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Education › Re: Have U Cried Because Of This Before? by timpaker(m): 11:51am On May 07, 2015

laykorn:
Chisos! I discard this piece. it can't fit anywhere into the puzzle.

heheheheehehhe.... Keep trying cheesy

Education › Re: Have U Cried Because Of This Before? by timpaker(m): 10:24pm On May 06, 2015

Back then in FGC Kwali, a junior student dropped that beans on my bedsheet just cuz I forcefully opened his Cabin Biscuit.... After soaking myself in oil at the staf qtrs and came back to the hostel...... I no need to tell una wetin happen to Farook.... The guy use him hand expel himself from that school after days of beating

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Nairaland General › Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by timpaker(m): 3:25pm On May 06, 2015

The Lexus 450 tinted glass, the Peagout 508 and the FG licence plate owners: these peeps would defy all cues and head straight to the gate using 'one way'....... and trust me, they always open the gate for them.

3 days ago, I used one of them to get my tank full .

Phones › Re: Candy Crush Thread by timpaker(m): 4:03pm On May 05, 2015

I'm stuck in level 189
That game is addictive.

Literature › Re: The Last Messiah And The Common People - A Short Story by timpaker(m): 2:08pm On May 05, 2015

laykorn:
Why the face, sir?

The brave storyteller... cool

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 2:07pm On May 05, 2015

laykorn:
Does it have something to do with APC and PDP?

Nah! South Africa and other African country

Literature › Re: The Last Messiah And The Common People - A Short Story by timpaker(m): 10:43pm On May 04, 2015

Education › Re: I Need Your Help; Career Wise. by timpaker(m): 1:16pm On May 04, 2015

Chuksemi:
When passion meets work, the chore becomes easy~unknown

I am yet to make a decision on which career part to choose. And, I feel this is taking its toll on me, I've lost interest in studies and started mixing with the wrong crowd.
First, I don't have passion for anything in particular. If I want to be a business man today and I see a successful boxer tomorrow, then I want to be a boxer too. I am that confused.
Talents, don't know if I have any except, maybe, Public speaking and good communication skills. (At times, talents can translate to hobbies, so IMO, I think you should try and develop it and apply it in your field/discipline) I am very successful academically too.
I am very interested in being rich and very successful. I want to be great but I don't know which career path to choose.(To me being rich depends on how well you maximize your time, your opportunity and activity; and bn great also depends on the service you render and the impact you have on humanity cuz great men are known by their works. Your greatness can start from what you do in your school, place of worship, social activities et al).
I am currently studying a business course in a Nigerian university. I need your advice on which career path to choose or how to choose one and stick with it. (From what you've writing so far, I think you have passion for business, however i'd advise that you should try and apply your 'talents' in your academics and also think of a service you can render or improve in the contemporary society. With my little opinion i think i've bn able to help.) Thank you.

Celebrities › Re: TOTAL MADNESS: Female Reporter Goes N*KED Broadcasting News On Cristiano Ronaldo by timpaker(m): 11:52am On May 04, 2015

**Dusting my international passport***

Politics › Re: Major Oil Importers And Fuel Subsidy Recipients(the Cabal) by timpaker(m): 11:45am On May 04, 2015

Unbelievable!!!

Even Pinnacle? angry

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Health › Re: Lamentations Of A Glasses/contact Lens User by timpaker(m): 11:20am On May 04, 2015

laykorn:
Hehe. Somehow, the glasses was part of the imagined image. You remember? I'm getting it complete, now.

Almost albino-ish in colour. Wears glasses.

Hehehhehehe.

Heheheheheeheh. My guy I'm not a puzzle ooooo. You're just bn hierophantic.

Poems For Review › Re: The Baby Poem by timpaker(m): 11:15am On May 04, 2015

laykorn:
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A woman bathed in the colours
To paint the sky in bits of valour.
Or to live through New York
Hearkening to the call of 'harlot"

I like this.... Good job Lake!

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 11:12am On May 04, 2015

OMA4U:
The poem is socko!!! I love it. Thanks for sharing, sir.

Thanks bro.
Okay, a quick guess.....who is the 'Pot' and who is the 'Kettle'? grin

Health › Re: Lamentations Of A Glasses/contact Lens User by timpaker(m): 9:15pm On May 03, 2015

Heheheheheheh. Your number 5 though.... I get that a lot... What I often do is that whenever I enter a hood I simply pull off my glasses and change my step.....It usually help me whenever I go to Lagos.

Literature › Re: Untimely, Unlucked by timpaker(m): 2:52pm On Apr 30, 2015

#Following....#Hooked cheesy

Culture › Re: Imo State Mandatory Bride Prize List by timpaker(m): 2:32pm On Apr 30, 2015

yibobasher2:
Put that worst list here or keep quiet

We all know people from east of Niger are hungry and sell their loved ones for money.

Guy, we dey quarrel?
You are only limited to what you know. Have you done your research to ascertain if they're the highest in Nigeria? NO!!! ( I presume).

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Culture › Re: Imo State Mandatory Bride Prize List by timpaker(m): 2:27pm On Apr 30, 2015

And with about 100k - 150k... one can settle the whole items on the list.

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Culture › Re: Imo State Mandatory Bride Prize List by timpaker(m): 2:24pm On Apr 30, 2015

I see nothing wrong with the 'List' cuz I've seen worst (from another Region)

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Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op): 2:09pm On Apr 30, 2015*

THE POT AND THE KETTLE (rhyme)

White in, black out, two friends of fire
Sits on a worn out rack
Both excreting droplets when excited and admired
On the embers of a sparkling black rock so dark....

***
Each drabbling and sweltering in a furnace-friendly pose,
Broiling and boiling under hellish guide,
As water and stew fumble through the chef's nose
Hungry war chided off its recipes with pride.

****

When a thick smoke swam the kitchen eyes -
The Kettle accuses pot of stretching the fire,
A flummoxed chef writhe in acerbic cries
As tea drown its meal in a battles of desire;
The white ashes also smolders the black rock,
Precluding the bubbling meal from getting done
By suspending guest as they drool on its spoon and fork,
A delay that made the colourful ingredients separate one by one.

Mirroring the xenophobic activity in S.A.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Lists 10 Challenges Waiting For Him by timpaker(m): 3:11pm On Apr 29, 2015

CAPITAL excuses cheesy

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Politics › Re: Kebbi Assembly Members Impeach Speaker And Deputy Speaker by timpaker(m): 5:03pm On Apr 28, 2015

olaxco2f:
When will GEJ sack Comptroller General of Customs nah!

That guy don old for dia ooo. Someone that has retired but is still working from his retired portfolio for many months running into years now.

I like the guy sha. He does his job well.

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Poems For Review › Re: St Valentine. by timpaker(m): 11:28am On Apr 27, 2015

Laykorn,

I must confess that while reading your poem i was forced to laugh at some point.
You're good man. Walahi!!!
Cheers.

OMA4U:
Yeah, it's great. I have been so scarced on NL. Tight schedule and besides the 'owners' of my phone have taken it, leaving me with one small phone like that.

What's up? How's your program? Let's chat. Catch y' there.

Nice line... hehehehheeh

Crime › Re: Hunter Kills Wife After Catching Her Having Sex With Friend In Osun State by timpaker(m): 4:42pm On Apr 22, 2015

Crap! Ever heard of party?

Poems For Review › Re: Quest: Corporate Robot by timpaker(m): 4:41pm On Apr 22, 2015

Nice poem. I feel like that during week days.

Gush! I wish working days could just be limited to just tuesdays and thursdays.

Crime › Re: Xenophobia: Gang Leader Of Xenophobia Promised To Execute More Foreigners (video by timpaker(m): 4:39pm On Apr 21, 2015

Some people are walking dead walahi.
Is that dude okay? He doesn't know what he is talking about. Banza!

Politics › Re: April 11 Elections: APC Consolidates Position As Ruling Party by timpaker(m): 11:43am On Apr 12, 2015

IYANGBALI:
see your mouth

Politics › Re: April 11 Elections: APC Consolidates Position As Ruling Party by timpaker(m): 11:36am On Apr 12, 2015

Gen. Bello please do something ooooo. Kebbi can't go to APC na.

Literature › Re: The Super Writer, Princesa, Is A Year Older Today by timpaker(m): 8:40am On Mar 29, 2015

Happy Birthday Hajiya. May your days continue to be blissful. Abeg convert my okpa to cake dah Allah.

Literature › Re: Happy Birthday To A Great Moderator and writer, Humbledbygrace by timpaker(m): 8:33am On Mar 29, 2015

Happy Birthday Madam.... Wishing you many more fruitful years ahead.

Christianity Etc › Re: Mind Control Drugs Used By Ritualist And Robbers.. by timpaker(m): 7:15pm On Mar 26, 2015

Hmmmm.... Herbalist and their antics

Nairaland General › Re: The Banana Experiment by timpaker(m): 4:15pm On Mar 25, 2015

Nice lesson bro.
I guess the whole thing was built on 'mentality'

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