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Mine would be Nicole Scherzinger. I'd s.ex her like my whole life depends on it.

cook for my new girlfriend and take her to the a place where i'd format her brain with my lyrical prowess.

I'd simply invest 10million in cassava bread and become the number one supplier in ASO villa
the other 10million for my Phd abroad
then the other 10million for flexing.

if the money finishes, then kidnapping would be the next available option.


just kidding. BTW: when i get the money what i'd do with it aint anybody's business.

faozidion: Abeg help me with dis o.

faozidion: I mean to say 25958083dc

Sun02: no match found

NO MATCH FOUND (i suggest u check the number correctly)

Wallie: Don’t blame them; the car represents their most prized possession! People do the same with their fake watches.

I was once a victim of flashing watches until bigger boiz came and robbed me off it.

gone were the days when Nigerian movies had values.
now-a-days, the movies are not well planned and rated, the directors and producers are now doing movies just for it sale and not for its moral values. Imagine seeing a film where Aki N Pawpaw acts a comedy role as kids and were kissing and touching the bosoms of a woman while using lewd slangs and the movie when released would be rated PG for the public to watch.
With the threat of Ghollywood, Nigerian directors and producers decided to add a little bit of Ghanian nu.dity flavour to their movies in order to increase their sale. Recently, Ghanian movies are the most sought after on youtube and video club courtesy of their immoral promulgations

ogbeche77: I recall seeing on AIT about 5 years or so back a Pastor in
Lagos who had buried a ram’s horn and other charms under his pulpit.
When he was busted and dragged outside for a beat-down by irate
members and uninvited passersby, he claimed with utter equanimity that
the people and spirits he goes into battle with everyday comes to that battle armed with charms so he meets them headlong with his own set
of charms garnished with name of Jesus.

The above got me laughing. Its fire by fire!

agabaI23: here you go

Economics = 59; Christian Rel. = 63; Government = 59; Use of English = 54; Aggregate =235

Thanks man. you've saved my battery from dying due to frequent flashing. cheers!

i was made to believe that whenever i've got hiccups that i should put a thread or rope around my head and it'll stop instantly,
but it does work, i've seen it work on little babies

Can somebody please help me with this 25573794IJ.
it's for my younger brother...the guy go kill my battery with flashing..
Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which kind question be this?

MEND will resurface and another amnesty programme would be initiated to manage them as usual

doublecross: ok

please help me check this

timpaker: hey, please help me with this 25573794IJ
Thanks

hey, please help me with this 25573794IJ
Thanks

mine was a day when my 6months old girlfriend told me she's a month pregnant, even when i knew i've not done anything explicit ( just d usual kizzing and carezzing) with her. High blood pressure almost killed me for that long 20mins, she got me thinking 'how manage'? She just stood there face down, while deep thought envoloped me. I finally resorted to been a father after considering a name for the baby. Untill she told me it was april fool and started laughing.
I finally broke up with her for playing with my emotions 2days later.

Seun, for ur mind u don us bah?
I retrieve my comments. Mtcheeew!
Nice one though...

jmoore: why not create several themes, so that one can have options of choosing a default theme for his/her own taste

I agree with the above.
Imposing this theme on us is dictatorial, why not make a user choose its own theme, by that we can avoid all these sight demeaning site since it gonna be optional.

Seun, please can you tell me what you smoked before embarking on this vision threatening theme?
I recently changed my goggle to adapt to the former, and now this?
I just wanna believe it is part of the april fool gimmicks.

it`s a very nice idea, i`m gonna invite my friends to compete in this contest but i`m worried if the 150K would entice them.

I told someone to send me her jamb reg no and she went and sent her BB pin. What a dumb@ss!
Well, just to ease her a little, the site is down.
@op. I'd advice ya'll to check to midninght when there is less traffic on the site. Goodluck!

cynthiafred67: Kubwa/ gwarimpa we are not complaining!!!

says who?
I'm complaining bitterly here in Kubwa, for the past 3weeks the light has not been steady like before and the heat is unbearable.
I've calmly resorted to my old, rusty and forgotten generator for my source of power till PHCN come back to dia wise-fooled senses!

aieromon: 1.Update to Symbian Belle and download Live TV from Nokia Store.
2.Buy a mobile tv headset or SU-33w receiver.

I have updated to symbian belle and have downloaded the mobile tv from ovi store...
so how much is the mobile tv headset and where can i get it?

proposing while on a dying bed in the hospital with 5 minutes left to live

Heaven would have been a nice place to propose, with all the Angels waiting with their eyes and wings all at attention for her to say ''YES''..

in the club

guy if e no be Nokia E7 then no be Nokia.
Nokia E7 is the best phone ever produced by Nokia since its smartphone production.
trust me when u use it...u'll google me to thank me!

hello peeps...
can anyone help me get DStv mobile on my Nokia E7?
thanks.

uche13: Days of watching Cadbury breakfast telly, rags to riches, super ted, jumbo, Muppet babies, penguins, fraddie rock, voltron, captain
Watching scary films like witch doctor of the living dead, ultimate power (ayamatanga) ,rich also cry, no one but you, wild rose, bold and beautiful , fortunes, check-mate, behind the clouds, tales by moon light, story-land, kids praise 1-5, donughnut man, sing a-long express etc.

the highlighted:
Story land.....hmmmm... i so much love that programme...i remember how my peeps made me forget the lyrics of the song with dia gangster tune that goes like this...''story land, story land, ojo meji lo ma ku...story land, story land bring ur friends along''...

I remember the days when NTA channel 7 was d scariest station..with the likes of AYAMATANGA, AYE TOTO, and NKO BE (usually done in d night)
I remember when Abija,koledewo, Mama (Iya) rainbow, Papi luwe, and others were movie characters)
I remember the days when 7 lucky kids motivated boiz to learn acrobatics(even if it means breaking ur neck,hand or leg)
I remember the days when BALEWA sweet and KOKORO was for the cool kids,
I remember the days when I'd go to church, make an offering (voluntarily) of N1 and pick up my 50K change frm the wooden box
I remember when Fido Dido of 7UP was d best advert after Blue band
I miss d days when my xmas cloth are made on xmas day cuz of our lazy tailor
I miss the days when my canvass has red light by the sole (big BOY!!! ), when my machine gun never killed anybody during our usual actor and boss game (trust me i always play the BOSS)
I remember how important the national anthem was to my school, Oluwole Christ the King, Mushin, ( the best private school then in Ilasamaja)
I miss d good old days!!!!!

asadss: this is very nice tot

I miss d days where KITO sandals[color=#000099][/color] were for the big boiz!
the days were i was first arrested (at age 7) for flying a kite and spoiling d electricity pole at my street after bn bitten by a mad dog
I miss the days when my hair cut has a pattern by the side (TYSON)
I miss the days when clutch plates were sold at N5 by d mechanics while i get flogged for converting our hanger for ''irin'
I miss the days when i eat up my run the streets of Mushin as ''THE KING OF RUBBER BAND" (with my cliqs who i send on errands for loosing dia rubbers to me)
I miss everything now...