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When will these two dudes unite? It is apparent that you two have something in common but are scared to admit it. you need to meet and harsh things out, a boxing match would be nice.lol

Beaf: ^
You came here telling lies and have been shown up, so you have started writing long love letters about Aregbesola's phallus.

I had just joined NL when I made that anti-Ibori post. Aint you ashamed? Dirty liar, I'm sure your people would have preferred a lizard or wall gecko the moment you popped out of the womb with your malformed mind. Please allow me cry for the unfortunate family that had to bear such great misfortune:

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alj harem: ^^^^^^^^

LOL typical beaf when he has nothing to say

Look Beaf, the truth is bitter but must be said. I am not intelligent and I never said I was but one thing is certain. After you mess up your state, you run to other states that YOU claim are corrupt ? Is that not da.ft. I know you as a very intelligent person but it seems like you have sold you gift for some coins or even worse BIGOTRY.

In this thread I would not trade words with you but would like you and others like you to give COMMON SENSE a chance to show cast itself.

How much does Kano get compare to a typical Niger-delta state may be 4-6 times less right ? apart from other benefits the Niger-delta gets but which state is better ? Well it speaks for itself don't it not ?

ak47mann: is a big problem,but dont worry in my generation things will not be the same

but seriously, why do all of them always want to be buried in naija despite having almost all their investment abroad?
can't they be buried in one of those fancy and popular cemetery where they have top political grave and tomb? eg. getting buried alongside JFK, Lady Diana et al

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Na God go punish those so-called Northern leaders that said they are not gaining anything from Nigeria

How about the link below;

http://www.punchng.com/opinion/deprivation-and-derivation-principles-why-the-north-is-poor-i/

these northern so-called elders are becoming too power-desperate.
let them just shut the F. UP!!!

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Our dear country is only good for corpses!!!.

When they steal,they keep in Switzerland.When sick,they go to Germany or Israel.When investing,they go to the states.When buying a castle,they go to London.When shopping,they go to Dubai.When on holidays,they go to Bahamas.When educating their siblings,they choose Europe.When praying,they go to Saudi or Vatican or Jerusallem.But when they die,they all want to be buried in 9ja.Our dear country is only good for corpses!!!.

Make this BH boiz no try dat dia banger reach my side ooo... or else....?

olaheavy: @kayci whatever, why is it that you Igbo cannibals are damned irritating? You know you're hated by all and sundry the world over! What I'm saying is that, not onlyin Nigeria, Igbo human eaters are despised worldwide. What gave you the audacity to present that ugly, baloon-cheeked cannibal, Ngozi Iya Aje, for even the position of a dog catcher? You Igbo cannibals always arrogate unnecessary influences unto yourselves. That was how you cried foul and nearly had a stroke when they awarded Prof. Wole Soyinka the much-coveted Nobel Laurel. You wrote numerous letters and even sent emissaries to question the Award's decision making members in Oslo, Norwaywhy they never deemed it fit to dash your stupid Chinua Achebe an award. And you've continued to pressure the prestigious body ever since Soyinka's 1986 win. In the same vein, you "igbotic" losers went protested to the Howard University's Senate why the best and most prestigious Black university in the world would include only Yoruba in their curriculum. The same manner you exposed your cannibalistic behavior to the folks at Google when they started the Yoruba Google. And recently when the Wikipedia founder announced that Yoruba is the most sought-after language on Wikipedia of all the African languages you masanfaani Igbo cave-dwellers started to poo-pooh the findings. You all can't live anywhere else but in Yorubaland, yet you don't respect us. We are not your mates -- we're more and better than you in all ramificatipns. You Iack good morals: your culture stinks and is abominable. Compare your mode of dressing in the whole of the Eastern Nigeria with the Yoruba's. It's an eyesore, mother&fatherfuckers! Go away! We're tired of your parasitic tendencies - leave our Yorubaland alone. Leave now!

@seun, can you see how fast and easily nemesis catches up with people? The Igbos have now turned against you, their unsolicited defender, who was ever ready to pacify the Igbo cannibals at the expense of any Yoruba - no matter what. You even adopted their Yinminrin name.

Guy, Sharrap! Stop seeking for unnecessary attention. Bloody illiterate!! go suck your Di.ck if that will give you the pleasure you desire. Must you tribalize everything that happen in Nigeria? Speaking as if we've got a better candidate aside her to contest the position.


Mind you dumm.y, I'm from the South west too.

well, at last Ibori will be going on a vacation in a neatly furnished luxurious self contain room in the UK Prison Resort, where home is far away from home!

scopusng: Breaking news: Ibori Gets 13 Years In Prison

Wow!!! the scu.mbag got only 13years?
should i clap for the judge?

Harbioollah: wats d use of my CGPA wen pple like him are still walking free..of wat use is it 2 av a 1st class n still b jobless wen pple like him squander d money meant 2 create job

i pray his trial is d genesis,others will follow soon

my guy no use that one as excuse ooo. go read ur books oo or attend lectures o. u go see d news later

i'm sure some naija babalawo go don dey consult dia oracle to change Ibori fate...
dem fit cause make confusion for dia.
well, just saying. don't want nollywood to act this out before it plays out

nna mehn, suspense go kill persin here ooooooooooooooooooo. make the judge hurry na. my drink don dey finish o

scopusng: The judge dey waste time. Abi e wan do ojoro ni?

guy do quick announce the judgement na. abi no be u be the judge again...

seriously, I'm waiting with a glass of juice...

I pray he don't just get a 5years jail term, i want it to be extended to like 8years to 10years so that before he gets out of jail,his children would have finished squandering the remains of the loot.

Tupac was an inspirational poet. i love his song called ''tattoo tears'' the lyrics are well embedded with poetry.

''hide the closet thought, the war is fought as casualties..
I live my life to fo.rking mo', exposing tragically...
How can we find some peace and niggaz still aint get a piece
i know i'm probably hell bound but we got to eat...''

''forgive my adversaries, they don't understand what we go through
to become a man, we sheddin' tattoo tears''

Beaf: How come the man still has supporters? Some people have no shame.

no blame them.. they are only playing the card for their own share of the stolen public fund

scopusng: http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/ibori-sentencing-live-updates



1123 (Day 1): The Prosecutor is going through a reading of all the crimes Ibori has committed since 1991, both in Nigeria and in the UK. "He is a common thief," she says.

1111 (Day 1): James Ibori, wearing a black suit and a gold watch has just been brought into the court. He smiles and makes a friendly gesture towards his family members.

1058 (Day 1): Sentencing to take two days. The Metropolitan Police clear the crowd of Ibori supporters from the court entrance.

1032 (Day 1): The crowd is harassing an official of the Nigerian High Commission just outside the court.

1018 (Day 1): Large crowd of Ibori supporters gathered outside the court. Reporters are having a difficult time gaining access.

Ibori and his followers are pathetic. who told them that flashing of gold wrist watches and harassing an official of the High Commission would ease their case from what it is already? dumb flamboyant crook!

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this one happened to my friend in the Uni

One sunday morning, I and 3 of my friends woke up and decided not to go to church with un-ironed cloth, the excuse got us gisting, then suddenly we got a knock from the door. 6 police officers came and said that our attention was needed at the station for answers to few questions- we obliged.
when we got there there, they asked us to say our names which we did, to our greatest surprise, they asked us to go and held one of our friend he was the youngest of us all.
In there, they charged him for rape and robbery and told us to go home, we refused. Then they threatened to lock us up and frame us too for the same alleged crime, we got scared and went home, moments later we called his parents to inform them of the situation,they arrived a day after. The police told them that a year 2 girl reported to them that he (my friend) raped and robbed her on saturday eve, in a party (which non of us attended and still find strange till today) and they told the parent that the case has been moved to court, that they should go get their son a lawyer..

like play like play... my friend was spending almost a month in the cell awaiting trail...and despite our frequent visit and plea to the police and providing evidence of where we were on Saturday night, they played dumb and continued to torture my friend in the cell (with glaring scars on his body), in fact there was a day we visited and we couldn't recognize him again (that was also our last visit), he looks so suicidal! he kept on asking us if we know the girl or can remember any face from the description the police gave - we don't know.

2months later he was transferred to Enugu prison, still awaiting trial. One Saturday, while we were outside washing and discussing the way forward (i.e following up with NANS and SUG), a police/prison van parked by our gate, we saw him with only boxer's short sitting on the floor while the police were busy drinking OGOGORO at a kiosk. one of us summoned the courage and walked to him to ask how far, he told us they (the police) were here for investigation (drinking OGOGORO?). To me, I felt they came to disgrace him, and that they did well! His news traveled throughout the school.

6months later, we traveled to Lagos to get the situation report from his parents. The parents have spent almost all there cash in pursuing the case (we did some little donations to them too), few day later a date was scheduled for his hearing in court. We got there and was sitting, gazing at every corner in search of the GIRL that accused him (which he himself doesn't know), we're delayed in court because of 2 men who were dragging for a tree in a piece of land and the case was adjourned to another 2month.

to cut the story short, my friend spent 9months in cell awaiting trial for a crime he (we) know nothing about missing a session in school... till a seminarian lawyer (that's what they called him) heard of his case and became interested in seeking justice for him, as luck would have it, another date was scheduled and a Judge presiding over the case discharged and acquinted him on the ground of no substantial evidence and absence of witness......IMAGINE THAT AFTER 9MONTHS IN JAIL!

the policeman that tortured him was sacked and arrested with the help of the ''seminarian lawyer''

my friend is free again, though he didn't graduate with us, he graduated a year after us... and for the girl, we still don't know her and my friend said he has forgiven the girl (in the prison), but i and others haven't.. such a cruel world!!! Naija POLICE WELDONE!

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Also with which of the phones did you connect the asphalt 6 you connected to the TV.

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Although the Microsoft office app suite 2 update released yesterday is not yet available via SW update (for Nigeria I think). Guess I will have to download it online.

yeah, i just updated mine this morning..
It looks cool on my E7

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apocalypse: Girls trying to change me and antagonizing what I do or like.
Like -
why do you play draft , it's meant for drunkards.
Which kain music you dey listen to sef ( I love new age , rock , ethnic and a little metal )
You no be baby why you dey watch all this baby baby and small children play ( refering to cartoons )

I also don't like girls who ask for favors early in a relationship nor girls who form fake accent.

that's exactly what i'm facing now. my babe hates cartoons which i love very well,
BTW: when i hate is when she tells me she doesn't like some of my friends (maybe dia level over-pass her own)
lastly, forcing me to eat onion which i hate with everything in me.

bigboyk: I don't give a phuck about a h.oe. They are always on my d.i.c.k because of my cash. I don't trust bi.tches because I phuck friends one after the other. Am a player and my game is trunk tight. To phuck a punny, all a n.igger does is to snap his fingers and the h.oes come sucking on my d.i.c.k. #whistling and humming a rap beat, biaaaaaaatch!#

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Mine was in 2005 (during my undergraduate days), i went to visit one of my babe's in Unizik in Awka, when the bus i boarded dropped me off at a nearby police station, when i disembarked i looked around and decided to cross over to the other side of the road to take a bike to my destination, a policeman followed me, then approached and dragged me by my trouser calling me a cultist and a robber telling his colleagues that i wanna attack their police station. I tried to explain to the dumb jer.k but he was deaf. and when the people around who knew me tried to explain to him, he accused them for been an accomplice. like play like play... I spent the weekend there till one Calabar policeman came to my rescue. since then the NPF disgust me!

4bobo: very soon, they will introduce another glass that will x-ray cloths purely and make everyone naked and all those bobby and john thomos you are boasting of will become open to the world. He he he!

there is already an apps for that dude, just google it.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE IT EXISTS! (don't ask me for the name of the apps, its classified)