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Studied Applied Microbiology.
Been with a New Gen bank ever since.
Writing ACCA to migrate to where za big bucks lie. Not my fault.

GustavoFring: The Flourish Toothpaste Ads from Back in the Day.

The one where a woman stranded on a desert island uses here brilliant white teeth to signal a helicopter flying above.

Only God knows how many times I was smiling at the sky under hot sun,hoping that an aeroplane would park and carry me away.

Wrong.
Dude was stranded on the island. A lady was the helicopter pilot.

I like.

Ermm... The governments (State and Federal) are now devising creative ways of generating revenue.

Nigeria is not bankrupt by the way.

God bless Imo.

bigtt76: ^^ guy you ok? #justasking

LOL

shachris02: I pray that all my corrupt siblings will DIE BY ACCIDENT AND FIRE.

Charlie, bet why?

The company shot themselves in the foot with that restrictive clause all in the name of non-disclosure. Tying down an ex-employee for the next two years. Copying oyibo workforce practice.

BTW is she in anyway related to Senator Chris Adighije of Abia state?

[quote author=primus_maximus]The "tortoise" is not real. The picture is a scene from the 2006 Japanese movie "Gamera the Brave" which features a giant turtle creature. At one point in the movie, the wounded Gamera is transported via a military truck to a research facility. The circulating image is apparently taken from this part of the movie.

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/worlds-largest-tortoise.shtml

Google is our friend [/quote]

I was in pry sch when I began to hear about Gnassingbe Eyademma. Who is the current president of Togo? When did he assume office?

I was in pry sch when I used to hear about Gnassingbe Eyademma. Who is the current president of Togo? When did he assume office?

Wow. Me heart raced while watching the video.

Lol. And he said Thalidomide meant 'still-born'.
SMBH

shachris01: At least a gorilla knows enough to respect class. The only thing that troll respects is his half cast gf's punny.

It's not fair.
You wouldn't like that being said about any sibling of yours.

I wonder how the police were able to track down the missing boy?
Kudos!

Fhemmmy: Snake . . .

LOL. Possible.

MEILYN: Jesus Christ....

Have been receiving insults because i mentioned Jesus...

but u do err not knowing scriptures
TANKS TO TRUTHISLIGHT.

"And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof? And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon." (Revelation 5:2-3).

"And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof." (Revelation 5:5).

so, from that ^, we know it is only Jesus that can/open the scrolls/seven seals.

"And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire: And he had in his hand a little book open: and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth," (Revelation 10:1-2).
"And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices." (Revelation 10:3).

"And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth." (Revelation 10:8 ).

So, this strong angel standing on the sea and on the earth is having the scroll 'opened' and we know who was the only one that can open the scroll.

"And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof." (Revelation 5:5)...

What does Angel mean?
Angel-Messenger

"Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to his temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the LORD of hosts." (Malachi 3:1).

This is God saying He will send a Messenger [Jesus]

Jesus is an Angel dont be fooled.

Confusionist. Where is it stated that angel exclusively means messenger? Or messenger, angel?

The expression on his face. Terrifying.
Why?

ogugua88: Catch? Na fish?

Why go through all this work in hopes of seeking only a typical babe?

Which one come be the 'atypical babe?'

Honestly, I trip!

Hmmm. Lemme download Phyno's Man of the Year.

Primuskay: bt d day ma ex washed ma mensural staind pants,i was shocked.

Ah! Na wa O. Have a heart naaaaa.
Decorum biko.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Every relationship needs a spark! No matter how long you both have been together; there would always be a time when everything looks boring. A time when it seems the touch and feeling of romance is lost. It isn't a spell or a fault from any of you two, it’s a natural occurrence. It's just like a sudden silence in the middle of a conversation where everyone seems to be without words. LikLike wisely in relationships, there are moments of silence; moments when certain things look too usual or over-used, moments when the regular things becomes deadening. This is different from [url=http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/06/how-to-save-dying-relationship.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SingleDatingEngagedMarried+%28Single+%7C+Dating+%7C+Engaged+%7C+Married%29] saving a dying relationship [/url] , it's about the spark! Every day, you probably talk for hours over the phone and you got nothing new to say. You probably see your partner everyday and the face becomes too familiar or maybe you are just finding a way of reviving your boring intimate life. Whichever phase your relationship is experiencing now, you've got some crazy but amazing tips right here to give it that much needed spark. Be aware that these tips aren't common. They’re not the everyday romance epistles. They work like an unexpected jab to the jaw and do powers your relationship back on track. Now, let get it:


CAUSE A FIGHT
Yes! This may look strange but very effective. The major part of your relationship that would be affected is the over-familiarity side between you both and that's very much a positive one. Having a little fight in a relationship is the easiest and fastest way to spark it up. It will bring about a slight separation and that will cause you both to miss each other though less on you since you planned it. It makes us appreciate our partner more. Those little things like the text messages, phone calls and whatnot that paused as a result of the little fight, awakens us to recognize the importance they have on us. Make sure it's a 'little' fight, meaning, what will cause it should be something of little importance that could make you both doubt your level of maturity when you get over it.


JAIL YOURSELF
The fact is, in a relationship, we appreciate our partner more when we miss them. Make yourself unavailable for a while. Deny your partner your physical presence: a good excuse would do. In every relationship, there is this possibility of being taking for granted when we see our loved ones regularly. The point is if your partner truly loves you, seeing you again after your few days of personal jail term would be like Christmas.


SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONE
As a lady, can you express that sweet feeling when your man goes: "where have you been? What happened to your phone? I've been trying your mobile for the past 5 hours. You kept me so worried. Thank goodness I got you! . . . blah, blah, blah!" LOL. Sincerely, hearing that, any lady would feel special. Imagine the genuineness of the expression on his face, the serious look like that of a kid craving for more chocolates . . . Lady, that special feeling of been loved could make a monkey look beautiful. LOL. Yeah! That's the essence. It sure works at max! That’s the spark, doing that once-a-while is a good deal to refreshing your relationship. It wakes the attraction for each other and revives your values before your partner.

WASH HER UNDER WEARS
For men - I don't know the response of culture and tradition to this act but if we're to exercise love without boundaries then it has got to be NO big deal. It's obviously a crazy way to spark things up in your relationship. You may not need to inform her; you just go to her wardrobe, pick them up and wash them before she comes back. Likewise, she probably could be around while you wash and she stares at you. It's nothing awful but a sure way to establish a sweet emotional feeling for having you as her man. Not many men do this and that’s what makes you different. Best believe, this has nothing to do with your ego or position as a man. It has nothing to do with you being “in-charge.” It’s a unique way of claiming absolute ownership of your woman. You don’t have to do this all the time but such humble act is a total spark for any relationship.


ASK FOR A BREAK
There are [url=http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/04/3-simple-ways-to-hypnotize-your-partner.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SingleDatingEngagedMarried+%28Single+%7C+Dating+%7C+Engaged+%7C+Married%29] ways to hypnotize your partner [/url] , on a first date or after. When it comes to asking a break, I'd advise you to find a good reason for this. Let assume your man complains a lot about your poor communication or some weakness, even when you know he's right and you desire to change, that could be your cogent reason. Make his complaint your reason and wait to see how defensive he's going to sound: more like eating his words. Let me create a scene here, it’s a deep emotional feeling when a lady come to agree that she’s not good enough for her man. Right at his face, at that minute, what you've done is making your man think he’s been too hard on you especially when that expression comes along with a subtle tear-drop. That simple act transfers all the blames on him and he would suddenly think he’s the one to take it easy on you, but the truth is; you’re the one that got to change! It’s called emotional blackmail! Many men won’t like me for this though. LOL. That's for the ladies; the men should find what works. LOL


PULL A PRANK
Yes! We all need it in our relationship. It’s a little but good feelings of genuine love to have your partner respond to the prank. Imagine the feeling of seeing your partner rush home because you said you were sick. Imagine you call a situation an emergency to your partner and then he rushes to see you only to tell him you just want to see his face. Now, that’s interesting! There are several pranks you can pull to spark up your relationship. It’s a little but good feeling when we are reassured of our partner’s love and commitment toward us.

The beauty of these crazy highlights is the beautiful reactions and expressions that come with it. The fact that, it makes us feel more special, wanted, valued and appreciated . . . that's the Spark!

http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/08/crazy-ways-to-spark-up-your-relationship.html[/quote]All these copy-copy feminist, chauvinistic "women power" bull crap!

See Ogugua na. Being real.

And yes I quoted the entire article. Bite me!

The ENTIRE first page is filled with so much piteous crap.

A long time ago, I decided not to make any comments as regards this tribal issue. It's just unfortunate that from what I see here, most Yoruba people can never pass up an opportunity to engage in this thing they call tribalism. Never.

It is on the FP of the site yet all the derogatory comments have come from just one particular group of people.

It is a big pity. On Sunday you'll have all the churches filled to the brim with people who claim they've come to worship.

Worship what?

To other de-tribalised Yorubas who might find this post offensive, my apologies. Put your younger ones in check.

bcomputer101: If you don't know what to say, why not maintain the respect of your old age by keeping silent?

CAN: worship JESUS,

While

CATHOLICS: worship MARRY...

They are different, that is why they pull out!

Ode!!!

Correct your thinking brother.
Fast.

Amaaskia: Haha as much as I felt like slapping you, you just made me laugh.

Chai.
Nice bebe.

bknight: Ironically, Obasanjo's administration made the most effective appointments to head govt agencies -NAFDAC, ICPC, EFCC etc

Very true. That was the irony of his administration. A key factor currently missing in GEJ's cabinet.