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babtoundey:
A close friend and formal colleague shared his revelation after checking his fiancee's phone. A relationship of three years then crashed in the pace of one night,one revelation!

The girlfriend visited. Prior to this visit the had a near six-week misunderstanding where both of them were distant from each other. What was the cause of the misunderstanding, the girlfriend insisted she is resolving to have no sex with him again until both are married. Before this development, they had been intimate not once twice or even six times. She just woke up one morning and said she had decided on not sex till after marriage

The guy resisted and they both went silent on each other for weeks. When eventually they resolved the disagreement, the lady visited. And the guy noticed she was avoiding picking a particular call. When she eventually picked, she told the caller the she was in her boyfriend's. He became suspicious and was curious to know who the caller was. His suspicion was heightened when she was overprotective of her phone.

He deployed a means to lure her out while he volunteered to help her charge her phone. Unsuspecting his intent, she left her phone. He checked her chat history and noticed she archived a particular message. He opened it and got to know that the woman he hoped to marry had been sending her nude to one random guy for the past one month.

He was heartbroken and is still heartbroken!

everybody go learn. Even you wey dey inside marriage. You go see shege 🫵

JimmySwaggart:
(1) I can never kneel down to propose to any lady
(2) I can never tell a woman I LOVE YOU, patapata I say I LIKE YOU, If she wants to be angry that's her problem. They are not worth investing your emotions into their affairs. They are absolute corn-fused creatures.

where is the lie?

KobolanderSegun:
Bros I dey feel you. But to dey para go give you high blood pressure, High blood pressure dat means you go dey buy medicine. Just relax and take it easy. Dey use YouTube to get publicity if you dey into business. All those Nigerians whey don bloo no be like say they get two head. Take it easy make you no raise your bp. Me I just dey watch football on top my smartphone if them one kpai people way dey noth e no consign me. I just dey enjoy my life. If I wan drink Garri, N200 groundnut and N100 sugar i go enjoy am. Madrid my team lost na Dem sabi I no fit dad for player wey de earn millions.

Na babe you need to cool body. I give you babe you come say na ai. Watin you wan make I do for you again ? Check out this babe called Ameliasocurvy, make you dey enjoy watin I dey enjoy

leave AI babe abeg 😂😂 even real babes dem be scam. Women wey devil dey learn work from. So you sef na Madrid fan. Omo. We gather dey. Yesterday I just look vinicius dey miss goals dey open him mighty teeth dey smile. Be like make I slap the idiot. E dey won compete with Mbappe.

The bastard no dey gree pass. God go punish an

KobolanderSegun:
Go join Army nah.... This one wey you just dey fight everyone for forum.... Your own too much . You even dey chook head inside Religious matter. I hope say you never put your location on top forum o.

But you sef you get energy..... Just dey fight up and down for forum. You need a babe. That is if you no go dey fight am come kpai am. Bros cool down and enjoy life

Use your energy to chase money

naija things dey vex me. Who go dey happy say the country dey useless dey go. I just dey para.

Audio attacks everytime from the army

HacheNoire:
Where did I state that?

If it might interest you, His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) does not play politics with human life’s. He is a master political strategist who does not need the blood of the innocent to get result.

With the strongest political base, network and structure since the existence of mankind, His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) will NEVER indulge in such criminal activities.

only if we knew where you're located. Then you'll have a taste

HacheNoire:
The opposition need to stop using human life’s to tarnish the image of the administration of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR).

This is a crime against humanity all in the quest to grab power.

The opposition should otherwise, indulge in healthy politics devoid of crimes.

wahlai. One day, you'll look back at the trails of wickedness and insensitivity you have left here and realize how wrong you were. I pray you feel the insecurity plaguing this country one way or another. Then you'll understand what it really means to be subjected to terrible governance. Maybe then you'll have a brain reset. For now, keep supporting evil. Your time would come.

Tosinville:
the guy matter just tire boyz, person wey suppose dey listen to Gunna sakpase podcast etc still dey listen to Beyonce halo in 2026, he will learn the hard way thru his girlfriend

e go learn. Experience is the best teacher

Double0h7:
Why am I laughing though?

ROTFL

bigpicture001:
I forgot that in the course of our relationship I told her two jokes that is serious, about the emotional effcet both Beyonce songs "halo" and "poision" usually have on me..... because she wanders why I play them frequently on my play list..

Last weekend while spending the weekend with me, we got into a repeating argument that broke our flow down ND it was at noon, so I went out, watched football and came back at night... I didn't bother eating and went straight to bed..

I know I am wounding her with such attitude, but I wanted her to beg me... Instead of begging me, this lady pull off a big surprise on me..

She connected the MP3 with her fone and brought in by the door of the room where I was it was like say 9:30 pm. it was dark , raining and cold.. she put on just a lingerie, switch on and played "halo"..

She just didn't play Halo, sh stood by the door way, I was on the bed, wrapped in the duve and peeping at her.. with a teary eyes, sh gave me the best ever halo performance I have ever seen.. it was so so romantic and touching . This makes it perfect because sh has a tenor high pitch voice which matched Beyonce's,

She just stood there in a flood of tears and loud on the song both with her and the MP3.. the whole lyrics got into my head , I fealt tears roll down my eyes....I couldn't help but stand up ,walk to her and held her hand....ND tried walking her to bed, but she came slowly with the loud lyrics on her tenor voice, I joined her in the songs ND we both cried nd gave beyonce a proud performance.....

Well, what happened there after they say the rest is history!


U guyz should try download and listen to that song, it has a spirit in it.. same as poison, both by Beyonce

Wetin be this? 😀

Richsteemit:
Everybody warn me, nairalanders warn. I was foolishly in love. all my sense don block. Until I check her phone. I swear I no fit cry. if you put Gun on my head I will never check any girl phone again in my life.. chaiiiii, im on a big trauma

This is now the beginning of my wickeness!!!!.


Thanks nairlanders for your advice, I was so stupid not to listen to una advice. Have learnt the hard way.. but aaah!!!!.

God go punish you if you no give us complete gist.

HacheNoire:
I will repeat again! Stop decimating western propaganda!

IT WILL NOT SELL!

which one is decimating again

StoryHaven:
Muhammed once told Aisha his wife that he was possessed by demons. In fact he said the "Angel" who delivered quran to him pressed his neck and wanted to suffocate him. Just add this to what you ponder on.

These head slammers don't know that a demon ministered to Mohammad. And he was their willing slave. They sought to adulterate everything in the bible. Hence why you see very few similarities. Everything demons touch they corrupt. I pity Muslims fa. They are ignorant. It's the way they fight for their idol for me. Lost souls.

geoworldedu:
1 Nigerians 2: 25-27

25. Let them not scam you with the story of rotten Jesus. He died many years ago and is now very rotten in his grave, but some foolish humans still worship a rotten meat.

26. Do not let them fool you as they fooled your ancestors. Jesus was a thief and he was nailed to death.

27. But his worshippers worshipped him and made him a deity. Beware not to fall for this trick, fellow Nigerians.

which one you be? ID yourself so I know where to start? A head slammer or an atheist?

AntiChristian:
Elijah didn't face death at all.

He should be a bigger boss!

God can never be a subject to death!

My Guy! Your god allah still needs some defending. Hope you're ready?

simpleseyi:
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Go and find meaningful things to do with your life

the guy lacks focus in his life

AquaBekee:
Abuja Real Estate Developer, Zubeidah Abdulrahman Set for Wedding Fatiha April 11 in Kogi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg7UAMkk9d8



https://www.abujapress.com/2026/04/abuja-real-estate-developer-zubeidah.html

this one nai beautiful abi? Una go just dey waste adjectives anyhow

olabrad:
They practice Sharia law in zamfara state and none of their corrupt politicians have ever been amputated before!

you dey mind them? Na only the ignorant poor foolish ones Sharia dey meant for.

Hassanmaye:
Happy Good Friday to whom?? You are not supposed to use that statement is a sunny

na na taqqiya style e won whine us

CodeTemplar:
According to buhari, muslims have the right to cut the hands of fellow muslims.

but them no dey cut hands reach their thieving elites. Hypocrites.

KobolanderSegun:
Make Tenrack no hear .......he will say it is ai.

na AI bros. Una Neva show me this person account yet

anonimi:
Thankfully for them, A-looter Propaganda Congress, APC has built many roads and bridges that they can use to buy things, in the absence of NYSC call up and promised jobs after NYSC.

God is indeed great!

guy you be genius o. A Looter Propaganda Congress describes them well. Chai

OnlineStreet:
She emerged the Top 3 contestants after garnering a massive voting across various platforms.

the Damilola girl is even way beautiful than her.

OnlineStreet:
Ex Beauty Queen, Blessing Dooga Makes List Of Face Of Hope Finalists, Set For The Big Stage



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lN_TQZKlEw




https://www.abujapress.com/2026/04/ex-beauty-queen-blessing-dooga-makes.html

like this one sef na beauty. I Neva still understand wetin men dey see for light skinned women. Them no fine to me at all. Bomb average. See her laps sef like carton