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ifyalways: Anu de anu kanda!!!
I loff your style.Na cotton bud abi na broom dey ya mouth so?
Did you just finish a jumbo "skunk" before this picture cos your eyes don over-jogodo.
hahahaaha,nothing do you my boy.

ifyalways: Anu de anu kanda!!!
I loff your style.Na cotton bud abi na broom dey ya mouth so?
Did you just finish a jumbo "skunk" before this picture cos your eyes don over-jogodo.
hahahaaha,nothing do you my boy.

queenafric: U want me to mind my own business? Well, that's impossible, not especially when I saw d state dat child was in. I stated earlier dat she was trying to cross d highway when people screamed and dat caught my attention. From what I heard, she was abandoned by her mother for a long time now, so it is not as if the mother went out and would be back at d end of everyday. A child has a right to good health, good food, and not what I saw today.
Anyway, am sorry to disappoint u, but I aint giving up on her. I'm going back there on Thursday and I will insist on speaking with d old woman.



I will google it up and see if I can find their contact. Thanks for d suggestion.

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God bless u madam

obi123: REAL LIFE!!!!! happened just yesterday here in Scotland

y on earth would she want to kill her son wife and her own grandchildren....... Is she a witch.... Dis is so baffling

obi123: my very good friend in Scotland told me ysdty that she caught her mother in law when she was trying to put something in her food, they don't get along and she came from naija for holiday , and that ystdy when she wanted to have her shower , her 2 kids were in the sitting room, her mother in law was in her room.
While she was in the shower, she heard the kitchen door open and Something told her to come out of the shower and see who opened it , she came out of the bathroom but she left the shower running , so the mother in law obviously thought she was still in the bathroom, that is how my friend walked towards the kitchen door and in full view , there was her mother- in- law standing over her pot of food ,taking something from her wrapper and sprinkling it into the food .
She startled the woman and the thing dropped , her mother in law picked it up and ran out of the house .
Immediately , my friend called her husband and reported the incident, told him that the mum cannot return to the house or else she will leave with the kids .
The poor man called his mum to find out what had happened and as expected she told him all sorts of stories , anyway he paid for her to stay the night at a bed and breakfast , in the mean time my friend had packed all her belongings and thrown it outside .
This morning the husband who is a scientist took the food to the lab and it contained very high level of aspergillus quadrilineatus aka some sort of toxins that's very lethal.

LARWD AV MERCY!!! but realy is dis story true or its a film...

dayokanu: OP,

Hopefully your daughter in law would deny you entry into your sons house in the next 30yrs

Did I hear an AMEN?

dayo don kill me with laff ooo.

Tgirl4real:

Am choking on myself right now.

@OP,

Wetin she wan do na dan to wait till d mama show. She shouldn't let people's judgement of the MIL cloud her eyes. She should make up her mind to be in her best and to see that MIL is comfy. Like that, If the MIL is truly troublesome, it will be easy for her to make a case before her hubby.

very well said

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Why do you find it hard to accept his apologies and move on?

And what do you plan to do in retaliation? Divorce him? Where would that leave your kids?

My sister, no marriage is plain sailing. It's a life long comittment that entails hard work from both. Sit your hubby down and let him know how hurt you feel and how his flirtation has compromised your trust in him.. Don't bottle it up inside of you. Learn to forgive and move on.[/quote]i completely agree with u efe..

I doubt if dats ever gonna work ooo... D age diffrence is just tooo much.

chaircover: @Efe it doesnt matter that he has been cut ooooo! That area is the most sensitive area.

With the other areas I mentioned (BTW seuns word eater changed niiples to unmentionables lol), the idea is not to just focus on these areas alone during foreplayy/lovemaking. What you need to do is to give the inner thighs one or two sensual touches just to excite him, then swiftly move on to another not so sensitive area, so he will be looking forward to you going back to the first area. That way you keep him in anticipation.

Now back to Ronkes lesson. She is right. It shouldn't just be an up and down movement in response to your husbands thrusting but try a circular movement too from time to time and then mix this up with your keegals. we should be able to kill two birds with one stone during lovemaking. Have fun and loose weight at the same time.

I wont lie; being the prom and proper girl that I am LOL, it took me a while to understand that I could do anything I liked in my bedroom with my husband, but the day I understood it . . . . . . .

Today is Sunday, so no new lessons for now until later in the day.

tnk God say i no miss dis morning lecture oo

chaircover: @Efe it doesnt matter that he has been cut ooooo! That area is the most sensitive area.

With the other areas I mentioned (BTW seuns word eater changed niiples to unmentionables lol), the idea is not to just focus on these areas alone during foreplayy/lovemaking. What you need to do is to give the inner thighs one or two sensual touches just to excite him, then swiftly move on to another not so sensitive area, so he will be looking forward to you going back to the first area. That way you keep him in anticipation.

Now back to Ronkes lesson. She is right. It shouldn't just be an up and down movement in response to your husbands thrusting but try a circular movement too from time to time and then mix this up with your keegals. we should be able to kill two birds with one stone during lovemaking. Have fun and loose weight at the same time.

I wont lie; being the prom and proper girl that I am LOL, it took me a while to understand that I could do anything I liked in my bedroom with my husband, but the day I understood it . . . . . . .

Today is Sunday, so no new lessons for now until later in the day.

tnk God say i no miss dis morning lecture oo

chaircover: I just noticed something very odd. last night there were 1300 views and this morning there were 1500 views. Ronke we seem to have a lot of unregistered students ooooo! Ronke create a registration form and lets change N1,000 for each form

yes o,u tok true. I dont even av an idea how dey got into d class,afer all d broom n cutlass chase,plus hot peper n pankere. Could it be dat dey av been scaling d fence....... All dis pikins sef... I tire for una oo

Vikin: Omo!!! This is where you ladies are hiding the important stuff ehhn?

Hope i can join the class! Not married but almost close... But i can still follow these steps..

Ok, i need photocpy of previous note, need explaination of some terms here i dont know like kpekus and kegel...

I thought this was the innocent thread i read awhile ago about smelling boxers only to find out it has been converted to adult education class

Abeg, accept my registration fast so i can start asking questions..

Waiting!!

##got lots of questions esp. about positioning~~

come to tink of it,u neva marry na,so wetin u dey do for big madam class, u wan begin to dey chop wetin we dey chop? So after i use broom n cutlass chase u n d oda babies comot for class,u went to peep tro d window ehh... Go take permission from teacher ronke n teacher cc first joor,else i go pour u hot peper ooo... Lol

[quote author=Efemena_xy]My dear, I dey class o! Na pearls of wisdom full this lecture

But er...you sure say you drive all those babies comot so? I just notice say the views for this thread done increase wella! [/quote]ur head dey dia,i dey to busy to even notice wen u enter class.

Dis yeye pikins sef,efe no mind dem ojare,na d window i foget to close dem dey take peep but i don arange very hot peper n pankere for dem... Make sure u face ur studies o efe,i dey tell u now oo

Vikin: Omo!!! This is where you ladies are hiding the important stuff ehhn?

Hope i can join the class! Not married but almost close... But i can still follow these steps..

Ok, i need photocpy of previous note, need explaination of some terms here i dont know like kpekus and kegel...

I thought this was the innocent thread i read awhile ago about smelling boxers only to find out it has been converted to adult education class

Abeg, accept my registration fast so i can start asking questions..

Waiting!!

##got lots of questions esp. about positioning~~

no worry i go borrow u my note,but u go fit copy am so? I don use 3 higher education note already n we never finish..
Make u too no dey miss class again ooo

ronkebp: hubby can be kneeling, having you kneel too on all fours with one of your legs on his shoulder, and one hand holding on to his waste too.....ladies need real flexibilty for that one

now the one with the hubby lying flat and one is humping away is a good one, you can add a twist to it, intead of having to kneel, you can squat, wiith knees not touching the ground and your hands over his shoulder, or when hunping instaed of going up and down alone, go front and back also, it helps reach every corner of the v-jay,jays.....so it would be up-down, front-back in that order and keep repeating it, not forgetting to do the kegel on every chance you get, they will always like that one.

OLUWA OOOO!!!! gbege go sele tonyt. Make i quikly put my son to sleep n start correct bizness with oga. Infact no church tomoro.....

ronkebp: Lol.....Agiboma, ok since you are flexible, positioning is another issue, forget about dog-style, and the missionary oooo though you can get more positions for those two, talk more of the rest, i really like the positioning in the "main-thing" because it helps the lady to last longer than the man, while those turning and twisting helps the man to enjoy it, and it really turns him on so much that he will be quick to letting the whole thing pour, then in that you have an upper hand, next-time he will want to beat you to it, saying "we will see who will last longer", digest this first and i will tell you how to twist and turn during the two i have mentioned above, and that is just the beginning, more to come , i hope i am not spoiling people here ooooo, i am a good girl oooo,

ol boy,second note don finish..

jennykadry: Naaa, a man that poster is. There are times I have read her posts and I slapped my face twice to be sure I am reading well. That's a man not a woman

Lol. Sorry

[quote author=blogger1.0]@op if you really love the gurl and not just staying with her becos of what she did for you in the past, and for the fact that she already has your child, i think you must go ahead and settle down with her, atleast it would be fair thing for your child. After all you know that saying: the devil you know.... I mean with the kind of terrible gals we have these days there is no guarrante that you would go out there and find a better one. Just try to know the things she lyks most, and spend more tym with her. Note that most women tend to make huge turn arounds in their lyfstyle when they get married, settle down and start having issues.
And hey, confirm that child is yours oo.[/quote]i agree with u completely.

ileobatojo: I'm sorry but are my eyes deceiving me? Are YOU saying it is okay for him to divorce her?

lol. How does dice her into cubes n serve her to d vampires sound like divorce. She should be punished not divorced.

ronkebp: taryour don kill me oooo, na higher education you dey use again you are so funny.

yes o madam ronke,infact wen am done with dis milking 101,i will make sure i laminate all my notes page by page. Cos i no trust my son,if he no put am inside wota,he go use spit decorate am,n i cant aford lossing a single word in my notes. Dis note na forever n ever,even pass to my daughters sef....

chaircover: Lesson 4

Have a long leisurely soak in the bath (you know the type you have and your hands go all wrinkly LOL) Go for something with a Lavender aroma. I dont know why, but lavender seems to be a relaxant and aphrodisiac of some sort. Please please please this is not the time to rub those strong smelling moisturizers on your body after your bath, because its too strong and masks the delicate lavender scent. If you must rub anything at all, just a very light sheen of something like baby oil.

Go to bed nakeed, but make sure that you arrange yourself innocently in such a way that MrX wont be able to control himself and before you can say Jack Robinson he is . . . . .

chai!!! Oya na,dis one na on d kentro levels ooo. Lets go there joor.

ronkebp: Noooo naaa, you have to be kpekusing every-every naa, the thing is, it would take you that long to perfect flexibility, and that is only if you are not flexible enough as you would want it, if you are by pass that one....i always start from that, only because your man, should be able to turn you wich ever way, you can bend to any position and don't feel any cramps afterwards that in itself prolongs sexual duration. Now you are talking about 20 mins of real action minus the warm-up and cool down

i dey feel u wella,
abeg wait make i get anoda note,dis my higher education note don finish.

Frazy: A married couple work in different cities, he works in Abuja, she in Lagos, he goes home every weekend.

Both have facebook accounts. One day while bored at work he playfully creates a facebook account with a fake pix, he sends his wife a request & she adds him.

They chat regularly over 1 month, she finds him very exciting & is always looking forward to chatting with him, she began to hate weekends cos he was never available to chat. They chatted about everything, recently their chats became very sexually explicit, she got turned on by d things he asked her to do, then one day he asks her to send a pix of her private part, she excitedly does that without hesitation , he then asks her to take other pix of her body parts & she did & sent all to him, now he reveals his true identity & wants a divorce...

What can u say abt this?

pls dice dat woman into cubes n serve her to vampires.....

chaircover: Lesson Number 3

Good Quality Scented candles & good sensual music. The voice too is very important and not just the beat; so in comes Michael Bolton & out goes Tosin Martins (his voice is too high)

Leave the candles burning for a good hour or so before you hit the bedroom. The light from the candle should also be the only light in the bedroom

tnk God say i no miss dis lecture. Efe hope say u dey class na,me no go borrow u my note again oo.

ronkebp: Ok, Agiboma, Efemena xy and Tayour, lets start from flexibility- 101, nitty-gritty of bedroom tactics, , for that to take place, you need to do at least 30 minutes of yoga or pilates daily for the next three months, once you are done with that, we will do some assessments, if you pass those assessment, then we will move forward to the next level.

3months kee, so for 3 months i no go do dat tin,ol boy by d time dat 3mont finish ee,na 4 days non stop of serious love making oo.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]hmm wetin babies go dey find for big girls corner of nl sef?



Lol! I can't believe I'm late for my first class!

I read somewhere that using ice cubes is really effective...Think I'm going to try that one too [/quote]eiya sorry efe,but y u too miss first lecture na,bt no worry i go borrow u my note. Yes oo ice cube is bravo...

feminine A: I agree with everyone. She should stay put and fight for her marriage. If possible they should move out of the environment immediately and work on her man and marriage. God created women with so much shock absorber. The needed strength is available for her to pull through. Not easy though but all will be well @ the end

i agree with u dear. ..

@op, d first step is getting d he.ll out of dat environment.

ronkebp: mY DEAR, nobody will crucify you ooooo, he has cheated and there is nothing that can be done about that, it is either she forgives him or looks for another way to get back at him for cheating on her. Leaving her hubby for only that is not worth it. The neighbour would completely take over her man ( see Angelina Jolie and Brad pitt) for an example.

dont mind me jare,am just being naughty. U av a point o, angelina jolie n brad pit are indeed a good example.

ijebabe: Is it today? The world is filled with sick, perverted people. I really don't know what goes on in that twisted head of theirs!
SMH

u no lie my sister..
I don tire to dey hear all dis kain tory sef. Foolish God forsaken father.