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must the waste plant, 37 storey building and other huge project be built in Abuja, what happun to other states of the federation?
they should try and develop other state because Abuja is not Nigeria but the whole of others states put together.
tomorrow they would say Abuja is overpopulated,

she's got 'lakpa lakpa' on her head, is it that she doesn't wash her head or what?
well she's one of my favorites.
she can go bald for all i care but that hips,burst and curves can get one confused just staring at her.
go MJ go!!!

Posted by: sulad82i
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Quote from: timpaker on Today at 03:03:03 PM
EmptyN get sense o.
why didn't they include UK (london) as part of the international numbers to be added on friends and family list? they simply know most Nigerians have more friends and relatives in the UK than USA & Canada.
MTN, what a wise dumb a.s.s!!!!

because it cost more to call UK mobile than the US and Canada. It makes more sense for their biz

@sulad82i
dats not true. are they not both 'international' (countries)?
all charges on international calls are suppose to be fixed irrespective of the country.o

MTN! MTN!! MTN!!!  abeg add UK (London) as part of the country wey i go fit call under family and friends, this America and Canada thing no make sense for me ooo,
na beg i beg o!

EmptyN get sense o.
why didn't they include UK (london) as part of the international numbers to be added on friends and family list? they simply know most Nigerians have more friends and relatives in the UK than USA & Canada.
MTN, what a wise dumb a.s.s!!!!

From my hood in abuja, majority of us can't register as the DDC machines are miserably slow registering on 20 per day. we were told to come by 1am in the morning to register if we were in a hurry.
imagine that!
me leave my hamarttan bed that early for an ordinary registeration?

me too.

dakore you are lucky to hook such a guy's love.
jheez! see the hummer limo.
mehn my wedding must be like this ooo (i'm gonna increase my hustle), my lady here i come,

most crapberry users bought it under some influence by friends while others got theres simply because its classy.
a friend of mine (BB user) once told me the essence of her buying a bb was that each time she post anything on facebook that what trips her more is that the crapberry logo appears at the post. she uses a crapberry curve, a phone that's not even up to the cost of my former almighty N97 or any other nokia smartphones.lol

how do i hack my phone?

i use a nokia 5230 smartphone and it does all what crapberry does plus more.
this bb thing is just overhyped.
nokia smartphones has lots and lots of applications that will keep you busy all day.
finally, crapberry users are stingy (don't ask me how), besides this pinging thing is limited to bb users even if it means you've two bb friend users, that means you're stuck with them in pinging, isn't that boring?

why would someone like atiku embarass himself in such way, he knew he had no chance of winning, yet he went ahead and contested.
obj warned him against it but i guess he wanted to prove to him that he's got some loyalist too. now he's got everyone laughing hard.
atiku, hope dey you can wait for the next election and even if you fail try again and again, you might be lucky and be the next naija's abraham lincon.
till then,

thanks man.
i just downloaded it but it was prompting me an expired certificate each time i run it. what do i do? please come to my aid.
still counting on your invaluable assistance.
thanks again.

hey mafia4life, i'd formally wanna thank you for the enlightenment, you've really said it all. please can u send me the crack version of microsoft office and adobe pdf reader for mobile. i use a nokia 5230 (touchscreen) smartphnone. my email add is timpaker@gmail.com and nimbuzz id is timpaker.

thanks again and in anticipation.

opportunist and a dumba ss!

where are his loyalist? i was expecting someone to come up with a bible qoutation to back oyakhilome's action. the end is near,

[quote author=black.rules link=topic=574220.msg7411020#msg7411020 date=1293366182]LMAO, laugh no go kill me 4 dis forum.[/quote]I DEY LAUGH!!! (but at least i manage to deduce his point. mehn it wasn't easy o).

i have got one kid already and one is on the way both from different mother. na only God go help me.

I'm scared of marriage. i'm just gonna stick to TUFACE's plan and get them kids and flex tight with real young babes. don't want nagging and possessive gyals around.
sowee thats my humble opinion.

i wanna get married only because my girlfriend's friend are getting married and her threat that suitors are knocking everywhere irrespective that i dont have the desired cash to do so.

she is a religous fanatic
she is a pest
and she love erootic sex.

+++thank jheez i flushed her if not, +++

nethacker:
thank u oo, tell them

if angelina jolie b nigerian,i bet say she go don run comot
y do some pple like 2 make mountain out of a mole?

tell em oo.
we watch foreign actress take up similar or rather far more obscene roles and we never complain. For God sakeif you don't wanna watch it dont buy it.

we nigerians are hypocrites, i dont know when we will grow up.
what she did was mere acting and nothing more, people tend to misconstrue an actress role in movie and her normal life outside the scene, someone said its 'unafrican' and blah blah blah. i wanna ask this,
is kissing part of our so-called tradition of culture?(but we do it in our movies)
if it were to be a man that exposed his body in.a movie, will it be 'unafrican'?(Ernest Obi did it in a movie some couple of yrs ago and nobody said anything 'African')
The lady is a professional and she did her job well so why are we making it a sing-song?
bloody hypocrites!!!

we nigerians are hypocrites, i dont know when we will grow up.
what she did was mere acting and nothing more, people tend to misconstrue an actress role in movie and her normal life outside the scene, someone said its 'unafrican' and blah blah blah. i wanna ask this,
is kissing part of our so-called tradition of culture?(but we do it in our movies)
if it were to be a man that exposed his body in.a movie, will it be 'unafrican'?(Ernest Obi did it in a movie some couple of yrs ago and nobody said anything 'African')
The lady is a professional and she did her job well so why are we making it a sing-song?
bloody hypocrites!!!

Nigeria a country that has reached its menopause age, the age of the wise, is yet to show any sign of learning from the past. We still build castles in the air, still promising what we promised 50 years back, still wanting to patch and amend, still trying to solve an identified problem with which answers we already have. So de facto, Nigeria a country crawling from birth is yet to achieve its desirable development, at menopause yet unmarried.
The question now is, is the outragous amount brought out by our leaders worth spending on just a day celebration?

DSTV Nigeria.

most times i wonder how these our leaders get such disdainful thought from, picture this, how can you claim to have all sims registered but cannot merge them with a certain identity it is just like looking in a mirror but could not see any image, thus, if i were to register three of my sim cards with three different names will there be any form of identity to show that i am who i say i am? No!
Who are they fooling? I think the first thing is to get everyone's information on a data base.
Some nairalanders said in advance countries sims are registered, yes they are registered and so are the people, do we have that in Nigeria?
No!

The incessant increace of prostitution in Abuja is spreading like wide fire at the peak of hammatan.
it has eaten deep into the city that streets/bus stops are named after it. such as "woman bokun junction in Kubwa ", Aristo street in Mpape, a satallite town at the back of maitama. others are Sharaton junction at Zone 4, Wuse II, which the politicians are the major patronizers. etc.

tpiah:
^^are you saying 70% of nigerian abuja ladies are p.rostitutes?

that answer can only be gotten from the minister of f.c.t.
   

evil666:
THE Director-Genral of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), Brigadier-General Maharazu Tsiga, has assured that the Federal Government will look into better welfare and security for corps members posted to various states of the country.

The NYSC boss, speaking with journalists after the opening ceremony of the NYSC 2010 Batch “B” pre-orientation course workshop which was held on Wednesday at Maiduguri International Hotel, Borno State, on the need for increase in corps members allowances, assured that whatever he took to the president, in terms of welfare and security, would be looked into.

“When I observed this issue of welfare particularly, I wrote a letter to Salary and Wages Commission. I wrote a letter to them and not only the letter, I recommended that corps members’ allowances should be looked at, as Grade Level 7, Step 1, which is equivalent to about N28,000 to N29,000.

“I am assuring you that by the special grace of God, as the federal workers are getting increase in their salaries and allowances, the corps members are also going to gain more than even the workers,” he said.

The state governor, Alhaji Ali Modu Sheriff, also promised to improve on the welfare of corps members posted to various councils in the state.

Governor Sheriff said during his tour of the 27 local government areas of the state, he observed that corps members were doing well in their places of assignments, adding that he saw them everywhere, rendering services to the people in their locality.

The governor, who was represented by the Secretary to the State Government, Ambassador Baba Jidda, at the workshop, said the corps members deserved the best in return for their service in the state.

Governor Sheriff said he would continue to appreciate the achievements of the scheme in the state, while he also called on the Federal Government to reposition the scheme by ensuring better remuneration or allowances for corps members.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/6627-fg-ll-ensure-better-welfare-security-for-corps-members-nysc-dg

Rubbish! just months after my passing out that is when this dude wanna implement this.

well I overheard someone saying if they increased it, they would go back to NYSC and beg to be retained as a corper since there ain't any job around.
as least it is better than nothing.

what do y'all think?

Mine are
Living in bondage
christ in me
arrested by love
betrayal
etc.

Ganjaseed:
I rather have another opinion why people keep moving from one church to another. Only few of them are actually searching for the truth, but funny enough they have the truth in their hand "The BIBLE". Bellow you will fine some points why people keep exiting and coming in to churches.

1. Looking for miracle
2. Wanna belong to the happening church (example: so many of this kind of people are CEC)
3. Not getting recognition ( they move to be recognise in the new church)
4. Looking for freedom of worship (Like deeperlife where you can not dance and sing praises to God as a happy fellow)
5. Too much of Taxation from the the pulpit ( this very point is the most irritating one of them all)
6. misunderstanding among brethren.

you've said it all.

my concern is this, why can't a pastor serve under another pastor? they are always buzy giving birth to baby churches with funny names and marketing for members to fill in the empty plastic seats. giving rise to many muchroom churches.
In my street, out of nineteen (19) houses, twelve (12) are churches no wonder they named the street church street.