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 Crime › Re: Pictures Of Nigerians Doing Silly Things For Money by timpaker(m): 5:37am On Sep 21, 2013 |
Huh? WTF!  |
| Phones › Re: BBM On Android And Related Issues by timpaker(m): 5:32am On Sep 21, 2013*. Modified: 6:11am On Sep 21, 2013 |
I thought we all hated BB, why all these excitements over an app we've all criticised in the past? So we were all lying those times we said "what is it your BBM can do that my WhatsApp can't?" Na wa oooo. I'm counting down too. 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: SAD NEWS!!! Check-out The World’s Most Tragic Wedding. by timpaker(m): 1:51am On Sep 21, 2013 |
WTF!  Huh? Love please open thy eyes. ..someone gotta stare into it someday |
| Phones › Re: BBM For Androids To Be Available On Google Playstore As From September 21st by timpaker(m): 10:18pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
Countdown... Few hours to go... |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Complaints Thread by timpaker(m): 7:39pm On Sep 20, 2013*. Modified: 10:14pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
Chairman six (6) months is too much na. Whoever set this rule need to revisit it. I think 2 -3 months is appropriate. Ps: I understand the degree of offence but please for the sake of his fans give it another thought. Thank you |
| Phones › Re: [team_beandroid__ics[4.0.4]__my Touch 4g by timpaker(m): 4:37pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
merujeffrey: click to download https://www.dropbox.com/s/j4bbru26qc3zzih/BEANDROID%20V1.zip?m I guess this stuff is for those tecno N3 et al peeps whose Os version isn't up to 4.0 (dem wan enjoy BBM for android heheheheheheh) The Sammies don't need this stuff. |
| Car Talk › Re: Do You Drive Auto Transmission With One Foot Or Both? by timpaker(m): 4:28pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
I tried using both foot but got rammed at the back cuz I over-pressed the brake with my left foot. Since then I just dey behave myself with my one leg driving. Its confusing using both legs. I give kudos to those ambidextrous peeps. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Brazilian Man Buries His Bentley To Use In Afterlife by timpaker(m): 4:12pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
Is that not my neighbour's ride that was stolen last month. check the plate number... it carries the Nigerian flag  1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Security Flaws Discovered In Apple's iOS7 Barely 24hrs After Launch by timpaker(m): 1:42pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
I knew it!  |
| Celebrities › Re: Governor Suswam Serves As Cook's Bestman by timpaker(m): 1:07pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
now that's some humble shiiit  2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Shooting At Abuja Legislative Quarters, 4 Dead, More Injured by timpaker(m): 9:33am On Sep 20, 2013 |
musiwa1a: interesting. by the time boko haram blowup there, then they will see the satellite pictures by force.can you provide us with one of those your satellite pictures? Our security system is becoming something else |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Street Kid Who Grew Into A 'snake Man' (pictures) by timpaker(m): 7:36am On Sep 20, 2013 |
seedord247: Are you the gurlfrnd type gay or you are the shooter. Can't someone think out loud again? I aint gay nicca! I only made an observation read it or ignore it. Free me!!! |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Street Kid Who Grew Into A 'snake Man' (pictures) by timpaker(m): 7:30am On Sep 20, 2013 |
seedord247: what type of Gay are you? Straight as 6 O' clock 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Street Kid Who Grew Into A 'snake Man' (pictures) by timpaker(m): 7:15am On Sep 20, 2013 |
Can they give themselves 'head'? |
| Health › Re: Kpomo Sellers Arrested In Sapele For Using Embalming Fluid To Fatten Kpomo by timpaker(m): 3:57pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
so i don chop something like this before? ***okada, abeg take me go see dokita sharp sharp***  3 Likes |
| Phones › Re: ..... by timpaker(m): 11:32pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Finally, the wait is over! I know its cuz of BBM for android that is making you wanna upgrade. No hope. Just get a sammy! #TeamSamsung 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Ajax: UCL (4 - 0) On 18th September 2013 by timpaker(m): 8:57pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
I swear with my boxers, Messi uses juju! |
| Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by timpaker(m): 3:39pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
"us"? Dude, like seriously? |
| Health › Re: The Dirtiest Things You Touch Every Day by timpaker(m): 2:31pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
My boss hands.... he scratches his balls every second and shake hands with me for a job well done. At times i don't wanna shake him but if i don't i get the dreaded hug 13 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Secrets Of the gods by timpaker(m): 3:49pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
Bravo!!! |
| Family › Re: Monstrous Mothers Who Killed Their Own Children by timpaker(m): 1:17pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
Motherfvckers!!! That's what they are. |
| Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by timpaker(m): 12:32pm On Sep 17, 2013*. Modified: 5:55pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
I'm very much interested. #noTime |
| Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by timpaker(m): 11:18pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
I'm very much interested (not cuz of the recharge card) cuz I think I have a talent I need to unmask especially in story writing. If work permit, I might meet up with the deadline |
| Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by timpaker(m): 12:03pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
I just started "How Rich People think" by Steve Siebold and i'm in page 55 ("Middle class believes you have to have money to make money... World class believe in using other people's money"  The book make sense die! |
| Romance › Re: Say No To Premerital Sex by timpaker(m): 8:41am On Sep 16, 2013 |
I disagree and PLEASE don't ask me why Thank you. |
| Education › Re: Photos From A Nairalander's Convocation by timpaker(m): 8:58am On Sep 14, 2013 |
Many congratulations to you. Welcome to the real world of endless possibilities |
| Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by timpaker(m): 8:54am On Sep 14, 2013 |
Shugamania: Just like Harry Potter and Lord of the rings, The book is a whole lot better than the movie. Harry Potter books are voluminous. Any book that exceeds 380pages is a turn-off for me. #noTime |
| Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by timpaker(m): 8:18am On Sep 14, 2013 |
melissaray: I am currently reading The last stand by Stephen King page 137. Nice book. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Baby Elephant Cries For Five Hours After Mother Tried To Kill Him by timpaker(m): 4:25pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
I guess the animal kingdom too has 'ogbanje' Poor thang PS: I've agreed to give that baby elephant a scholarship 30 Likes |
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