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PEACE PROFOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dagods: Hey tchaik am waiting.

How far? No mind me joor! I can't recharge my phone due to the post paid plan I use.
Thanks man, you too much! I hail
THEIR FADA!!!!!

moderattor: A girl i once new once updated her 2go status about lagbook two years ago.

New ke! Abi u dey joke?
www.GBAGAUN.com

12PM: AND THE WINNER IS

WETIN CONCERN NAIRALAND WITH LAGBOOK?
PASS THE MIC JOOR!

cyril83: all ur illustrations appeared to me as copy and paste frm one of di book written by ur late bas.tar.d ekumba...mind di way u construct ur sentence "still or yet nt stil yet

NEVER INSULT THE GREAT DIM, FOR YOUR LIFE, NEVER!!!

HYPOCRITES!!!!!!
You guyz pretend not to like this topic; yet you made commentSSSSS!!!!!
@Idowuogbo: no mind dem jare, na aproko dey worry dem!

Dagods: ...as 4 d match ;- cd plate dey market, i go buy dat one later go watch..

Weyrey
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

190: OP

One friends with benefits just asked me for money 2 make hair

'One friends with benefits' (GBAGAUN!!)
Why she no go ask for money? Is it not friends with 'BENEFITS' again?
Pass the Mic joor!!

This is how things are done in a serious country! Hope EFCC and NPF are watching in disgrace!!
But Ibori's own too much, corruption no get limit again? Na wah!

wales: A president of just yesterday calling those he handed over authority thieves and armed robbers!
The souls of the more than a million innocent children deliberately starved to death by Nigeria are setting up confusion in Nigeria; their agonizing spirits had since set out to punish the name, Nigeria. In a country where those who directly or indirectly murdered more than a million children are termed heroes whose labours shall not be in vain, what do we expect? Perhaps, this is just the beginning. Nigeria starved to death more than a million children it set out to force back to One Nigeria in what it branded a civil war. Senseless! No where else was a civil war fought with starvation to death of over a million children. And the survivors are still visited with injustice. The class war has just begun.

Watch out for Bigotic Rantings!!!!!

Emmysteve: Young man, are you drunk or what? What about wolves? Red devils? Arsenal? Etc See how inferiority complex have done to you.

www.GBAGAUN.com
You wan yab and come leave your yansh open!
Pass the mic joor!

alj harem: Question is when Oriental would build one refinery in Kogi or kwara.

The transportation of finished petrol is quiet expensive given the fact that it evaporates easilly

Dude are you for real?
Was meant to believe that everybody has a brain until I read your comment! Gosh!!!!

slimzme: I remember watching a match between El-kanemi warriors of Maidugiri
And sharks @ d Maiduguri township stadium,and I wonder haw manage a GOAT
Got into d picth to eat grass,and d foolish ball boy was chasing the GOAT
In d field while d match was still going on

Did u watch blackburn Rovers vs. Wigan? No be Yakubu catch d fowl wey enter pitch?
Pass the mike joor!!

dapo338: There is a saying in Yoruba.....

Don't dig a trap hole meant for ur enemy too far because your friend might fall a victim...

You might get rich building the scam site but one way or the other, you must pay for it.

Interpretation: Science calls it CAUSE AND EFFECT
Religion calls it KARMA.
But whatever name u like to call it, we all know that it is a B.!.T.C.H

slam7000: Not as interesting as it used to be,most npl players are not very committed,i dont blame them though,imagine injuring ur leg and being treated with cold water sachet[pure water] by an unqualified physiotherapist.they are owed wages and sign on fees,exploited by their state governors,some players come to match venues wearing Arsenal,Chelsea ETC shirts..i do watch my daring team Enugu Rangers when im in town.last i was in coalcity i watched them beat gombe 3-0,the finished off jigawa stars 5-0....4th goal by their left full back was a delight...new super eagles whizkid ejike uzoenyi is a very good player,was man of the match in last eagles away match to rwanda,lots of people troop to the stadium to see him and one chikeluba ofoegbu....unfortunately,they have no website and it was difficult getting a souvenir to buy.....i think nigerian teams have a long way to go in management,marketing and publicity.

slam7000: kano is one of the most difficult places to place for an away team.....its difficult to officiate or get a result there,not because the pillars cldnt be beaten but imagine an away team 1 nil up and 5mins to go...you,ll see fans pointing daggers at npl match commissioner and the match officials...pillars have a good team but nt like the days of ahmed musa and co.there was a match some yrs back btw enugu rangers and gombe,rangers were 1-0 up and the referee didnt blow the final whitsle till gombe equalised dubiously at about 90mins + more than 10mins injury time...even rangers players were begging the ref to give home team a penalty and spare them the wrath of the home supporters..

The first time(unfortunately, my Last), I went to watch a live match was some months ago; Enyimba vs. Heartland. The match was played @ the Enugu stadium, and I was so stupid to go. I must confess, the display was awesome! Enyimba came back from 2 goals down to win 3-2; and that, my brothers, caused the nightmare!
Immediately the Ref.blew the final whistle, omo see angry heartland fans/supporters with cudgels, sticks,iron etc invade the pitch! Both the officials, players/fans took to their heels! Although mobile policemen were there, they culdnt do anything! The mob was too much! I just sat tight, watching! They beat the ref and one linesman, even some players were harassed.
After the ordeal, I promised my God that I will not be too careless with my life again. Its an experience I will not like to encounter again.
I am not afraid of death, but I definitely care about what I am dying for!
Tufiakwa!!

crusifis: just 2? mtchewww. someone should drop a biological weapon in that northeast

Sokoto? NorthEast?
SMH!!!!

mazaje: What the hell is security vote?. . .

Funds that are specially marked out for!!!!!!(Name them); the law doesn't mandate you to explain how you spend(or embezzle) them!!!!!
Get the gist yet?

Sandalili (x8). I'm a plumber in my country (plumber!) Some of you know me well, if you look me up and down. You will know this is true.

Blah blah blah! As if they are not the people that created it!
Thank God nairaland aint included, I don't use Facebook.

CHESSBOARD: :oHow to Wash OKIRIKA in front Page, SMH....Seun and His Murder-rators should stop embarrassing NLers

Swear say u never wear Okirika?

honour6: Simplest method, hang the clothes outside all through the night, by morning all the smell would have left.

Used to try this method, it didn't work; the smell was still noticeable. Lol

wesley80: Yeah, but unfortunately most here detest anything that remotely sounds "Good - anything".

How can this bring down the price of Garri?
Or make NEPA to bring light (for 2wks now?)
Na all of them stole the subsidy money. Tiffss!!!

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Pls pardon my ignorance, can one find Stag in Nigeria (in South East to be precise?)
Cos I do hear tales of hunters shooting 'Atu' (Stag)!

Odenigbo Aroli: I appreciate the help but is odogwu ozalla and akpi the same thing ?

Sure! My grandma just comfirmed it!