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Meritgoal: Thank God for your life, may his favour continue for ever. I wouldn't mind if you have any job link available, here is my active line 07081257126. Thanks in anticipation.

Na so!
If you can help him first, I won't mind being the second!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I would rather used " touch and follow"[/quote]
Weyrey

The 'Gap-toothed' one should be the most dangerous; though the one in the middle should be neglected at ones peril (if u know what I mean)

The gurl na Bill Gate's daughter ni? Abi na Dangote's daughter?
Omo go make money first, d otepu (plus many odas) go dey pursue u around!

Acidosis: in own too much self abeg. .e just carry government and Lagos for head like say na him property.

Can you hear yourself? You are a very big disappointment to humanity; you have a big soul searching to do (dats if you still have a soul)!
Cover yourself with sack clothes, pour ashes on your head, go to the outskirt of Lagos and start wailing for forgiveness!
Tufiakwa

@OP, are you the owner of Nairaland?
How does Nairaland's performance take any skin off your back?
Why you come dey take panadol ontop another persin headache?
If you do not like it again(and I seriously doubt that cos you are still here),you know what to do; COMOT. Abi Seun put gun for your head?
Na wah for some ppel shaaa
By the way, why you dey winch Mr. Seun? Today wey be his Birthday?
I PRAY THAT YOU WILL BE ALIVE TO SEE NAIRALAND RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH FACEBOOK! AMEN





#DO NOT HATE; APPRECIATE

Kid suicide bomber?
Now this is scary; Kids?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Nigerians and religion.

Sit there and wait for Allah/God to do what you're supposed to do.[/quote]ON POINT!!!!

BaBa Mike: You can actually create a folder named CON !! This can be done through command prompt.

open Command Prompt (Windows Key +R and type cmd)
type cd\ and press enter.
type mkdir c:\con\ and press enter.

But it is advisable not to do so, as it might result in your system becoming unstable.


[color=#000000]Magic 2:[/color]

This magic depend upon Version of your Notepad. Actually this is a bug in older versions of Notepad but now it has been removed. The phrase "Bush hid the facts " is combination of 4 3 4 5. It generates some chines words. This is an UNICODE error of Notepad However, some character strings that fit the "4,3,3,5" pattern do not generate the error. For example, the phrase "Bush hid the truth" is displayed normally. However, conspiracy theorists should not take this as aiding their argument. "Fred led the brats", "brad ate the trees" and other strings also escape the error.

[color=#000000]Magic 3:[/color]

=rand(200,99) returns bunch of statement but why, because rand() function is used to generates automatically text and paragraphs. Now open that words document and find this phrase " The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" by using CTRL+F. This phrase "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" contains all alphabets of English so it is used to test the font and font size in word document.
You can also try same this with this function "lorem().

[color=#000000]Hope this will help[/color]

@Maleeq, na your broda be this?
Abi na Freecocoa? (that solved the ish with you)

SERIOUSLY; you guyz are awesome (only you and Maleeq)

@SOE, if not for your plea; I for insult you sotey, you no go fit sleep tonite! PASS THE MIC JOOR

yeye4live: pple like u dat claim u speak well cant even pass ur ezam except tru cheating, of course i kno its SHEER tears dat s a typographic error ok mr lecturer .

abeg i ned reasonable post here n nt dead drunk junkie post like this tanks

#GBAGAUNTRENDING

yeye4live: Plss my bb itch my eyes n make me shear tears when eva am making use of it,resently now my doctor said I shud use an EYE glas dat wil protect d rays but I realy don't understand why phone wil harm eyes,is dat corect @bb users plsss

Your gbagaun makes me 'tear' laugh

Seriously, if it makes you 'shear' tears , then stop using it, BB na by force?
Choosing between my eyes and BB is not really an option

SCAM ALERT!!!!!!!

Media Chat: Ghanaian Professor Blasts Goodluck Jonathan, Says: “This Guy is a Joke”
June 25th, 2012 by Samuel K. Obour

One of the World’s foremost economists, Professor George Ayittey has lashed out at the President of Nigeria, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GEJ), describing him as “a joke” and a mediocre President after his (GEJ’s) encounter with the media last night.

According to Professor Ayittey, Nigeria “deserves a better leader”, judging by GEJ’s poor, almost unfortunate responses to some of the questions posed to him by the Nigerian media last night.

The Professor indicated that GEJ’s refusal to declare his assets and his failure to tackle the Boko Haram crisis suggest that he is of an unsound mind.

He therefore called on Nigerians to rid themselves of GEJ as soon as possible.

He said: “Nigerians should not put up with such mediocrity and should mount a RECALL GEJ campaign. They should check Chapter VI of their Constitution. See Sections 143 and 144 about removing the President and Vice-President from office other than through elections”.

“137; 1c: “A person shall not be qualified for election to the office of President if under the law in any part of Nigeria, he is adjudged to be a lunatic or otherwise declared to be of unsound mind.”

Professor Ayittey, a Ghanaian economist, author, president of the Free Africa Foundation in Washington DC, professor at American University, and an associate scholar at the Foreign Policy Research Institute, made this known on twitter this morning.

Read the entire tweet below:



Professor George Ayittey

“Look, this GEJ guy is a joke – a meretricious mediocrity. Nigerians deserve a better leader. Fancy his statements and responses to questions in a media chat on June 24, 2012:

• He has not visited Borno state, the center of Boko Haram attacks, because the airport there was not functional at the time he planned to visit. “And we did not want to land somewhere and fly in to Maiduguri with a helicopter for obvious reasons.”

[Why is the airport not functioning? Why hasn’t it been fixed? And are there no ROADS into Borno State?]

• Asked why he had not declared his assets, Mr. Jonathan replied in an impatient tone, stating “I don’t give a damn” about declaration of assets. He related that he had gone to the late President Umaru Yar’Adua to caution “that we should not play to the hands of some people [by openly declaring their assets].” Mr. Jonathan added, “That is a matter of principle and I am not going to declare. It is not the president declaring his asset that will end Boko Haram.”

• The president said it’s a matter of principle and whether he is criticised from “head to toe” he will not declare his assets. “It is not right,” he said. “I didn’t want even want to declare my assets as VP” but was forced by the then president, Umara Musa Yar’Adua. He said asset declaration is “not the right thing to do.”

[Damn it, it is a constitutional requirement to declare your assets, Mr. President. See Chapter VI, Part 1, Section 140 of Nigeria’s Constitution: “Declaration of assets and liabilities, oaths of President.” And what the hell has Boko Haram got to do with declaration of assets?]

• Agriculture: The president said his government is revolutionizing agriculture in Nigeria.”We are giving cotton seeds free in the North” he said.

[This is the most crass definition of an “agricultural revolution” – by providing free seeds.]

• The President said the government is doing very well in railway construction. “You may not know, but we are working,” he said. He added that his government has made a “significant progress” in railway construction. “You should commend us,” he adds.

[What “significant progress” has been made in railway construction? How many Nigerians are working on railway construction with the contract given to Chinese firms?]

• UNILAG name change: The president said what he did, in terms of law, was correct. You change the name first, then send the bill to the National Assembly later, he argues. “What we did, was the normal procedure,” he said.

[No, Mr. Presient, you had it backward. Before you change the name of University of Lagos (UNILAG), you consult with the university and the student body, which you did NOT do.]

Crude Oil Theft: “The stealing of crude oil is a Nigerian phenomenon,” the president said. He adds that it has gone cancerous. “We will stop it, but it is like allowing a cancerous cell to grow into a major tumor.”

[Mr. President, theft of crude oil is a CRIME, not a “Nigerian phenomenon or a disease afflicting Nigerians. Describing it that way means you are CLUELESS about how to solve it.]

Nigerians should not put up with such mediocrity and should mount a RECALL GEJ campaign.

They should check Chapter VI of their Constitution. See Sections 143 and 144 about removing the President and Vice-President from office other than through elections.

137; 1c: “A person shall not be qualified for election to the office of President if under the law in any part of Nigeria, he is adjudged to be a lunatic or otherwise declared to be of unsound mind.” Link: http:///MSxUws ”

Professor Ayittey holds a B.Sc. in Economics from the University of Ghana, Legon, an M.A. from the University of Western Ontario in Canada, and a Ph.D. from the University of Manitoba. He has taught at Wayne State College and Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania.

He held a National Fellowship at the Hoover Institution in 1988-89, and then joined The Heritage Foundation as a Bradley Resident Scholar.

He founded The Free Africa Foundation in 1993, to serve as a catalyst for reform in Africa.

In 2008 Dr. Ayittey was listed by Foreign Policy as one of the “Top 100 Public Intellectuals” who “are shaping the tenor of our time”. He lives in Lorton, Virginia.








What do you make of his comments? Is Professor Ayittey justified in his criticism of GEJ?

@OP, after all the feedbacks; Do you still doubt?
Believe or doubt, just mind your own business wherever Juju/Alusi is activated
TO AVOID STORIES THAT TOUCH!!

electrowale: @lavita2:let me teach u sometin to know maybe is real or not... when i was in school am part of a SUG in my school dose days, and i know wht we normally do. but ve it at the back of ur mind that dose things are not good.
1. Buy a red cloth in market( very small)
2. if u see a lizard ( ds male lizard)
3. buy all ds locally made ring, the one that can enter ur hand
4. buy ............
now take ds red cloth use it to cover the lizard, put dm inside a local pot and place dm on fire with the ring and the ....... without water until it turn to ashes, now take the ring and put it into any of ur hand bt keep the substance (ashes) that remain inside the pot. the ring is ready to work, just use it on anybody immediately the person will start foaming white substance in is mouth...

OMO you no try @all! Leave @OP to believe whatever he/she wants!!! But you went far shaa!!!

Billyonaire: Juju or Black Magic are real. Basically its about channeling with energy beings on the lower astral planes, home of ghost, negative energies and vibrations. One has to consistently raise energy levels through medications and prayers to keep consciousness in higher frequency than those beings. On the whole, its real, they exist and they can wound you. Period.

Well said!!!

Omenka is still in Brazil, his brother is a very good friend of my mum! He has a farm there (big one)!
Sharp badt guy; the smartest of them all

"When I was a little child
Happiness was there for a while
Then from me it slipped away
Happiness come back I say
Cos if YOU DON'T COME, I'M GONNA GO LOOKING, FOR HAPPINESS"
BOB MARLEY!!!!!
Omo, no body holds ur happiness, if u no fit make urself happy, then u are totaly PHUCKED!!!!!

Nice Topic! Though most of us are not trained/certified security experts, we at least, are sure of one thing: WHOEVER IS SPONSORING BOKO HARAM HAS MONEY TO SPEND; LOTS OF IT! Moreso, the person(s) has grouse with Nigerian Government! (Serious grouse). I can comfortably bet a year's pay cheque that such a person/persons didn't make the money in an honest endeavour!
With these facts/knowledge, why can't they:
1)List people that have hatred for Nigerian Govt and GEJ
2) Narrow it down by checking who and who made their money in a dubious way and questionable manner! (No sane honest person can waste his hard-earned money this way!) NB: I said "SANE"
3)Monitor our Banks(CBN can be of much help here) and check cash flows from any of the above (2)!
I sincerely believe that the list should be drastically reduced by then, and those bastards will be fished out! Lol
But seriously, more intelligent, respected and trained experts have done this and arrived at the same conclusion: BOKO HARAM IS PDP(disgruntled ones of course)!
So mr poster, we already know the answer to your question; why do u think GEJ refused to do anything?(Even after telling Nigerians that he knows who their sponsors are, and that they have infiltrated his govt) You can't send a Farouk Lawan to catch a Farouk Lawan!
Why don't we discuss a more interesting issue like ehmm! , how about todays match? I bet france will win tonight! What do you think?


NOTICE!!!!!!
If you are a Christian, and you are residing in a Boko Haram infested city, I suggest u stay in your houses tomorrow! You can worship in your various houses (where two or more are gathered in my name, HE IS THERE) Akonuche Chapter 3: vs. 6-9

airroseice: Come on, leave their kids out of it.

People that are dying on a daily basis, are they not peoples'Kids? Abi na Billy kid? Mtchewww

ubandire: Definitely u'll bring his name up in matters of governance,not when u go to Baba Saliu's shed to buy tomtom and can't pay u start cursing the President,u don't critiscise fairly without being insulting or verbally assaulting the President and his office and you expect not to be at least tongue lashed,if u lost ur values and discipline some us haven't,we still remember not to insult our elders.I've personally witnessed very good threads turned into a market place fight between foodstuff dealers,u musn't curse the President to drive home a good point.

Bring up a constructive critiscm and we dissect it,this country has to move forward it's not a GEJ country,it's OUR's

Mr. R Abati, is that you sir?

bennyraz: Interesting

I can't fccking wait to see the commercials of when ''WEED'' is legalised

Odunnu: Who should announce it, me?

No na BH go announce am!

[quote author=Dee'aba]remember dis song in sound of music Do a deer a female deer, re a surface frm d sun. Mi ie me a name i call myself. Guys just finish the lines for me o.[/quote]Do - a deer, a female deer
Re- a drop of golden sun
Me- a name,I call myself
Fa- a long long way to run
Soo- a needle pulling thread
La- a note to follow soo
Te- I drink with Jam and bread
And that will bring us back to Doo

Please folks, what is the name of that movie where a talking Car loves a lil boy, and saved the boy from some villians? I think d car's name is Joe or something! (Volkswagen) pls not Nightrider ooo!

flakkykul: :oPple working in ireland re in big shit

Ireland ko? Scotland ni

Farouk said exactly what this MOP said, only to come back and retract his statement! Let's watch this guy closely,they are all the same!

4bobo: politicians (farouk lawans) control police, cabals (femi otedolas) control politicans, as long as power is in the hand of lawmakers and not on the electorate, police are helpless. Even I.G himself dont have power on the politicians because they have been so caged that if he want to try to do any thing silly, they know where to wait for him. That is why someone accused of stealing billions will come to court and will receive standing ovation and begin to handshake everyone with laughter while a bussiness man who cant remit little thousands of dollars or money he borrowed due to one thing or the other will be termed fraudster and paraded like a common chicken.
What is giving me concern is that someone as trusted like faroukgate accused of bribery, what will the so called the mafians among them be doing illegally and secretly. Nigeria is as doomed as boko haram.
I will never trust any leaders or politicians in this country again: be it fashola o, tinubu o, JEG o, lawmakers o anybody until i see some politicians in maximum prision,kirikiri for years without bail. Then i will now know that we are going the right part again. All are just enrich their families abroad and caucus.

WHOEVER YOU ARE, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, GOD WILL CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU AND YOUR GENERATION TILL INFINITY! AMEN!!!

Hope they will not change tones when the Ghana-must-Go bags start coming!!