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CelebritiesRe: Kcee, Harry Song And 5star Music Gang Eat Banana & Groundnut In The Streets by timpaker(m): 8:02pm On Jan 07, 2015
Hmm... I love that other guy's black 'kick' cool
Christianity EtcRe: Wonders - Jewish Men Refuse To Sit Beside Women On Plane, Delay Flight. by timpaker(m): 8:19am On Jan 01, 2015
Mortiple:
Are they not JEW MEN? so what do you expect? grin lipsrsealed

Lol @ "Jew men" grin
Christianity EtcRe: Wonders - Jewish Men Refuse To Sit Beside Women On Plane, Delay Flight. by timpaker(m): 8:16am On Jan 01, 2015
If this had happened in Nigeria I'm sure people would tag it extremism/ fanaticism and the gleeful bashing of islam would be spewed.
Poems For ReviewRe: 10 Of The People Who Contributed Enormously To The Poetry Sub-section 2014 - NPC by timpaker(m): 7:51am On Jan 01, 2015
Hmmm... If someone had told me that the Poems for Review Section would be this revamped, I swear I would have argued.

Walahi Laykorn I lack words of praises right now but I really appreciate the effort you and other poets put into our dear Section.

Happy New Year to you and all the poets that made this Section lively.... 2014 was awesome with ya'll and 2015 would be very interesting too I believe.

I'll try and give a special shout out to ya'll later. grin

Cheers!
CelebritiesRe: 'Forget Sex, Keep Your Virginity Till Marriage' - Singer Jodie Tells Nigerians by timpaker(m): 6:09pm On Dec 31, 2014
These peeps should mind their biz and stop spoiling thingz for some peeps. angry
Poems For ReviewRe: Writings Of An Optimist! by timpaker(m): 4:01pm On Dec 31, 2014
Nice poem bro. Please try and put the lines in stanza (s) so that it can enhance proper reading and also check the punctuation, e.g. In line 5 and 8 the commas shouldn't be there... Same with other lines too. But generally your piece is awesome (what's the title?). Keep it up and coming bro.
TV/MoviesRe: THE INTERVIEW by timpaker(m): 12:30am On Dec 26, 2014
The movie is hilarious... More like a mockery of the North Korean baby boy. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Section On Nairaland Do You Enjoy Most In 2014 by timpaker(m): 12:23am On Dec 26, 2014
Literature and Poems for Review...... I'm still searching for a story on the Literature section written by one hajiya like that..... The major cast are Ibrahim (one unserious lover), Faquan ( a bad tempered lover to Aisha) Aishat (a confused lover)..... I was reading it before the Nairaland data loss... Please anyone with the story should please help me with the link. Thanks.
Poems For ReviewRe: 10 Memorable Collaborated Poems By Nairaland Poets 2014 - NPC by timpaker(m): 11:34pm On Dec 25, 2014
laykorn:
I too want to PM you sir. I want to become John Keats. embarassed
Ayamlaykorn
I'm not either but its good to be yourself and have your own style. Try and study E. E. Cummings poems and see what I'm talking about.
Poems For ReviewRe: 10 Memorable Collaborated Poems By Nairaland Poets 2014 - NPC by timpaker(m): 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2014
Taylor184:
.Thanks bro..But i have something to say...I am a die hard fan of Neo-classical age and Romanticism age(poems writtem during these ages),the lessons you are giving in the class,can it make me a poet like John Dryden or John keats?
Sure it can. Just stick with the teachers there or PM me, we can work on it together. Cheers.
Poems For ReviewRe: 10 Memorable Collaborated Poems By Nairaland Poets 2014 - NPC by timpaker(m): 11:08pm On Dec 25, 2014
laykorn:
Yes brother cheesy
Poetry needs a small amount of intelligence to be appreciated or understood. From your choice of words, I can't be sure you have up to the amount needed to understand or appreciate poetry in your box of possessions.

Its not your fault sir. I feel your pain.

Re-look @ bolded
Ayamlaykorn
Good job bro! The Section is indeed proud of you.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 11:13am On Dec 25, 2014
Merry Christmas!!!
Poems For ReviewRe: Post Your Christmas Poems Here by timpaker(op):
Laykorn and Everestdebliu nice poem...... I'm sorry for sending mine late.... I lost it while posting and had to start thinking of something else to write as I couldn't recall the one I once wrote. In order not to leave the topic empty I decided to post a 'freestyle' cheesy *too much drinks I guess** Merry Christmas ya'll.
Poems For ReviewPost Your Christmas Poems Here by timpaker(op):
[b]
That Christmas

How many people
Saw it coming,
The saviour from the cold
Birth the night before morning?

A festival of felicity
For both the farandoles
And the feigned fantods
Who rocks and rolls.

Some wondered why
They were hastily slow,
And that it precipitantly came
As regretful winds blow.

Musing; last year, few valued notes
Hugged their crying pockets,
This year, it seems
Their affection finally dotes.

Another empty vault
Echoing in austerity;
The pleasure of one season,
Laughing at the loss of levity.

It's like when harmattan came
It dried up some senses.
Prepping months to months,
Who says joy has no consequences?
*************************
Sojourning ancestral visitor
Lounging in a luxurious coach
To flaunt a progressive scorecard
While debt is left stranded.

25th December is the day
Chicken loses its innocence
In the pot of the buoyant beings.
Who knows the essence?

Aromatic stew swam the senses
Of drooling tongues, visitors beat their chests
And swore that palm oil stew
Is the best!

But while on merriment,
Remember that someone has none
To make merry of, smiles seems to have erased
With the memory of merriment gone.
[/b]
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club (Launch Thread) by timpaker(m): 2:36pm On Dec 24, 2014
bjims:
unfortunately have been in the UK but will meet up with you anytime I come into town
No qualms. cool
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LiteratureRe: The Dream Crasher. by timpaker(m): 6:05pm On Dec 22, 2014
#Following cool


Abeg continue.... this is going to be interesting..

You must finally 'toast' a babe oooo
cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: 6 Memorable Poetry Collections By Nairaland Poets For 2014 - NPC by timpaker(m): 5:12pm On Dec 22, 2014
laykorn:
Your poems are awesome too.
The unique style.
You remind me of firesta.r
Ayamlaykorn

Exactly!
Poems For ReviewRe: 6 Memorable Poetry Collections By Nairaland Poets For 2014 - NPC by timpaker(m): 5:09pm On Dec 22, 2014
Great job Laykorn. grin

@tolutweety and Sigmundfreud: Thank you very much cheesy

The story is inconclusive though sad
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by timpaker(m): 9:39pm On Dec 21, 2014
EverestdeBliu:
Some other common literary devices used in poetry includes irony, puns, analogies,oxymorons, and many others. These are by no means the only literary devices that can be used in poems. In fact, when it comes to writing poetry, the sky's the limit on what you can use.
Please sir, can you give an example to some of these literary devices? Just for clarification for those who are new to poetry. Thanks
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by timpaker(m): 9:33pm On Dec 21, 2014
**Claps**
Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 9:02pm On Dec 21, 2014
joseph1832:
Easy guys, we encourage not discourage.
Heheheheheheh. Nobody is discouraging anybody oooo. This is Princesa for you. And for me, when I said "explore!!!" I want him to dig deep and come out with something horrific and bloody (with rhyme as the name of the thread demands
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Sen. Ndoma-Egba's Son Shows Off His Collection Of Watches by timpaker(m): 8:00pm On Dec 21, 2014
laykorn:
Now you're a word freak. cheesy
Awesome!
Ayamlaykorn
word freak ke? AyamTimpaker grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 7:56pm On Dec 21, 2014
princesa:
Oga, na road you miss so? Where the blood na?
I no see rhyme too. Oooo abi my glasses dey deceive me? huh @samflexxy: you can do better. Explore!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Sen. Ndoma-Egba's Son Shows Off His Collection Of Watches by timpaker(m): 7:52pm On Dec 21, 2014
laykorn:
*clears throat*
I never knew you knew watches too. cheesy
Ayamlaykorn
I use to be a watch freak. But truly, watches na fashion oooo cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Sen. Ndoma-Egba's Son Shows Off His Collection Of Watches by timpaker(m): 6:25pm On Dec 21, 2014
The dude has got some real timepiece there. Apart from the Frank Muller watch (which is priced for about 35k) all others are nothing. I'll take him more serious when he displays a Hublot (big bang ceramic titanium), AP Royal, and a fossil....and btw Rolex is cliché.
Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 6:00pm On Dec 21, 2014
It has bn long I posted here. ............ Monday please come quickly. Firestar nagode!!!
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PoliticsRe: Naira Rain As PDP Raises Billions For Jonathan. by timpaker(m): 6:06am On Dec 21, 2014
Blood of God!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: Unwanted- Safarigirl by timpaker(m): 6:49am On Dec 20, 2014
# TeamIiam cheesy
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by timpaker(m): 1:39pm On Dec 19, 2014
laykorn:
Sir Tim. Have you decided to be included in the schedule sir?
You'll choose the day/days you want to teach om and time sir.
Ayamlaykorn
Friday sounds cool. But the time what I can't guarantee.
Poems For ReviewRe: Oh Life Don't Take Me Young(a Poem) by timpaker(m): 1:18pm On Dec 19, 2014
Nice one...
But try and correct some typos

Overall, you did great...

Good day.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by timpaker(m): 1:13pm On Dec 19, 2014
joseph1832:
Noble4d and Timpaker seem be have gone on sabbatical. Anyone know why their silence speaks grammar like Patrick Obahiagbon?.


Present!!! cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by timpaker(m):
laykorn:
Yes you can sir.
We didn't include you in the schedule.
We know how busy you are sir.
Do you want to be included sir huh
Ayamlaykorn

Thank you.

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