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Car TalkRe: Laughter As Lagos Driver Is Filmed Injecting His Bus To Start (pictures &video) by theophorus(m): 3:01pm On Jun 17, 2024
Na LT bus be that ooo.
The Drivers of those Uses are in a class of their own ooo, No do mistake follow Dem drag road ooo except say you want Hear stories that touches.

Eko for show.
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Is Endangering The Health Of Everyone In The Compound. by theophorus(m): 7:29pm On Jun 16, 2024
Oga tenant shey you hear say Country be like wetin hard small?

Oga Landlord dey try use the small change wen dey hin hand to keep body and soul together, you dey talk about Sewage Pipe Abeg find money fit that thing joor, later you and landlord go dey run am.

If that thing make you fall sick, you go spend pass wetin plumber go take ooo.

#peace-health-safety
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by theophorus(m): 6:31pm On Jun 16, 2024
Life is not hard and it's not a 1+1 =2 situation.

That He doesn't call or send Sms doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
Hope say he no dey take something Sha?
CrimeRe: Fake EFCC Operatives Bag 46 Years Jail Term For Impersonation, Fraud by theophorus(m): 6:02pm On Jun 16, 2024
This is Good. Make dem collect well.
Atleast, we go fit stop all those brouhaha for our Obodo country.
SportsRe: Knocks For Osimhen After Finidi Outburst by theophorus(m): 5:53pm On Jun 16, 2024
Sorry, what is Oshimen?
Is it a Angry Bird or A He goat? Abi it is a Banger that after sounding goes mute forever.
PoliticsRe: Disquiet As Lawmakers Plan To End President, Governors’ Second Term by theophorus(m): 2:10pm On Jun 16, 2024
President ooo,
Governors ooo,
Senators ooo,
Reps ooo,
Chairman ooo,

Make everybody just do one term and comot so that everything can go round. But first make we return to Regionalism.
PoliticsRe: Edo Obidient Faction Endorses PDP Candidate, Boycotts LP Campaign Launch by theophorus(m): 7:23pm On Jun 15, 2024
If dem talk say LP na PDP SP he go be like na lie but laslas matter don dey clear small-small.

Sha, anyhow wen he be, LP go still help APC win the elections as dem go still collect some votes from PDP.

Apata na from South na the Excuse wen dem dey push be that.
FamilyRe: Lawyer Orchestrates Client's Arrest For Taking Her Picture With 'abusive' Husban by theophorus(m): 5:12pm On Jun 14, 2024
Raise people with Integrity una say lailai say make everybody dey do wetin dem like (whatever makes you happy).

Client husband Don dey make Lawyer happy and nothing bad but client must not cast her. shocked cool
PoliticsRe: Historic Trekking Project To Niger Delta Gains Endorsement From Governor Obaseki by theophorus(m): 12:59pm On Jun 13, 2024
Chai! Obaseki who do you this thing?
You don dey hustle upandan just to snap pix with anybody.
You mates dey snap pix of project na this one you still dey snap.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki To Pay Salaries On June 14th Ahead Of Sallah by theophorus(m): 11:47am On Jun 13, 2024
We know say na cos of Elections but still if you get better sense, you suppose know say except you wan pay 13th month by month end, you no suppose pay salary tomorrow because na Wahala you go put those people.

For them to wait till July Ending before another Alert go sound that wan go hard ooo but since election and if Asue no win, you don enter gbege be that, so I understand everything wen you dey do.

Just carry on, only say Asue no go likely win cos of your mumu previous actions.
CrimeRe: Female Hired Killer Used Hijab Disguise In Attempt To Kill Birmingham Family by theophorus(m): 10:24am On Jun 13, 2024
Wait make dem legalize Guns for this Obodo Nigeria, na them you go know say Hatred wen dey people mind no get part two.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by theophorus(m): 8:10am On Jun 13, 2024
Congratulations Madam.
But Ogwashi no reflects say Great people come from there.
PoliticsRe: Govs Zulum, Alia, Lumumba, Others At Public Lecture In Honour Of Abdulsalami by theophorus(m): 7:59am On Jun 13, 2024
Lecture here and there; Award here and there Abeg Good Governance na hin we dey ask for.
PoliticsRe: Abdulsalami Abubakar's 82nd Birthday Is Today by theophorus(m): 7:55am On Jun 13, 2024
Happy Birthday ooo, Oga.
Na you conduct elections wen we take get Democracy wen we do the silver jubilee yesterday, so we thank You.

The Agenda now, na to return to Regionalism ASAP, make everybody hold hin side. May we for correct the 'error' of Ironsi.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa To Introduce Reversible Bus Lane Controlled Through AI (PICS) by theophorus(m): 9:21pm On Jun 12, 2024
Good thinking Good Product.
Congratulations to the SA people.
CultureRe: Lagos Gears Up For Yoruba Week Celebration by theophorus(m): 5:25pm On Jun 12, 2024
According to some people, they will be expecting "No man's land" week but alas na Yoruba week dem wan do.

If you Papa lie to you say Lagos na No man's land, my brother you better use your tongue to count your teeth before it become too late.

Na Regionalism dey board now ooo, make everybody dey prepare to go back to him yard.
FoodRe: 3 Affordable Protein Foods To Consider As Price Of Beans Soars by theophorus(m): 4:48pm On Jun 12, 2024
Egg wen 1 don dey reach #150
Egusi wen cup na 400
Millethuh

The 3 of them wen you mention no even fit fill belle at all. You no fit pack dem chop.

Abegi!, if he no be Beans then He can never be Beans joor.

#BringBackOur Beans.
PropertiesRe: Five Storey Building Under Construction In Onitsha Collapses by theophorus(m): 12:45pm On Jun 12, 2024
Use quality material you no gree.
But you dey hope to build Skyscraper so that you go use am Brag.

Well, when una teach una children to dey do quality things maybe una go fit build Sky Scraper.

Abeg, before some people dey find more States, hope say dem know say na Problem wen their Brother cause with the First Coup na him we want fix so. We go return to Regionalism make everybody hold hin side.
#WeRise
TravelRe: Soludo Has Commenced Construction Of Major Highway From Amawbia-agulu-uga(photos by theophorus(m): 8:26am On Jun 11, 2024
Why he be say some people like Media hype pass Real deal like this.

Person never do I Km dem don begin noise again.
CelebritiesRe: “You Traumatized Me ” - Adesuwa Renee Tells Faceless Blogger, Cutie Juls by theophorus(m): 8:26am On Jun 11, 2024
No need for too much talk joor.. Just organize Lawyers wen go serve them and make Police do their work.

Anybody wen no wan use their sense must to collect.
PoliticsRe: ₦‎2.7 Billion Fraud: Ex-Director, Azubuike Okorie Testifies Against Sirika by theophorus(m): 8:07am On Jun 11, 2024
Sirika don enter correct gbege.

Next time when you get opportunity to serve you no go do Balablu.
RomanceRe: How Do Men With Soft Hands Cope? by theophorus(m): 7:44am On Jun 11, 2024
Having soft hand is not an indication of soft life.

The fact be our genetic make up does the thing and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Sha, account Balance dey very important either soft or hard hand.
PoliticsRe: Edo Guber: More Defections Await APC – Ex Vice-chairman, Francis Inegbineki by theophorus(m): 7:17am On Jun 11, 2024
What's the meaning of the maxim "Iroko has Fallen"?

Anyone who uses that maxim in respect to defection from one party to another...

Well, Edo Election is just 3months away.
Anybody wen come Third, make he no cry ooo.
PoliticsRe: Edo 2024: Shaibu Donates Campaign Office, Vehicles, Structure To APC, Okpebholo by theophorus(m): 5:44am On Jun 11, 2024
"We should make more friends and not Enemies".

Dem no teach Obaseki that proverb at all.
I just pity if the next Governor of Edo to Fiddo-diddo am, who will he run to?

Well, Elections is just 3months away, and he go soon understand why Oyinbo talk say "Power is Transient".
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Emerges Chairman Of South-West Governors’ Forum by theophorus(m): 5:38pm On Jun 10, 2024
Well, the Progress of SW is key.

As we are planning to return to Regionalism, necessary prep is needed. SW is not a chest beating region.
CelebritiesRe: Rowan Atkinson( "MR BEAN"): Against All Odds Road To Comedy Stardom by theophorus(m): 3:17pm On Jun 10, 2024
Anybody fit blow, so irrespective of the seeming disadvantages just continue to do the little you can and Grace and Favour go smile on you.
BusinessRe: Marketers Register With Dangote Refinery Ahead Of Loading by theophorus(m): 3:10pm On Jun 10, 2024
No wahala, wetin we sha want na make PMS come 150/Litre.
SportsRe: Some Football Clubs Biggest Wins And Biggest Loss In Their History by theophorus(m): 2:45pm On Jun 10, 2024
Make ManU dey watch their back I 8-2 tell that the 8-2 will soon be avenged cool
FoodRe: Residents Raise Concerns As Beans Price Soars In Lagos by theophorus(m): 10:42am On Jun 10, 2024
Well, Life is not hard.
Buy the little you can afford.
Very soon the Price go come down.

Everybody should calm do.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Dares Benin Palace, Insists On Group’s Ban by theophorus(m): 9:17pm On Jun 09, 2024
Oshey!
Oya, Obaseki show dem say 2024 no be 1950 wen Oba no dey go market.

Na your hand Power dey naw, so use am as you like and oppress anybody but Sha no forget say you go soon comot for Govnor office ooo.
PoliticsRe: Maryam Shetty Marries, 10 Months After Losing Ministerial Appointment by theophorus(m): 6:08pm On Jun 09, 2024
Congratulations and Happy Married Life.

Other Ladies should take a cue from her. If Life give you the opportunity of getting Married, no let wokeness carry you go where you no know ooo.
PoliticsRe: Our Elites Fought Me Against Payment Of Salary and pension– Alia by theophorus(m): 1:58pm On Jun 09, 2024
When the Righteous proper, the City Rejoice; when the wicked persih there are Shouts of Joy.

Halleluya!

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