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 Rap Battles › Re: Consecutive Rhymes by timpaker(m): 10:55am On Jun 14, 2015 |
I have had rap in my blood before my teens/ Even before ya'll started smoking em blunt and dem cheap thingz/ I have bn inaugurated by word Lords so I ain't scared to use my mic to smash your testiles. I come at you like a mad man/Call me the psycho man/I carry heavy words on my mind to murda you, call me the macho man/so run when you see my team walking to your mini van Or I'll toss ur head around and rip it off ur neck, packman style/ mutilate your body, butcherman style/ and still rock your girl on your funeral, gangnam style. Yes I can be scary like that/I don't play with tom cats/ I don't move without my gats in my pants/I TIT and I tat/ So f*ck off little bra.t and go do your math/One plus one is two/one on one with you is none/now put it together, one on one...better run. You claim you've got FANS yet you sweat/when my wind blows, you fidget/am I that cold or hot? Yeah I gerrit, I'm hot cuz my sh it just got your girl wet. Shebi I try small?  |
| Literature › Re: Paradigm Shift - A New Series by timpaker(m): 12:26pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Heheheheheheheh. Madam is back! As usual, I'm always following And I know you never disappoint (no suspense oooo) |
| Car Talk › Re: Accident Yesterday Along Calabar - Enugu Road (extremely Graphic) by timpaker(m): 9:33am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Damn! The little children  May dia gentle soul rest in perfect peace |
| Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Turns Preacher, Ministers In Churches? (photos) by timpaker(m): 9:25am On Jun 12, 2015 |
Who dey give all these people 'Dr.' sef?  |
| TV/Movies › Re: Series You Really Loved... and Then Got Bored by timpaker(m): 9:58pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
joseph1832: Hehehehehhehehe. Very annoying. Freemanan:There are some series worth banning walahi |
| Family › Re: checkout Some hilarious Childhood Rumours That Went Viral/Worldwide by timpaker(m): 9:40pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
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| TV/Movies › Re: Series You Really Loved... and Then Got Bored by timpaker(m): 9:34pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
joseph1832:Justice league wey I get for my head like my password. I love Flash, he's always boosting of how fast he could outrun light. The Superman in JL is very feeble (I'm sure I can beat him up in the cartoon world with my right hand only  ) 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Series You Really Loved... and Then Got Bored by timpaker(m): 9:03pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
joseph1832: The season one was a bit cool. I think it was after the death of his best friend that the series lost its juice. The nonsense name of "Oliver Queen" was what made me to develop interest in the series after seeing the preview and the making of the damn film online. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Series You Really Loved... and Then Got Bored by timpaker(m): 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
UjSizzle:What's wrong with the name? That Arrow is a total waste of time. 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Series You Really Loved... and Then Got Bored by timpaker(m): 7:49pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
1. Continuum - it started well until I got lost and confused. 2. Lost - just like the name implies I regretted wasting ample time following the series. 3. Revolution - No comment - stopped halfway in season 2. 4. Ravenwood - this is crap! Crap!! and Crap!!! I didn't even finish the season one self. 5. Arrow - I'm still giving em a chance to prove to me that I'm not wasting my time. 6. Supernatural - No comment (and if I want to smuggle words out I'd say it is utterly disappointing) #dazall  7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: (photos)... A Nairalander's Birthday Gift From His Girlfriend. by timpaker(m): 7:37pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Swagt101: Nope. I make em 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Diabetes,a Dread! by timpaker(m): 7:29pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Eye damage? Damn! But I love glucose. Okay. What of honey? Since honey contains bits of sugar (and I use it as a substitute for sweetener) does it also lead to one bn diabetic? (i.e. Excessive intake of honey) |
| Romance › Re: (photos)... A Nairalander's Birthday Gift From His Girlfriend. by timpaker(m): 7:19pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
It's a very nice watch. It has a chronograph design that is non functional The date/calender complication seems to have bn replaced by the camera. It's a good thing it has a luminous hand. The watch also feature a 40mm tachymeter resting around the black dial (hope you know how to use it? )Generally, the watch is cool. Your girl gave you something to cherish. (hope you won't be tempted to make a sextape with it?) There is nothing as sexy a wristwatch gift .I pray next time shed get you something like a Hublot big bang, Citizen Eco-drive and Michael Koors. Let me not go far with the reviews. Happy belated birthday bro. 2 Likes |
| Poems For Review › Re: Who Says To Love by timpaker(m): 6:09pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Erm.... now this is something I would wanna learn - love poems Nice one Tops! Just try and punctuate it appropriately.  |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 World Cup (0 - 1) On 11th June 2015 by timpaker(m): 8:56am On Jun 11, 2015 |
These boiz should up dia game na. They can't even keep the ball with em for few second without losing possession. We need a win in this match abeg |
| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday, Texanomaly by timpaker(m): 6:44am On Jun 10, 2015 |
harlos:But I don't have a talent  All I can do is lift a meat from a cooking pot without feeling the heat of the fire and also talk for hours non stop... is that a talent? 1 Like |
| Poems For Review › Re: Colours Of Truth - A Book Of My Versed Thoughts by timpaker(m): 6:24am On Jun 10, 2015 |
This is a prose bro. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday, Texanomaly by timpaker(m): 6:20am On Jun 10, 2015 |
basille:Happy birthday bro. I also wish you many more fruitful years ahead. Cheers! 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday, Texanomaly by timpaker(m): 12:12am On Jun 10, 2015 |
**clears throat** Okay I suck in singing... Happy birthday to a great Nairalander, a pen pal, a great poet, and a great teacher. Words can't describe how well you've impacted us with your captivating words and poems (me inclusive). I pray one day you'd be kind enough to give me your pen as an autograph. I wish you many more fruitful and blissful years ahead. Have a great celebration! (usually when I say this, it actually means you should gimmie the gps coordinates for my cake) PS: the above is meant to be sang I'm sorry it is coming a bit late.... like Oga Larry said... it is better late than never And why are most poets born in June? #Junites |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido To Graduate From Babcock In 24 Hours (see Him In His Graduation Gown) by timpaker(m): 2:42pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
softnipples:He is launching the album today. Abi today no be 6th June, 2015? |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Proposes To Girlfriend After Sex.. by timpaker(m): 8:29am On Jun 06, 2015 |
Na which style the girl give am so? Walahi, the girl must be very good in bed |
| Literature › Re: The Kiss From A Fish (a Must Read Short Story) - By Eesy by timpaker(m): 11:45pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
Hheehheheheh. Nice piece. |
| NYSC › Re: Embarrasing: See What A Corper Posted On Facebook by timpaker(m): 11:29pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
There are too many girls in that orientation camp Please which state and batch can i find em chicks....? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Laykorn by timpaker(m): 9:05am On Jun 03, 2015 |
LarrySun: Public holiday? Heheheheheheheheheheh So we'd party all day right? Haba Larry! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Laykorn by timpaker(m): 8:59am On Jun 03, 2015 |
Happy Birthday to my man Lake, a very great poet! Wishing you many more fruitful years ahead. Erm...remember my cake oooooo. Punctured face - Dimple-glittering smile; Eruption of laughter... Ovation at an apex On applause we danced... A celebration of joy. **drops pen**heads to a wine shop**sits and sips a glass of Johnny Walker's Blues Label** |
| Gaming › Re: Play Station Gaming Competition by timpaker(m): 6:29pm On May 31, 2015 |
I'm seriously in. I don't mind porting from Abj to Lag for dis cash. But wait ooooo. Which of the PS, 2, 3 or 4? I would like to play with a pro |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Caged Bird Sings by timpaker(m): 6:36pm On May 30, 2015 |
Really? I once read Laurence's poem on a facebook page and I didn't understand it. Though I remember seeing the statement about the caged birds but it just didn't make meaning to me. But when I read late Maya's own piece... I feel in love with the piece. Your poem is also a good reminiscent. I love it like my left hand |
| Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 5:37pm On May 30, 2015 |
Tomorrow Dark smoke fading sky; Running with the moon and stars Tomorrow is near |
| Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 5:33pm On May 30, 2015 |
Recall Eclipse Romance in the sky Helios and Selene Mating an eclipse |
). I've not seen Continuum, Ravenwood and Revolution, but I totally agree with the others. 
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