₦airaland Forum

dkidd:
Lol funny... No be beans bro na ur genes

I know bro.

Jewessgratitud3:
Ok will go get the typhoid drugs later on my way out.

Qua gini? . I can't be pregnant. No way!

I am totally against treatments without running tests.

No be only malaria fit make your mouth bitter.

GreatAchiever1:
I chop beans well well during my early teenage years even till now years later. Las las, I still end up being 6'2. The goal was atleast 6'5. Mtchewww.
Go chop better meat for protein diet.

I hated beans as a child, so one day I asked my mom why my uncle Moses was so tall. She said that when they were young, my uncle ate more beans than all of them.

Bro, I declared war on beans. I ate beans sotey I fear say e fit grow inside my bele.

Guess what?

I ended up taller than everyone in the family; only Uncle Moses comes close.

Myth or no myth, e no concern me, mine worked.

Balablue64:
I was listening to the radio today, lagos talks 91.3 fm when 2 simps agreed that 1.5 million is okay for a bride price. I was like wtf!
1.5 million can get you a good selfcon and pay for five years rent.
1.5 Million can get you a plot of land in some decent place in Lagos.
1.5 million can even get you tocumbo car for transportation business
1.5 million can even open a free borehole water for your community

Why? Why would you throw away 1.5 million into a over used puzzy that will give you problems, pressure and can even end your life quickly if you don't use your sense.
Only a simp would waste 1.5 million for a Nigerian girl that is street property, even a charity organization would spend wisely.
A philanthropist would not throw away his 1.5 million naira , if cubana want to bless you he would put it on his Instagram so that other people can see it too and help thank the lord. Same with even otedollar, Davido, Press go carry am.
But a simp would use his 1.5 million to marry problem, marry a Nigerian girl with baggage into his house, that same lady you married with 1.5 million would be selling her towtow to highest bidder while in your house.
Simps are the worst set of human beings on earth and that's why guys like us needs to be protected at all cost and appreciated like national treasure because WISE GUYS ARE VERY SCARCE in this country.

This topic is comparable to who a son should love more between his mother and his wife.

A young lady wants her husband to love her more than he loves his mom, but the moment she becomes a mother, she will want her sons to love her more than they love their wives.

Humans are generally selfish. You are complaining now because you are a young man. With the way you are going, you are going to be a 'Chiwetalu Agu' kind of uncle, and you will collect 5 million as bride price.

Regardless of how distasteful it is that I will pay to have a wife. The fact still remains that bride price payment is a man's idea.

Women don't collect bride price; uncles do.

advanceDNA:
Go and investigate if u can....it's the poor and semi average one that demand for huge bride price once their see their daughter's magnet caught a fairly okay or rich dude

...it might be culture quite alright.. still doesnt change the fact that its exploitation ..and all for what.... a woman tens of men have slept with with several abortions to match...

You chose her though

Ballzproblem2:
my issue is not paying bride price my issue is paying bride price for a lady that has nothing to offer , heck even her exes had her for free .


so she must bring something on the table

Out of all the beautiful, intelligent, hardworking, and industrious women on earth, you end up with one who has nothing to offer and you think women are the problem?

It is the man with 10 children for me.

So nah because of your yeye relationship most ladies dey collect stray bullet this morning?How about you say, 'My girlfriend doesn't know what she wants'? Don't you think it is simpler, more sensible and direct

This is very a good news for economically viable states

Demigod22:
Yes, I told him that he should tell the girl to give him money and he won't be having sex with her. Why do girls feel like it's okay for guys to give them money and not doing anything with the guy?

Women aren't the only ones who bill their partners in relationships; guys do it too.

Whether or not it is okay is not my business. I have legitimate real-life problems to focus on so I don't worry my head about what is not worthy of concern

Whatever standard a man sets for himself is fine by me, as long as it is not enforced on all of us.

Women have been unapologetic when it comes to upping their standard, and the world hasn't ended. So, do you and be happy.

Slytiger:
Seun doesn't want social media to be regulated in anyway, form, or manner. That itself could be the end of Nairaland if a social media regulation bill is passed by the legislature, and that bill has a clause that the owner of the social media platform is held accountable for any content posted on it...

Some people would also see it as an attack on freedom of speech.

Lol. If not that things are typically done differently in Nigeria, Seun would have been sued several times.

The guy has been in the system long enough to know that failure to implement basic accessibility features like ARIA labels could indirectly result in human rights violations. But here, there are individuals who can quote you, and you can't quote them. It's a feature that is only available to them in a forum where every user is responsible for their posts.

He knows what he's doing.

dkidd:
Date NO!
Use YES!

Nah so.

Let me taste a little and clean mouth and before you know it, you're hooked.

Don't date someone you can't envision marrying

Caaz:
Men should tell their wives how much they earn,saved or what they invested on.

Your wive is your other half.

Eyaaa

BodyCount:
Can you accept being a stupíd foōl?


On a serious note, you can partially accept if and only IF SHE A CONFIRMED VIRGIN and both of you have an understanding and agreement to marry.

The no sex condition can come from a man

This situation seems tricky, doesn't it?

A common mistake, especially among men, is to trust women solely because they love them.
She is my wife and I trust her, nye nye nye. Guy, You dey jons?

Love alone isn't enough reason to trust someone. Love can develop quickly but trust requires time to build.

It's important to love and take care of your wife. Very important; and as long as you're fulfilling your responsibilities, how much you earn shouldn't be her concern.

If her money is her own and your money is our own then it's best to be cautious; but if over time, she proves to be trustworthy, then it's worth trusting her.


Still doesn't mean that you should tell her everything, just enough.

A DNA test is needed here

badoh:
How I wish you can see the benefit of this initiative rather than rushing to make apt comment. Access to database could also help to detect some kidnappers disguising as Uber driver.

And the best way to go about it is to order for rides and seize the cars? How would you feel if FG seizes your phone because they have issues with MTN?

Godada:
I beg to differ.
I once had a colleague. She is a medical doctor now.
Big boobs on a slender body.
She is beauty plus Brains.

Don't waste your time on these people, it is not worth it

Can't send my child to a school where the owner talks this way.

Zwooks:
If you want to go to hell, do it alone. Stop spreading your ignorance

Well said

folake4u:
I don't support Super Eagles neither ManUtd. I detest that club. I'm a Chelsea fan please.

Wo, I like their ads so I'm not complaining.

Correct.

I owe you a bottle of wine.

azpekuliar:
Excess saturated fats.

Depending on how it is prepared and quantity consumed. Right?

folake4u:
I enjoy them a lot. Although their craze comes when you least expect but nonetheless, I stick with them.

You probably support supper Eagles and Manchester united.


Someone should tell Glo that if we want to see a celebrity, we will simply watch their movies. They should channel half the money they spend on ads into something more useful, like stable internet connection and speed.

azpekuliar:
It is swet but unhealthy. It is not the most consumed meat in the world. The most consumed meat in the world is chicken!

Unhealthy?

She took the fight for who will be the man of the house too personal.

folake4u:
My main line is Glo. I enjoyed seamless calls and data usage last week.

First time that I am seeing someone that enjoys using Glo.

EreluRoz:
Uchenna you must pay bills and totally provide ooo. I don't know all these ones you are saying

I am not planning to marry you.