₦airaland Forum

That God dey fixed it at least i can now enjoy the power supply back in my hood...
it'll be a bad thing to go back to darkness after almost a year of (almost) steady power supply , even as i'm already accustomed with Light in my hood.
last weekend was heck!

[quote author=Missy_B]I wouldn't know, I got the photos online. But there's this Nigerian lady who is very creative and good too, she's the brain behind the first 2 cakes I posted, she could make something like that for you. Here's her contact - (08030765181/08075025449)Liz Akan.


https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1229/1480229671_5f27e8d250.jpg

[img]http://essencecakes.com/gallery/d/5778-2/Ladies+Shoe+Cake+2.JPG[/img]

https://www.kidsbirthdaycake-s.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Chocolate-shoe-cake.jpg [/quote]@poster.
creative concept! mouth watering cakes. hope she's got a branch in Abuja?

Rhymez: I will never forget the treasure hunt promo that I spent up to N2000 texting nonsense thing. They will ask u to text "WIN" to go for d draw and they will charge N100 per text. The next thing they will send to u is text "GO" to win. I text up till 20 times and nothing. Thieves.

Unfortunately, Etisalat has joined the scamming promo, they are always disturbing my phone with 'Win 3500 point to join the GOLDEN club' text.
BTW, One need to summon courage and sue dis MTN exploiters called service provider.
as for the poster. sorry! but send me your number so that i can transfer 50 bucks to you.

hmmmm.....Nairaland....'helped'?
BRB let me go check my dairy for any achievement,

SANCTO: 1.Electricity supply improved tremendously,
2. corrupt officials exposed ( altho no penalty for now)
3. workers' salaries paid earliest on the 20th of Every month.

for where?
I've never been paid at that time (even after his statement on the issue), Some people January salary just entered last two weeks while they still await the alert for February Salary...
as for me, i intend selling off their laptop if i don't get my stipend soon..

[quote author=Missy_B]https://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cake07.jpg[/quote]how do i get the shoe cake for my son?

[quote author=js_pac]That guy no well,and somebody called this true love.TUFIAKWA![/quote]how come the 'bobbi still dey busty after 5years ? no wonder d man dey sleep with d smelly thing. smh!
Oloshi!!!

Honestly, this is alarming. i just received my January salary last week, February salary is not forthcoming and we are approaching the end of march. WTH is wrong with the Federal Government and the Accountant General of the Federation?

Honestly, the site is fast becoming boring with this new look...
I now scroll, read few comments/posts and i get tired wishing i've got a microscope or night vision glasses to continue.
as for me, i no go let Nairaland give me eye problem, abeg (i'm too young for that)!!!!

Nigerians and drug peddling activities in diaspora... na wa o. shame no dey catch us?
boiz wan hammer by any means.

sold

sold

yeah right, haffi buffdaii
so how do members get there cake?
Seun any special party for us and you are suppose to give members gift cuz we're the Nairalanders or abi no  be so? (IMO)  

Hope he brought enough cocaine that will last him during his stay here (or else he'd fall sick within 7hrs of his stay here?
cuz naija crack na dust!
me aint no crack dealer. #justsaying

sexysunnyb:
i dreamt 2face is winning it next year

LMAO!
I sense a malaria symptoms. please go check your doctor. (just kidding)
i think Asa might get nominated for Grammy cuz her style of music is different from other contemporaries.

Jerros213:
Currently listening to that "Free Mandela" song by our popular reggae artiste "Majek Fashek",I[b] in actual fact remember nigerian schools abruptly closed up all schools and activities therein that day he(Nelson Mandela)got out of prison,and the whole of Nigeria rejoiced[/b].How,just how can SA not reciprocate this brotherhood-spirit towards Nigeria.And you know my naija people,I don't blame SA,I blame the leaders of our Land, Nigeria, ahhhh, Nigeria!!It will take God.

on the above: my grandfather would always lament on how the FG deducted N1 from his salary to host Mandela when he visited Nigeria, sequel to that, he was glad and held the SA in high esteem, I wonder how he would feel now about them when he hears this news.

Permit me to add these to my list:
1. Dodo
2. Power rangers (i was compelled to learn gymnastic when i saw it)
3. Tom and Jerry (it helped me bully some over ajebo kids in my school then)
4. Superman (i stopped viewing it when i attempted to fly by tying wrapper around my neck and jumped out of our balcony, na God save me)

and the list goes on,

to me it is:
1. Tom and Jerry
2. Voltron (the defender of the universe)
3. Donald the Duke (and his three naughty cousins)

Oops! did i forget to mention my role model then, Johnny Bravo! the self acclaimed sexy dude.

chucky234:
What a funny thread,come to think of it how can a sane human compare crapy Nokia to any BB phone.
With amazing internet accessibility,10 email addresses all push to your home screen,simultaneously chatting on yahoo messenger,google talk,MSN,whatsapp,FB chat and BBM,20,000 free apps on BB app world,easy copy and paste of texts,software update and many more.
Nokia has failed to meet with present day techs and cannot measure up with Apple,HTC,RIM,LG (whose android phones are doing great in the market), their venture into windows phones was a failure with the released of Lumina 700 and 800 which were not able to measure up to the poorest windows phone made by HTC,they are short of ideas and should continue making average phones for primary school children in Nigeria.

Chairman, you are wrong!
I use a Nokia E7 (not E71) and it does have cut, copy and paste, it even has the ability to extract links, pop ups from site. The Nokia smartphone rocks better than BB any day and any time. can your ''almighty BB'' make a skype video call? Nope! yet they claim it's a social networking phone. abeg make we hear word joor!
i challange you to name 5 features a BB can perform (aside BB ping) that a Nokia smartphone cannot do, and i'd also tell you 10 things a Nokia smartphone can do that your BB cannot dare!

na wa o. so na like this OBJ be out of AGBADA, see as he be like bricklayer, i think say money dey make persin to almost fine, so na lie!

D'banj no get BB, abi him no dey twitter? so him no see all those funny post for him fone? even don jazzy know wetin dey happen upon say na d same place dem dey. dat guy must be high on unrefined c.rack!

D'banj no get BB, abi him no dey twitter? so him no see all those funny post for him fone? even don jazzy know wetin dey happen upon say na d same place dem dey. dat guy must be high on unrefined c.rack!

for God sake! how can someone disarm a bomb with a metal detector?
how dumb can a policeman be?

I just finished seeing this video and I can'y but wonder how sensible can the Nigerian Police be?
it is so pathetic, I believe he must have been coerced into doing what he did.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MAGkrDgL1w

disflowering her today