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[quote author=Efemena_xy]What a question! You sure know how to throw the spotlight on someone sha

Okay, how do I answer this without sounding too crude?

One of the joys of married life is that you get to explore different bedmatics with your hubby. As long as there is mutual understanding between you both, anything goes. It's a constant learning process and as long as I'm comfortable with what's being done to my body, then why not? Like Ronke and CC mentioned, your hubby is no mind reader, so if you want something, then ask.

For example, I found out that during my pregnancies (especially at the late trimester where the missionary and wheelbarrow positions were uncomfortable) - one of my favourites was to lie back and get hubby to sit ontop / pin me down, i.e sit on my b[i]o[/i][b]o[/b]bies so I could go down on him while he did the same for me. He never would have done it if I hadn't initiated it...and this was at 8months gone

Yes, lightly applied B-D-S-M also works for me (won't go into further details here). But having said that, getting spanked loudly on the rear before entry is one of my favourites

Pls I'm a good girl o! Just attempting to answer your question honestly... [/quote]eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh, Efeeeee. If i hear say i no try dis one tonight eehhn....

Abeg wetin be BDSM make try dat one too......

Time to give my son aburo...*winks*

Your friend is definately not man enough to head his family,if not he wouldnt be asking you how to get that woman out of his house dosnt she have her own husband or buisness to keep her busy... Pls tell your friend to be a man,his wife should either choose him or her mother.... What rubbish

chaircover: Oh my eyes . . . . .

I must be too old for all this BBM/facebook vocabulary. Dont they teach Queens English is schools anymore?

@poster go and live with your husband in Lagos. You have no business still living in your parents house. If its gari he can afford to feed you with, then go and eat the gari and you both commit yourselves to finding you a job or business in Lagos. That is where your husband lives and that is where you should be.

GBAM!!!!
OP go with this advice and go live with your hubby except you want to remain married to your parents forever......

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Naughty girl!

Morning Tayo - Kilo de? [/quote]kosi nko ko oooo.. I just gas to..... You know na..... How we do it.... Had some spice.....

Several times have seen women put infants in fron in a baby carrier and am like 'whats that for' 'is it worth the risk' for me i put my baby on my back with wrapper and oja which i think is the right way and the safest way to back a baby. The only time i ever used a carrier was in my sitting room and i got so uncomfortable i had to put it away never to be used again both out and indoors, i prefer the traditional way of backing babies on the back not minding my dressing,and i do it in a classy way.am a jean person so am always on my jean and shirt with my son on my back with a wrapper and oja to hold him firmly and am all ready to move. Have got some friends that think its not fassionable and outdated. For me i am so SCARED of using it for fear of my baby falling off,though i have never seen it happen but heard it on diffrent occations.

Parents pls whats your put on this issue as i have seen young ladies argue over this same topic.

For the men would u allow your woman put your child on her back or infront with a carrier

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Na wa o!

Your boldness is something else, and I've got half a mind to insult the hell out of you, on behalf of your husband.

But then again, in your own raw & crude way, you've raised some valid points. Would be interesting to know what CC's and Dayo's responses are to this.

Oya CC 'n Dayo, make una come give us the male & female perspectives on this...

@ CC, Ronke 'n Jenny, don't you think this issue calls for the resumption of "milking 201" class? [/quote]woooow,how i missed and love to go classes again. Oga taryour and i must to............ U know na......**winks**

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lol!! So you dey do no. 2 for toilet and yet browsing nairaland at the same time. Abeg make you concentrate wella make the thing come outside o!



You wan try??

Dayo 'n Ronke I hate you both for wetting ma appetite and leaving me in suspense! Oh so, so, cruel.

Make I go do Hausa --> English translation on google. The fun here is too much to miss... [/quote]no b small thing ooo. D thin wey ronkus n dayo dey yarn no nice at all at all ooo..... Kai!!!! I don laff tire....

ronkebp: only if you will vacate your apratment for me and my hubby, i don't go any where without him. what plans do you have in stock for us.

laff wan kill me die, i laff soo tey i fell off from toilet seat.........

Op you no gather at all oo and you never know scores, pele shogbo...

Op this is excatly what you should be thinking and planning for your children and not wanting them to use both of their hands...

Op what excatly do you intend to achieve if you get to make your child use both hands Why not leave him alone to use whatever God has given him or her... Will it change anything about your child or you just want your child to look diffrent from his mates?? I have never heard of were a parent wants a child to use both hands, whats the big deal if a child uses either left or right hand. I think you are being selfish or kinda wikced. Pls leave that child alone and let him or her be.


Or better still why not take your child for a plastic surgery so he can have 5 extra fingers added to each hand so he can also have 10fingers on his or her hands. Am sure that will satisfy you.....

[quote author=watch~tower]excuse meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! hey hey hey hey hey, pls pls pls pls pls pls, can u guys just give me a break
OMG! what abt the hubby doing the cooking every morning after which we both prepare and go out to work?
yes, i just typed that!!! I'll do the cooking when it doesn't involve stressing my arse out, bt if it does... (u know d rest of da story).

FYI: IF U THINK A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN, REMEMBER THAT'S WHERE THE KNIFE IS KEPT![/quote]so obvious this is coming from a kid,i gues you should be 15years or thereabout....

Op is dis supposed to be an issue I wonder what you will do wen kids start comin in,u will problably raise them thinking breakfast isnt important in the human diet....

[quote author=BabyGeneral][/quote]babe nawa for u oo, some guy meet u in ur office on wednesday and today is saturday. Is that y u think him as a husband Cos ur initial post says wen shouls u tell ur husband Has dis man dat meet u in ur office on wednesday proposed to u?? Y are u gettin urself worked up and presenting urself as desperate

Tell him all about your past once you are sure of your love for him and his love for you. Before you both get too attached to eachoda all cards as to be laid. All the best...

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Not gonna happen to you girl.

Your head dey ground wella [/quote]awwww,thanks dearie. Thats so sweet of you...**winks**

Destroying the happiness i have built over the years with my own hands within a twinkle of an eye.. That has always been my greatest fear.. Outside my home,i am not a very patient person,so am always extremly careful in all i do.. So i keep prayin for God grace n favour in life..

^^^ we are doin very good Efe,all tnx to God. And u?ur kids n oga? Love to them all.

I havent seen the video too but my question is, how was this video covered? If a cctv was placed in the room to monitor the kids,does that mean while this act was goin on non of those nannies saw it happening on the screen? If there cant be someone monitorin all events on the screen 24 7,then why in God name was a cctv placed there in the first place

I realy dont think i can bear to watch this video,its realy goin to be so devastating. I feel for the poor little child and the mother. May God protect all our kids from danger. AMEN

debrief08: Thank you all so much for the great prayers and wishes, these last months have been so challenging.
Where do I start from? In late April I went for some official visits, Baby was not due then and I got the clear from the Doctor, I was hale and healthy and very active, two days into the trip started having dizzy spells, had to go back home.
Doctor ordered Bedrest, my BP started rising and I was getting weaker and it became obvious that baby would have to be delivered earlier than expected because I am in my mid 30s and they didn't want to take any risk.
So I had a CS and My Sweetheart was born, we spent sometime in the hospital, on my first week back home I got a call from the hospital, My Exes Mom who had come to stay with him in the hospital collasped and she asked that they contact me as her daughter is abroad studying for her masters, we didn't even know my Ex was ill, he didn't inform anyone and it was when it got very serious that his mom got called. His Mom on her own has some medical conditions she has always managed so after some days of running around and the stress of seeing her son in that condition she was overwhemlmed.
I couldn't go to the hospital as I was still recovering, My husband went and after he saw Mamas condition he came home amd told me that if they are discharged they will both come and stay because in that condition Mama wouldn't be able to cope alone. We fixed up the guest house and Mama stayed with in the guest room. Luckily by the time Mama was discharged and he was strong enough to leave the hospital I was back on my feet.
My Dad and husband searched for treatment options and My Dad and His Mom traveled with him when we got clearance and positive feedback from the Doctors they found. My Dad is "retired" and my ex has always been his son so no one even asked him.
Anyway while they all this was going on with the New Baby and my operation and all we sent my son to spend a weekend with my Mum so he didn't have to be in a sad state, he came back crying from the weekend in tears, that me and his dad will go to hell because we are living in Sin, he even asked what adultery was, apparently my mum had been talking to someone else and he heard, according to her I should have waited for my ex because now he has repented, That became another family drama in the midst of all the issues, I was sad and really down that my mum would have this state of mind in the midst of all the craziness instead of thinking of ways to help try to bring more drama and pain.
Anyway that one dey.
My Dad and Ex Mother In Law give us positive news daily, He seems to be doing a lot better and the Doctors are optimistic, we pray for a outcome, we have made his house more accomodative, when they come back hire a professional care giver so the stress will be less, My Babies are all growing taller everyday with long legs, Hubby is a darling, I am getting stronger physically and emotionally, looking back to getting back to work, I will need a vacation from this maternity leave, lol. In all I will say I am greatful, I thank and appreciate you all. So much more that I can't write here for privacy sake, I didn't even know My Ex wrote his story till my friend drew my attention to it.
Through all these I have realised that some friends stick closer than brothers and sisters and some family members, hmmm. Life is a lesson everyday. Forgive my absence I hope I will come back fully soon.

WOOOOOOW... Am sooo speechless, You are a very RARE GEM,you are very unique and simply an ANGEL..

ifyalways: Congratulations Debrief
abegi oh give am b.r.east suck for atleast 4years,no rationing

i laugh in spanish

congrats to u dear. May your little charmin prince be a source of joy to your family. God bless him...

peggykorol: Gud day.I ve been taming my hubby since we got married,infact since we started dating and dis man shows no sign of cheating sexually.I go thru his phone text messages,I ve his password 2 his email,facebook,yahoo messenger and odas.deir is no trace of anygirl he is talkn 2 even on his BB.always @ home early,so nice,playful,Tells me everytin abt him,and he blieves in no secret in marriage.is deir any oda way 2 find out if he is cheating cos dis is jst 2 Gud 2be true.I thot all men except some Gud men of God cheat.is it my upbringing affectn me.I grew up in a family where my dad neva reaLly cared abt my mum,abuses here and deir nd not helping financially.so I just made up my mind dat all men re Full of crap.So my Big problem here is hw do I stop doubting him 2 his face,because he is not hapi wit me not Blievn dat he is not cheatn and if I continue 2 behave dis way it could spoil tins.Tanks

is this some kind of a joke Like seriously you need to go for deliverance,thats if this story is true anyway.....

Y the rush Wait untill u are married now then u can stard comparing.

[quote author=omo_to_dun]Who invented Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Yahoo, Ebay, Intel, AMD, Toyota, Mercedes Benz, etc?

Who wrote the American Constitution?

Who invented Calculus?

Who was the first person in space?

Who created this forum?

Who created C, C++, Java, PHP, C#, Javascript etc?

What gender was Einstein?

What gender was Jesus, Mohammed, Moses, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David, Solomon?

Do you pray to any female deities?

All the folks above were MEN!

Even the idiot one who wrote that article was a MAN.

How has the increase in the I.Q. of women changed anything?

What have ye invented? [/quote]wow quite intresting, but without a WOMAN IN THIER LIVES they would NEVER have accomplished dis. U ask those men....

I personaly wanted my hubby in d room with me,he was there with me but when the pain became unbearable he was excused and truth be told i forgot everyoda thing on earth existed,d pain was excruciating u could hear my screams outside d hospital.

Either hubby is there or not with wifey,wots most important now is d grace of God.

Dreamsinbc: Here u go:

Ingredients:

4 cups Confectioners' Sugar, sifted (reserve 1 cup for later)
1 Tablespoon Gum Tragacanth (or Gum Tex)
1 Tablespoon Liquid Glucose
1 Packet Knox Gelatin
4 Tablespoons Warm Water
Steps:

Pour the water (or water and lemon juice) in a large bowl and add gelatin slowly. Stir until gelatin is dissolved in the water.
Stir in glucose slowly. You may need to microwave 20-30 seconds or heat on the stove with a double-boiler to get glucose to melt.
Add 3 cups of confectioners' sugar (also known as powdered suger) and gum tragacanth.
Mix well.

I use a mixer with dough hook.
You'll end up with a soft, sticky dough.
Knead in the remaining 1 cup of powdered sugar and it will become soft and pliable - no longer sticky.

If you are using another brand of gelatine, not knox, u would use 2 1/2 tsp. I always use my gumpaste right away

aww dats so sweet and kind of u. Tnx alot. God bless u and all urs.