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new maonza: l tot Keyamo was a Jehovah's witness

Talk true?!

Kanwulia: NO FIGHT FOR DELTA STATE O!
Na we get GOVERNOR 'SLUT'!

Anioma PAWA!!!!!

Urhobo. . . 8 years!
Itsekiri. . . 8 years!

ANIOMA. . . 8 YEARS!

Okurin MERIN!!!!


Time to move back to NIGERIA to CHOP!

Enyi, is it true that you are from Agbor?

BellaDonaFema: naaaah! your agbor has 2 kings (ika north east or so and ika south). i ve been to agbor a couple of times and i know a litt about the land and its people.
There's the Obi of Owa (boji boji owa/ owa oyibu) and the Dein of Agbor (agbor dein and its environs).
The Dein of agbor seems a very enlightened and decent man to me and handsome too. He is a very busy man also.

Yeah. I am only aware of the Dein of Agbor.

But I know the Agbor people to be mischievous yet peaceful people O. Have several close friends from the place. Besides I didn't see Agbor being mentioned in the article.

ketoprofen: i knw where u are going to, but old park also harbours a market.
Now, they want to demolish it for shopping malls.
Is d park for malls too?

Bro, it boils down to overriding interests that would favour the government the most.

In your own understanding, which do you think would yield the most taxes to govt? Is it Polo Mall as it stands now (with Shoprite, Game, Genesis cinema, etc) or that conglomerate of beer parlours and joints which hitherto occupied that space?

Same would apply to that Old Park area. They would lease it to the better bidder that would guarantee steady returns, in this case, another shopping mall.

It's the way I see it though.

Lilimax: So how does these statements calls off ASUU strike

Mtcheew...

Na wa O.

Burger01: 2Pac, legend of the legends. 'What you won't do.... do for love'... I learnt a lot from that.

That was my first ever track I learnt to rap from begining to the end without missing a beat.

ALAKE_OF_EGBA: Who are these ones?

I want the known bigots that will heckle any SW government morning day and night....if this has taken place there.

Those one you quoted are nonentities as far as am concerned.

Hmmm... Selective myopia, I see...

For your mind you dey ginger for fight.

tchidi: Noooooo!!

Meaning my utara n ofe onugbu woman don go?!
Why?
That woman soup na die! Ewo!! *sigh of nostalgia*

Choi! So you go there?
How come we no jam?

Try Mama Onyinye, besides Polo Mall. For a jazzifying experience.

INNO18: The dude is among GEJ's best ministers together with Stella Oduah... The rest are optimal or below average

Story.

Besides giving projections and figures, I've only known Aganga to be a stooge and marketer for Goldman Sachs. EOD.

yuzedo: [i]
My army guys wey just come back from Darfur got deployed to the north immediately, we never even order suya finish dem don dey prepare for another deployment. Not a good practice at all, you get few days off after spending months and months in very scary peace-keeping missions. See strong men with good military experience dey recount fear of Darfur and arabs; small tin for there, dem go use AK tear ur mouth.

Dude! Since when did you leave your Banabana iceland manshun to take up guerrilla warfare as a hobby?!

The little toe on my right foot hurts so badly at the moment.

horlajide: I'm really looking for one those classic Pete Edochie's proverbial line to describe this situation but none comes to mind.

You would think that they looked cute until you see them feed.

***Clears throat*** Ehh ehm...
"Since the hunter has learnt to shoot without aiming, Eneke the bird has learnt to fly without perching."

The kind of comments being posted here should give the clergy serious cause for concern. We really do live in the End Times.

PRAYER AGAINST BRIBERY AND & CORRUPTION IN NIGERIA
Father in Heaven, you always provide for all your creatures so that all may live as you have willed. You have blessed our country Nigeria with rich human and natural resources to be used to your honour and glory and for the well-being of every Nigeria.
We are deeply sorry for the wrong use of these your gifts and blessing through act of injustice, bribery and corruption, as a result of which many of our people are hungry, sick ignorant and defenseless.
You alone can heal us and our nation of this sickness.
We beg you, touch our lives and the lives of our leaders and people so that we may all realise the evil of bribery and corruption and work hard to eliminate it.
Raise up for us God fearing people and leaders who care for us and who will lead us in the paths of peace, prosperity and progress.
We ask these through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

badoist: http://telegraphng.com/2013/09/force-dismisses-policewomen-caught-tape-receiving-n100-bribe/

Somehow, I felt sad after reading the article.

yungboss: let me state how these loan stuffs work.
1.You apply for a loan of N800k...
It is processed,
2.Offer letter is signed and all future charges stated in your offer letter and the repayment schedule.
3. Management fee of 2% is stated to be taken annually based on the outstanding balance.
4. Insurance fee(depends on your place of employment) of 2%...
5.Interest (in this case,2009 year): 22% p.a.
6. tenor(in dabrake's mom's case): 36 months.
From Mathematics, the Total interest for the 3yr period was N289,022.60
excluding the one-off mgt fee take taken once every 12months based on the balance at the 12month.
These things are obvious when your Facility is booked...it's clear.
Late repayment fee (in the event of default) is 1% of the default amount
apologies to dabrake if i came too harsh...but it was due to my perception that he was mixing up things...

Chief. I am thoroughly familiar with the entire stages of credit grants, from the customer's application to draw down. Your reply to Dabrake's complaint (which appeared condescending to me), was what prompted my response.

Nice day.

yinka2011: If you want good service at good speed with personalized account officer walk into [size=24pt]UNITY BANK ---YES UNITY BANK. [/size]thats where the change is happening.

How bout NEFT transactions?

yungboss: 2% of THE OUTSTANDING BALANCE, not on the N800,000...at the time the deduction was made, the loan would have reduced from N800k.
Find out what the balance was, then do the maths...it is stated in the offer letter, on the conditions precedent to drawdown of the facility.
''Management fee: 2% annually in advance''

So it's obvious that you did not read the fellow's post (and his complaint about a N100, 000 debit) before you jumped to conclusions, described him as ignorant and assumed that Management fee was what his mum and he failed to recognize, isn't it?

I don't want to assume that you are a UBA staff.

yungboss: most of you are so ignorant...e.g YOU. Your mom should have read her offer, it was communicated in writing, 2% management fee ANNUALLY of the outstanding balance of your loan....or you guys don't read what you are given?

What's 2% of 800, 000?

nwawuweneonye: First of all, UBA head office is 57 Marina and not 54. Most times. Poor service is indiviidual thing rather than brand or the bank in itself. This may as well happen in any other bank in Nigeria. Confirmation of reference b4 account opening has nothing to do with contacting the referee. All that is done is to. Take the copy of the reference to. The bank and confirm the suitability of the referee. There's no provision made for the phn nos of d referee let alone calling. There's what is called initial acct opening balance which varies frm currency to currency, for pounds, its 70 while dollars is 100. A new acct be it Naira denominated or foreign currency is not suppose to be opened using cheque deposit alone. This is CBN regulation. Most banks by pass certain regulations but whn the chips are down, u wouldn't knw whn d CBN hammer falls on them for such by pass. From ur naarration, it is though more of knowlegde gap on the part of the officer that attented to u rather than the banks mode of operation.

Your statement that CBN prohibits opening of accounts using cheque deposits; I'd like to see a copy of that policy.

Reference: Nothing new here. Peter cleaved the ear of one of the soldiers that came to arrest Jesus. Its hard to seperate the the zeal for God and that for the institution of the church with all its traditions, rules and every other thing Christ is supposed to set us free from.

What followed thereafter? What was Christ's response?

Gombs: Looks like some Super Story/ Nollywood act

Like seriously? 12 people beating one man?
Dats 12 folks without the love of God in their heart, even if one got angry, the other 11 too got angry as well?
He was dragged on the floor?? By the 12?? are you sure he didn't go there to steal a car?

Aw many pastors are on winners chapel pulpit? Tot tis one pastor on a pulpit at a time? Abi the pulpit na 'hungry man size' type with like 5pastors standing alongside?

If he were a knowledgeable person, he won't go park where he was asked no to park, he won't wanna get mobbed (assuming 12 folks gathered round him with anger : your story funny sha), he won't say he wore a 9yr old clothe to church, no matter how special it was to you (9yr old clothes? He must be a frugal fellow , him no dey grow fat or slim? )

They even gave him cold water and juice sef (which he obviously drank- dat guy was a hungry fellow joor n, I'm sure he wanted communion bread too or expected a plate of rice/moi moi )...if I were d pastor, I'd get him born again fast

Are you a member of that church?
Your response is no different from the actions of those gangsters.

I didn't watch the match!
Totally forgot.

niggadee: [watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wCjMf2RXKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jAQtoab1Aw

Seen the video.

Having 10, 000+ posts of junk on Nairaland and being a semi-literate, under-achiever in real life.

Seun would still be the owner of Nairaland, while you massage your ego with being the Area Father/Mother of the site.
NOW THAT IS VERY SICK!

The Yellowstone Nat park pics were digitally enhanced.

lorretta u: nwannem

Chai. Nwanne ke m. Ole di way? I mere kpole?

BimiOne: Genevivian Nnajiwachukwu, we your people of Idemili north are ploud of you!

Bloody liar!
She's from Onicha Mbaise, Ezinihitte LGA, Imo state.

obi123: DAFT RANKING , WHAT ABOUT BANK WITH BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE

Why don't you create that thread?

The OP asked a specific question.

parismarc: Zenith Bank-Maitama branch,all d gals in that branch r yellow and sexy.

I kid you not. I heard that they are usually runners-up of beauty contests.

Afam4eva: The interview na die. It just flowed naturally. Rita "Nwaturuocha" Domnic speaks very well and is very intelligent. I like her even more than before. Mbaise for life.

Mbaise nwere mmadu.

bad meat: The press killed the relationship,I decree that no press including nairaland will kill ur next maga,sorry husband to be in the name zebrudaya!amen

Not funny.