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 Christianity Etc › Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by timpaker(m): 5:10pm On May 17, 2012 |
musKeeto: omg we made front page...You forgot to thank your free browsing cheat! LMAO! |
| Politics › Re: Police Inspector Accuse Custom Officers Of Stealing His N2m by timpaker(m): 4:53pm On May 14, 2012 |
Beaf: How did the policeman acquire 2m?Na wa ooo. didn't you read the story? okay let me make it short for ya. gulfer: “[s]Later, one of them went into their vehicle and brought a rope which he used in tying my neck while the rest entered into my car and ransacked it[/s]. They took the 1.9m Cefars I kept inside my pigeon hole. The money belongs to my wife who deals on oil and gas at Owode. They also took N720,000; I kept under my car seat. That money was given to me by a woman called Adora to buy a car for her in Cotonou.[/b]are u clear on the the issue now? besides, some Policemen are honest millionaires .  |
| Politics › Re: Terrorism: IGP Bans Illegal Use Of Tinted Glasses, Sirens, Others by timpaker(m): 2:50pm On May 14, 2012 |
how many times will they ban the use of sirens and tinted glasses in Nigeria? |
| Politics › Re: Insecurity: There’s Plot To Discredit My Husband — Dame Patience Jonathan by timpaker(m): 1:10pm On May 14, 2012 |
bayooooooo: Look very wellno wonder...  i'd have been disappointed if he had abandoned the guy he has always l!icked a.s.ses for some other Juggernauts ... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Insecurity: There’s Plot To Discredit My Husband — Dame Patience Jonathan by timpaker(m): 12:47pm On May 14, 2012 |
[quote author=Beaf!]Shut-up and tell your retard husband to resign if he doesnt have balls. He said he knows them why can he stop them.[/quote]Wow! i think someone is having a change of heart.... so you've joined the list of people/governors who have abandoned GEJ...  Are you no longer his supporter?  Na wa ooooo!!! |
| Politics › Re: Zamfara State Gov Abdulaziz Yari Evicted From His Abuja Home by timpaker(m): 2:34pm On May 10, 2012 |
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]^ Your 5 minutes of fame is up with me, go look for another dicck to suck. Goat![/quote]Wow!!! 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Long Did It Take U To Get A Job After Graduation by timpaker(m): 3:56pm On May 09, 2012 |
I waited for one (1) long year, i thank God I'm working with the FG. though, not in my current field of practice and expertise. but i'm grateful. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: (picture) WOMAN Gets Married To Herself by timpaker(m): 9:46am On May 09, 2012 |
I hope she wont cheat on herself? #marriagethings# |
| Phones › Re: Nokia Belle Is Here by timpaker(m): 10:03am On May 04, 2012 |
WTH! i can't seem to hack my Nokia E7 phone despite all the tricks i pulled from Norton symbian hack software. Help please.  |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Condemns Attack On Bayero University, Kano by timpaker(m): 4:01pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Timijo: Those saying that PDP is BH are not helping matter at all. Infact, they are objects of confusion. Why saying what you don't know? The looser of the 2011 election vowed to make the tenure of GEJ ungovernable and indeed he is doing what he said. But he has forgotten that God reigns and his days are numbered. If a northern man has emerged has president, there wouldn't have been any BH. What amaze me is that many christians that suppose to support GEJ and the nation with prayers have now b'com critics. This is what a hausa man will never do. You we hear them (hausas) saying "Namu ne" meaning, he is our own i.e. Our son. My complaints and yours cannot stop the act of terrorism, but God can. Let's join voice together in prayer for God to deliver this Great Nation from terrorism. Thanks.It is people like this that makes me wonder if some humans were actually born with brains. Instead of devising ways through which this menace can be curbed, you are here telling us to pray to God. how does that sound to you? intelligent? Dumbass!!!  as if God will come down from heaven and arrest the BHs.ADVICE[b][/b]: Next time you wanna speak/write, try and be objective and realistic and not just go about using God or religion as an excuse for inefficiencies. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Condemns Attack On Bayero University, Kano by timpaker(m): 3:49pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
This man (GEJ) no dey tire to condemn? Whenever things like this happens, all he does is comdemn.  well, I'm also condemning the attack. (hope it solves the problem?) |
| Education › Re: Public Schools Back In Those Days (Your Experiences) by timpaker(m): 4:20pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
Damn! i forgot to mention how i spent my break time chasing after grasshoppers and beatles in the field. mehn, it was fun! 4 Likes |
| Education › Re: Public Schools Back In Those Days (Your Experiences) by timpaker(m): 4:18pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
i attended a public school named Arc Bishop Aggey Memorial secondary school in Mushin (frm JSS 1-3), before dumping it for a well cultured school. i remember going to school with broom, cutlass, cane (kpankere) with kokoro (a long hard snack), kulikuli, tanfili, choko milo and some coins in my pocket. I almost converted to muslim cuz i attended M.S.S every friday (Reason: they close earlier than the Xtians) cuz i wanna go home and watch Tom and Jerry. till now, i can still recite the fatia and perform the ablution very well. the building was like an open space (i often pray for rain then, cuz when it falls, we would be allowed to go home, depending on the time it rained) when i got to J.S.S 3 i learnt the inter-school wars, we used to stash weapons (lebe, cutlass, broken bottle, nails, and pen knife) in our ceiling. i never joined the fight as i always take my cover in the nearby mosque. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Why Are Some Fellas Obsessed With The ILAJE People? by timpaker(m): 4:03pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
na wa o, some people don't just give up! always trying to force down their silly ideas on the gullible once. while some are just attention seekers. |
| NYSC › Re: Is Nigerian Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Worth Doing? by timpaker(m): 12:52pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
@op. NYSC is worth doing dude, I remember my camping days in Nassarawa camp, it was fun to the bone (i wish i could rewind time, but God forbid!)  I met a lot of people there(especially well connected chicks and dudes), one of them helped me redeployed to Abuja where i got a nice PPA. I never relied on their useless 'allowee' as i was well paid by my PPA (all the money went for flexing et al)  . I also learnt the way things are in Nigeria (pls don't ask me what i learnt) . it is a swift and fun experience (depending on your state of deployment) that i'd urge you to try. i believe everyone here has/had one or two memorable experience(s) during their NYSC days. same as me. Note: if everyone here have tried it and are giving their respective experiences and advises, why not try it too and one day comment on a post like this on your experiences too. |
| Politics › Re: Why Is Diezani Allison-madueke Adverts Everywhere? by timpaker(m): 10:11am On Apr 27, 2012 |
scopusng: This woman should be arrested.She has criminals eyes. LMAO! have you operated with a criminal before, to know how their eyes look? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Pep Guardiola Set To Step Down As Barcelona Manager by timpaker(m): 10:07am On Apr 27, 2012 |
odiaero: How can u say Pep is Argentine?learn to read through the words.... Jeel: The Spaniard apparently told club administrators he was mentally and physically drained after four years at Camp Nou. |
| Fashion › Re: MBGN 2012: Pictures Of All Contestants by timpaker(m): 9:42am On Apr 27, 2012 |
my favourites are Abia, Abuja and Rivers. BTW: why are they mostly south easterners? are their no beautiful girls in the north? what about my sweet fulani chicks? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Suggest A Presidential Candidate For Nigeria Come 2015. by timpaker(m): 9:25am On Apr 27, 2012 |
Abacha for President Yar'adua for vice president The north must rule... who say the above candidate can't rule from the grave? |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Blast Rocks Football Viewing Center At Tundun Wada, Jos by timpaker(m): 1:21pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
the bomber must be a Barca fan, i guess he was angry that his team lost and probably he was booed by other fan barracking Chelsea... Senseless dude! |
| TV/Movies › Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by timpaker(m): 4:27pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when some is shot through the window without the glass shattering. When every problem is been caused by someone in the village. When couples always cover themselves wih thick blanket while kpecusing. When all mother-in-law are always wicked. When a gun is fired with torn paper scattering in the air. When Aki and Pawpaw are always regarded as kids despite having to kiss an oversize chick on set. To be continued.... |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Have Delivered On Security Challenges –jonathan by timpaker(m): 5:04pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
if boko haram partner with these dudes.....cuz they have something in common, fighting the gov't |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos: Mass Burial Of Victims Of Easter Day Collapsed Church Building In Benue by timpaker(m): 5:02pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
Damn!!! May they all rest in the house of the Lord. R.I.P |
| Literature › Re: Not Sure Of Your Writing Skills? Post Here And We Can Help Each Other Improve by timpaker(m): 4:23pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
this is a poem (for ya'll to criticize THE COMA She’s trance-trapped in her own body With sealed lip yelling for help Wondering how she got to the dark side It just felt so boring in there Her spirit has been un-snugged to an unknown There she lay ‘deadless’, yes ‘deadless’! Like a witty wood in the mercies of its creator. Suddenly, she saw sparks of light with her eyes wild shut But she knew that what she thought she saw must have been a goof Or perhaps flashes from blizzards reverie imaginary Probably as a result of an overdosed procaine- Well, she prayed it remained a thought. What if it wasn’t, what if she was walked through the light? And she gave up without any brutal effort from her mired state? But the reflection of what would be of her; her fat bank account; and husband Or her kins and kindred spirits made her subconsciousness flutter with a silent sound But when a maddening sensation hits her numbness Feeling the frozen fresh breeze caressing her skin, she mused. If the claws of heaven had caught her (she wished) Or was she readied to be autopsied? She thought of how her tanned skin could be mutilated- A feast for some hungry maggots… It dawned on her, that she must break mute and squirt an SOS sound A breath, a hiss, or a moan, anything! Again, she yells, but it was squingy. She succumbed to the deafness of her mute noise And in open arms, she welcomed her ensnared delirium, a panic from a dream- As she still can’t feel anything and herself… She’s trance-trapped in her own body With sealed lip yelling for help Wondering how she got to the dark side It just felt so boring in there PS: the light walked through her. |
| Politics › Re: Abuja Court Jails Ekpendu Cyril For Impersonating Reuben Abati by timpaker(m): 3:55pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
[quote author=S@NNiE]http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/abuja-court-jails-fake-reuben-abati-dailytrust An Abuja Magistrate Court on Tuesday sentenced a 31-year-old applicant to two months imprisonment for impersonating Reuben Abati, special adviser to President GoodLuck Jonathan on Media and Publicity. Magistrate Tony Chukwuemeka Ubani convicted Ekpendu Cyril of Oyigbo in Rivers State, for contravening Section 132 of the Penal Code. Police prosecutor, Corporal Emmanuel Adikwu had earlier told the court that on April 16, one Ephraim Nzuwe of Consumer Protection Council (C.P.C), Wuse II, Abuja, reported at Maitama Police Station that the accused, sometime in March, 2012, impersonated Dr. Reuben Abati and called the C.P.C director-general on phone to assist one Ekpendu Cyril get a job in the council. He said after several enquiries by the council, it was discovered that the accused was the same person who pretended to be Dr. Reuben Abati. When the charge was read to the accused, he pleaded guilty and begged the court to have mercy on him as he engaged in such act because he couldn’t secure a job after his graduation. He told the court that his intention was not to defraud the council but to get a job so that he can earn a living. His plea drew sympathy in the court as some lawyers who introduced themselves as friends of the court, pleaded with the magistrate to temper justice with mercy. The lawyers decried the prevalent unemployment situation in the country and said it might have been the reason why the accused committed the offence. Having listened to their mitigation plea, the magistrate sentenced the accused to two months imprisonment or to pay N1,000 as fine.[/quote] I never knew the lawyers can be so reasonable and sympathetic without attaching cost to it. very soon, other dudes will start adopting this method too. (hopefully, i pray the accused was giving a job) |
| Politics › Re: Suggest A Presidential Candidate For Nigeria Come 2015. by timpaker(m): 3:39pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
Mine would be: Fashola for President Rochas for V. P |
| Politics › Re: Winners And Losers Of The Subsidy Probe by timpaker(m): 1:57pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
What a Super Story! |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Weds Linus Idahosa Today In Paris. by timpaker(m): 9:25am On Apr 23, 2012 |
Na wa o. the guy can't even have a shave of beard on his wedding... Stephanie is so damn pretty. (the guy chance me sha) Genevieve, Tonto Dikeh and et al should get hooked soon. no time! |
| Politics › Re: And Who Is That Nigerian Judge That Pronouced Ibori Innocent? by timpaker(m): 12:40pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
egift: Check him outI can Imagine the look on those pple behind his back now...I know they would be saying ''boiz are not smiling WTF! we thought it was over in 2009'' 2 Likes |
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