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 Politics › Re: Nigeria Hits Back At Niger; Accuses Coalition Soldiers Of Looting, Helping BH by timpaker(m): 4:52pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
See vex!!!  What an effrontery and insult |
| Poems For Review › Re: Rudiments Of Poetry by timpaker(m): 4:06pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
BACHELOR'S PARADISE (Than-Bak) Girls on the loose, Point and choose now, You snooze, your lose. Don't love her now Save your vow 'cuz That's how love starts. Go have a drink Give a wink out, Don't think, just talk! She's fine from dark, She turns back and.... She's black as coal! The night played me, The mask she wore Beauty was stained. Party freaked guy, Knows why he bailed - Drives by with style.  |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 10:55am On Feb 11, 2015 |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 10:27am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Tovot:Please request to breastfeed the baby when next the baby sings in disturbing tunes. Can I type for ya? I am as fast as a bolt-snail. Try me!  |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:30am On Feb 10, 2015 |
Tovot:Well, It simply means "What's happening?" and " what's going on at your side (area)?" |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:17am On Feb 10, 2015 |
Tovot:Can she translate it?  |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:17am On Feb 10, 2015 |
laykorn:Yes boss... Whatsapp! Will send the digits |
| Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Receiving Lap Dance from Okey Bakassi by timpaker(m): 10:23am On Feb 10, 2015 |
Na when him break Basketmouth JT na that time play go serious, cuz wifey must retaliate.  |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 10:20am On Feb 10, 2015 |
Tovot:Hi Tovot, Whatta gwan? *speaking rasta*  How ya do pon da side? #Whatyasay  |
| Literature › Re: Gun, Bullet And Sacrifice - A Short Story by timpaker(m): 12:28pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Wow! Great job Laykorn. Interesting story. Walahi, I wish I could pen things like this. |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 2:43pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
So I can't quote someone's post again? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 2:30am On Jan 29, 2015 |
Tovot:[b] Yes ooo. I was born in Lagos, I paid a visit to my former place of residence, Mushin (my hood) and surprisingly some of my childhood friends still leave there and are all grown with thick and husky voice (one of them even they claim local rapper...lol). I decided to pass the night there (which was a mistake), I never knew I was to be sleep-invaded by a ferocious pastor. The guy made sure he chased sleep away from me as his speaker was stationed by my window while he loudly stammers in strange language (shebi na speaking in tongue na). I politely gave him a signal to please lower his voice a bit so that I can sleep (another mistake) then one of his followers roared at me (another grave mistake) my friends or my "goons" as Olamide simply put it got angry and disrupted his church service with fight and more noise. As a buttee (as they've started calling me), I can't fight, nor can I separate them (because they're now big. I use to beat them all before). "Abeg free them Suleiman make we go Sadiq house go crash" was all I could mutter. But the overwhelming shout of "Na my guy from Abj una wan carry una craze give? My guy no go sleep because of una...una know who Paker be? Omo baba junior ma ni... Wo e ma ri were lale yin olurun ma ba aye yin" (Wait a minute...na who I be abeg?)Chai! Now I can't sleep, they (my friends) can't sleep and church service has been cancelled all because I went to my former hood - Mushin. [/b] |
| Poems For Review › Re: My Collection Of Poems by timpaker(m): 3:40pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
Nice piece. I love the poem with the refrain "We are brothers". I can really picture them as real as they are. Welcome bro. Sorry for responding late ( I didn't get the mention) |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 5:02pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Okay. I visited Lagos and the heat here could turn someone into kilishi. Too many people and generator noise has made my visit here unbearable.... I now have a different view of Lagosians - they don't sleep! |
| Celebrities › Re: Muna Obiekwe Dies Of Kidney Failure by timpaker(m): 10:27pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
papawemba:See wetin Vikings series don cause you... Odin and Loki wishes you well. @ topic. RIP Muna, we will always remember you and your movies. Rest on.... |
| Celebrities › Re: Toolz,Banky W And Others At Michael Demuren Wedding In Dubai Today(Photos) by timpaker(m): 12:58am On Jan 18, 2015 |
I've not seen any pix to make me believe the wedding was in Dubai. |
| Romance › Re: My boss wants my pants by timpaker(m): 12:55am On Jan 18, 2015 |
I believes pants come in pairs. Just give him one out of it na. PS: I didn't read the story. |
| Poems For Review › Re: Rudiments Of Poetry by timpaker(m): 10:29pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Bamibor:Welcome!!! Are you ready to start? Cc: Laykorn |
| Poems For Review › Re: Irawe (dry Leaves) by timpaker(m): 9:46am On Jan 17, 2015 |
OMA4U:From my observation you wrote the first and sixth stanza(s) in verse(s), the second and fifth stanza are written in blank verse(s). Free verses aren't suppose to rhyme or follow a particular rhyming pattern bro. Some few features of Blank Verse 1. Blank verse poetry has no fixed number of lines. 2. It has a conventional meter that is used for verse drama and long narrative poems. 3. It is often used in descriptive and reflective poems and dramatic monologues — the poems in which a single character delivers his thoughts in the form of a speech. 4. Blank verse can be composed in any kind of meter, such as iambic pentameter. I hope you understand? |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by timpaker(m): 12:31am On Jan 17, 2015 |
laykorn:No P. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by timpaker(m): 12:26am On Jan 17, 2015 |
laykorn:Who would want to miss the seasonal rice and palm oil stew? Gotta hit the gym. What's up bro? How are you keeping up? |
| Poems For Review › Re: Irawe (dry Leaves) by timpaker(m): 12:24am On Jan 17, 2015 |
Nice one bro! I sure can relate with this piece. What form did you use? |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by timpaker(m): 12:20am On Jan 17, 2015 |
laykorn:What did they do? The holiday is over! |
| Nairaland General › Re: One Particular Behaviour People Complain About You? by timpaker(m): 4:53pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
That I am a talkative, a-never-serious-guy and a womanizer but they're all wrong, I'm nothing but a quiet and shy dude. #I-Think  2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Covers Blanck Magazine - Pics by timpaker(m): 8:20pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Enoquin:Okay. Come let me snap you something similar for Vogue Magazine. |
| Politics › Re: ”You Are Not Meant To Pound Yams For Me” - Jonathan To Nigerian Women by timpaker(m): 8:10pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
I think he is taking a shot at Buhari/Northerners. Or those who restrain their women from working or those who subjugate their women at home (mostly common in the far North 1 Like |
| Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by timpaker(m): 7:57pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Nice concept. #following. But please try and capture others that made it from the street too. 2 Likes |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Thought-provoking Satirical Illustrations By Pawel Kuczynski by timpaker(m): 1:07pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
I love the pix of the black slave - the gold painting of his chains .... Hmmmm.... That's deep! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 5 Real Reasons Why Nigerian Men Patronize Prostitutes by timpaker(m): 4:11pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
SO true. No wonder Redbenson owns Allen Avenue and pimps alot.  2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: P-square, Fally Ipupa & Flavour Pictured Together by timpaker(m): 11:59am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Real dudes wear Hublot @Paul |
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