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EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? The rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel . God save us all..

What did I just read man? To do what with your fuking hair?

FuckTheWorld:
Your PREMATURE sexual organs are sick and needs urgent attention.

HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A LESBIAN, YET YOU USE DILD0?

OR A GAY AND YOU INSERT YOUR PENIS IN A SHITTY HOLE...

ARE YOU NOT SICK IN THE HEAD?

You are big fool man.

Lots of us here are strict heterosexuals but you know what? As gentlemen we live and let live - we don't irrationally go around hurting other people and attacking their sexual preference.

Peoples sexual orientation is none of your farking business.

Stop this garbage behaviour!

Let that sink in you absolute thicko

FuckTheWorld:
Yes.
Homosexuals will call it a shitty country but we like it like that
We hate HOMOSEXUALITY here because IT IS MORALLY WRONG!

I am homophobic and I find homosexuals very repulsive.

Okay moderfucker. You have been noticed. Keep in mind your opinion doesn't matter, and no one gives a hoot about your shitty opinion.

That said, explain(rationally with scientific citation) what makes homosexuality immoral?

If you can't then its better you shut the hell up

Intergrity19:
Bro I just want to chip in my 2cents

Firstly this is "life" not some movie and I must say we are not in a competition like who does the most........if u can afford those big things legitimately then please by all means get them....


But then from your other comments you said you just need Financial security.......

This in today's world can easily be achieved as information is the key to unlocking today's riches

There are tons of online business to do that can give you Financial security......again I might not know how Financially secure you are talking about......but if it's a house, couple of car,money in the bank etc then I tell you

Certain online business can help you achieve that....I will mention a few

Small scale importation
Writing books and selling online
Affiliate marketing
Blogging etc

If properly executed over a period of 1 - 2 years can give you a. Headstart it might not get you there but with a little more diversification into other business......

I tell you .....you will get there!


But then the question is how much information do you have right now? In your head that can be used?


Judge yourself and answer honestly.......


If you willing, diligent and obedient you will eat the good of the land ......... Says the good book....


If we are talking LEGIT WEALTH


Then you need to do the following


1.intense research into a business of you choosing.....

Get all the knowledge I mean cutting edge recent knowledge of the subject matter......


2. Your diligence and resillence


Because it won't come cheap.....I mean success.


3. The required tools for the business of your choosing


Then start off immediately without hesitation you will get there.




Take note of the following


1. You need to quiet all noise and distraction in or around you stay focused on your task like a scientist finding a breakthrough.....


Remember you must give to receive


So give the aforementioned items and you will surely receive what you desire ........MONEY.....

Its quite unfortunate that youths (in Nigeria) have to resort to online skills and business to get rich. We mustn't all venture into IT else universities would only be teaching IT courses.

A lot are not interested in affiliate marketing or whatever online business out there, so they should remain poor? What a pathetic country

Really a sad state of affairs.

Kriss216:
The truth is, no legit salary earner in Nigeria can live a comfortable life. They must indulge in fraud or corruption to be comfortable.

Are you in any way trying to say there are no guys whose salary could be 200k and above(here in naija)?

sacajawea:
First of All I apologise for posting this here.
Covid-19 has made me Jobless so sometimes In the Evenings I walk stroll around in some places like that around where I live, anytime I am around there, I see all these Huge Houses and I think to myself will I ever own this?
I don't have a Car, I have never owned one. Life is still a struggle really. I try as much as possible to be ingenious, 'work smart' and all that but nothing seems to click, Click enough for that level of Life. If things go well for a while even it is not something so big, I've managed to Buy a
plot of land thee land, and I have sold half of it already.

I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I am coming to accept that fact, but the truth is I may never be rich
This is not a Curse, I am not speaking bad things into my life, I am not being Pessimistic, I am being Realistic, facing the truth. Sad

You must be a clown man. You already own a plot of land - a precious asset - and yet you so utterly pessimistic about your life. I can assure you you are richer that. Many guys out there, the fact you couldn't see that is beyond me.

You've heard or probably dine at KFC(that food chain that sells crispy fried chicken), right? Its founder - colonel sanders worked numerous jobs before eventually establishing KFC in his late 50s - the popularity of KFC later made him a millionaire.

I am sure you are not up to 50 (I may be wrong) - take things easy - start now,work hard, explore ideas, make connections, be resilient and steadfast and finally trust the system - give it all you have. You will succeed.

A lot of guys are passing through tough times currently, so ain't certainly alone in this.

Right from the get-go

The earlier the better

Basically theory, but in practice the average Nigerian have not/is yet to see any impact of these so-called economic reforms, in fact the standard of living of the Nigerian has reduced significantly.

BrandAlliances:
Fascinating no doubt
After reading the comments on this thread I I comprehended that Communication, something so simple yet so difficult to achieve. There might be times where you share your issues with someone but you felt that they do not understand you. Worst still, they reply whatever they feel. That happens because they are purely hearing your issues rather than listening to them. That is one of the issues these days. Listen to them, give them your full attention and when you listen you will know what to reply to them. Listen to understand not to blabber what you know. People may have same life experience but they interpret it differently. Understand their interpretation, perception and thereafter reply if there is a need to.

Unfortunately many these days listen to reply not to understand (I may be guilty)

1Sharon:
So how do gentlemen get women?

We don't hesitate to approach a girl we admire but if she turn us down we walk away with our heads held up - with dignity and esteem.

1Sharon:
After showing signs that you aren't interested, some still pursue.

Have you no self-respect and esteem ?

Why pursue someone who has shown no interest?

Gentlemen don't pursue. Only sissy and pathetic
weak men do.

It's not about rejecting, more about the way and manner a guy is rejected. Our societies are littered with illmannered bitches who think they can rough shod any guy they meet.

Some girls are rude and obnoxious, if I met such I bin her into the trash can she belongs.

Kwon1999:
Ya.

The first day I did it, I only mixed one bag of cement and went back home where I slept for some minutes.

With time I started improving.

But, how many bags of cement put you in "days of inactivity".

literally around 10 hours of activities; unloading cement from a truck, mixing sand and cement, carrying the mixture on my head from and to where it will be levelled on the ground and other whole lot of work. The most stressful day of my life.

Waziced:
This is another new moniker on the dial.
A new chic came around my vicinity to set up a shawarma, grill chicken spot. A hot spot for the both the high and low in my hood.
She and her assistant shared fliers all through the neighborhood for home delivery services.
Now am not the type of guy that is easily fascinated by pretty ladies on the go! I never gave her much attention as I would just order she'll come serve and chipped in one or two jokes. I see other guys in the hood lurking around her every now and then. Got attracted to her too seeing how humble she is how how jovial she could be. Started chatting her up but never made my intention known from the go. She became used to me and would come around my crib just sitting and gusting.
Now, problem started when one of my neighbors saw her sitting outside with me and having fun just gusting. He looked at her and just nodded his head like saying 'you bah'. I got the message immediately and asked her about him and she said he wooed her and said he'll like to marry her. This my neighbor is a chronic womaniser. Whatever he told her I know is just to get in-between her legs. He had a 4 year old son out of wedlock.
She said she rejected his offer because she can't start her home with someone that has a child already. Saw, next day I took her out and made my intention known to her about wanting a serious relationship. She accepted and we kissed that night. Funny thing is that after that I see her and this my neighbor also friend together as usual gusting. After that I asked her if she wants to give in to his demand but she insisted they're just friends as usual. But she said the guy is still pestering her about that. This guy is my neighbor and friend ohh, I thought maybe he would free her for me knowing am making move already, but rather he was getting upset with her during their course of discussion as he noticed our chats on her WhatsApp.
She told me he's kind of upset with her but on the other hand I noticed she's comfortable with his fist. I kept my cool and confronted her but she insisted there's nothing between them.
One fateful day I met with the guy and we talked about her, I told him that if he's interested in her I can free her for him ohh, woman matter is the least on my mind. He said no I should continue with her that he wooed her but she turned him down and now she's the one coming to keep him company oh. That he see that she's undecided.
I met her and told her that I met with one of her crush because she told about other guys in the hood also. She asked which one I told her the chronic womaniser, she got shocked asking why I met him without telling her. Shioorrr. I told her if there's nothing between them then she shouldn't act the way she did. We settled it she slept in my house that night and I gave her hot f*ck back to back that night. She's good.
Next day again she came and I gave her back to back again.
After two days she met with the persistent crush but according to her he just passed and ignored her greeting. This is her first contact with him after my meeting him regarding her. She called me and asked what I discussed with him that made him act the way he did. I told her nothing more than what I've discussed with her.
The next day he also ignored her greeting. This time around she became furious with me ohh. That she's not happy with me meeting the guy. I told her unless if she has something with him she shouldn't bother about him not answering her greeting.
That night she refused me kissing her. And I told her that if she cherishes the guys company more than mine I don't mind freeing her for him. She said okay ohh, they would know how to settle themselves. She stormed out of my house and I never bothered calling her back. That night I deleted all her pictures from my phone and the chat we had. Folded her lingerie she hung in my house and the towel she used and made up my mind to forget about her and hand her her property the next day.
Coming to the next day didn't just want to deliver the clothes to her early that morning, I passed by her spot and she called me that I should please come. I went to her and she hugged me and said she's sorry that its just me she wants not the guy or other guys. I just left and said told her no problem.
Now, I don't know if I should receive her back and truth be told, I already had her in my mind to settle with her.
Sorry for the long read

"I already had her in my mind to settle with her" WTF does that mean ?

Kwon1999:
I left home on 6th of this month to live on my own.

What I had on me that day was 100naira, so I started trekking to my lodge which is 44 kilometre from my parents house.

On the way, I met soldiers, police, touts who were all on their own, manning their territory with the aim of stopping interstate traveling. Just like political parties, in Nigeria that have no idea, believe, concept, and objectives those people manning the road/boarders were not interested in aiding the govt. to stop the spread of the virus; they were there for the money that they will tax vehicles.

After trekking 20 kilometres, I came across one of those group of people, and whether they were police or touts I can't tell. After one of them asked me where I was going, he asked what was in my bag. I told him "clothes and books" and knowing that he still wasn't convinced, I started raisin the things in the bag.As I was raisin my stuffs, he was feeling the bag with his hand, till I brought out my CFRN which made him say OK.

He gave me 200naira and put me in one of the cars they have been taxing. In the car, they person on the back seat asked about my face mask and I told him had non. I was strange to me that a woman could speak with the voice of a man, but I didn't try to turn my head around to to take a good look at her.

When we got to another check point, one of the police/tout said asked "u carry white man". I thought he was joking till we got down and I took a good look at him, and realized he was from either India or one of the countries in East Asia. When he was asked if he was from China, the speed he said no that he was from India was funny, but nothing in this world could be hilarious to someone who trekked 20 kilometres.

When I reached my destination, I rested for some time and went out to secure cement, concrete and sand mixing job.

That is how I have been doing that job for a week, now. It is not easy doing that job, but I think it is better for a 21 years old than to be going errands like a stupid and hopeless person, for my people, in the midst of arrogant and content neighbors.

Lastly, the plan is not to keep on doing that work forever; I will switch to a better thing when I make small money and when I make good money from the "better thing" my people will start giving me the respect fit for an adult with vision.

I did that job for a single day and I what follows was days of inactivity and taking painkillers.

my2chains:
If u no get money,
"try Get sense"
"Buy okrika wash am well well,
put am for body nobody go know, spray perfume and smell nice "
"Look for small money, rent one room apartment and comot for ur papa house no let dem see u finish"
" Even if na garri u see,
drink am nobody go know"
"Hustle tight and pray one day e go pay"
" Find one responsible girl dat will understand u,
tell her everything...
if she like she stay if she no like she leave don't kill urself for anybody "
" Start ur life small small cos all those big men u are seeing today Started from somewhere ""
" Don't ever try to live a fake life, please open up!
who want to like u will definitely like u for who you are.

I no fit talk pass dis one if you like hate me, what must be done must be done
I come in peace....

Cheers!

Nice tips for guys. But nobody ask for your unsolicited words.

scribble:
Mind your business and stay in school

They wont hear

Schools are currently shut down.

If it were to be your sister I am sure you won't spill this rubbish. Your compassion and empathy is amazing, I know you must be proud of yourself you fool.

MoodyQueen:
Title clearly stated “ladies” but no!

You peasants must masturbate on every thread.

Can't you all take the back seat & allow ladies to express their own views & not what you think?

You call my OGs peasants?

We are not the cause of your frustration sis. But one thing I can tell your foolish self is being rude and obnoxious will take you nowhere.

Sex education is of utmost importance in her life at the moment. IMO she is doing out of curiosity and maybe sometimes she when she feel aroused, to me its Normal and fine.

You should talk to her in her in a kind, matured and logical manner regarding porn and sex education. Don't judo or intimidate her, it will just worsen an already bartered situation.

Invest heavily on these 3 critical sectors:
•Education
•infrastructure
• healthcare


Fix these and almost everything falls into place. Its one of the prerequisite to develop a country.

Kingosytex:
Well, the first step will be to reduce the number of law makers breakers in the legislature.

Those guys are practically doing nothing to earn the billions they are being paid.

[/b]I will also champion massive sensitisation and re-orientation. Virtues like truth, honesty and contentment must be inculcated in the lives of the upcoming generations because this present generation is a lost cause.

[b]

Misplaced priority... You will waste your tenure without doing anything constructive.

Mrkcee:
This scorpion is huge. OP u have to search around for it's scorplings (Babies). There's a likelihood there's more within. Use strong insecticide like Sniper in that entire room ASAP!

Sniper is not effective as it was.

Skyfornia:
I'm indifferent...they can kill themselves. Nothing about this country interest me anymore. I'm currently focused on making money.

I agree with you bro... Focus on making money and bettering ones life is way better than on this foools and clowns.

Genesils:
Python is one of the languages you'll find easy to learn as a programmer

Python is cool, go for it bro

Beginner friendly syntax.... No longggg unnecessary lines�

Thanks bro

Aston02:
You don't really to spend up to 70hrs, but there are some days you might.

Are you looking for self learning or a structured program?

If you want to self-learn, it's good but the question is how committed are you? It's easier to loose motivation when the going gets tough, when you're faced with hard projects, which will happen most time.

There are also structured programs online you can enrol for. Some, you have to psy before you use their resources et al, while there are some companies that run it like a school and you pay the tuition, which is like $16k on the average. However, the plus side is a whole lot of them allow you to pay $0 upfront and you'll then pay after you've completed your program. Some even help you to find jobs. But getting in is the problem cos you'll need basic level/ JavaScript and probably do live interviews/evaluation assessment before you're properly enrolled.

There are other factors like good internet and light that plays a critical role in determining how far you can go.

But in all sincerity, it's worth it in the end and there's no crime in giving it a shot.

Thanks bro

Genesils:
In fact, this post is for me... I need to stop trying to know everything and start learning by working on project... I've been stucked on Python for too long
Thank you

Bro how difficult is learning Python? A lot of people are saying its tough and I don't wanna feel discouraged.

Aston02:
I laugh when I see people arguing over peanuts ehn. You see some devs charging N30k for a project, I'm like wtf?
Personally, I don't consider them as devs cos it's not easy to become one... It takes constant effort and hardwork. When I said hardwork, I mean dedicating like 50-70hrs of every week trying to learn.

70 hours? Damn!

Bro I wanna learn programming, Any tips for me?

ProfDview1:
E fit dey easy For u na

Does it involves calculation and maths?

ProfDview1:
Tried python but e too hard for me small.... Maybe it's bcox I didn't use video...


I shifted to html css

Bro I am also interested in learning programming, but you scared me with "tried phyton but e too hard for me"

kenzysmith:
can u take a bullet for your girlfriend or wife

What a foolish question. Such foolery

In this life Nobody is worth dying for.

That lady you sacrificed your life for will forget about you in a matter of days - she will get another man and life continues.

Nooil:
I have lots of long stories.

You are absolutely on point sis, it mustn't be about sex all the time; that dinner night out, spending some quality time, deep intimate discussions are more enjoyable to me than sex.

Care to Share yours?

dingbang:
chineke nna

Am I wrong?

Joycekkh:
This generation is messed up, all they think and do is sex, so unproductive. Most Nigerian youths are unproductive, only love clubbing and having sex.

Being unproductive has nothing to do with sex. You can be a virgin at 30 and still be useless to the society.