₦airaland Forum

My first day on campus: hmmmmm, . I was welcomed with a gun shot from some system boiz during a frat feud , two hours later, i told my parents that i don't wanna school there anymore, i was advised to stay with a relation , when i got to his lodge some misguided chairmen came and rob us off our stuff including my fresh garri and my brand new adidas sneakers

i know say God still dey punish those OLE!

An Army Major caught me bleeping his daughter in his house. that dat day was hell! i spent my Easter in a soak-away filled with,

I no fit laugh, Hitler my man, wetin Jonathan dey give you aside duel?
whoever did this deserves a thumb up .
i go rush go do my own video too

chei! these people don catch me for megaupload.com
time to device plan B as usual, because me must download free!!!
Awoof no dey run belly joor .
but i go miss the site small, more options are now available,
so STFU!

IMO, I guess they are trying to frustrate Nigerians into supporting the evil plan on removing fuel subsidy

this is a super story. it is a tale to tell at moonlight
but seriously, who is advising Jonathan, hope it is not Okonjo?
I thought GEJ said he understood the problem of Nigerians, na wa o!

i'm suprised no one mentioned nokia e7 that phone is the best ever symbiam phone. how do i explain it? just get one and u'd find out. i bought mine last month and sincerely speaking (writing) the phone makes me feel like a wizard.

oh yeah they have improved by 89% in my area (Kubwa, Abuja).
this is as a result of the contribution we made to acquire a transformer by members of our street
since the acquisition of the transformer in April this year, light has always been steady and even when they cut it off it is been restored in less than 20 minutes. 

trust Nigerians na, everybody has started buying washing machine and air-conditions to show off (me inclusive) .

the fact is that i don't bother ironing my cloths at the sight of light as i iron them whenever i feel like.

now the little children in my hood no longer shout "UP NEPA!!!" at the sight of light/power.

thank Jheez i'm among the 28.2% using the internet.

Since the EFCC is proposing such investigation, i think this will prompt church members to stop paying tithes,
who would wanna pay tithe and the next day he/she is been invited by the EFCC? No body.

EFCC wan spoil market for some pastors bah!  

@all. shebi una don vex 190 now.
@190. abeg take am easy o, e joor!

like my friend would always say, "2go amaka zi". (don't know what it means though)

I'm addicted to 2go at night and Nairaland at day time.
2go is a cool application that enable me chat with my old pals and new peeps

tlops:
what is 2go? mApp?

2go is a place where people come and go 'internetly'

i hate it when a male hair dresser tries to act sexy on my girlfriend's hair.

How do all these tribal bashing help solve or contribute to this thread or the situation on ground?
I just laugh at y'all misguided youths!

lepasharon:
No the newest slang is JoOO!

Did you see the title of the thread?
it is the most popular and the newest slang. u dig? lol

I think Nairaland Bank PLC would be the best. u deposit your bandwidth and get a free, u know the rest!

In Kubwa Abuja, we've been enjoying 19 to 21 hours of light since May and surprisingly by bill is between N685 to N830 per month. NEPA PHCN i hail ooooo

EfeEkarume:
I don't have a TV, am a deeper life person.

but u have a computer?

just reading through the hilarious posts here keeps me off petty crimes. if not for nairaland i for don kill person since

i'm bothered that my ex-girlfriend has moved on with her life and i'm yet to do same.
i'm bothered that the man that would sign my appointment letter is always travelling to God knows where.
i'm bothered that my masters programme may be stressful to combine with job, flexing et al.
lastly,that i don't know what God has for me.

Good job Adamu! i can't believe the graphic!! its so tight and impressive!!!
i'd like to be part of this project,either voicing and otherwise. i stay in Abj. contact me if you can on timpaker@gmail.com

it will be 3-1 in favour of naija

Ribadu seems cluesless about the Nigerian educational sector. (my opinion)

R.I.P Nate Dogg.
ur songs are all we have now. i'll surely miss dat voice.
pharrell, snoop dogg, warren G, xhibit, 50, Dre and others please take heart,

my first test was the most scariest day of my blissful life.
my employers demanded  for my medical fitness test/result with a threat so i and my colleagues went to a general hospital to be tested.
we were so scared of what the outcome if the result would be that my colleague smoked a packet of cigaret while i chew my nails and became so religious instantly
minutes later, two guys went in and came out with a frown, then my colleague went in and never came out so i got so impatient and ran away.
while at home my mind was heavy with worries(reminiscing) until i surmoned the courage and went back,on sighting me the doctor called me in and started laughing at me saying 'go and sin no more' and she handed a copy of my result to me, surprisenly i found myself quoting the bible.

torres move to stamford bridge is a nice move but let him forget that chelsea a club that kills top striker form, let him ask chevy, deco and others what happen to them when they arrived at the brigde (i heard drogba's jaz always catch up with such strikers who think they over shadow him in goal scoring).
I wish him a stonking stay at chelsea.
Farewel el nino!