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Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 4:04pm On Sep 21, 2015

joseph1832:
Semi teetotaler? Common, its either you don't smoke, you don't drink and you don't womanize or nothing at all, there's no semi there.

I don't do all three... I do just one.

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Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 4:02pm On Sep 21, 2015

firestar:
[color=#990444] A mirage...
A façade
Sur visage. [/color]

A doubt...
Sieving truth,
Thomas protégé.

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Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 3:55pm On Sep 21, 2015

GODWINGODSON:
Clear Vision
Erred Region
Dead Mission

Blurred vision,
Framed lenses...
Optical illusion

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Celebrities › Re: Malivelihood Gives Tuface Idibia N5,570,000 Wrist Watch As A Birthday Gift(pics) by timpaker(m): 12:12am On Sep 20, 2015*

llaykorn:
Your love for watches is surprisingly powerful...And one mumu will now come and call all poets nerdy introverts...

It's funny to me; I haven't bought a watch for years now. I check the time on my phone...

I belong to a forum that discusses and review watches so when I see outrageous price bn tagged on a watch worn by our celebs freaks me out.
My love for watches also tell on my wallet.

My love for watches started from my secondary school days but you don't wanna see my favourite collection; a Vintage digital Casio 1989 rubber strap model with acrylic glass, a 300metres piece good for diving and swimming. It barely get damaged.
On your next birthday you'll get one from me as a gift.

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Celebrities › Re: Malivelihood Gives Tuface Idibia N5,570,000 Wrist Watch As A Birthday Gift(pics) by timpaker(m): 12:10am On Sep 20, 2015

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 10:43pm On Sep 19, 2015

firestar:
In triplicate
Eyes sees
In threes

Mine in fours
Like binocular glasses

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 10:23pm On Sep 19, 2015

llaykorn:
Snow burns
Coal glows-
Ice turns...

Coal, glowing
Like iced-fire...
Crackling.

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Celebrities › Re: Malivelihood Gives Tuface Idibia N5,570,000 Wrist Watch As A Birthday Gift(pics) by timpaker(m): 10:12pm On Sep 19, 2015

tiwaz:
Michael Awujoola, Malivelihood who is known for gifting celebrities and government officials eye popping gifts on their special days, has customized a $27,850 (N5,570,000) Hublot big bang classic Fusion 18k Rose Gold White Dial with 2face Idibia Fortyfied design on it.

The watch also comes with an alligator leather strap 45MM and a sapphire glass. Only deserving for a legend!

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/09/tuface-idibia-gets-whopping-n5570000.html

cc: Lalasticlala

Hellooooo!!! That watch isn't up to 70k. It just take a dial printer to crest the name. The Hublot Big bang Classic isn't as expensive as bn portrayed by this bloggers and reporters. Not as if the hour marks are made of diamond sef. Please tell another story abeg. I have that exact watch and it didn't cost up to 50k to get in Dubai. wink

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 9:50pm On Sep 19, 2015

firestar:
Waterlogged Earth ...
Sulphur breaths...
She births

Desert flood,
Steamy stream..
Dry waters

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 9:46pm On Sep 19, 2015

joseph1832:
I didn't know you smoke weed?.

Lolz. I'm a semi teetotaller. I don't smoke oooo.

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by timpaker(m): 9:06pm On Sep 19, 2015

Puffing earth,
Cigar day,
Smoking sky.

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Literature › Re: 7:06: The City Meeting - A Short Story by timpaker(m): 3:54pm On Sep 15, 2015

Very funny.

Nice one llaykorn

Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by timpaker(m): 7:35am On Sep 11, 2015

My naija delta slangs suck

Few explanations: tear paper = quarrel
Orange to lime/metaphor= to over use someone
Omotogbe= babe
Format=woo
2 pimples = brea st
Suck her gallon= kiss
Onion= pregnant

Others....available on request

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Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by timpaker(m): 7:02am On Sep 11, 2015*

[b]FROM NEMBE TO WARRI WITH BROS TIMIPREYE

Bros Timipreye relax make we yan
You hear say Onome don follow man
Tear paper again? How many time?
She say him wan turn her orange to lime.

**God forbid! Oghene biam!! Okpo!!!**

Imagine the omotogbe wey I format for Bros
Naim dey tell me say make I get loss!
Onome wey I know when 2 pimples dey her chest,
Now the thing don grow, we boys no go rest.

Bros say her mouth taste like watermelon
Imagine! Bros don suck her gallon.
No wonder fishes for water don go strike;
I dey vex cuz na me chyke that chyke.

Na my match Bros dey play
I just dey wear boot dey wait and pray
Say one day I go feature for the film
Wey I start for Nembe stream.

I hear say Bros na badoo
From that Sapele asha wo
Say na so him dey on top her body every hour,
If she tire him go ask if sweet dey sour.

One night Bros arrange ogogoro
Join the palmy like say she no go know
Say god don wash hand inside the cup
Him implicate smoke fish put on top

Come control Onome enter him mama place
As night just dey shine him black face
Na him Bros pour kelebe inside her body
Na soffry soffry dey start jolly jolly
But na that jolly jolly dey kpai person soffry.

Shebi him don make her be like onion now
Na so so cry dem both dey waka for town
Shame don wooz Bros slap for face,
The girl mama and 8 bros don move come him place.

The popsy eye don over red come pop
Like person wey use hell fire eye drop,
Bros don ball in Warri go camouflage,
Popsy and police don declare Bros "man at large"

Biggy belly Onome dey my house with her load
Bros Timipreye, wetin concern agbero with overload?
I agree say na me give her food na
But I no force her to chop na.

She still fine like ogbanje I swear
Shey I fit still toast her make Bros no hear?

[/b]

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Poems For Review › Re: Might I Woo Thee? by timpaker(m): 6:53am On Sep 11, 2015

joseph1832:
Of course, who no like better thing? .

Have you ever thought of writing a poem in Pidgin English. It just occurred to me now.

Timpaker what do you think?

Yeap. Let me give it a try

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Travel › Re: Photos Of A House In Abu Dhabi That Looks Exactly Like A Coin by timpaker(m): 4:31pm On Sep 08, 2015

Despite the steel used to build it I think a wind as strong as that of Ohio can can shake or disfigure this building.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Davido, Kcee, D'banj Flaunt Their Most Expensive Wrist Watches And Cost by timpaker(m): 9:59pm On Sep 04, 2015

All I see are just bunch of gold flaunting piece. Yes Rolex is expensive but it's becoming a cliché seeing tom d ick and harrys flaunting it which makes it difficult to identify fakes.

They're all 21karat gold time piece but I wouldn't wear a Rolex, I'd rather wear an Audermars Piguet Royal Offshore, tatinum hour mark, 42mm rose gold with my signature at the back just like Lionel Messi and Lebrone James et al.

Or worst still, get Jacob to love-vendor a vintage Casio with black diamonds for me. Now that's class.

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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Lopsided Appointments Split The North, His Supporters by timpaker(m): 2:49pm On Aug 31, 2015

joseph1832:
Mr Tim, shouldn't it be prudent for us to wait and see PMB make all his appointment before we start judging him of being tribalistic?.

When the 1st 10 positions have been given to the north.

Ministerial position is constitutional and hence shouldn't be used as a basis for compensation.

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Lopsided Appointments Split The North, His Supporters by timpaker(m): 12:59pm On Aug 29, 2015

A precedence has been set with these appointments. And for all those who see nothing wrong with the lopsided appointments and who bask on the euphoria of 'competency' should not complain when the next president decides to choose members of his office from his family or a state government picking his commissioners from a particular local government area.

We shouldn't allow our hatred for something or someone becloud us.

His recent appointment is perceived as an attack and a declaration of regional bastardisation to the South.

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Poems For Review › Re: Daughters Of Nigeria. by timpaker(m): 4:40pm On Aug 13, 2015

joseph1832:
The title might make it seem like that but the content is a pointer that it is not!.

Even FFK, Atiku, and barcanista are daughters of Nigeria. . LOL.

Who are those peeps, are they Nigerians? grin

Poems For Review › Re: Daughters Of Nigeria. by timpaker(m): 12:00pm On Aug 13, 2015

Is this a generalization?

Literature › Re: Writing Prompt 1. (write Anything About The Picture) by timpaker(m): 11:57am On Aug 13, 2015

texanomaly:
It's thought provoking. That is beauty.

Thanks ma'm.
Yours is awesome too. Your 3rd line is epic !

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Education › Re: Photo:Toilet In UNIPORT Hostel (graphic Images). by timpaker(m): 5:30pm On Aug 12, 2015

Yuck! But I have seen worst. (When you see FGC Kwali toilet during those days you go give this one "cleaness medal"

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Literature › Re: Writing Prompt 1. (write Anything About The Picture) by timpaker(m): 5:26pm On Aug 12, 2015

llaykorn:
Ah, a haiku is most beautiful, sir, when it is written in bold brown ink.

You guessed right... But erm... Thanks but it ain't beautiful oooo..

Literature › Re: Writing Prompt 1. (write Anything About The Picture) by timpaker(m): 5:17pm On Aug 12, 2015

WHEN A DOOR DIES

One eyed Sunday; will
You paddle me on my tears?
I've cried an ocean.

Poems For Review › Re: Colours Of Truth - A Book Of My Versed Thoughts by timpaker(m): 5:04pm On Aug 12, 2015

llaykorn:
Ah, sir, it hits me as transverse waves do; sometimes I get the crests, and sometimes the troughs. If another crest plunks with enough amplitude, the possibility of the emboldened can never be overruled.

Hehehhehheheheh. that's my man!

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 5:01pm On Aug 12, 2015

[b]THE RETURN OF AMINA

With survival scars that tells great tales
Of a female who finite the finest males.

A brawny young lady chided her father,
Against all odds to enroll as a village soldier.

Day and night she fought with steeled-men,
While she's feared and dreaded by women.

Crowned with sweats and dressed in death's colour
The Sarkin fada forced air into the kakaki to sing to her valour.

Perching on a feeble stallion, waving to the crowd,
She outshines the bravest, and like the sun she's proud.

On lily-livered men she fed to earn a spot
With just a dagger she smear and cut.

The teeth of her dagger has tasted dishes of death(s),
From her adjured prey she tossed their breaths.

Merchants and warriors haunts and desire her prowess
Under privately blinded lights to mate the dagger goddess.

Upon a love in fieriest form demands that the unmanly
Will sheath its weakened ego and meet Allah quickly.

The men better earn their names on her bed
Or the teeth of her dagger will bite them till they're dead.

She's the queen of dagger
And a heart robber.

When you see her coming, run
Or your existence will be absent from the sun.

[/b]
Rewritten 12/8/15

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Poems For Review › Re: Colours Of Truth - A Book Of My Versed Thoughts by timpaker(m): 4:40pm On Aug 12, 2015

Welcome back bro.

And no more e-suicide

Politics › Re: Reps Summon Emefiele Over Dollar Deposits by timpaker(m): 2:24pm On Aug 12, 2015

Its a good development as well as a bad one.

The bureau de xchange guys will suffer for this because majority don't operate a domiciliary account.

This is also the right time to buy dollars for those operating dorm account.

Someone with the right biz idea will make money off these bureau de exchange guys.

Zone 4 here i come!

Poems For Review › Re: Cuntribute by timpaker(m): 12:37pm On Aug 12, 2015

AmiableJay:
Timpaker my boss! Say something sir!

Your rhymes are finely put a I love the last 4 lines

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