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Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 10:58am On Jun 25, 2015

OMA4U:
The most striking feature of this poem is how the rhymes infuse FLOW and RHYTHM.

Wow!The first time I'd read boss's poem and understand it at once.

Hehehehehe. Thats what makes it a poem. It is meant to evoke the thought of the reader.

laykorn:
Walahi talahi! Na first time wey I go read once too be this......

So, The P0rnst*r Portrait wasn't comprehensible at first reading too?

Poems For Review › Re: Epitaph by timpaker(m): 10:48am On Jun 25, 2015

What a sad tale.

Rest in peace the great father of a great son. We're proud of your seed embarassed

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Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 8:11am On Jun 23, 2015

laykorn:
Oh! This is one sad piece. The last stanza is something else. There is a typo in the second line of the second to the last stanza.

Noted and change has been effected sir (I was almost tempted to use the infamous girl's "K" as a reply ).

laykorn:
21 gun salute

joseph1832:
Shey na Head of State or President?.

Na my lieutenant una dey yab bah? wait make him wife catch una grin

Celebrities › Re: P'square And Flavour Flexing With 5 Sexy South African Girls by timpaker(m): 4:57pm On Jun 21, 2015

UnknownT:
Why did they concentrate on the light skinned girls leaving the dark skinned girl on her own?

So it is racism then? huh

Poems For Review › Re: Colours Of Truth - A Book Of My Versed Thoughts by timpaker(m): 12:18pm On Jun 21, 2015

laykorn:
This is pretty awesome; this is the second or third time that would be happening. I post something, and at that moment, you just finished a piece on the same topic.

I anticipate, sir.

First is an accident
Second is a coincidence
The third should be what? cheesy

Poems For Review › Re: Colours Of Truth - A Book Of My Versed Thoughts by timpaker(m): 12:22am On Jun 21, 2015

laykorn:
Mirror mirror, on the wall,
Can't I be the fairest, of them all?

Do the fairest, ask the same as me?
Is what you mirror, what they see?

Mirror, mirror, on wall,
Of same old sights, you must be bored:

The dissatisfaction,
over reactions,
the scrutinisation,
and complication,

the sighing, the crying,
the self esteems dying,
the pullings and placings,
tuckings and tracings.

Mirrors, mirrors on the wall,
reflecting down an endless hall,
This fairytale has become stale,
the happy ending's off this trail.

Why can't I just accept your gift?
This endless passage, down I trail.

******

And Ishilove locked that thread......
And Ishilove sent me to bed...........

******

Gooonight

It's funny cuz I just penned down something about mirror this night. Will share it tomorrow.

Nice poem! Your piece make enough sense. Walahi.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by timpaker(m): 11:47pm On Jun 20, 2015

laykorn:
Wow! I'm happy you're getting entertained on your birthday. It's for free for that matter.

Everyone is still the actor in this movie wo!

Nah! I'm #teamBoss

And movie watchers identify the actor and the boss once the film starts rolling.

I've chosen my boss.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by timpaker(m): 11:39pm On Jun 20, 2015

laykorn:
Timpaker, you're still watching the movie, sir? Do you have your Google glasses on?

What an interesting movie!

While so many people love em actors.... I'm always interested in the boss cuz without em the movie would be boring..

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by timpaker(m): 10:57pm On Jun 20, 2015

laykorn:
Ahahah. There are about 30,000 posts now.
How did the celebration go, sir? I'm pretty certain you had some delightful season for the day.

It went well. Still chewing some fruit cakes.

I am exhausted and will soon join the angels to take flight to dreamland for the night has gone astray, it arrived too quickly.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by timpaker(m): 10:26pm On Jun 20, 2015

laykorn:
Timpaker, you miss way, sir?

Heheheheheh. You caught me.
I was just snooping around.
The last time I was here was when the 1000 post was about to be broken/celebrated.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by timpaker(m): 9:41pm On Jun 20, 2015

Insidous:
Pele

I would have advised you on what to do but I don't think you are a vindictive person

Heheheheheheheh. Nah I'm not. It won't restore anything.

But the point is molestation goes vice versa (i.e. Male and female are both victims)

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by timpaker(m): 9:03pm On Jun 20, 2015

joseph1832:
You see Timpaker is a gentleman. If it was me, I will start chyking her daughters right in front of her. If she complains, she will get a simple course down memory lane.

Hehehehehehehehehe. I've forgiven her and moved on but to me getting revenge would further complicate things. The only surprising thing was the way she pretended like she doesn't remember what she did to me.

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Timpaker. by timpaker(m): 8:44pm On Jun 20, 2015

Thanks Tex, Basille and Kaycee7.

Ya'll are great

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by timpaker(m): 6:27pm On Jun 20, 2015

kenwins:
I didn't read everyone's comment but the little little I read plus standd's update said it all.

Although, girls, ladies even women give people the room to call them names. I have a male friend who was molested by a lady at age 12. What will you call that?

Sugar mummies: they made themselves laughing stock by going for people worth calling their son.

On the contrary, I won't let judgemental becloud me nor my sense of reasoning for our girls, ladies and women are not to blame but opposite sex are. I chose not to blame them because I knw not what they have suffered in the hands of slavery born men.

What story will our dear chibok girls tell? What future await them? Won't these same men term them slut?

*moody*

[b]You're right. At age 13 I was molested by our landlady's daughter(then who as at that time around 32 years of age) in Mushin, Lagos, and when I told my aunt she simply brushed it aside and after much admittance she called me "ashewo".

I was scarred to tell my mum cuz she wouldn't believe me either.

Few years down the line, I bumped into her at the airport with 3 beautiful girls and that nostalgic feeling of plea "aunty Ronke abeg na" just rang in my ears and at that moment I wish her girls could hear them too.

She didn't even apologise.

Up till today, I don't feel comfortable sitting close to women to any woman older than me (not even my momma).

Last year October, my little cousin (a boy) was molested by a female corper in F.G.C. Kwali and instead of the school to act on his complaint they suspended him for lying on a "Teacher".

The fact is this stuff happens to us male bbut the way ours is bn handled is very different from the ladies. The female get more sympathy than the male[/b]

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Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 11:19am On Jun 20, 2015

basille:
Happy Birthday day Mr TIMPAKER, Wish you all the best in life!

Thanks man. Cake is ready!

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Timpaker. by timpaker(m): 11:13am On Jun 20, 2015

Tovot:
Yaaaay!! It's timpaker birthday today! A very happy birthday to you. Where is the cake na? ☺

They're still baking it. But will be ready very soon.

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Timpaker. by timpaker(m): 10:00am On Jun 20, 2015

Thanks Lake, Agarawu23 and Rickrichards

Lake sure knows how burst heads

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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:10pm On Jun 19, 2015

HumbledbYGrace:
Hi timpaker

Guess who's back!

The honourable madam HBG.

Good evening ma'm.

Longest time.

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Music/Radio › Re: Listen To One Of My Songs Guys by timpaker(m): 10:34pm On Jun 19, 2015

Nice song.

But I think you need a song writer. I don't mind writing you one for free.

You're sure destined for greatness. Just keep getting better.

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Politics › Re: Zamfara Ex-Commissioner Sex Scandal: Girl Threatens To Release New Video by timpaker(m): 4:30pm On Jun 19, 2015

The man despite his years of filming himself is still an amateur in POV videos. He should come for tutorials. Nonsense!

BTW, when are they stoning him so that I can come with my camera crew to video it too.

By this time 8years ago, my friend, Zannah was stoned to death for a similar offence as his, the only difference is that this commissioner has his crime videoed while Zannah's case was that of too many accusing fingers pointing at him (just cuz he sells mojo for a living). angry

Literature › Re: Is English Literature Really The Best? by timpaker(m): 2:33pm On Jun 19, 2015

Freemanan:
Lol... Actually Hindu Literature is more of orals (meditation) and mostly religious..

Please which African Literature work wow you the most?

[b]Its poetry and songs are also part of Hindu (Afro-asian) literature in which at most times, people are made to perform choreograph to a larger audience. Again, the part i find difficult is the Ramayana literature (who the hell has time to read that long verses of dharma et al. The Krishna methodology is another one that will lock you up in confusion. You have to practice either be or have the religious background to actually decipher it because it is historical. No wonder they're always designing mind-troubling poetry forms. Who they hell invented the Ghazal by the way? angry

I love African literature (my root cool

...

Of course the best African Literature still remains Chinua Achebe's "Things fall apart". I remember in one conference in Amsterdam, at the mention of the book by a professor, the whole lecture room went berserk. Another great African work is that of Camera Laye's "L'Enfant Noir" ( I hope i spelt it directly). I once read a critique of his book by a friend and since then I stopped reading Western literatures.

[/b]

Phones › Re: Which Android Browser Do You Use? by timpaker(m): 12:27pm On Jun 19, 2015

ihatebuhari:
pls how do u save pic and music using Google chrome?
I can't download media file

Just right click on the file and click on 'save page'

Health › Re: Human Breast Milk On Sale Via Website: The Hazards Involved by timpaker(m): 5:02pm On Jun 18, 2015

YUCK!!!

BTW, how much for a litre?

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Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 4:46pm On Jun 18, 2015

basille:
A frenemy i once knew. She's dead now.

Heheheheheheheh. You killed her.

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 2:16pm On Jun 18, 2015

basille:
This is classic. Funny thing is, while reading it, someone came to mind.

Heheheheheh. Thanks man.

Who's the person on your mind?

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 8:26am On Jun 18, 2015*

[b]
A GIRL UNLOVED

A girl unloved,
A fondness she pleads,
A friend, a companion
Is all she needs.

While her shadow mocks her,
In the loneliness of the hour
Life's ferule caresses her skin
Her hopes sags before her power.

Her face beautifully battered
With tattooed tears and sorrows.
Yesterday's scars glows today
And uncertainty preepmt tomorrow.

Rejected by life,
Parents eloped with death,
The world admitted it ain't
Ready for her birth.

Should she be proud
Of her breath
Or choke in the weakness
Of her strenght?

Her heart is heavy
With lead emptiness,
Laughter is outlandish
And so is happiness.

When a vulture
Followed her to the meadow,
She knew death has come
To flirt with her and her shadow.

Into its arm, she ran
To embrace it like a friend,
Absconding into oblivion,
Oh! Her pain has come to an end.

A girl unloved,
Here's the friend you've found
A hungry bird dinning
With you on the ground.[/b]

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Poems For Review › Re: Welcome O Ramadhan! - A Poem And A Breif Commentary By Laykorn by timpaker(m): 11:46pm On Jun 17, 2015

I don't know if this is how they say it....but...

Happy Ramadhan!!!

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Romance › Re: Beautiful Igbo Women by timpaker(m): 5:29pm On Jun 16, 2015*

They're all instagram babe's. You will know em with dia powerful make up.

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Literature › Re: Is English Literature Really The Best? by timpaker(m): 3:51pm On Jun 16, 2015

To me African literature is the best then followed by Caribbean literature....

English literature is just overated and it is very vast.

Hindu Literature? That's like the most difficult of them all.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: June Born Only by timpaker(m): 3:46pm On Jun 16, 2015

texanomaly:
Well...I'm June, but mine is the 8th.

Hmmm... yeah i recall. 8 is a special number/date

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: June Born Only by timpaker(m): 6:58am On Jun 16, 2015

texanomaly:
Wow! Nice...another June bug.

Yeah. Thanks. And I have bn thinking that no one was born on that day except me.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: June Born Only by timpaker(m): 10:04pm On Jun 15, 2015

Rebsy:
Any June 20 here?

Yes!

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