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Iamdbull:
I didn't mention phase one ooo

pocohantas:
I was surprised too. 500k on the Island? That must be down down or a very nice landlord. The dangerous ones dey rent out BQ @ 800k in Phase 1.

my dear no be small thing. let's wait for op's reply cos I'm interested. It's either something relating to what you've said or it's not lekki phase one. You know people are used to referring to anywhere after lekki phase one as "lekki"

Iamdbull:
So a couple of weeks ago I wrote here https://www.nairaland.com/6550677/environment-draining-me-psychologically on nairaland about how my environment was draining me psychologically. Then I decided to take myself (the bull) by the horn and risk it all to get an apartment. Luckily I got one on the island lekki to be precise and everything was half a million, I had to part with my savings and get the apartment.

The house had electricity issue so I was advised not to move in immediately but trust me seeing the beauty and positivity in my new environment I decided to move in immediately. I was so excited until it was time to sleep, it was as if mosquitoes were having their world carnival, never witnessed so much mosquitoes in my life, it was then that it occurred to me that the island being a riverine area, Is a den of all species of quitos.

Fast forward to when I visited the gym because I see the gym as a place for quick socializing in a new environment. Boom I entered the gym and I got the shock of my life, it was as if I landed mysteriously in the giant land, I used to think I was huge and muscular until I got to this gym and I was looking like a toothpick among the hundreds of people their. As I was observing this and also observing the most spotless and cleanest babes have ever encountered in my life , I didn't know I was about to face one of the biggest embarrassment of my life. I descended upon the automatic threadmill which have never used in my life. Due the fact that I was among beautiful ladies I didn't want to look like jjc so I didn't ask for help on how to use the machine, that's how I roughly pressed some figures on the threadmill not knowing I put it on the highest. That's how it started spinning like usain bolt was running hundred meters Olympics. Gbiim!!! Na so I fall yakata ooo. Come see laughter for gym. I come be like Sanyeri or Mr ibu goes to gym chai. Na so shame make me swallow pride ooo.

Another beautiful experience was when a record label boss invited me to his label house in VGC. What I saw was a delight to the nudity of my eyes. What really wowed me was when I wanted to enter their street, the man sent me a pin and I wondered what it was for until I saw the gate and it had a system you need to press pin inside. Na wa oooh chaiii see life.

I visited Alot of exotic places got some nice clothes so as to change my ijebu looks to the modern Lagos looks. This seems to be an expensive lifestyle and it's putting a hole in my finances but for the first time in a while as an ijebu man I didn't feel bad about spending my hard earned money. We can die anytime and what's the essence of having a bulging account without having access to the sweetest things life has to offer.


In conclusion the steps I took just justified the popular saying that there is a thing line between being Genius and being STUPID!!!. I left a promising job as a graphics designer (I still work as a freelancer with a couple of companies and individuals) with a large chunk of savings that could have been used for other investments, to pursue a music career. But then I won't forgive myself if I lived a normal comfortable life and then I die only to realize my music could have been a blessing to millions of souls on planet Earth and I could have touched lives everywhere.

All I have to say is life has not gotten any longer infact if it has gotten anything it will be shorter due to the insecurities all over. My advice is to make every moment count and enjoy it while we can.


Have a beautiful week ahead.

Central fitness at elganza
while reading, i had a feeling the scenario was familiar till I saw the pictures. there's no lie in what you've said. The issue I had with the treadmill as a first timer was that I didn't even know what to press. Fortunately an elder man using the next one put me through.
Meanwhile where did you get a house for half a mill please?

Iamdbull:
So a couple of weeks ago I wrote here https://www.nairaland.com/6550677/environment-draining-me-psychologically on nairaland about how my environment was draining me psychologically. Then I decided to take myself (the bull) by the horn and risk it all to get an apartment. Luckily I got one on the island lekki to be precise and everything was half a million, I had to part with my savings and get the apartment.

The house had electricity issue so I was advised not to move in immediately but trust me seeing the beauty and positivity in my new environment I decided to move in immediately. I was so excited until it was time to sleep, it was as if mosquitoes were having their world carnival, never witnessed so much mosquitoes in my life, it was then that it occurred to me that the island being a riverine area, Is a den of all species of quitos.

Fast forward to when I visited the gym because I see the gym as a place for quick socializing in a new environment. Boom I entered the gym and I got the shock of my life, it was as if I landed mysteriously in the giant land, I used to think I was huge and muscular until I got to this gym and I was looking like a toothpick among the hundreds of people their. As I was observing this and also observing the most spotless and cleanest babes have ever encountered in my life , I didn't know I was about to face one of the biggest embarrassment of my life. I descended upon the automatic threadmill which have never used in my life. Due the fact that I was among beautiful ladies I didn't want to look like jjc so I didn't ask for help on how to use the machine, that's how I roughly pressed some figures on the threadmill not knowing I put it on the highest. That's how it started spinning like usain bolt was running hundred meters Olympics. Gbiim!!! Na so I fall yakata ooo. Come see laughter for gym. I come be like Sanyeri or Mr ibu goes to gym chai. Na so shame make me swallow pride ooo.

Another beautiful experience was when a record label boss invited me to his label house in VGC. What I saw was a delight to the nudity of my eyes. What really wowed me was when I wanted to enter their street, the man sent me a pin and I wondered what it was for until I saw the gate and it had a system you need to press pin inside. Na wa oooh chaiii see life.

I visited Alot of exotic places got some nice clothes so as to change my ijebu looks to the modern Lagos looks. This seems to be an expensive lifestyle and it's putting a hole in my finances but for the first time in a while as an ijebu man I didn't feel bad about spending my hard earned money. We can die anytime and what's the essence of having a bulging account without having access to the sweetest things life has to offer.


In conclusion the steps I took just justified the popular saying that there is a thing line between being Genius and being STUPID!!!. I left a promising job as a graphics designer (I still work as a freelancer with a couple of companies and individuals) with a large chunk of savings that could have been used for other investments, to pursue a music career. But then I won't forgive myself if I lived a normal comfortable life and then I die only to realize my music could have been a blessing to millions of souls on planet Earth and I could have touched lives everywhere.

All I have to say is life has not gotten any longer infact if it has gotten anything it will be shorter due to the insecurities all over. My advice is to make every moment count and enjoy it while we can.


Have a beautiful week ahead.

Central fitness at elganza

Kylekent59:
Nigerians should not make the same mistake come 2023.

1Alex:
almost ₦4m.

tgmservice:
Its been a really though ride in this company but am moving ahead now

pocohantas:
It allows my bleaching cream work well because I am always inside AC. That is all.

markidoo:
when you born pikin name am Pharaoh, if not e no go better for you.

Kriss216:
11. Avoid any form of relationship with Nigerian girls.

but did you have to add this? It wasn't necessary

As for me, I believe once you can control your emotions and desires, you'll be just fine.

markidoo:
Pharaoh's were wicked the held the Israelites captive for over 400 years, even after that go back to memory lane and get the jerk of how Toten ka mun and the other Pharaoh's ruled Egypt. I know it's a title but the holder of the title rules with a heart of stone

asin after all that guy explained you still stuck to your ignorance?? Geez!! Exodus 1:8 "then came another pharaoh who did not know Joseph". From that passage it's clear the Israelites didn't have issues with the previous Pharoah, meaning not all pharaohs were wicked or whatever you called them. Besides, was it not also a pharaoh that made Joseph a prime minister in Egypt??

baralatie:
The plane landed safely?

What the Bleep happened

Which kain talk is this nah

majamajic:
Sometimes it's not about bombs , Nigeria air Force planes are always in the hands of kid pilots

24kmagic:
She's just a corp member and not an employee, so she shouldn't expect much.

and why's that?? So she should be underpaid or treated unequally because she's a corp member?? Make una stop this kind reasoning abeg. What was the criteria for getting a job b4 the introduction of nysc?? If nysc wasn't set up, she never reach to become full staff??

nifemi25:
Does that means Nigerian police has now improved

Improved wetin, against cutlass??

F3dan:
I was invited for an aptitude test and interview by a company that in April which I went. A week and few days later I was called to come over for my medicals for employment.
Unfortunately, when I got there I was told by the HR head that the message was sent to me in error. Can you imagine!

Has anyone experienced this, and how did you deal with it?

I forgot, the head of HR told me they wanted to give me another position and that was the reason they changed their mind on the initial message telling me to come for medical and promised to get back to me.

NwaNimo1:
wey dat aids?

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