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PoliticsRe: Zainab Gimba Shares 200 Keke, 800 Sewing Machines To Empower Her People by themaestro08(m): 7:33pm On Jul 10, 2020
That is not what she was elected to do, basically a misplaced priority. Her primary duty as a lawmaker( as the name applies) is to make, debate and write laws.

However, could anyone tell me what bills has she proposed aimed at making the lives of borno people better?
RomanceRe: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by themaestro08(m): 4:05pm On Jun 28, 2020
bukatyne:
@Bold,

What is talking dirty in that?
I wonder oo, open communication is what they call dirty
RomanceRe: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by themaestro08(m): 4:02pm On Jun 28, 2020
wonder233:
I disagree with number 2. It isn't a must for a woman to scream or talk dirty - You can if the sex actually makes you to and not because you think you have to. One of the greatest turn offs for men is fake moans. Women think they have to massage men's ego by screaming, that is a misconception.
Exactly bro.... If a bitch tries that crap I will gently pull out, wear my boxers and leave the fake moderfucker.
RomanceRe: Mention What You Haven't Done Before by themaestro08(m): 2:28pm On Jun 28, 2020
toyotamuscle:
I haven't killed a human being, I haven't gone to a native doctor, I haven't joined a cult, never fired a weapon but held one before.but I ll soon do all this things.
be ready for the consequence man.
RomanceRe: What Are Your Bad Habits ? by themaestro08(m): 3:40pm On Jun 26, 2020
•i over think
• I hardly forget let alone forgive
• i sometimes I am a bit naughty
RomanceRe: What Are Your Bad Habits ? by themaestro08(m): 3:33pm On Jun 26, 2020
Drsnives:
can stay a day without uttering a single word.
Has doing so made any impact in your life?
RomanceRe: For How Long Have U Been Single ? by themaestro08(m): 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2020
23. I have never date through out my life....
FamilyRe: Most Painful Thing Done To You By Your Parents by themaestro08(m): 11:07am On Jun 26, 2020
loveyou123:
Mine is my father wrongly accusing me of stealing his money not once not twice and there is nothing you can do convince him that you are not the one because in his mind he is always right , as a emotional person it hurts a lot.

I can't wait to graduate and run from his place before he destroy my self esteem, I just pray we shouldn't have any big issues before I leave him, I still want to be in good terms with him.

Just because I am not a very religious person anything bad happened in the house he will be pointing fingers at me, well God know the best.

Must you be praying everyday or going to church always to be a good person?

Please share yours, if you have any hurtful experience with any of your parents
We are on the same boat man.
RomanceRe: Paying A Wife Or Girlfriend Salary by themaestro08(m): 9:09pm On Jun 25, 2020
No reason unless he is a wimp.

This is why being in a relationship with a career lady is great - she works and earn so that makes her basically self-sufficient.
RomanceRe: The Era Of Playing Hard To Get Is Over by themaestro08(m): 5:06pm On Jun 25, 2020
etrange:
These are the youths that want to take over the leadership of Nigeria. Lol. grin
Stop being foolish man... People of all class and status engage in romance, its Human nature. Still doesn't mean we don't have capable youths whom if given the chance will literally change the status quo for good.
RomanceRe: Is She Too Young? by themaestro08(m): 9:52pm On Jun 24, 2020
jeromestarks:
I'm 28 years old and I'm in love with a sixteen year old girl.
I didn't know she was sixteen until today when I asked her to be my girlfriend. We have been friends for months. She comes to my house occasionally and we talk and laugh together for hours and hours. Sometimes, she forgets she needs to go home until I remind her that she has spent over two hours. When she's not visiting, she calls or send SMS. I grew fond of her and begin to develop feelings for her. She respects me do much and that melts my heart.
Today, I asked her to be my girlfriend and she smiled and I could tell by her countenance that she was happy that I asked her out. She said I should allow her to think about it. We continued chatting and when it's time, she left.
I'm still expecting her call but I feel like I took advantage of her. Though She's a very smart girl, I still feel like she's feeling me because she's young. I know she's going to say yes to my request.
Please my friends, what do you think? Am I a bad person? Am I doing the wrong thing?
Lala, please approve �
She is an underage ( I can't stress this further - legal age of consent in Nigeria is 18, else you risk life in jail)

If you like use your head or your John Thomas - its your cup of tea bro.

Tip: there are lots of Hot adult ladies out there who have all the qualities you want and who will give you sex at will. Look for them right in your hood.
RomanceRe: If You See Anybody Wearing A Ring On The Thumb, This Is The Actual Meaning by themaestro08(m): 9:34pm On Jun 24, 2020
Fashion, preference, choice and so on( though i don't dispute some people who believe in the supernatural wear it with faith) but its not entirely true that it's all about power. Saying such is beyond stupid.

Africans are too superstitious and fetish and this has done more harm to us than good.
RomanceRe: Was I Wrong... I Need An Honest Opinion. by themaestro08(m): 4:38pm On Jun 24, 2020
Tiredagain:
I am active member here, reason for the pseudo account.

Long post alert :

I was/have been in a relationship with him for years, initially it was all rosy till he began to switch on/off at intervals.We hardly request for anything from each other because we both work and contented with the little we earn. Each time I sense that he wants to be left alone, I quietly give him his space. I have tried times without number to make him open up to me but it will all seem like a waste which makes me to retreat all the time. Mind you, he knows that i love him and practically can do anything or forgive him anytime he messes up.

Our last fight before this was that he called me during working hours and wanted to know if I was chanced to meet him then i asked him if all was well with him, he became angry and dropped the call. I tried reaching out to him for months but he intentionally avoided me, after 3 to 4 months of my efforts, I decided to let him be to concentrate on myself and others, he started stalking me on all online platforms. We later settled though.

To the main issue for this post, I have a colleague at work, we discuss practically everything and anything. My other colleagues knows that we are both best friends and nothing else, we also make fun of ourselves on 'stories'. But the issue is that my boyfriend thinks something is beyond that our friendship and that i have things i am hiding from him. To be honest, my best friend has confided a lot to me that i promised him that it would stay between us. Mind you, we have never sex chatted nor call ourselves romantic names of any sorts.

So recently, after making up with my fiance, he wanted to meet up with me after so many months, I obliged, only for him to request for my phone, I gave him voluntarily, as he was going through it, he wanted to open the chat I had with my best friend but I forcefully collected the phone from him. I tried talking him out that there's nothing going on between me and my colleague but he assumed and concluded that something is going on between us cry. He said that my attitude shows that I value my best friend more than him but i tried proving him wrong because some many times, I needed his attention he wasn't there and my best friend is the only one who knows everything and vice versa.. He told me right through my eyes that it is over.

Besides, he had once forcefully collected his phone from me sometimes last year when i was updating his WhatsApp for him and I mistakenly stumbled upon a chat of him with a lady.. I never made a case about it with him

Honest Truth : I have never involved myself in any sexual act with my best friend or any man apart from my fiance.. I value both my friendship and relationship but my fiance is making me to choose

Please i need your genuine opinion
Help a sister

Was i wrong
What advice would you give to me


Please i don't wish for it to make Frontpage because either of them would see and know who's behind the post because they are both members but not active�


Modified : the content of the chat I had with my colleague was about my fiance and there were so many provoking words in it, reason i did what i did because I never intended hurting him
He said its over right? Let him be and move on
RomanceRe: Those Engaging On Romance Scam Please Come To My Aid by themaestro08(m): 3:41pm On Jun 24, 2020
Literally a case of the hunter getting hunted...
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored 120 Career Penalties. by themaestro08(m): 10:25am On Jun 24, 2020
hisexcellency34:
He has never missed any penalty in his career
He missed against Chelsea 2009 champions league final.
TravelRe: Between Germany And Norway by themaestro08(m): 2:43pm On Jun 23, 2020
MiamiePizza:
Nigeria is not a sh!thole, she's just facing lotta challenges. All countries got their own challenges. About your search, I think Germany is better but I'd advice if you search outside the box... maybe Canada, you gonna love it there.
Bro we are all patriotic citizens... But how can you defend an absolute tragedy of a country like Nigeria in a rational debate?
TravelRe: This Is Abuja, Not Miami (pictures) by themaestro08(m): 2:35pm On Jun 23, 2020
What a BS post.

• its a pointless - it doesn't negate the fact only FCT was planned the rest of Abuja is literally a massive slum
• Abuja is not a resort city - basically an administrative capital.
• more than 2/3 of its population lives in poverty

So what's your point dude? huh
RomanceRe: What's The Most Expensive Gift Your Girlfriend Has Ever Gotten You by themaestro08(m): 12:41pm On Jun 23, 2020
jaelz:
Okay so guys everyone knows that most guys especially in the country don't ever get to enjoy the benefits from their agirlfriends as they are always on the receiving ends in terms of money and gifting, however very few have experienced dating a wealthy or average lady that spends on her man well, in that view I would love to know the most expensive gift your woman has ever gotten you.

Mine was when I came back home from work and met a very big double door fridge in my room from her, and in her words she said, now hope you would start cooking and stop wasting your money buying junks outside or atleast when I make soups for you, you could have a place to store them.
She is awesome and a rare gem.

Did you end up marrying her?
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Lady And Her Mother This Evening. by themaestro08(m): 12:05pm On Jun 22, 2020
Carchoice:
I went to shoprite this evening to get something and sighted this very beautiful lady and an older woman. I sensed it was her mother because they looked very alike. This lady is lady fine fa. My spec, she looked very clean, you know those lady that will be looking like when they see prick they’ll scream and ask you what is this and be shy to look at it? grin and her skin is so flawless, no trace of bleaching cream. (My number one priority to look out for when approaching a lady)

I walked up to them and greeted the older lady, she responded and continued her shopping then I told her, “excuse me ma, is this beautiful lady your daughter?” She looked at me very well from head to toe and didn’t answer me grin

Me fa, I nor send. I politely told her to give me the honor to talk to the lady for a minute. Madam did not answer me. I faced the lady, greeted her, complimented her and told her my name, I asked for her name, she was reluctant to say but her Ma was so good to me, she walked away and left the both of us grin

Told her I’ll hate to keep her mom waiting and requested for her contact to keep up with communication sometimes. She was looking at her Ma with corner eye. I told her if her Ma didn’t like me she wouldn’t have allowed me get close to her. Na so she give me contact. I went to Ma and greeted her well and thanked her for the time spared. Ma’ still didn’t utter a word. She just dey look me one kind one kind. grin


But the problem now is I have no serious plan for this lady except “you know” grin I have no plans to have serious plans for women right now. grin

I feel bad about this because I’m about to betray her Ma’s trust. cry
Though you sound silly but I must really commend your courage and guts. Walking up to strangers especially girls and particularly in such a situation is a bit nerve wracking.
RomanceRe: I Wanted To Use My Client’s Pant For Money Ritual – Vulcanizer by themaestro08(m): 11:58am On Jun 22, 2020
This "pant can make you rich" BS is the biggest rubbish I have seen in a while.
RomanceRe: How Many Round Is Your Highest So Far? by themaestro08(m): 11:52am On Jun 22, 2020
MJBOLT:
15 rounds grin
You must literally be a machine grin
RomanceRe: How Many Round Is Your Highest So Far? by themaestro08(m): 11:51am On Jun 22, 2020
CallMeGrace:
On Monday morning? lipsrsealed
Shows how jobless many pathetic guys are.
RomanceRe: How Many Round Is Your Highest So Far? by themaestro08(m): 11:50am On Jun 22, 2020
Johntitus:
This question is funny sha. Don't know if it's only me but after round one, the regret kicks in and I get tired. Las las, nah round 2 if she's stubborn or romance go end am.
"The regret kicks in and I get tired"

Could you please explain?
RomanceRe: Can You Remember This Kid From Way Back.? (pic) by themaestro08(m): 11:45am On Jun 22, 2020
heendrix:
This wount still make her look responsible esp having those demonic tattoos over her

only God knows if she has not initiate the lil girl already huh
You and your likes - bunch of mentally retarrded ass holes are all over Twitter( the largest conglomerate of thickos on the internet)

Re-read your comment 10× and you will agree with me.
RomanceRe: Can You Remember This Kid From Way Back.? (pic) by themaestro08(m): 11:35am On Jun 22, 2020
stuffs4me:
That photo is old now. That is definitely not the girl.
The girl has grown up.. She's now a pretty young lady and she is still dark skinned.
Could you provide us with now pictures of the so-called pretty young lady?
RomanceRe: Guys, Stop Releasing Semen And Watch Your Life Transform Positively. Day two by themaestro08(m): 2:31pm On Jun 21, 2020
You will eventually give in at the heat of the moment. You've already experience how it taste, stopping will be a herculean task. Applies to both gender.
TravelRe: Denmark Travel by themaestro08(m): 1:29pm On Jun 21, 2020
Runtown07:
thanks my guy I will explore that also am looking for possible but legal way to move out from this shit hole, thanks man.
Try Germany. Free tuition fee and easy and straightforward system.
RomanceRe: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by themaestro08(m): 12:48pm On Jun 21, 2020
EzzyCarter:
Since when have I heard from her ? We weren't even dating bro. grin
Smart decision bro. Better safe than sorry.
RomanceRe: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by themaestro08(m): 12:36pm On Jun 21, 2020
EzzyCarter:
No idea man. But definitely evil stuff sad
Are you still with that vile lady? Dump her vicious ass ASAP huh huh
RomanceRe: I Am Starting To Doubt My Sexual Orientation, Please Advise by themaestro08(m): 12:35pm On Jun 21, 2020
FuckTheWorld:
Lol!
How miserably stupîd can some DOLTS be?

And you think your own opinion matter?
grin
In fact, my opinion even matter to the level of authority because if we catch you in that gross immoral act, if mob action or lynching doesn't take care of you, the prison will.
Okay moderfucker. I was expecting a rational response but what I got was load of horse shit grin grin grin

Literally the biggest ass hole on Nairaland grin angry grin
RomanceRe: I Am Starting To Doubt My Sexual Orientation, Please Advise by themaestro08(m): 12:33pm On Jun 21, 2020
Durentt:
homosexuality is a choice, i just realised. And i am leaving this lifestyle myself.

The screenshot photos are from a quora post that opened my eyes
Where are the pictures huh?

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