

Sha, me dey available for hire oo.


Any of ur girls wey no get wooer can contact me for business.

nanauju:
Wooing...

Talk true. Those breast on your chest, are they yours

tosyne2much:
Since I'm very poor at wooing a lady and won't be able to be a participant; lemme just buy a land here and watch how the thread unfolds

Bros, that your tortoise style no go work here oo. #tosynmustwoo

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Una must always get excuse sha! [/color]

You nko? Will you woo delectablegal?

ollah1:
Calm down ur nerves. Xioami and Leeco (formerly LeTV) barely make money from smartphone sales but sales of some virtual things through their phones.

Do u also know they sell most of their phones online and marketing is usually online too?

Do you know they spend less on R & D??

Do you know they have less staff to pay?

Put all these and more into consideration and u think Sammy and the likes been costly isn't kinda justified

Nah zero budgeting we dey now oga. You don't expect me to leave a good pocket friendly phone for an expensive one with same spec, design and performance level because they pay more staff.


You sef

2sexycom:
you are wrong. You never liked the said girl. You probably never liked the said girl. It's good to act that way sha.

Of what use is wooing a woman you never liked?

ollah1:
Dude milking or not. Samsung is one for the few companies that pimps their flagships with newest hardwares. S7 series is all 2016 and future tech.

Have you heard about the apple of China? Their latest smartphone is equipped with the newest hardwares and better software compared to what S7 has.

They cloud lock their phones like apple, flashing it is impossible and useless cause you can't access anything after yet their phones are affordable

ollah1:
Some Chinese firms could probably do exactly same of what Sammy does and sells at a cheap price but does it profit the company in the long run. Sure not

So far they're in business and are attaining global heights by day, they are surely making profit. Enough of it.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Free calls dey these days o! [/color]

No light here bro and fuel is dam scarce so we pay N50 to charge our phones.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How you sure say she go ask you for money? [/color]

Those long calls nko? No be money I go use buy card ni?

I don't woo girls when economy is bad. She might agree for real and I don't have shi shi for her.




Nah zero budgeting I dey now.

I don't know why I became president now
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/03/10123018/buhari-2-300x195.jpg

OZAOEKPE:
thanks for commenting on my thread

I am disappointed in you son!

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/03/10123018/buhari-2-300x195.jpg

This op s high on making stories as short as possible.https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/03/10123018/buhari-2-300x195.jpg

Many marriages wouldn't have crashed if the people involved treated their partners they way they treat their pets.

Not even a picture?

Pheals:
na girls with fish brain u can do that to! !! Y some gals we magarize u without you doing anything

Every girl has some elements of fish brain in her head, it is same with every human being and it takes the right words and experienced tongue to turn them on.

misspicy:


I want him back,go unban him please

Jealous

profeazy:
Guy, the phone is water resistant. No 70k phone is resistant at this moment. Even your washing machine go respect the phone by the time it drops into the machine full of water!

Give me 70k and I will get one for you.

That's just one of the over hyped features that they use to milk their customers dry. Since the day I started using smartphones till today, none of my phone has ever suffered water damage.

misspicy:
Tallesty1 where is kondomatic

He's serving a ban.

Pheals:
Y do guys run after Girls that don't love them

Do girls love at all?

Forget love.


We just try to convince them to have sex with us, and if 'em no gree then we confuse them.

Jadekitana:
It's vice versa, guys also prefer ladies who don't give them attention. It's the way humans are wired

It is not all guys sha, if I ask you out once and you don't gimme positive answer or signal then I ain't coming back again.