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FoodRe: Why Does The Milk Always Finish Before The Bournvita? by timpaker(m): 1:45pm On Nov 12, 2015
Its a mystery though.

Those days in boarding school we usually trade Milo for Cabin biscuit or Corn flakes. (In my hostel, Milo is hardly considered a provision - I don't know why huh), but one could kill cuz of Peak milk and you'd be despised if you come to school with Cowbell Milk or those local milk measured with 'mudu' used by Mai shai grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by timpaker(m): 4:04pm On Nov 11, 2015
And hey......did i fail to mention that it was taken with my new Infinix Hote Note
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by timpaker(m): 2:56pm On Nov 11, 2015
Feraz:
This church looks like Cathedral Church at CMS. I recall putting a picture of something similar some pages back.
Hmmm....I'm a certified JJC then. But the building is awesome, I guess it is one of those buildings built in 1920 or so.
Poems For ReviewRe: Before I Self Destruct (love Costs What?) by timpaker(m): 2:35pm On Nov 11, 2015
Good one Jiggy cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: The Joy Of Being Black. by timpaker(m): 2:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
joseph1832:
Bloody Marvelous. Now "I make other race envy me" sound racist. In a way I mean. We wouldn't want poets like texanomaly and Adanna28 who aint black to start feeling uncomfortable would we now. gringrin LOL.
I didn't mean it that way... sad

But...I mean, who wouldn't wanna be black for just a day cheesy


PS: Pride is like riding a pi.mp .ed bike to Pierre Lallement memorial service. grin


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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by timpaker(m): 1:56pm On Nov 11, 2015
Got this building snapped as I stopped by to buy Orange around Lekki, Lagos this weekend.
I don't know the name of the building and surprisingly even the woman selling me orange doesn't know it too but it reminds me of Big Ben in UK.

Poems For ReviewRe: The Joy Of Being Black. by timpaker(m): 12:10pm On Nov 11, 2015
Gotta learn this spoken words skill.

Bro. Joe, indeed black is an attitude.
Let me add.. ...

I carry my pride on my back, I'm Street like 2pac with avociferous bark, light and dark I shine like a black rainbow across the hill land and the meadow. I'm known to rule the Sahara, the savanah but swag the Creek in my bandana.


I'm black.


I'm fierce and bold like a lion, heart made of gold and iron, my root is as old as zion. I'm black, I am black, I scream black. I make other race envy me. I'm MVP, I'm an answer to the unanswered, the question to the unquestionable, the secret to the truth. I'm the threat you never met. You need not meet me to know.

I'm black!

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CelebritiesRe: Singer Patoranking Shares Selfie Nice Photo by timpaker(m): 1:45pm On Nov 10, 2015
That bae has got my Frank Muller!!!
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Hangs Out With His Social Media Fans by timpaker(m): 8:39am On Nov 08, 2015
So what will happen to us, the male fans? You dey fear to buy us drink? undecided

**deleting his songs from my phone and hard drive** of course Godwin would be spared, but only for a short while**
angry angry
Poems For ReviewRe: GoodTimes: Happily Never After by timpaker(m): 6:52am On Nov 08, 2015
Mehn... I love this poem, especially the first stanza.. Picturesque!
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Poems For ReviewRe: I Want. by timpaker(m): 3:51pm On Nov 05, 2015
Nice pun. You're very gifted chairman
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Poems For ReviewRe: Random Ramblings From The Mind Of Tex by timpaker(m): 3:40pm On Nov 04, 2015
texanomaly:
Can't wait to read it when do have occasion to write one. I'm sure it will be amazing. smiley
Amazing? That's one area I can say I'm a professional novice. I know nothing about it but wish I could be taught and schooled .
Poems For ReviewRe: Random Ramblings From The Mind Of Tex by timpaker(m): 3:25pm On Nov 04, 2015
Okay. Another great love poem. Unfortunately I don't know how to write such myth
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Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op): 12:40pm On Nov 04, 2015
basille:
Mr.Timpaker teach me how to write like you na!
Lolz. You wey be badoo cheesy

llaykorn:
You're not the first to ask him this......but he never answers us. sad
Heheheheheheh. Oya tell me what you want na. And it shall be done asap.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op): 11:38am On Nov 03, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Sick!
Sick indeed
Chuksemi:
Powerful. I feel this one.
. grin

Thanks bro..

Qaisar1:
Touching!
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Jonathan In ‘Secret’ Meeting by timpaker(m): 4:05pm On Nov 02, 2015
Hope they discussed how to pay October salary? grin
PoliticsRe: APC Group Endorses Dickson Of PDP - Controversial Picture by timpaker(m): 4:03pm On Nov 02, 2015
Moses Siasia we know kiss
Poems For ReviewRe: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by timpaker(m):
Walahi! This one is gonna be tha bomb i swear...


FRONTPAGE PLEASE!!!

cc: Lalasticlala
Mynd_44
Poems For ReviewRe: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by timpaker(m): 3:15pm On Nov 02, 2015
Ghen ghen!!!
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op): 3:10pm On Nov 02, 2015
OMA4U:
The boss has done it again!
Do you mind sharing the background info of the poem?

[b]Ermmm....

The Shot is a narrative poem with a,b,a,b rhyming scheme.

It tells a story of the experience a journalist (photo-journalist) attached to a platoon recorded at the war front.

His event started when his platoon was reduced to nine soldiers of which 6 out of the nine abandoned their battle and fled,
but only to be downed by the militia's RPG.

Among the remaining soldiers are a Colonel and a Major (two bosom friends with vast war experience) and a journalist.

The Colonel soon got killed after he ran out of ammo. This prompted his friend, the Major to charge in anger like he was about to avenge his friend's death but retreated when he discovered that he's left with just one bullet.

With only one bullet left, he got prepared for the worst especially when he sighted like a zillion militia.

The journalist who has been capturing the war event could have opted out but was just too professional he wanted to the last of it - he wanted the world to see his works even if cost him his life.

When the Major signaled to him to prepare for the worst that he's left with one shot, he brazed up and prepared his camera to capture his last shot too.

Unfortunately, they all died that day after taking their last shots each.

The Shot from his camera was his dairy.
[/b]
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RomanceRe: Pics: How To Get SUPER EYE CATCHY B**bs In Seconds by timpaker(m): 11:02pm On Nov 01, 2015
Isn't that gonna be painful, I mean squeezing em soft balls together ? lipsrsealed

That Jeez I ain't a girl cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: My Rhythmless Song by timpaker(m): 10:51pm On Nov 01, 2015
emaculate99:
Wow! thanks very much boss. The '.' was used to make the stanzas stand out. I will work harder on ur review boss.
Well, it made it look a little bit disorganised. A stanza is usually made with a paragraph, so give back the lines the 'full stop' it deserves and use your 'enter' key to create the stanzas.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by timpaker(m): 10:43pm On Nov 01, 2015
joseph1832:
Timpaker, please don't call me a specialist. LOL.
Such girl(s) can only be gotten with money received from pension grin

Are those monikers (ladies) your crush?

grin grin grin grin

BTW, what's with you and women huh?
Poems For ReviewRe: My Rhythmless Song by timpaker(m):
emaculate99:
My Rhythmless Song
.
Silence speaks over the noise
Timeless walks in over my time
Dancing to the tune not played
Yet I sing my rhythmless song
.
I sat down with my flute
Playing a rhythmless song
Over and over again
But none is listening to me
.
Of who I seek to listen to me speak
In this deafening silence
Overtaking my heart in this graveyard
.
But, like a thought unknown in a known place,
I found you coming my way
Listening to my rhythmless song
Which you found interesting
And full of rhythms.
.
© Emaculate Ife
You learner? sad

Well, another great piece from you.

Keep writing like this and better and watch your fan base grow cuz you write good.

I observed that your personification and oxymoron usage in the poem, I guess such usage were employed to evoke the true meaning and message to the poem.

On a lighter note, what I find funny is your punctuation having its own paragraph. cheesy
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CelebritiesRe: Beautiful AIT Presenter Kome Osalor – Definite Eye Candy by timpaker(m): 11:38am On Oct 29, 2015
What a beauty... sad

I need to start viewing AIT again and her programme smiley
Poems For ReviewRe: Broken Queen by timpaker(m): 2:48pm On Oct 28, 2015
Laveda:
Wow 'correcting and complimenting without insults' dint know such exists on this forum. .Thanks so much smiley smiley

**************
Yeah, life experience I find it easier writing a poem with things that happen around me
Happy to join you guys here *takes a bow* cheesy
Hehehehehhe.
You're welcome.
That's how we roll here.... smiley
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Strikes Boko Haram Terrorist’s Vehicle Workshop by timpaker(m): 5:41pm On Oct 27, 2015
Is this what they call ariel bombardment?

Smh!

It seems the pilot has eye problem cuz he wasn't hitting any target (from the video).

But it's a good development though.
PoliticsRe: Stop Being Unfair, I Never Betrayed Anyone! by timpaker(m): 4:42pm On Oct 27, 2015
***GRABS POPCORN AND LIMCA*** grin grin grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Broken Queen by timpaker(m): 3:04pm On Oct 27, 2015
joseph1832:
Bro Joe? Dude when did I become bro Joe huh LOL.
The day 1832 became difficult to recall embarassed
Poems For ReviewRe: Broken Queen by timpaker(m): 1:48pm On Oct 27, 2015
Nice piece!

I guess it was inspired from your life experience.

Like Bro Joe said, Please try and organize the poem will, it is a bit scattered.

I also observed you wrote in rhymes of a,a at the beginning (1st stanza) and then changed in line 3 - 5 but again continued with the rhyme on just one line each. Doing this might make the poem flow to readers.

Generally, you did great. We'd like to see more of your work(s) here.

Welcome to the Club!!! kiss

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PoliticsRe: Angry Letter To Nigerian Youth: The Future Is Here With Us by timpaker(op): 1:22pm On Oct 27, 2015
guntranno:
'To Whom It May Concern' is missing
Will they listen? lipsrsealed
PoliticsAngry Letter To Nigerian Youth: The Future Is Here With Us by timpaker(op): 1:19pm On Oct 27, 2015
By Bayo Adeyinka

My dear Nigerian Youth,

It was Albert Einstein that said “No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it”.

That, unfortunately, is what you are doing. You complain about the problems and challenges but that’s all you do. You follow the same people who created the problems and eulogize them to high heavens. You are guilty of lack of depth and originality. Your level of thinking is pedestrian. Since no one can rise beyond the level of their thinking, you have remained at the aboriginal state of being- the same with your progenitors. Universities and tertiary institutions shape and mould their products such that they stand out in the originality of their ideas.

Alexandria, the first University in the world was a centre of enlightenment. Harvard turns out products who impact the world. Yale and MIT products leave their indelible footprints everywhere they go. Our own local universities and tertiary institutions churn out mass ignorance. They produce graduates who should know but don’t even know that they don’t know.

You only have weight and occupy space. Your constant thought is only about today while you don’t seem to know that tomorrow is already here with us. You wallow in the past while your contemporaries the world over leave you behind. Africa is behind the Western world by almost 250 years. You know what that means? You’re a relic. You’re a museum piece. You’re stuck in your ways. You’re becoming a liability to the entire world.

While youths all over the world are innovating and inventing things, all you do is to fight over one politician or the other. You carry placards at the screening of ‘wannabe’ ministers when your brains actually need screening. There is no other country in the world where people love their oppressors like you do. You think you change governments but all you do is change one oppressor with another.

While the demographics of leadership the world over is getting younger, yours is getting ancestral. The youngest person in your government’s cabinet is 48 while the oldest is 68. Justin Trudeau, the new Prime Minister of Canada is 43. If he were to be a Nigerian, he won’t even get a cabinet position. In 1973, Yakubu Gowon was 39 years when he visited Canada and shook hands with Justin Trudeau who was barely 2 years then. Today, Justin Trudeau is the Prime Minister.

The future is here with us while we remain stuck in the past. While others are carrying the destiny of their nations, you are carrying the bags of politicians. In 2012, 19-year-old Proscovia Alengot Oromait was elected as a member of parliament. Now 22 years old, she is the youngest person ever elected to office in not only Uganda but the entire African continent. While some are solving the problems of their nations, you Nigerian youth are one of the problems of the continent.

Does it not bother you that once you’re above 40 years, you have lesser years to spend as you arrive at the departure lounge of life? Should you not be thinking about the future more than the present? For instance, by 2050 Nigeria will hit the 1b population mark. Thirty five years before 2050, we are still stuck in subsistence farming. We can’t feed 170m people now so how can we feed 1b people? We can’t provide housing for 170m people now, so how can we provide housing for 1b people? While the rest of humanity is trying to land on Mars with 200,000 applicants vying for just 100 slots, we still find it difficult to run an airline.

While Fulani cattle run amok on people’s farms in Nigeria as a result of the archaic nomadic husbandry being practiced, future cities are being built elsewhere to raise cows on rooftops. Within five years, Europeans will swipe their smart phones or watches to pay for most goods and services, use phones as digital wallets, use them to borrow money, invest it and transfer it to other countries while we are still stuck with brick and mortar.

Mercedes-Benz is developing a system that will learn your schedule, tastes and even moods after a short while. For example, it knows that you leave the house every weekday at 7:30 a.m. to take your kids to school and the right temperature you always want in your car. Based on GPS and satellite data, it quickly learns your preferred routes and tracks real-time traffic problems, so it can suggest detours to help you save time. The car can even tune the radio to the Inspiration FM channel until you drop off the kids, at which time it will recommend Wazobia FM. In the afternoons, it knows you usually prefer Classic FM. A car can make smart decisions but you can’t.

Almost 3,000 cars and trucks equipped with prototype vehicle-to-vehicle(V2V) devices have been driving around a city in Michigan, over the past year-and-a-half as part of a pilot program by the University of Michigan and the U.S. Department of Transportation. What they are doing? Cars equipped with these devices emit beeps when they detect potential hazards such as another vehicle entering an intersection, a pedestrian, a patch of ice or even their driver speeding too fast around a curve. It is expected that these devices could prevent up to 76% of crashes on American roads. All we do here is to erect speed-breakers. We are always arriving very late. The first ATM in the world was installed in 1967. Nigeria’s first ATM was in 1990- twenty three years late.

Why am I so angry with you? Shouldn’t my anger be directed at your dealers erroneously called leaders? It’s because the destiny of this nation lie in your hands and you know not. A nation is as hopeless as its youths. A nation is as helpless as its youths. A nation is as creative as its youths. A nation is as clueless as its youths. A nation is as energetic as its youths. The strength of a nation lies in the promise of its youths. The greatness of a nation lies in the potential of its youths. A nation’s destiny is then essentially that charted by the young population. Whatever a nation will be, look no farther than the youth. I look at you and I’m afraid for Nigeria.

You are a mass production from the factory of ignorance. You are victims of a dysfunctional society. You are inheritors of an estate of crass foolishness. You are like Nabal of whom it was described that folly is with him. All you know how to do is wear designer labels- from Gucci to Prada, from Versace to Armani- you’re obviously well dressed but you’re a well dressed fool. You refuse to dance to the beats of the future rather preferring to wallow in the shallowness of the past. Wole Soyinka described his generation as a wasted generation. Will you be wasted also?

It is time to force your way to relevance. It is time to take responsibility for the future because the future will not be inherited- it will be earned. Stop playing the blame game. Stop blaming your circumstances because you can rise in spite of them. Stop blaming your ancestors because they bequeathed a legacy of ignorance to you- they don’t know any better. Organize rather than agonize. Don’t just think outside the box. Throw away the box. You have the numbers- use them to force a real change. As you ask questions, go further by seeking answers. Rather, be the answer. As you talk about the challenges, go further by seeking solutions. Rather, be the solution.

Find your niche. Faajihub was started when a cousin of Olaotan Oladitan, who’s one the founders, was coming in from the United Kingdom for her wedding. It was a challenge for her finding the people needed to make the event a success. Faajihub now has at least 700 vendors of different kinds. Faajihub is solving the problem of choice in event management. Brian Bett is a Kenyan agriculture techpreneur who designed a locally made greenhouse for the equivalent of N250,000.

The cheapest greenhouse in Nigeria is about N1.5m. Brian is solving the hunger problem. GoMyWay is a ride sharing service started by Damola Teidi, a model in her 20s. Damola is solving the transportation problem. Hotels.ng was started by Mark Essien and has over 6,000 hotels on its portal. Mark is solving the hospitality problem. PrepClass is an app by Olumide Ogunlana aimed at helping students prepare for exams. The app assists you to identify your weak points apart from the core functionality of preparation for exams.

Olumide is solving our educational problem. Jobberman, one of the top jobs websites in Nigeria was started by the trio of Opeyemi Awoyemi, Ayodeji Adewunmi and Olalekan Olude in 2009 during the famed ASUU strike. Jobberman is tackling the employment challenge. What problems are you solving? Stop merely existing. It’s time to start living. Let your life be a contribution to humanity and not a contamination to humanity. The future is already here with us.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/angry-letter-to-nigerian-youth-the-future-is-here-with-us/

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