₦airaland Forum

Abimloaded: You're on point man! you dnt even have to tell any girl that you wanna bang her... all u need to do is to get her in mood through kisses ...romance... (prolonged one) by this time, she must have been in the mood and ready to take the cork and forget any BB or take me to your mother ish!

in a nut shell... dnt give her a formal notice or in anyway tell her you want sex b4 u bang out her hymen(that's if she is even having)

coolsegun2002: GTB, daimond nd skye. Are the highest paying for now as regards take home at the end of the month...really all these banks pays virtually dsame...just that they have a way of adjusting the payment...for example...GTB pays 205k at the end of the month for entry level B.sc grad..(No contract staff ooooo)...but gtb dosent give give large upfront nd profit sharing....zenith pays 104k...but pays upfront nd profit sharing of amounting to up to 400k for entrylevel B.sc grad. So really all the payments are almost desame...just different renumeration pattern....

caesaraba: Keep calm, use her and do blood money. Simple!

JulianBond007: PDP Edo state chapter is giving the woman 250k. I expect APC to tripple the amount and shame PDP. Its all about the highest bidder. Let them play politics with the matter.

Okija_juju: Mr. OP



For just 25 Thousand Naira, You can send 'Ibi" to the Business manager.


PM for details..

Lorhdany: hahaha.. him just run, grab the guy, fling am kum run go back. lmao.

rocka: The guy was under the influence of Phencyclidine (PCP). My neighborhood called it 'illy or wet' back in the day. It is characterized by schizophrenia and a feeling of looking at oneself from the outside( as if you were a spectator to your own actions).
The most visible evidence of PCP abuse is aggression and 'getting naked'.

I really don't blame people that would call it meth or weed......they probably don't know better. And every strange behavior does not have to be demonic......

dayokanu: They are ganging up against my son

he is just being victimised

Swiftboy: I did not kill the thread right! The answer is Backstreetboys' 'SHOW ME THE MEANING OF BEING LONELY'

Caleboha: Greedy, myopic, inconsiderate, autocratic African Father. Snatched the opportunity to make a crucial decision for your son and unfortunately what he desires doesn't matter Mr Iheanacho Senior do you really think you know football better than your son because you're older? Or you're just being a worthless, backward fool?

ndu_chucks: This does not appear to be murder, they should release the banker ASAP! Does she have lawyers at all? More likely causes of death include Hemorrhagic Stroke or some sort of hemorrhage, possibly cerebral type. Nonesense.

astronautog: There are two little black birds sitting on d wall,
nwannem peter, nwannem paul,.fly away peter, fly
away paul,..........
Even if all of them fly mumu delsu go dey wait till dem use cartapult kill am olodo birdy

sademola: Op, for security purposes I guess readers dont need to know the actual location of the buildings. Especially when the architectural drawings are part of things in the public domain. I think the title could be edited by removing "journalist Estate"
Great job though!

ONUTOPSY: I deposited the sum of #380000 with them withing the period of 5months. The return was just #5000. When i make attempt to withdraw #370000 out the money, my gtbank end up deductin the sum #3000 for money transfer charges. And it took me a week to finalised the transaction. So, the choice is yours.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Story.

Girl Wey no send you, no send you. Ignoring her will make her thank God sef. You Wey dey talk sef, as if you don't know how guys can be a pest. You mean you later call a guy you classified as a pest?

Keep it real abeg. [/color]

And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.

prem love: I talk am say this fresh air go block my nose, road smooth like my skin fan dey blow my yansh any how and some people say jona no dey work abeg jona all the way till 2019

Goziemiguel: If I hear!!! Abeg try click like if u bliv say we no fit beat spain ,brazil ,germany or argentina .

Bandit C.:
North Rhine Westphalia is a very big region with the highest population in Germany and lots of industries. It is a perfect place for engineering students to begin their career and they have some of the most hospitable people you could meet in Germany.

The state of Hesse has lots of industries too, quite notably, the Industrie Park situated in Frankfurt (it's as big as a small village in Nigeria) and would be the dream of any body who studied Chemical Engineering since all the companies situated there are the some of the biggest Chemical Companies in the world. Think BASF, BAYER, SANOFI, CLARIANT and so on. Other than that, Frankfurt is a purely banking and Stock exchange city with gigantic banking buildings.


Berlin does not offer much in terms of industries. It is a town where politicians, secretaries and assistants thrive. Think Abuja.

Other than that, the state of Hamburg is also another huge industrial region with lots of importing and exporting going on.

Bavaria is good (don't know much about it) but I heard that the people dwelling there are some of the most unpleasant people to meet. They even look down on other Germans and have some of tbe most effed up accent you can come across in Germany. Unfortunately they have some of the best looking german girls.

Whatever you do, stay away from East Germany. They hate you and are proud of it.

PurpleHouse: YES! A village at Ovia North East precisely! Thats all i can say!

Lilimax: I check frequently especially while driving on a free road because I may be tempted to speed unknowingly.
I've never gone beyond 80km/hr; but If I'm opportuned to ride with my hubby, my eyes are fixed on it.
He has this tendency of driving btw 100-120km/h on a free road and I will always caution him...

PurpleHouse: They were slamming their cloths to woods and rocks inside the river and with such a loud voice, talking and gossiping, mentioning names of mama this; mama that. My mum was like, so i've been here walking slowly and being scared, when the river was already filled up! She put on her slippers again, walked very fast and slammed it with her feet to produce the kind of noise u get when u walk fast with a slippers, and that was what saved her life! Just as she walked out of the bush path and towards the river, everything and everyone jumped right into the river with such a rush, laughing with some witchy tone of voices, laffing at my mum!
Realizing what was happening! My mum burst into tears, fell on her Knees and begged her hearts out! "i did't know it was still late, please, i have not come to test you, i am an innocent women, please let me go, Please i mean no harm, please."
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he crawled towards the river and dipped her gallon into the river, begging, crying, pleading and regretting! All the while, she was just being laughed at from corners and under the river with some tiny, witchy voice!

Alas, the keg was filled, she walked backwards, still begging for her life and for mine back home (using me as why she needed to live). She came home finally, and it was just 2:30AM in the morning! She cried, she smiled, she laughed, she held me tight and vowed never to visit the river again whenever she was in d village for holidays, Never ever, ever again!

Gombs: And they don't know I know catholism more than most (if not all) of them do.