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blank: They probably arrested the guy cos he was refusing to accept the kids. So the money was for bail and to do the naming ceremony.

do u think so??

ronkebp: @ taryour.....you too like something-something, see her using broom to pursue people out of the class


@Armyofone, been looking for your question, give me the link please.....

yess o,i no go lie i too like dat tin oo, d broom i use sef no chase dem comot finish so i used cutlass. No mind dem jare,dem wan begin to dey chop wetin big madams dey chop..... Anyways i don tell dem to wait for their turn abi wetin u tink agiboma n ronkus

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]What a horrible friend you are, your friend's life falling apart is a funny story to you??!!! [/quote]i agree with u jare..
@op,u are indeed a bad friend,God forgive u.

ronkebp: Hey peeps, Agiboma and Taryour, you both are funny, na small small oooo, you will not want me to give you an idea almost everyday naa, because by the time you start to practicalize on your hubby, he would be thinking and wondering where you learnt all those sommersaulting tips from, . Anyways, we can't say everything here ooooo, there are babies too on the thread.

oya all babies vamose from this thread,we are aving milking 101. Abeg teacher ronke giv them 5min to comot for class.

chaircover: . . . and to think that my daughter has been bothering me to join NL

Anyway to the Adult education students of milking 101 class. If you want the keys to a new car and a signed blank cheque, attempt to do ***** after gargling with very very cold water or just eating a few spoons of icecream . . .BTW you didn't hear Prim and proper CC say any of this and I will deny all knowledge

chai !!! Madam cc dat one make sence o,d blank check na him i want cos i go buy car n keep change from dt blank check. Dont worry ma i wunt tell anyone u thought us d tricks...

ronkebp: Hey peeps, Agiboma and Taryour, you both are funny, na small small oooo, you will not want me to give you an idea almost everyday naa, because by the time you start to practicalize on your hubby, he would be thinking and wondering where you learnt all those sommersaulting tips from, . Anyways, we can't say everything here ooooo, there are babies too on the thread.

oya all babies vamose from this thread,we are aving milking 101. Abeg teacher ronke giv them 5min to comot for class.

SOGBODILE: i seek your opinion
a niece of mine caught her man having affair with a their neighbour in their bedroom
there was a rumour that the neuhbour is giving a financial support to her husband and my neice is planing to move out of her matrimonial home after 2 kids
please kindly advice her your words can save her marriage

she should not leave her husband oo, not after avimg two kids. Abeg its not worth it ojare.




I know they will come n crucify me here again.

blank: @BB, that was such a lovely post.

i couldnt av agreed more with u dearie.

agiboma: LOL i have a new found liking for this thread now. Ronke teach me too ooo. I want to let of some steam oooo, me and hubby doing it these days like we just know each other for 3 months instead of the 9 years we been together. I am an eager student waiting for my teachers lecture professor Ronke.

eehhh!!!! Me sef don become senior snc i don get junior.

Agi na senior u go dey call me oo..

Teacher ronkus abeg show ur red lyt,students dey wait for una...

neyostica: dont mind them jare, reality is different from fiction, you are indeed a virtous woman

neyo u couldnt av said it any better.
Agi u earn my respect 200%. I admire ur courage n strent. God bless ur family ma.

ronkebp: Now i will teach you how to 'milk him' when he is about to pour' infact!!!! he will just lie flat and will not be able to stand up when you are done....that one, shaa! is for another day ....am glad you are enjoying the kegel thingy, but that enjoyment should be more for him.

yeparipa!!! No to just go fill my drawer with pills cos i never wan give my pikin sibling yet. Madam ronke i dey wait for una. Infact my oga n i go arrange for 2 weeks leave from work so as to get realy busy....

ronkebp: Yes oooo and i mean to the 'gagging point"

chie!!! madam ronke,dat kegal wey u teach me sef,i still dey gbadun am 24 7. Na u beco.

armyofone: i can't imagine having that in one's mouth.

the thot of swimming tadpoles alone, you should see them jumping in the microscope. i saw one the tail cut off, some disfiqured.
miraclous!

ronkebp: You will, unknowingly though; when the time comes, at least that should be on your resume of bedmatology

armyofone: i can't imagine having that in one's mouth.

the thot of swimming tadpoles alone, you should see them jumping in the microscope. i saw one the tail cut off, some disfiqured.
miraclous!

eeewooo, u women don corrupt me oo. Lol

ronkebp: You are right Jason, but whether implosive or explosive, 'shouting' unnecessarily is a 'behaviour' that was acquired over time and has become part of the "shouter" (if english will permit me to use that word), now the "shoutee" is receiving different signals from that behaviour, i think as matured people we should learn to control our emotions, doing that separates us from animals. Especially when you are talking to your spouse. As a human being that also has an 'explosive emotional make-up" i don't expect anyone to shout at me if you are not my parents, that 'shout' can bring out the beast in me.

u av a point madam ronke.

[quote author=agiboma][/quote]Lol

maclatunji: Bros. you sef na wah for you. You know it is not easy for someone to start a thread. You now get the courage to start the thread and what do you find in a short space of time? People coming out with their Virtual 'AK-47s, Kalashnikovs, Rocket Launchers, Mortars, RPGs etc.' They fire without hesitation and restraint, what would you do as a non-combatant? You lie flat on the ground and if available a trench before you take a hit from the crossfire.

So do not blame OP.

u no lie at all at all

Op a very big congrats to u. U av no problem,ur wife gave u d reason to act such. Pls ask ur wife to go for a dna test,b sure it is comfirmed u are responsible for d pregnancy befor u acept it after all her long absence from home. As for d oda woman,it is d lords doing. It is indeed a big testimony as moremi as said.

maclatunji: This competition over advice should stop now. If you want to pound your husband to submission please feel free to do so and if you want to roll-over on the floor to please your husband feel free to do that as well. See ehn, me I don't mind you guys e-fighting but find a single thread to do it so that we can go and watch the fight there. Let other threads be clean.

mac ur point is noted jare,tnx.

chaircover: Haaaaaa!!!Its not your fault oooooo!!!

Its the fault of the one or two women that you have met that have dared asked you to pay for their meatpies at Mr Biggs

. . . .Meanwhile, these same termites as you call them come visit you, sweep your dirty floor, pick up your smelly boxers off your smelly floor, go to market on okada in the hot blazing sun to buy foodstuffs to make you the first decent meal that you would have had that week, come back cook, do a bit of washing; scrubbing with shoe brush those dirty white collars & cuffs that have turned brown

And If they make the mistake of visiting on Environmental day, will be there in "knicker" with the other neighbours helping you to clear your dirty smelly gutter, go back in and dust on top of your TV & bookshelf that has dust 6 inches high and then at night you maul her, testing all the styles you learnt off the porrn channel . . . . should I go on . . . . chei women don suffer . . . It is well oooooooo

Thank God for my militant mother and the only place I was allowed to go was to blend pepper on the same street. Then i thought that her own was too much but now I thoroughly appreciate the "imprisonment"

And BTW who are these 2 that liked Moremi's post iru kan kan oun

Women she una don hear . . .stop asking these cheapskates for things. Earn your own money and hold your heads high

madam cc God bless u n ur family for dis post.
@moremi,dont foger u will get married n av female kids oo and if a man treats dem as u treat women,dont complain.
@op why on earth would u compare a woman with a car.

jennykadry: Take kini back. That poster lives and breaths of richy. She sounds 100% like him. Now I cannot figure out richys gender. Solve the puzzle with me sisi

u are free to av ur own thoughts jenny,so u go ahead n think wotever d Bleep u like for all i care. Yeye humanbeing....

armyofone: @ taryour

hahahahahaa,
lady, are you joking
so you and hubby use kpesu solve matter?
oh well.
why i go dey act all nice and cool if hubby is the cause of the hassle?
ummm
he better apologize with 12 Roses must be white. Or red Lilies.

yes oo,dat as been workin for me n at d end i even get more dan 12 roses.

stillwater: Would you let out the venom if it is also warranted at your husband?

my husband dosnt live outside my home.

agiboma: Thank you very much my sister NL needs someone on here that does not conform and belong to the divorce club

u are most welcomed madam,abeg dont forget to invite me to d party for renewing ur weddings vows ooo. Lol

ifyalways: @OP,have you got one already?

I sat myself down today and went soul searching.I love my husband and family sooooo very much that i wonder if i would "really" walk away without a fight if ever things go awry.Hmmn,my honest answers to myself hit me so hard that i quickly went down on my knees to pray.No be mouth oh,na only God!

@Agiboma,I don't know all the whats or whys to your marriage but all i got to say is that "you are strong,woman",very strong!

i completely agree with u 100% ify,agiboma is indeed a strong woman,she is a true virtous woman. I respect her alot.
@agiboma,may God continue to bless ur family n may u never know pain in ur family IJN.