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PoliticsRe: Senator Urhoghide: Civil Servants Steal Nigeria’s Wealth Not Politicians by TheRealestGuy(m): 6:15am On Jun 18, 2021
This is true but to the extent that the politicians are the one who motivate and stimulate the civil servants to do such.

The civil servants do it in confidence that they will have some form of political protection when shiiit hits the fan. So the senator can shove his opinion where the sun don't shine.

I keep saying it, until we have a civil service that is purely driven by meritocracy, the country can never move an inch forward.

What we currently have as a civil service is a monumental disgrace. Politicians put their stooges in different ministries and agencies with the sole aim of siphoning public funds.

This is where the Hausas and Fulanis have become masters now. They have overrun the 'juicy' govt parastatals out of pure nepotism.

In every country the civil service is ithe engine and bedrock of the economy. An ailing/dead civil service means a dead country.
PoliticsRe: How Alex Ekwueme Created The Idea Of The South-South Zone. by TheRealestGuy(m): 5:49am On Jun 18, 2021
greensandy:
Some people are born to blame everyone else for their great grandparents' mistakes. They always think they are wiser than others in all scheme of things. Open your eyes and heart to see the reality of life dot com.

"There is no doubt at all that there is a strand in contemporary Igbo behaviour that can offend; by its noisy exhibitionism and disregard for humility and quietness" -Chinua Achebe
The Jews with all their humility and conservative way of life were roundly hated in Europe and frequently expelled by different countries, culminating in the holocaust.

Humans will always hold on to a reason to vilely hate what they can't understand.

So miss me with the BS.

As for the OP, your thread is in very bad taste and is only designed to whip up anti Igbo sentiments.

You and your ilk in One Nigeria apparently get orgasms from Igbo baiting and bashing.

Knock yourself out smiley

As for South Southern useful idiots, remember that when they start killing 'Igbos' in the North as they frequently do and for the flimsiest of reasons, anyone who does not look like a fellow core Northern muslim (with that ominous dark dot of their forehead to boot) will be massacred.

To them over there, anything across the Niger River is Igbo or Yoruba. Do with this information what you will.

Also, you have to agree, if you have some modicum of common sense, that the creation of the South South region was for the greater good, no matter who developed' the idea.

Lastly, if Biafra comes at any time, be fully aware that indigene Igbos in your states will definitely want to leave the cursed One Nigeria for Biafra. Another information to ponder on.

smiley
PoliticsRe: Twitter An Agent Of Division In Nigeria – Garba Shehu by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:29pm On Jun 15, 2021
Buhari is the only idiot causing division in the country.

From making the 97% and 5% statement and living up to it to his sectional appointments, to the fact that 90% of all intelligence, military and police chiefs are northern Fulanis, to taking loans running into billions of $ to build a railway to Niger republic, to his preferential treatment of Fulani herdsmen terrorists, the list is endless.

Garbage Shehu may think he is just doing his job but there is no way you will not sound like an idiot while trying to defend an idiot.

They are pained cos IPOB has opened Nigerians' eyes via Twitter forgetting that internationally, IPOB is rightly seen as a separatist group unlike in Nigeria where Fulani forces colluded to name the group terrorists, thereby making them even more popular.

George Orwell's Animal Farm is a thorough depiction of the unfortunate turn Nigeria has taken since 2015.

God save the country from these Uthman DanFodio's descendants from Futa-Jalon, Senegal.
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Visits Enugu For The 49 Convocation Of UNN by TheRealestGuy(m): 7:46am On Jun 13, 2021
Gbajure:
Ooni Adimula Ogunwusi Enitan Ojaja II Arole Oduduwa of the Source, spiritual head and leader of Yoruba nation may you reign long
Lmao.

Spiritual leader of Yoruba should go and clear his name of fraud accusations.

He was alleged to have connived with a fraudulent company to defraud people using a real estate scheme.

Nigerians love worshipping criminals.
PoliticsRe: Again, Herdsmen Kill Six Farmers In Nasarawa State by TheRealestGuy(m): 10:03pm On Jun 12, 2021
ALCOHOLKILLS:
I don't have time for bigotry online. when the time is right, you go see the stuffs we are made of.
Haha

But what the guy said seems to be correct.

If northerners are really fed up with the disaster called Buhari, we will hear them speaking out and protesting against the old coup plotter vehemently.

All we hear is pleas for the govt to protect them and feeble cries of being unhappy. Plus even when other Nigerians try to lend their voice, you people scream it's out of hate for Buhari and the north.

But the thing pain you no be small grin
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina Accuses Nigerians Of Rejoicing Over Insecurity by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:07pm On Jun 11, 2021
There is no achievement worth talking about amidst a tanking economy, worsening insecurity, rising inflation and unacceptable unemployment rates.

Femi is just another Buhari-worshipping moro.n who has no modicum of dignity or character - a despicable human being.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria, Kidnap 2 Lecturers, 8 Students by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:01pm On Jun 11, 2021
Parents o the kidnapped students should be ready to wreck their lives by coughing up hundreds of millions in ransom cos the Kaduna midget - Hell Rufai will never help them, neither will the army or DSS attempt to attack the bandits and rescue the children cos even though they know where the bandits are, they are just being careful.

Sick country.
HealthRe: Why It’s Dangerous To Start Having Sex Before 16 by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:38pm On Jun 05, 2021
The ignorance and stupidity of a lot of Nigerians is encapsulated in this thread.

How is it not obvious that a 13 yr old girl having sex was abused by an adult as a child?

Nigerians are mostly daft and lack critical thinking skills, and it's highly unfortunate.
PoliticsRe: FG Used Twitter To Announce Suspension Of Twitter Operations In Nigeria by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:20pm On Jun 05, 2021
ivolt:
Go play in the mud with your fellow kids.
Lol.

Must be the latter then.

You are really finished grin

May the good Lord have mercy on your soul.
PoliticsRe: FG Used Twitter To Announce Suspension Of Twitter Operations In Nigeria by TheRealestGuy(m):
ivolt:
Bad timing.
Twitter is owned by an anarcho communists.
It should have long been banned or heavily regulated for being the platform of choice for fake news.
But banning them after deleting Buhari's tweet is in bad taste.
Even if Buhari poos in your mouth, you'll still support him till the end grin

It's either this BMC money is keeping you alive or you are finished pata pata cheesy
PoliticsRe: Constitution Review: CAN Seek Ban Of Under 18 Marriages In Nigeria by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:30pm On Jun 04, 2021
Jesuschristus:
Is that the problem of Nigeria.Most women lose virginity from age 13 or even lower,its okay for them to have sex with numerous abortions, but forbidden to get married,hypocrisy.To the guy below me,if u respect your own mother u won't come online to insult other peoples mothers ,especially when they did absolutely nothing wrong
Do you also know that what you call sex for those girls is years of abuse by possibly, people like you? Many of those girls were abused at tender age and this disrupted their childhood and you're here blaming the victims?

You think an abused child knows what they are doing?

If you've ever had sex with such a tender girl may your children experience worse.

You need to seek psychological help earnestly.
RomanceRe: Looking For A Distance Relationship by TheRealestGuy(m): 3:18pm On May 31, 2021
kateskitty:
And there's always that one person who would see only the bad side in everything.

OP all the best in your quest.

I for apply but I'm not that smart or good looking. cry
Lol.

Guys, this person and the OP are one and the same.

Please, don't fall victim o.
RomanceRe: Looking For A Distance Relationship by TheRealestGuy(m): 12:17pm On May 31, 2021
Lol.

I can identify BS when I see it.

You deliberately put yourself out there to be scammed?

Abi you wan use scope scam people children?

Either ways, if this is true, it is unlikely to end well.
PoliticsRe: Police Raid Enugu Church, March Suspected IPOB Members Away by TheRealestGuy(m): 12:13pm On May 31, 2021
Sleekfingers:
did i insult you or anyone in my comments? I stated the obvious in my post.....and i am not supporting police....since your brain is programmed not to comprehend jack



Brainless youth.....
You stated what obvious?

You seriously think that Police just release people from custody because there was no evidence?

Stop being deliberately obtuse.

The only thing obvious here is that you're a mugu - one who can easily be fooled.
PoliticsRe: Police Raid Enugu Church, March Suspected IPOB Members Away by TheRealestGuy(m):
Sleekfingers:
and u too....
Lmao.

You are the one supporting and explaining the Police's position init?
PoliticsRe: Police Raid Enugu Church, March Suspected IPOB Members Away by TheRealestGuy(m): 11:15am On May 31, 2021
Sleekfingers:
yes , it can......there is nothing special about the mosque.....if the police got a tip off about anyor some criminal elements are there....it is their duty to investigate, arrest and question......

For those arrested.....they are mere suspects.......the friends, families and community should also follow up......since they didnt found anything incriminating on them.......i know they will all be release as soon as possible.......
You see, Gulak was most likely defending the police and his kinsman, Buhari, and being sleek with words, but then the insecurity caught up with him.

There is enough injustice and wickedness in Nigeria to go round. It will reach you soon too.
PoliticsRe: Police Raid Enugu Church, March Suspected IPOB Members Away by TheRealestGuy(m): 11:12am On May 31, 2021
Thankfully, the governor intervened and they were released.

Nigeria as a country will not survive till 2023 if 'the presidency' continues in this manner.

Elections have consequences, people. It is not just 'a game of numbers'.
AgricultureRe: Broiler Farm Layout - Advice Needed by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:38am On May 27, 2021
Attit:
Can you see the pictures above? Can you see what I detected? Can you see how I asked my questions? These are issues I solve. I make you see what you cannot see easily. You see them before making mistakes. And I create plans for you to grow.

Did you read what I wrote? I will not even step on your farm. I will just be monitoring from my comfort zone I my house. I will give the strategic plan for your business. I monitor from far, not coming to your farm to. I handle farms outside Nigeria.

For example, someone is presently doing about 100 acres tomato in Ogun state. He can come here to verify the story. He contacted me and we started. He told me what he has done, and I looked at it. I gave him loopholes no one can ever detect easily without even getting to his farm. The guy struggled with my recommendation. He gave many alternatives and I was patient with him. And i reviewed all one by one. And i told him the pros and cons. At the end, my guy looked at the recommendations and made his decision. It was about boreholes. He thought he needed like one or 2 cos it was a powerful kind he wanted to do. I laughed. Guy ended up digging 12 powerful ones at strategic places. Of course, we used scientific approach to get it done. All he did was to give me the results of the tests, and I looked at them and interpreted even better than the expert who did it. The expert can only dig it well, but cannot advise well for what he wants to use it for. From the initial result, they felt they could get smooth operation with 2 boreholes. But after the guy contacted me, he was glad. And part of his problem was that he rushed to buy equipment. I looked at all and I started telling him all the mistakes he made. He was like...I thought I got all these things covered. I just laughed. Guy, na many years experience doing brain work all over the nation I have.

Of course, I will give you diagrams and set ups and send the details to you. What always happen is that Nigerians like free stuff. Lol. When I start and they see my approach, some pick up fast and they think they can do it. So, they cut me out. Dem go see the result na. Or some when having challenges and i had already told them i would not go there will want to turn it to managerial stuff on my part visiting there farms. The person is deceiving himself. Many make threats, but I'm always careful. At the end, they shout like empty barrels. But their conscience always tell them I did God first them. Some boast of being able to do many things and I cut down my pay. But later, they cannot do if and they want me to come. I always say no. And many issues.

And really, I have made siblings from few of these people.i mentioned above. Very little are angels. They are just too good. And today, if they call me for anything I can leave everything I'm doing to rush to their place. Or they can come anytime to my place and I will never turn them back. Never..

I am.replying you here not for you, but for everyone who has been asking me to come to their farms. I am.saying it here again. I do not go to farms. And I always make myself clear from the start. If you have a good team which I will not be involved in choosing, and you can follow what I tell you, of course, the sky is the limit.

Lastly, my fee is on the high side. But I will make sure you recover your money if you are able to do what I tell you to. If you dont return to start asking me to help you find managers and workers, and bla bla bla...if your manager is effective and efficient, you will make it.

Note: If you need a supervisor, get one, and he reports to me likewise your manager. Mine is to create strategic goals to create sustainable growth. Will draw out set ups for you. You have to execute it all yourself. Your failure, your doing. Likewise, your success, your doing. But I will show you clearly what will take you years of experience to discover. In many cases, I dont even meet my partners. I do everything online. They do not know me face to face, unless I want to just say hello...or we enter a restaurant and have lunch together.
Okay good. I'll keep this in mind.

I will contact you soon so we can move forward.

Thanks for your time.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Vacancy At A New Hospital In 3-3 Onitsha by TheRealestGuy(m): 12:17am On May 27, 2021
Augustap:
Experienced Radiographers and Medical Lab Scientists needed with an experience of not less than two years hands on.

Age; not more than 30 years of age.

If interested send your CV to my email.
Hello fren smiley

Hope you've been well

kiss
AgricultureRe: Broiler Farm Layout - Advice Needed by TheRealestGuy(m): 12:06am On May 27, 2021
Attit:
I can handle any kind at all levels, but I dont manage. I give strategic plans, and monitor activities to achieve sustainable growth.
Okay, so with a manager on ground you'll be able to supervise, say, the establishment of a large farm?
RomanceRe: "Nigerian Men In Nigeria Are Ugly" - UK-Based Lady (pics) by TheRealestGuy(m): 4:37pm On May 26, 2021
austinceasar:
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You sent me a PM.

Don't have access to the email address I used anymore.

What's up?
AgricultureRe: Broiler Farm Layout - Advice Needed by TheRealestGuy(m): 3:41pm On May 26, 2021
Attit:
Most farmers here are small business owners, and I can tell you boldly over 95% start up small businesses in Nigeria fail in the first 5 years. Farming business is 99.9% lol. The tactic is neither starting big, nor starting small. You can start small and be ok, but you expand and you run into trouble. The trick is making sure you operate when you are available to monitor your farm, and know your limit. You do not need continuous operation except you have a faithful hand. This is where I like crops and poultry for meat, especially chicken (6 to 8 weeks batches).

Sure, you can reach out to me again. I can give you more tips. But I suggest privately so you dont expose yourself to bad people here. They will just come as your friend and hurt you. Better you talk less about your farm publicly here. But if you can handle public discussion, not an issue with me.
Yo, are you commercially into farming?
PoliticsRe: SANS Fault Presidency's Attack On Grazing Ban, NEF Slams Buhari by TheRealestGuy(m): 7:22am On May 26, 2021
melodyisaac:
You'll never see vulture on this kind of post never
People like and helinues will studiously avoid this thread cos there's no way to spin this one.

All those supporting a jihadist govt., may their families be visited by bandits IJN.

Amen.
PoliticsRe: SANS Fault Presidency's Attack On Grazing Ban, NEF Slams Buhari by TheRealestGuy(m): 7:20am On May 26, 2021
seunmsg:
You don’t even have to be a SAN to know that there is no sense in the argument of the FG against open grazing. The right to freedom if movement is not an absolute right, it doesn’t cover the right to illegally enter or occupy people’s properties (farms) and destroy them.

It’s so unfortunate that Buhari is now surrounded by ethnic jingoist who prefer the country to burn all in the name of promoting an ethnic agenda.
You honestly believe Buhari himself isn't part of this ethnic agenda?

Really?

You are still asleep be that o cheesy
PoliticsRe: Open Grazing Ban: You Are A Pitiable Messenger, Akeredolu Hits Garba Shehu by TheRealestGuy(m): 3:27pm On May 25, 2021
FG v Southern Governors.

Let's see who blinks first.

This is exactly what Nnamdi Kanu has been screaming about for many years and cos he knows the useless southeast governors are enslaved to the fulani caliphate, he has taken it upon himself to defend Igbo land, albeit outside the confines of the law.

While I do not agree with his methods, I and recently, the southern governors, certainly agree that the marauders from futa jalon need to be checkmated lest they takeover the country.
PoliticsRe: Open Grazing Ban: You Are A Pitiable Messenger, Akeredolu Hits Garba Shehu by TheRealestGuy(m): 3:15pm On May 25, 2021
joey150:
Can these governor's speech/press writers ever write in plain and understandable english?

I can understand most of those complex words, but it's very unnecessary when you want to pass a clear message to the public.

I don't know about you, but I got bored real quick reading that.
Expand you vocabulary cheesy

He's only written it as simply as his range of vocab allows.
CareerRe: Access Bank 2021 Entry Level Recruitment by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:10am On May 25, 2021
jpmoriarti:
Surely, he's not joining the bank just to be an average staff. No company promotes/reward average staff. You have to show you are made for distinction. You have to always aim for A* and A. There's no room for mediocrity.

Be that as it may, in a every company, only very few people actually belong to the upper percentiles of distinction. That's how every group works. Majority of the people will be in the middle. However, all staff should always aim for the top. Distinction will always be rewarded.

Besides, I don't suppose the bolded was necessary. Doesn't help your argument in any way.
This is not an argument, to be clear. And I'm trying to clear you with facts, lest you think you're talking with a novice on the matter.

You conveniently left out the fraud called appraisal happening in your beloved Access bank huh? Seems you only worked in some small head office unit where you had things smooth. I promise you for majority of branch staff (retail and ops), what you mentioned is not so realistic. Unless you want to lie to yourself.

When advising someone, you give them an over bloated expectation or you ground them with reality? The reality of most people?

The fact that you don't see the contradiction in your statements and also misinterpreted my usage of the phrase - average banker, as someone with mediocre performance, instead of a mean (an average) - the actual context the phrase, continues to show that your comprehension skills are poor.

This is my last reply.

Enjoy your week.
CareerRe: Access Bank 2021 Entry Level Recruitment by TheRealestGuy(m):
jpmoriarti:
Well, you are not versed in how promotions happen in Access Bank. Take for instance, you can attain 3 promotions in 3yrs in Access Bank if your Full Year appraisal score is always A star, for those 3 yrs (This is very difficult though but not impossible). On the other hand, If you always scored A, then you can achieve 3 promotions in 6 years. Basis for promotion in Access Bank is very clear and straightforward. This is also very fair since no one can really expect to be promoted every single year. It is not realistic because promotions are very expensive.
How many people can score A* in the two half year appraisals? Even the A? First off, we all know how people runs these things from head office, no be Access again?

cheesy

Also, what I let that guy know is the real deal for an average banker. What you are talking about happens for very very few people and also those who have godfathers in the system. His expectations have to be tempered with the reality for most bankers.

A lot of people will only get promoted once or twice in 6 to 8 years. Banking now is not what it used to be in the early 2000s.

And if you must know, I worked with Access too, one of the three banks I worked with in naija wink
CareerRe: Access Bank 2021 Entry Level Recruitment by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:12pm On May 24, 2021
AdeMoss:
I will insist, stop lying. I did 4 levels within 7 years and most average 3 within the period. You can be in the system for many years, and so? What did you achieve, MD? You remind me of people who start their complaints with "I was in the system for many years..." and soooooooo?
A brief look at your posts and I observed you claim to be an expert to anyone that disagrees with your opinion. You have claimed to be a seasoned banker, physicist, astrologist, music head...you even claimed someone looked beautiful and she asked "have you seen my picture?" And your response was "No".
Yet, you know she was beautiful, let me guess, you can read people's mind based on how they type.

Japa jor!
Lmao.

You're so insecure you had to dig through all my posts huh.

You were probably in one of these funny banks that have 2 to 3 steps on every grade. You think that's promotion? Joke's on you.

Also, the fact that you cannot differentiate between astronomy and astrology says all I need to know about you. You definitely have very poor comprehension skills.

And yes, I only have strong opinions on subjects I'm well versed in. You on the other hand are a weak impostor and cuck.

You can go screw yourself. Cheers.
WebmastersRe: I Am A Pharmacy Student Struggling To Break Into The World Of Coding by TheRealestGuy(m): 4:30pm On May 24, 2021
PataAlhajaKeji:
Guy, how far with your Crypto life?

You still dey buy the dip?

Na Crypto go finish you las las. grin grin grin
cheesy

Have you been dreaming about me noob? Seems you just heard of crypto for the first time this year.

Mugu.

Some of us don already make good money from am and will continue to do so in the next foreseeable future.

Have Fun Staying Poor.
WebmastersRe: I Am A Pharmacy Student Struggling To Break Into The World Of Coding by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:44pm On May 24, 2021
Frankly speaking, you don' know what you're doing.

There's this recent hype for programming that makes everyone think they have to learn coding or they're missing out. I think it's total BS.

Everyone cannot be web developers. Chose your career, take professional courses and learn skills that complement your chosen field and soar. Stop trying to force yourself to learn coding, it's never the only way to make it ffs! Just like most people foolishly think doing medical courses is the only way to make it in Europe, which is quite nauseating.

If you think you got passion for IT then that's a different matter altogether. But if you're going into it cos of all the recent hype then you really don't know what you want out of this life.

Don't be like paper that's blown around by every wind.

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