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Literature / Re: Black Maria by TheNathan(m): 7:04pm On May 21, 2018
MR GOLD
Literature / Re: Black Maria by TheNathan(m): 12:47pm On May 13, 2018
cheesy cheesy sorry for the tenant .......lol......his hard earned salary
Literature / Re: Black Maria by TheNathan(m): 8:07am On Apr 12, 2018
grin welcome to lag Peter Black
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Or DC Movies, Which Do You Prefer? by TheNathan(m): 11:50pm On Nov 26, 2017
Marvel anytime anywhere anyseason tho suicide squad was great but wonder woman had poor effect in some scenes

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Literature / Re: EREBUS -The Evil At Heart (Spy Thriller) by TheNathan(m): 8:27am On Aug 13, 2017
Hope this wonderful storY has not come to an end
Literature / Re: Witches And Wizards by TheNathan(m): 7:49pm On Jul 17, 2017
grin No you did not
Literature / Re: Black Maria by TheNathan(m): 7:56pm On Jun 01, 2017
shocked this basket is f**king insane grin
Crime / Re: 3 South African Women Gang-Rape Man For 3 Days After They Drugged Him by TheNathan(m): 12:03pm On May 30, 2017
Ziggiman:
South African men are weak. I salute every Nigerian guy in this thread. Stories like this doesn't happen in naija.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Reasons We Should Stop Killing Snakes by TheNathan(m): 5:52pm On May 10, 2017
grin uncle lala be like

Business / Re: MasterCard Fingerprint Credit Card With In-Built Fingerprint Sensor by TheNathan(m): 2:49pm On Apr 27, 2017
But how will it be charged
Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed By One Of My Farm Attendants Today by TheNathan(m): 7:35pm On Apr 26, 2017
Lala come and see grin
Politics / Re: Air Force Set To Bombard Militants, Boko Haram With New Mi-35m Attack Choppers by TheNathan(m): 11:22pm On Apr 18, 2017
IpobExposed:
Boko Haram terrorist Niger Delta militants and don't forget IPOB terrorist.

They are terrorist because they burnt a police station
grin afonja spotted
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich UCL (4 - 2) On 18th April 2017 by TheNathan(m): 7:02pm On Apr 18, 2017
Suspect33:
UCL Prediction... Bayern beat madrid 3 - 0, barcelona beat juventus 5 - 1, barcelona face atletico in the finals and win 4 - 1, barcelona wins treble again, messi wins balon dor, ronaldo wins diving d'or.. Quote me at the end of the season.... Forca Barcáááááá cool cool
my friend COME AND WAKE UP from your dream

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Sports / Re: Leicester City, Wilfred Ndidi Dominant Performance Against Athletico In Pictures by TheNathan(m): 5:05pm On Apr 13, 2017
Motherfucker2:



Rat, Listen carefully

His surname is not Adekunle or Adebayo

His surname is Ndidi which means patience in igbo and i don't know when Ndidi became a Yoruba name
grin cheesy can't stop laughing .......person don turn rat
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Date This Muscular Female Body Builder? by TheNathan(m): 5:39pm On Apr 12, 2017
naughtylagosguy:
Where's the puna? How will my d even enter inside? Look at the thighs. God!
grin the puna is hidden
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Date This Muscular Female Body Builder? by TheNathan(m): 5:34pm On Apr 12, 2017
tstx:
Do You Think You Have The Mind To Date This Ebony Girl (pic)

or better still, Will You Smash Or Pass her...
my brother there is nothing to smash in this one
Agriculture / Re: Big Puff Adder Killed Where I Was Clearing Land For Cultivation (Photos) by TheNathan(m): 8:11pm On Apr 11, 2017
grin lala be like

Religion / Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by TheNathan(m): 11:42am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Someone who created Adam and Eve as the first humans on earth, Adam and Eve had children, their children then had children, how the fucck did Adam and Eve children manage to have children ?? Maybe they slept with their parents or that konji ghost that impregnated the Virgin mother of Jesus did the same to them

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

father forgive him for he doesn't know what he's saying
Celebrities / Re: Kenyan OAP Vows Not To Play Davido And Burna Boy's Song On His Station,fans Reac by TheNathan(m): 1:17am On Apr 03, 2017
mazimee:
Kenyans no even sabi this Baba wey dey form radio jagaban cheesy
A minute silence for this Baba embarassed

He is about to be murdered in the the most brutal manner by our twitter warriors cheesy cheesy
lol.........very skilled warriors with no chill
Celebrities / Re: Kenyan OAP Vows Not To Play Davido And Burna Boy's Song On His Station,fans Reac by TheNathan(m): 1:13am On Apr 03, 2017
meskana212:
abeg which person brother be this??
cheesy looks like pablo ayodeji brother
Phones / Re: Which Phone Company First Brought The Fingerprint Technology To Nigeria? by TheNathan(m): 7:56pm On Mar 31, 2017
kachi10000:
iPhone strtd the finger print ish with there iPhone 5s... followed by Samsung... I think tecno phantom 5 came out before hot s nd it had de finger print too soooo it's not infinix
help me tell em o
Family / Re: Married Kenyan Woman Stuck With Boyfriend While Having Sex (Photos, Video) by TheNathan(m): 5:21am On Mar 31, 2017
grin made in Kenya
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by TheNathan(m): 8:17pm On Mar 29, 2017
greatnaija01:
she is playing you like nairabet return the game o with bet9ja
FIRST TO DO NO DEY PAIN O


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Celebrities / Re: 'Toyo Baby' - Is Olayode Juliana The Hottest Actress In Nollywood Below 30? by TheNathan(m): 9:43pm On Mar 27, 2017
segzyogondus:
Being a Virgin is by choice and sometimes lack of opportunities... Not every girl who is not a virgin today wanted to loss their virginity while some who are virgins today either were lucky to escape some bad boys either cos of the discipline from home and environment or they never encountered these boys who are professionals in getting girls dis-virgined ..... So thumbs up to her oooo for the boys who are Virgins and are not being celebrated like the Girls I am proud of you guys ooo after all if girl na Virgin most people dey always dey proud of them so make I praise my fellow guys who are still Virgins....As for me I no be Virgin ooo and I like am like that no regrets cos if I be virgin by now e for pain me wella ....
sad what is this one even saying

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Celebrities / Re: 'Toyo Baby' - Is Olayode Juliana The Hottest Actress In Nollywood Below 30? by TheNathan(m): 9:40pm On Mar 27, 2017
Henryyy:
@last pix she's like a prettier version of chidinma.

Toyo is really pretty but I think Shola is hotter. Yoruba women are too gorgeous abeg.

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Car Talk / Re: Bugatti Unveils Bugatti X PG Craft Carbon Fiber Bicycle, Sells For N12million by TheNathan(m): 11:47am On Mar 24, 2017
AutoReportNG:
Just imagine that moment when you have to cough out a whopping 12 Million naira just to buy a bicycle.. When your village people decided to use your matter as a national anthem.

Bugatti has teamed up with German luxury bicycle manufacturer PG to create a bike that at just 5 kg, takes the title of the lightest special urban bike in the world. The creation, dubbed simply as the PG Bugatti bike, embodies Bugatti's distinctive design reputation with all frame cross sections having been optimized for the aerodynamic demands of high-speed riding. The streamlined creation was first debuted on the Bugatti stand at Geneva Motor Show 2017.

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The Bugatti X PG bike is made of 95 percent carbon fiber, with the frame, fork, rims, handlebars, seat, crank and brake all made by Italian carbon experts Marelli. Such parts have been handcrafted using Pre-Preg materials and methods unique to the automobile and aeronautic industries. Only 667 models of the exclusive bike will be produced, and upon request, existing Bugatti owners will be able to have their bicycles hand-customized in the PG Bugatti showroom in Weinstadt to perfectly match their cars.

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We had the vision of building the ultimate bicycle to go with the ultimate car; ultimate in design, workmanship and performance’ explains PG CEO Manuel Ostner. The bike pays homage to Bugatti company founder Ettore Bugatti, who also designed a bike. Stylistic inspiration has been drawn from Ettore's original design, whilst the choice of materials such as carbon and aluminum are deep rooted into Bugatti's existing supercars. The limited-edition ride is set to retail with a huge $39,000 price tag, bringing the possibility of owning a Bugatti to those who can’t fork out 2.7 m dollars for the Chiron.

Source:

http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/03/bugatti-unveils-bugatti-x-pg-craft.html

wait just one bicycle only ........nothing somebody will not see
Education / Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by TheNathan(m): 6:01pm On Mar 20, 2017
sagerasaq:
ALL this universities for EAST dy dat list... no be say i hear... i know
minus mouau
Fashion / Re: See What Is Written On The Back Of Trouser Worn By A Lady(photos) by TheNathan(m): 9:51am On Mar 20, 2017
sad later they will say someone raped them
Education / Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by TheNathan(m): 9:36am On Mar 20, 2017
malton:
University of Abuja

University of Lagos

University of Calabar

University of Jos

Nnamdi Azikiwe University

University of Port Harcourt

Imo State University

Delta State University

University of Benin



Based on the things I have seen and heard, these are the undisputed champions of corruption.

Romance / Re: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by TheNathan(m): 6:09pm On Mar 18, 2017
firstking01:
1. At her first visit of your house she was very observant and complained of how unkept some of the places are and helped you to tidy it asap.


2. She hates you spending unnecesarilly eating outside...she prefers she always cook for you.


3. She doesn't allow you to waste your money on laundry...she encourages you to do it yourself or she does it herself atimes.


4. She most atimes pays for the meal whenever you take her out on a date.

5. She ask of your mum and siblings quite often.

6. She doesn't always allow you to be the first to call, not only that, upon her seeing your missed calls she doesn't hesitate to call you back instead of flashing you.


7. If you are a salary earner, she encourages you to set up a business as a back up plan should incase you are layed off by halliburton, schlumberger, total E and p, drillog, NLNG, cos she understands the way coys drops staff these days is just alarming.


8. She's not a lazy woman nor liability...she's always open to new developments and gives you a lucrative idea and always wants to work whenever the opportunity presents itself.


9. She doesn't just wake up and make plans on her own without making you part of the plans.


10. She doesn't appear aloof to you just like that without something in her hands, could be bole, fruits....most times she dashed into the boutique and buy you some nice shirts, boxers and a pair of shoe since she knows your sizeundecided


11. She doesn't wear provocative or revealing outfits, she's modest in her dressingundecided


12. She's not a phone freak...she knows when to touch her phone and when to get busy.


13. She seldomly go jealous at her sight of you with another girl, instead she'd lovingly and jokingly wanna know who she is, instead of ranting like a drammer queen.


14. She's faithful to a fault.


15. She can sing you into sleeping in her arms especially if she offends you, me i love this one eh grin.


16. She doesn't joke with church.


17. She has a blissing relationship with her colleagues both in church and in the office/school.


18. She's not a psycopath.


19. She doesn't believe in make ups, hence she knows she's not man hunting, it's only you she knows and haveundecided


20. She loves yousmiley...



I hope we still have ladies who possess these qualities, yeah, i'm optimistic we still do have such ladies, i 've encountered a few tho, so, don't tell me to go gather clay and mould one myself...the thing is, most times our taste outweighs us there by making us to not see them when they come our way.


Have a fulfilling weekend y'all.
21. This only happens in fairytale
Celebrities / Re: Quilox Boss, Shina Peller Gets An Epic Clapback From A Fan On Twitter (photos) by TheNathan(m): 7:31pm On Mar 15, 2017
Epic reply
Travel / Re: Young Shall Grow Bus Rams Into Fuel Tanker On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway (pics) by TheNathan(m): 9:14pm On Mar 13, 2017
IpobExposed:
When Jonathan was there he didn't repair any road now see how people are dying in motor accident.

Oh God have mercy



IpobExposed
stop making stupid comment , it's not compulsory to comment

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