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Jokes Etc › Re: Wrecking Ball Remix - Nigerian Version by Tinyemeka(m): 7:43am On Dec 04, 2013
Laaaffsss. One of the most funniest vids I've ever seen on Youtube.

I almost fell for the Miley look-alike.
Career › Re: 150 Sacked At Enterprise Bank by Tinyemeka(m): 9:56pm On Dec 03, 2013
I know many people who actually enjoy their banking jobs. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wale's Nigerian family by Tinyemeka(m): 9:41pm On Dec 03, 2013
houstonia: He also has a cousin that acts in Hollywood known as Gbenga Akinnagbe. He's quite a popular. He was the fool in Pelham 123 that challenged John Travolta on the train.
That dude messed up in that movie. Script sha.
Car Talk › Re: Are You Always Conscious Of The Value Of Your Car? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:19pm On Dec 03, 2013
I stopped bothering about my car value a long time ago.

The feeling returned when I made plans about selling it and upgrading. Cos I intended to resell it at almost the purchase value. smiley

Changed my mind and decided to settle down and enjoy the car. Besides that, I thoroughly hate to see the slightest scratch; not to mention dents; on the car body.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Have To "DEMAND" For Sex?!!! by Tinyemeka(m): 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2013
Abimloaded: You're on point man! you dnt even have to tell any girl that you wanna bang her... all u need to do is to get her in mood through kisses ...romance... (prolonged one) by this time, she must have been in the mood and ready to take the cork and forget any BB or take me to your mother ish!

in a nut shell... dnt give her a formal notice or in anyway tell her you want sex b4 u bang out her hymen(that's if she is even having)
Na wa o.
Dude are you a Nazi? undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Much Does Diamond Bank Pay Graduates? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2013
coolsegun2002: GTB, daimond nd skye. Are the highest paying for now as regards take home at the end of the month...really all these banks pays virtually dsame...just that they have a way of adjusting the payment...for example...GTB pays 205k at the end of the month for entry level B.sc grad..(No contract staff ooooo)...but gtb dosent give give large upfront nd profit sharing....zenith pays 104k...but pays upfront nd profit sharing of amounting to up to 400k for entrylevel B.sc grad. So really all the payments are almost desame...just different renumeration pattern....
ZB P.S and Housing upfront once a yr.
Phones › Re: Airtel BIS To Stop Working On Non BB Devices by Tinyemeka(m): 9:00am On Dec 01, 2013
I didn't get the msg. Does it mean I am exempted?
Phones › Re: Airtel BIS To Stop Working On Non BB Devices by Tinyemeka(m): 8:55am On Dec 01, 2013
angry

Sports › Re: Odartey Lamptey Discovers 3 Children Not His by Tinyemeka(m): 2:19pm On Nov 30, 2013
caesaraba: Keep calm, use her and do blood money. Simple!
grin
I think this should be where mmuo Okija's services would be required.
Politics › Re: PDP Rescues "Go And Die" Widow by Tinyemeka(m): 2:13pm On Nov 30, 2013
JulianBond007: PDP Edo state chapter is giving the woman 250k. I expect APC to tripple the amount and shame PDP. Its all about the highest bidder. Let them play politics with the matter. grin grin
I thought when elephants fight, the grasses and trees suffer. smiley
Business › Re: Want To Sue Firstbank For Denying My Business Loan by Tinyemeka(m): 12:43pm On Nov 30, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Mr. OP



For just 25 Thousand Naira, You can send 'Ibi" to the Business manager. angry


PM for details..
[/quote]grin Onye ara
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid’s Fan Thrown-off The Stage For Trying To Hug Him At A Concert In Accra by Tinyemeka(m): 8:12pm On Nov 28, 2013
Lorhdany: hahaha.. him just run, grab the guy, fling am kum run go back. lmao.
grin
Laffs. Like say dem plan am.
Crime › Re: Ugo Iyegbu Arrested For Vandalism In Houston, US by Tinyemeka(m): 7:42pm On Nov 28, 2013
rocka: The guy was under the influence of Phencyclidine (PCP). My neighborhood called it 'illy or wet' back in the day. It is characterized by schizophrenia and a feeling of looking at oneself from the outside( as if you were a spectator to your own actions).
The most visible evidence of PCP abuse is aggression and 'getting naked'.

I really don't blame people that would call it meth or weed......they probably don't know better. And every strange behavior does not have to be demonic......
And they tend to bite savagely whenever they commence their beserk rage.
Crime › Re: Ugo Iyegbu Arrested For Vandalism In Houston, US by Tinyemeka(m): 7:41pm On Nov 28, 2013
dayokanu: They are ganging up against my son

he is just being victimised
Nna finish ya pammy. E hear?
Career › Re: Teaching Job Is Now Hot Cake In Nigeria(My Experience). by Tinyemeka(m): 7:37pm On Nov 28, 2013
OP, your grammar is atrocious. angry
I don't normally comment in this manner but given the fact that you are a teacher, it is a serious cause for concern.
Music/Radio › Re: Music Video Screen Shot Quiz by Tinyemeka(m): 6:56am On Nov 27, 2013
Swiftboy: I did not kill the thread right! The answer is Backstreetboys' 'SHOW ME THE MEANING OF BEING LONELY'
If you'd been serious about having this thread continue, you'd have posted a pic a long time ago.
Sports › Re: Manchester City To Sign Kelechi Iheanacho by Tinyemeka(m): 8:23pm On Nov 26, 2013
Caleboha: Greedy, myopic, inconsiderate, autocratic African Father. Snatched the opportunity to make a crucial decision for your son and unfortunately what he desires doesn't matterhuh Mr Iheanacho Senior do you really think you know football better than your son because you're older? Or you're just being a worthless, backward fool? angry
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Man Drowns In Lagos While Swimming To Win A Bet by Tinyemeka(m): 12:03pm On Nov 26, 2013
25 years of age and had just gained admission?
Synonymous.
Phones › Re: Airtel's Poor Data Service by Tinyemeka(m): 7:55pm On Nov 25, 2013
H+ network strength. Really fast. I exprienced some connection glitches mid-last week. But it has stopped. Browsing is now superb.

Crime › Re: Banker Arrested Over Rep’s Death by Tinyemeka(m): 7:44pm On Nov 25, 2013
[quote author=ndu_chucks]This does not appear to be murder, they should release the banker ASAP! Does she have lawyers at all? More likely causes of death include Hemorrhagic Stroke or some sort of hemorrhage, possibly cerebral type. Nonesense.[/quote]He vomitted blood.
Rupture of a haemorrhagic ulcer?
Education › Re: EBSU Withdraws From ASUU Strike - School Registrar, Mr. Sam Egwu by Tinyemeka(m): 7:29pm On Nov 25, 2013
astronautog: There are two little black birds sitting on d wall,
nwannem peter, nwannem paul,.fly away peter, fly
away paul,..........
Even if all of them fly mumu delsu go dey wait till dem use cartapult kill am olodo birdy
cheesy Nwanne gi Peter, Nwanne gi Paul... LOL
Properties › Re: Construction Work In Progress,two Detached Buildings On A Plot@journalist Estate by Tinyemeka(m): 7:23pm On Nov 25, 2013
sademola: Op, for security purposes I guess readers dont need to know the actual location of the buildings. Especially when the architectural drawings are part of things in the public domain. I think the title could be edited by removing "journalist Estate"
Great job though!
What is the security threat?
Investment › Re: Have You Invested In Firstbank Money Market Fund? Share Your Experience by Tinyemeka(m): 7:16pm On Nov 25, 2013
ONUTOPSY: I deposited the sum of #380000 with them withing the period of 5months. The return was just #5000. When i make attempt to withdraw #370000 out the money, my gtbank end up deductin the sum #3000 for money transfer charges. And it took me a week to finalised the transaction. So, the choice is yours.
How do you mean when you say the return was N5,000?
Family › Re: Terminally-ill Father Walks Unmarried Daughters Down The Aisle Before Dying by Tinyemeka(m): 5:23pm On Nov 23, 2013
Oyibo people and flowers huh
Romance › Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Tinyemeka(m): 11:10am On Nov 23, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Story.

Girl Wey no send you, no send you. Ignoring her will make her thank God sef. You Wey dey talk sef, as if you don't know how guys can be a pest. You mean you later call a guy you classified as a pest?

Keep it real abeg.
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Criticize this:
And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Commission Enugu Plant by Tinyemeka(m): 10:43am On Nov 23, 2013
prem love: I talk am say this fresh air go block my nose, road smooth like my skin fan dey blow my yansh any how and some people say jona no dey work abeg jona all the way till 2019
Sorry. Zenith Bank PLC. Not GEJ. smiley
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Commission Enugu Plant by Tinyemeka(m): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2013
Been using the dispenser at the office for the past 8 months. White Horse as far as I can remember has been assembling since last year.

Crime › Re: Fake Wine Brewer Arrested In Imo by Tinyemeka(m): 10:10am On Nov 23, 2013
EXported to Lagos, PH and Kano.
LOL. And you'll have people posing with bottles of the red stuff: "Chilling with my Jack Daniels, fresh from the UK." When the thing was distilled, bottled and packaged at Njaba!

Owerre nushiri mmi daa.
Sports › Re: Do You See Nigeria Winning The World Cup? by Tinyemeka(m): 1:31pm On Nov 17, 2013
Goziemiguel: If I hear!!! Abeg try click like if u bliv say we no fit beat spain ,brazil ,germany or argentina .
Same way someone said: "other rappers be like Naija. Dem no dey reach final."
What then happened?
Travel › Re: Nigerian Students In Germany..how Do You Survive?? by Tinyemeka(m):
[quote author=Bandit C.]North Rhine Westphalia is a very big region with the highest population in Germany and lots of industries. It is a perfect place for engineering students to begin their career and they have some of the most hospitable people you could meet in Germany.

The state of Hesse has lots of industries too, quite notably, the Industrie Park situated in Frankfurt (it's as big as a small village in Nigeria) and would be the dream of any body who studied Chemical Engineering since all the companies situated there are the some of the biggest Chemical Companies in the world. Think BASF, BAYER, SANOFI, CLARIANT and so on. Other than that, Frankfurt is a purely banking and Stock exchange city with gigantic banking buildings.


Berlin does not offer much in terms of industries. It is a town where politicians, secretaries and assistants thrive. Think Abuja.

Other than that, the state of Hamburg is also another huge industrial region with lots of importing and exporting going on.

Bavaria is good (don't know much about it) but I heard that the people dwelling there are some of the most unpleasant people to meet. They even look down on other Germans and have some of tbe most effed up accent you can come across in Germany. Unfortunately they have some of the best looking german girls.

Whatever you do, stay away from East Germany. They hate you and are proud of it.[/quote]Hi ya. You've listed states with emphasis on engineering and tech. What about other industries like banking, accounting, finance houses, e.t.c. Don't such industries thrive in Germany?

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