₦airaland Forum

Afam4eva: How many pastors of today will agree to touch a man with glaring disease on his body. Our perfume wearing pastors will rather distribute handkerchiefs and anointing oil.

Ushers wouldn't let the man dare come close.

Vivly: That Jegede girl is damn pretty. Black is beautiful jare

Big bobby, big beauty.

Dudes be like "This is not my portion. Want to see Coscharis advert". While others are placing their orders and doubling their initial investments through hire-purchase deals.

This is when you can identify those who do not really know the actual price of the Keke.

oluwacjay: Bro unemployment is a bad tin. I used to tink like u untill I got a bank job we're I work 24/7. Sometimes, I'm too weak to wake on monday after workin on sunday. I wonder why I wld work sunday to sunday & weda mgt is cool wit it. If had known dose yrs I was unemployed I wld hav used it 2 do smetin even if its a small biz venture. Howeva d bank has provided jobs 4 pple wit nothin, but dnt be 2 comfy wit it. because I wrk sunday 2 sunday, my life is restricted 2 d office & even wen ders a biz opportunity, u jst find out dat its pple tryin 2 dupe u cos dey knw u dnt hav d time 2 research on d biz. God dey it will get better 4 me & oda bankers wokin 7 days a week.

What do you do when you work Sundays? Infotech? ATM?

What would happen when he grows up and engages in coit.us? Would he be able to experience the same sensations?

I fear for his life.

I thought that show was still at auditions stage.

exxell: [b]Thank You Jesus.... Nairalanders, I keep on saying it: PETER OBI IS DESPERATE TO RETAIN POWER BECAUSE HE IS A CROOK. PLEASE LETS STOP ALL THESE PARTY ISSUES AND STUFFS. APGA MY FOOT; PARTY NDI IGBO MY FOOT! . MIND YOU, AM A CORE ANAMBRARIAN FROM AWKA; OKPUNO PRECISELY. WHEN NGIGE WAS IN PDP AS A GOVERNOR, HE PERFORMED WONDERS! AS A SENATOR IN ACN, HE SHOWED THAT HE IS EQUAL TO NONE.... ONLY LIARS WILL SPREAD PROPAGANDA THAT HE DID NOT WORK. UNDER HIM AS THE SENATE CHAIRMAN ON ENERGY OR SOMETHING, MOST PARTS OF ANAMBRA ESPECIALLY ONITSHA, AWKA AND NNEWI HAS BEEN EXPERIENCING ALMOST 16-18 HOURS OF ELECTRICITY PER DAY. I KNOW LIARS WILL COME AND REBUFF ME BUT ONLY GOD WILL BEAR ME WITNESS. CHECK OUT ALL THE ROADS THIS MAN DID E.G ONITSHA TO ENUGU THROUGH NSUGBE.... THAT ROAD CAN WITHSTAND ATOMIC BOMB ... BUT PETER PHUCKTARD ADAOBI IS JUST THE OPPOSITE OF THIS MAN. He deceived us with the Catholic church and the Holy Rosary.... You will see fools coming to tell me that this man is already self made before becoming governor! And so what? Does that mean he wont steal again? APGA has failed Ndigbos.... They lack any meaningful ideology or agenda. Till tomorrow, NGIGE's three years will be better than Peter Obis 8 years. Reason: Obi has no meaningful achievement in terms of development, infrastructure, health sector, sports sector, energy sector etc. Under Peter Obi, the Anambra State water board died a disastrous death. Its so painful peeps. Please Anambrarians, even if you hate Ngige, vote him because even if he fails us or even if he is pretending, he at least knows what is on ground. He has clues. Peter Obi is trying to bring godfatherism politics back to Anambra . But we are going to resist him. [size=16pt]Willie Obiano is clueless... he doesnt know anything concerning politics. He is just another Jonathan waiting to happen[/size] . Anambra state is a street state... It needs a street man to govern it... Whether you doubt it or not. [size=16pt]The reason am pleading with Anambrarians to vote Ngige is because Ngige is A lion and Willie Obiano is a sheep. A flock of sheep being led by a lion will always defeat a pack of lions being led by a sheep. This is because the lion leading the sheeps has the capacity to turn all the sheeps into lions while the sheep leading the lions has the capacity to turn all the lions into sheeps[/size]... ANAMBRARIANS, FORGET ABOUT PARTY POLITICS. VOTE PERSONALITY. STOP ALL THESE YORUBA OR HAUSA PARTY OF A THING.... Let us secure our future. I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR THE CRITICS OF NGIGE. IF NGIGE IS AS BAD AS THE PROPAGANDA SCOUNDRELS PAINT HIM, WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE MUCH POPULARITY MORE THAN ALL OTHER CANDIDATES? WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT OF PETER OBI SHIVER AT HIS NAME? A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. VOTE NGIGE, VOTE LIGHT! VOTE OBIANO, VOTE DARKNESS. [/b]

Forget long winding speeches.
Chris Ngige has been Anambra's best governor in my own opinion. His short stint was filled with so much developmental activities. Unlike Peter Obi who prefers talking.

Ngige is more or less like Sullivan Chime. Less talk, more action.

egift: When last did any of you see or hear anything about Clara Chime? Just state any event, programme or announcements. I pity her. This should be a lesson to all the Naija babes

She attends Blessed Sacrament Parish, Ind Layout Enugu.

god_of_music: He should continue with Chocolate City na
Choc Boy is his brand and that's what we the fans know him for, but come to think of it. . . Why are these guys running out from Choc City What is wrong

#TeamGOM

Maybe they've been behaving like Kennis Music.

Kairoseki77: Stella Oduah has brought shame to our nation. She has stolen from every Nigerian. She has no remorse, has never apologized, and refuses to return the money she ate.
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Which is why you keep getting confused.

What did she steal?

slimghost: Nice one! Let the hawks leave the woman alone!!!

Not hawks. Vultures and rats.

Okija_juju: FALSE



Customary law marriage being an institution which create status, must be strictly proved in judicial proceedings

To establish that a valid customary law marriage was contracted, evidence must first be led as to the customary law of marriage of the locality concerned and the essentials of such marriage. In addition compliance with those essentials must be proved by satisfactory evidence The best evidence is that of persons who witnessed or took part in the marriage ceremonies. Quashie - Idun Ag. J. (as he then was) stated the law succinctly thus in Lawal v Younan.

They called some of the women who have told the court that they and others were married to the deceased person in accordance with Native Custom. I do not think that this form is. the proper rrjethod of proving Native Customary Marriage. Either the person who gave away the woman in marriage or a person who witnessed the ceremony or was sent to ask for the hand of the woman should be called to give evidence in proof of the marriage. I do not think that it is sufficient to call only the alleged husband or wife to testify as to the marriage, neither do I think that an administrator or a person claiming a benefit in the estate is alone competent to give that evidence.

This rule does not make the parties to the marriage or persons interested in it incompetent to testify as to the fact of the marriage but deals rather with the insufficiency of the evidence of such witnesses. Consequently, the Supreme Court held in Agongo v Aseleke and others that the uncontradicted evidence of a party to a marriage was sufficient to establish the marriage. The rule as discussed in Lawal v Ibunan, therefore, applies only where the evidence is challenged, in which case there is need for additional evidence to prove the marriage.

The requirement of strict proof of customary law marriage arises from the fact that no ready and reliable record of customary law marriages are kept to which a court called upon to determine the existence of such marriage may rely upon. Unlike statutory marriages, no compulsory and reliable system of registration exists.

Bia, I thought you were supposed to be an engineer?

Chuksphil2go: WHY DO THEY HATE US SO MUCH?
Is it our fault that We are domineering, Fearless,
Outspoken and courageous?
Is it our fault that We unanimously embraced one religion?
Is it our fault that we send our young girls to sch instead of giving them out as brides?
Is it our fault that we are blessed with handsome and beautiful elegant men and women?
Is it our fault that We refused to mutilate our good looking faces with tribal marks?
Is it our fault that We decided to invest our 20pounds wisely instead of using it to buy white Arabian brocades or using it to dance Owambe at every night clubs around.
Is it our fault that we are the region with lowest poverty rate and highest literacy level after having denied political positions for over 40years?
Is it our fault that We refused to be comfortable with poverty?
Is it our fault that We live a big life outside our region or is it our fault that they've decided to: be our gate men, polish our shoes, cut our nails and hawk herbal medicines around our streets?
Is it our fault that We are realists who prefer to be entrepreneurs instead of carrying files looking for non existing white cola jobs?
Is it our fault that We practice true democracy, instead of receiving decrees and order from dictators otherwise known as monarchs.
Is it our fault that We see and exploit opportunities which they fail to see?
They said we disgrace the nation, but thank God we've not been involved in any act of terrorism either in UK or in any American Airline.
They said, we are illiterate traders, but NYSC record credits Imo and Abia as producing highest number of graduates in recent years.
They said they are the learned ones, but NUC record as at 2010 records Imo to have the highest number of Professors in Nigeria. While Anambra is the third after Ondo(2nd).
They said they feed us, thank God for Ebonyi farmers who always prove them wrong
They said we promote tribalism, but how come we are seen at every nook and cranny of Nigeria mixing and interacting with our fellow compatriots?
They said we are troublesome but how come there are no shootings and bombings in our region?
They said we are greedy and corrupt I begin to wonder if Abacha, Farouk, Etteh, Ibori, Bankole et al are Igbos?
They said we traffic drugs, it makes me wonder again if
Actress,
Taiwo Akinwande A.K.A Wunmi Yetunde, Fuji guitarist Fatoke Abiodun and the rest caught trafficking drugs are Igbos?
They said we are the problem they have in this country, then how come they suddenly get uncomfortable at the hearing of "Biafra Independence"?
They said no Igbo man will rule this country, why then are they still at this level of development with all the periods they've been in power?
They said we are dubious and fraudsters, then how come Osun and Ogun state still top the list in number of 'yahoo-yahoo boys'?
An igbo proverb says: Nwata kpakaria ibe ya na nku, asi n'okpara ya n'ajò ohia (if a child picks more firewood more than his peers, his peers will accuse him of trespassing into the evil forest).
Hatred and jealousy has never done anyone any good. Let's embrace the spirit of ONE NIGERIA.
Stephen Kalu.

Kwo ya ozo!

Dewze: What is a 'rectum' cable wire? I am trying not to imagine what it is.

Thought likewise too.

Pardon me. What the bleep did she mean by bleep?

Dhortunn: Igbo Kwenu!!! Any way is a way...the first of it's kind *smh*

the Deputy Comptroller incharge of the prison, Mustapha Attah

Capital MuMu.

Ediss: My Nigeria passport . Don't u try viewing my profile ok?

Badt guy.

Elueme: Enugu Portharcourt was a shame of a nation but the road is in a very top shape as a trunk A road.

Please say what you know. The road has deteriorated back to the atrocious state it was in, prior December last year. Especially at the Okigwe-Umuahia axis. I used it this past weekend and had to work on my car suspension eventually.
I don't know for the stretch between Umuahia-PHC, but Okigwe-Umuahia is terrible! Wish I took pics.

martin92: Can it wash away my sins ?
Can it open my eyes clearly so dat i can be able 2 see God ?
Can it guarantee dat i wil never fall sick again ?
Is it beta than the body and blood of christ ?

If it passed dis test, i dont mind buying it

So you want to buy God's grace with money?

vicoloni: Related post: first to comment things. I dedicate this achievement to all those owing me money both home and abroad. Thank you.

See ya big head like money lender.

royale442: Like if u pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

But you have to be an expert else it'll splash on your leg.

At the Road Block show which held December last year in Enugu, Tuface performed with his live band without any pre-recorded music.

lilslick: D man haff tried biko..
Imagine 3 international awards in 4yrs.. Dah shows he aint sleeping atol

Defunct Intercontinental Bank and Oceanic Bank PLC also received awards from The Banker Magazine. What does that tell you?

TONYE001: Hotel Eda Oba

This part of my story is called Togo 101.2.

A phase of silence passed as she allowed me to make a decision. If only she knew that the only decision I was making was to figure out how to run out of the office without harming my pride. I cleared my throat as I shifted in my sit.

“So sir, about the negotiations for a discount?” She tried to lead me into the conversation.

“Ahmm…” I was looking for the right words “- ahmm, you know-“ I cleared my throat again “- I would have to get back to you please. I need to make some consultations. Can I have your card please?” I demanded as I managed to give out a smile.

I grew up to discover that there is nothing really there to just being upfront albeit in a matured honourable manner o.
You were misinformed. Simple. And that misinformation had formed the basis of your decision for a two-month stay, which you were now re-considering, in light of the new information.

Love your narrative though. Very descriptive and engaging.

bishopoliver: what is it with left-handed people and brilliance sef?? Barack Obama, Albert Einstein, Babatunde Fashola, Rafeal Nadal are ALL left-handed...

Congrats...kiddo!!! Proud of you!

South-pawed individuals always tend to display above-average intelligence. It's a fact.

dd_jay: guy talk tru,u ar using bis on android, 6gb is 8k,

http://africa.airtel.com/wps/wcm/connect/africarevamp/Nigeria/Home/personal/Internet/TariffPlans/General_Data+_Activation_Codes/

Bought it for 3k. It would be a very insignificant thing to lie about. I'm currently on my second renewal.

dani1luv: The 20-year-old woman, named Cheng, was later arrested on suspicion of common assault, while the victim, 23-year-old Chui, was taken to the hospital

The dude was hospitalized eventually. Na hammer she use slap am?

infoscope: Copyright Society of Nigeria, Nigeria’s approved collective management organization for musical works and sound recordings has filed a Ten Billion Naira copyright infringement action against Daar Communications Plc

In the action, COSON is asking for the sum of N724, 500, 000. 00 (Seven Hundred and Twenty Four Million, Five Hundred Thousand Naira) being amount due as royalties or license fees.

COSON is also asking for general and exemplary damages

http://nigeriannewsportal.com/dokpesis-raypower-ait-slammed-with-n10billion-suit/

Am I at liberty to assume that the general and examplary damages amount to N9,275,500.00?

See the amount looking like a phone number.

abu12: Waiting for biafrans to accused fashola for witch hunting ibos

Deal with your use of English first.
Why take Fansidar to treat epilepsy na?

Bought 6 GB (equivalent to 6, 144MB) for NGN3,000 and 3 months validity.
Meaning 500MB cost me N244.14 or $1.47. Courtesy the network with speed as an attitude.

Beat that!