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Politics › Re: A Forensic Analysis Of The Orubebe's Drama by timpaker(m): 12:33pm On May 15, 2015

Another Orubebe thread? undecided

Politics › Re: Photo: Oshiomhole Weds Fortes by timpaker(m): 12:09pm On May 15, 2015

***Reading...The bestseller "How to snatch a beautiful babe" by ITbomb***

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Romance › Re: I Don't Drink, I Don't Smoke, I Think Am A Wife Material by timpaker(m): 12:06pm On May 15, 2015

laykorn:

Stay by the sidelines, sir, and watch.

Very soon, it - the completed puzzle - will be out; probably in verse, and you will be told to GRAB A COPY. Lol

Romance › Re: I Don't Drink, I Don't Smoke, I Think Am A Wife Material by timpaker(m): 11:54am On May 15, 2015

laykorn:
With this, sir, we have almost, now, an outright, completely solved puzzle.

Hehehehehehe... You don start again?
Keeping trying but I warn inform you that you're in no way near it.

Romance › Re: I Don't Drink, I Don't Smoke, I Think Am A Wife Material by timpaker(m): 11:36am On May 15, 2015

Bn a teetotaller doesn't guarantee such.
However, I'm more interested in the "cooking" part.

Nairaland General › Re: Which Of These Annoying Moments Have You Had? by timpaker(m): 10:34pm On May 14, 2015

That annoying moment when you are on a very long cue at an ATM and when it got to your turn, you then discover that you left your ATM card in your wallet at home

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Politics › Re: Enugu APC Rejects Jim Nwobodo, Nnaji’s Defection Bids by timpaker(m): 4:56pm On May 14, 2015

modath:
What we assume we KNOW and the TRUTH may not necessarily be the same thing

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/rent-court-evicts-nwobodo-from-abuja-home/

I said that cuz he was once a neighbour to us back then. It is just unbelievable! #mybad

Politics › Re: Enugu APC Rejects Jim Nwobodo, Nnaji’s Defection Bids by timpaker(m): 4:12pm On May 14, 2015

modath:
Jim Nwobodo just got evicted from his rented abuja mansion while owing over 11m, I don't blame him, he gats to go where belle face.

I do hope the folks crying betrayal& hypocrisy would do well to remember he is the main protagonist in the "How much did Nwobodo stole" speech that is part of what got them all up in arms & stoked the embers of rage and resentment for the incoming govt.

Our politicians are a different breed, take up their cause at your own peril!!!

The same Jim Nwobodo who owns a mansion in Minister's hill, Maitama, Abuja?

Please learn to say what you know.

Health › Re: Senate Passes Anti-tobacco Bill, Culprits Could Get Up To 6 Months Jail Term by timpaker(m): 3:11pm On May 14, 2015

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Delivery Service available.

I need that suya bad now... can you deliver it tomorrow evening... I'll send you the location later.

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Culture › Re: Sacrilege In My Village Where Man Lure His Brother And Wife For Cleansing....... by timpaker(m): 3:08pm On May 14, 2015

Mbano? Noted!

**Scribbling on my jotter>>>Red flag** huh

Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by timpaker(m): 12:41pm On May 14, 2015

An0nimus:
True. Recently finished it and didn't feel it like TWOK until the end when they clashed with the Voidbringers. Might have to go back and re read from that chapter sef. The fight between Kal and Szeth was super cool.

There are a few things I still didn't get like when Renarin went to help Adolin in the duel. I thought pattern was behind the screeching voice as he was sent to distract the other duelist facing Ren.

I don't get the very end too. Let me not do too much spoilers for you

I feel the book 3 would be better now that Kaladin has other radiant team mates and the Voidbringers are back. Who exactly is Wit please?

someone kindly recommend another good fantasy book for me. hopefully it should have an epub format. na to find time read am remain lol

Timpaker you have any recommendation on Investing? something a newbie can flow with. Thanks in advance.

Try reading "The Colossal Failure of Common Sense: The Inside Story of the Collapse LEHMAN BROTHERS" by McDonald G. Lawrence
or "How Rich People Think" by Steven Sieboid

And if you need to get frightened a bit........ try reading "The Graveyard Book"

Health › Re: From Fertilized Egg To Baby (video) by timpaker(m): 9:06am On May 14, 2015

Scary......

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 4:16pm On May 13, 2015

GIRLS

I see beneath the fashion worries,
Buried in the colourful mask of beauty,
As they look so crazily and perceptibly vain,
Slinking and poising on a 6'inch heels,
Uncomfortably comfortable...
I just scream "girls!!!"
cheesy

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Forum Games › Re: Happy Birthday Obinoscopy by timpaker(m): 2:36pm On May 13, 2015

Happy Birthday Obi

Christianity Etc › Re: Photos: Nigerian Man Spotted Praying On His Knees In An Airplane by timpaker(m): 7:16am On May 13, 2015

Chilling in a first class and still praying?

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Literature › Re: A Toast Of Empty Cans - A Short Story by timpaker(m): 6:44pm On May 12, 2015

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 3:56pm On May 12, 2015

texanomaly:
Have you read any of my poetry? Many have explicit subject matter. You just may not notice it at first, or even till you think about it later.

Yeah i have read some. 'Startender' is one of the many I somehow memorized and could picture...

Health › Re: Genital Shaving: Must We Shave Private Parts? "Glamekizzle" Must Read!!! by timpaker(m): 2:05pm On May 12, 2015

I don't shave

Celebrities › Re: Task For The Day; Build Your Ideal Partner?? by timpaker(m): 1:54pm On May 12, 2015

1. Smart $1
2. Loyal $2
3. Sense of style $2

With these she can 'pin' me.

Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by timpaker(m): 11:49am On May 12, 2015

ojeota:
I have heard about this book. It sounds interesting to read. Please can I get the softcopy from you.
Thanks in advance.
This is my mail; ojeefe@Yahoo.com

Done!

Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by timpaker(m): 1:32am On May 11, 2015

cherriex:
Wow,I read it,and it was interestin,still looking to get my own
Copy,its really an eye opener,the US still control the world esp
Third world countries.

I have the book in soft copy. The size is around 28MB. I can send it to you if you want.

Cheers!

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 1:28am On May 11, 2015

joseph1832:
The U.N. They guide every doings in this very world and still fail to do what they're meant to do. They sit and fold their hands when things such as race and tribe rear their ugly head, and most times when it leads to slaughtering of human beings.

The U.N are suppose to be the watchdog of the world yet they're in itself, weak and inadequate when it comes to securing lives and property because they sit idle and watch people get killed.
Just my thoughts once again. That is from what I can decipher from the poem.

Hi buddy,
You got it partly right. The answer is the UN.
I'm excited that you're very vast in International politics. Perhaps one day we could dabble into the issue of Gaza. I'd like to read your views on it but on the meantime, PM me with ur digits for the gift.

Cheers!

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 1:17am On May 11, 2015*

texanomaly:
Hmmm...it might be time to find a new picture and hobby.

You draw some very explicit pictures.

Heheheheheh. Please find that picture and paint beautiful poetry with it... I'm curious to see the outcome.

Explicit? And I was thinking of writing the part 2, I.e. d aftermath or the thought of the actress prior to when her picture was taken.

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Have Boyfriend by timpaker(m): 10:56pm On May 08, 2015

Snitch!!!

Phones › Re: Something Massive Is Coming Soon On Jumia by timpaker(m): 10:41pm On May 08, 2015

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 10:11pm On May 08, 2015*

Ese Sir! Bawo ni na?

OMA4U:
Great analysis. Well done, sir.

I love the diction used in this poem. I doff my hat, Sir Timpaker.

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 9:49pm On May 08, 2015*

[b]The P0rnst*r Portrait

On my polished wall,
She gracefully stare.

Wanting to taint my pleasure,
and muck my flare.

Uneasy, I flatter
Here and there.

While I crave
Her careless care.

Under the covers
You imaginatively lay,

In my head,
Your prowess held me sway.

I'm making a movie
With you in play.

This is not dream
Nor a fallacious fay

The precept of play:
"A not to be freed slave"

Hedonistically snared,
My freedom i freely gave

Gag me with your lips
If i rave.

And punish me gravely
When I misbehave.

Make a coward
Off my bravery.

Like a seductive dominatrix,
Slink me to slavery.

Pluck out the lights,
For the day to gently tarry

Flirt with my mind; and
Forgive my debauchery.

For night after nights,
More moribund rounds

Ruffling of sheets,
As my 'bone' pound

When I scream,
For that pleasure I found

Passion in frigidity?
Silence is a sound.

You've purloined
My scintilla of scruples.

With your eyes
Faintly blue as purple.

Yet I lavish you with kisses,
It increases everyday on a double.

Now your picture is scarred
By the lips and knuckle.
[/b]

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Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 3:04pm On May 08, 2015

laykorn:
The West?

Nope. You've lost your chance.

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 2:53pm On May 08, 2015

joseph1832:
Nigeria the pot South Africa the kettle. Why? Tribalism and ethnic sentiment has been going on since the time we were amalgamated, even after then, the events of the civil war and post civil war speaks volumes about how we will murder our fellow Nigerians here in cold blood and feel good about it, only for us to cry wolf when we see them being beaten and murdered abroad!.

My opinion though!.

Wow!!! You just brought out the ambiguity of the poem.
You did great though as I would rate 6/10
Bravo!

Last one.... Who is the 'chef'?
Get this right and you'll chance yourself a recharge card (highest denomination) of your choice.

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