₦airaland Forum

BigDawsNet:
Highway patrol

Lapd : hello gentlemen

Driver bro : hello officer, may I help you?

Lapd: liences and registration pls

Driver bro : hand over docs

Lapd : where you off to

Driver bro : On a tour at Stockton, California Campus

Lapd : confirm and return docs, hello mr can I see your I'd

Driver bro : his talking to you

Me: student I'd

Lapd : fresher?

Me: yes sir

Lapd : trunk pls.... Checked! Have a good one..


Other one at world trade center

Sis : I need a fancy picture... Approached gentle looking US army on patrol

Sis : my kid want a selfie, you care?


Army : sure... With smiles

Picture taken

Sis : thanks

Army : sure ma'am, have a good one



In short if you appear to be a descent looking black african american... You got no problem with the cops or feds...

DEBUU:
Yes Sir , and done with my NYSC programme.
Happy new month Sir.

Lexusgs430:
Oga, in the midst of seriousness, best to infuse humour, sarcasm and outright rudeness...............

Lexusgs430:
And this was me thinking I answered all your questions ? I shall now go and face the wall and raise both legs .............. Shame on me ....

ckenneths:
Our environments say a lot about our level of development. I think that its high time Nigerian governments at different levels should start making conscious efforts towards development our states infrastructure as well as its aesthetics.

Enugu is one state that has sustained their efforts in this regard. We also want the residents, landlords and tenants to go a step further in making our cities in every state to be beautiful. We love beauty.

oneeast:
This is just one spot in front of the government house Enugu. The only people that are deceived are the ones that doesn't know Enugu

Peterjnr123:
Rubbish science...this earth is perfect and built by a wise God... God will not be heartless and foolish to create a world and also create another things to crash in anytime...

Lexusgs430:
I don't have enough talent..........

HisExcellence:
https://www.idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=prUS46974920

Blitz888:
The first wife Ifeoma Orji Uzor Kalu nee Menakaya niece to former Health minister during OBJ's first tenure Dr Tim Menakaya is the person you where referring to. She is the mother of all his grown up children including the first daughter that is married.

He married this one celebrating her birthday during his 2nd tenure as governor.

Lexusgs430:
Why are you doing 100 MPH? Maximum allowable on motorways is 70 MPH.........

No go collect points for your virgin license o.....

The sensation you feel whilst driving a Lexus is very different, hence the simplicity and ability to push the vehicle, and the vehicle urging you to put your lead foot down....... The automatic gear change sequence, does it so simply and silently, like witches are aiding the change.........

Lexus, the pursuit of perfection..........


NB : You turned off TC? You are a very brave man.......

vincentjk:
This young Nigerian man, Angel Onuoha, has had a big breakthrough after coronavirus pandemic forced him out of business



https://mobile.twitter.com/angelonuoha7/status/1321109376409587714

Kekereekun123:
Relocation most times is not about the money. Some get good jobs some dont. But nothing beats staying in a system that works, good health care( buhari amd family use foreign health care imagine), good opportunity to change careers etc. You are also guaranteed a good future for your kids. I have not met any Nigeria regreting since i came here. This is me coming home at 11.30 am last week without any fear of my safety. Nothing beats that bro

DEBUU:
May God help you Sir. Remember us who are still new in the field if there is any opportunity. God is your strength.

osinbanjoisaliar:
https://www.breitbart.com/africa/2020/10/23/nigerian-army-arrests-soldier-asked-colleagues-not-shoot-protesters/

Soknown:
Hi Symbae, thanks for your kind words.

If you want to live close to the hospital, consider - Earlswood estate ( Expensive though) or White bushes. The two locations are within walking distances to the hospital. A little farther but still within walking is Salsford and areas around Earlswood train station ( Brambletye, St' John's road, Earlsbrook road and woodland road). Otherwise try around the town Center with it's easy access to bus, taxi and train. If you are not a 'spend-shy' like me, try Noble house on Queensway. ( a two bed room is about £1200pcm). You can also consider areas around St' Anne street, really nice neighbourhood, or area around the catholic church going towards Holmesthorpe or Park 25.

Do not go towards Merstham unless you can drive. Also I will not advise going towards Linkfield lane, it is deserted and dark at night because of the trees.

Reigate is cool but expensive unless you are extremely lucky, I had someone who got a two bedroom flat at £900, She was really lucky.
Horley is also close-by.

Letting agents that you can use, Woodland and may be Connels. Do not use Andrews, Leaders and another one close to McDonald's.

If you don't have your family with you, consider a room share.

You can search through, spareroom.com, rightmove.com, zoopla.com, intolondon.com.
Please view wherever you choose before you pay.
Start searching on time, give it time. Don't rush.

By the way, Halal shop, adjacent to McDonald's sells African food stuff or you can go Taj shop in Crawley close to the County mall. When you settle down, you can go to Croydon, Peckham or Dustin to shop for your Nigerian food stuff.

Welcome and i wish you a fruitful, happy stay.

ojaysam25:
What is virgin land,is there a land only virgins can build on.

Bet, why?

I salute you. I really do. Your cold is not of this world.

Kwanza:
@US Secretary of State



https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1319248801060761600?s=19[/quote]Eye service tweet.

Available247:
Cost of living in Nigeria is 57.17% lower than in United States(aggregate data for all cities, rent is not taken into account).



Restaurants

Meal, Inexpensive Restaurant 500.00 ₦
Meal for 2 People, Mid-range Restaurant, Three-course 8,000.00 ₦
McMeal at McDonalds (or Equivalent Combo Meal) 2,000.00 ₦
Domestic Beer (0.5 liter draught) 300.00 ₦
Imported Beer (0.33 liter bottle) 500.00 ₦
Cappuccino (regular) 788.81 ₦
Coke/Pepsi (0.33 liter bottle) 123.38 ₦
Water (0.33 liter bottle) 87.53 ₦

Markets

Milk (regular), (1 liter) 916.85 ₦
Loaf of Fresh White Bread (500g) 358.42 ₦
Rice (white), (1kg) 732.82 ₦
Rice (white), (50kg) 36,000 ₦
Eggs (regular) (12) 487.07 ₦
Local Cheese (1kg) 1,744.79 ₦
Chicken Fillets (1kg) 1,468.75 ₦
Beef Round (1kg) (or Equivalent Back Leg Red Meat) 1,545.77 ₦
Apples (1kg) 1,164.06 ₦
Banana (1kg) 560.08 ₦
Oranges (1kg) 571.33 ₦
Tomato (1kg) 676.56 ₦
Potato (1kg) 644.26 ₦
Onion (1kg) 465.00 ₦
Lettuce (1 head) 304.76 ₦
Water (1.5 liter bottle) 165.32 ₦
Bottle of Wine (Mid-Range) 1,500.00 ₦
Domestic Beer (0.5 liter bottle) 291.93 ₦
Imported Beer (0.33 liter bottle) 501.72 ₦
Cigarettes 20 Pack (Marlboro) 350.00 ₦

Transportation

One-way Ticket (Local Transport) 200.00 ₦
Monthly Pass (Regular Price) 9,000.00 ₦
Taxi Start (Normal Tariff) 500.00 ₦
Taxi 1km (Normal Tariff) 400.00 ₦
Taxi 1hour Waiting (Normal Tariff) 1,712.50 ₦
Gasoline (1 liter) 151.56 ₦
Volkswagen Golf 1.4 90 KW Trendline (Or Equivalent New Car) 6,000,000.00 ₦
Toyota Corolla Sedan 1.6l 97kW Comfort (Or Equivalent New Car) 8,878,260.87 ₦

Utilities (Monthly)

Basic (Electricity, Heating, Cooling, Water, Garbage) for 85m2 Apartment 8,257.78 ₦
1 min. of Prepaid Mobile Tariff Local (No Discounts or Plans) 19.94 ₦
Internet (60 Mbps or More, Unlimited Data, Cable/ADSL) 15,137.80 ₦

Sports And Leisure

Fitness Club, Monthly Fee for 1 Adult 14,826.92 ₦
Tennis Court Rent (1 Hour on Weekend) 2,596.00 ₦
Cinema, International Release, 1 Seat 2,000.00 ₦

Childcare

Preschool (or Kindergarten), Full Day, Private, Monthly for 1 Child 36,131.61 ₦
International Primary School, Yearly for 1 Child 668,488.37 ₦

Clothing And Shoes

1 Pair of Jeans (Levis 501 Or Similar) 6,490.20 ₦
1 Summer Dress in a Chain Store (Zara, H&M, ...) 9,880.95 ₦
1 Pair of Nike Running Shoes (Mid-Range) 20,273.81 ₦
1 Pair of Men Leather Business Shoes 23,708.33 ₦

Rent Per Month

Apartment (1 bedroom) in City Centre 279,163.97 ₦
Apartment (1 bedroom) Outside of Centre 194,824.56 ₦
Apartment (3 bedrooms) in City Centre 820,698.90 ₦
Apartment (3 bedrooms) Outside of Centre 470,862.07 ₦

Buy Apartment Price

Price per Square Meter to Buy Apartment in City Centre 308,101.92 ₦
Price per Square Meter to Buy Apartment Outside of Centre 164,166.67 ₦

Salaries And Financing

Average Monthly Net Salary (After Tax) 70,843.14 ₦

peropoliet:
they check your 100 naira

Ibadan100:
Dear all, please I would like to get everyone honest opinion on this issue. I’m presently working in Dubai as a sales representative earning 5,000 aed ( 625k naira ) tax free monthly with 2 times meal provided at work all in I have disposable income of 3,500 aed 430k naira but my friends in the Uk says I can make this amount in 2weeks so before I start to commit myself I would need your honest advice. Can I have this type of savings in my first 2yrs in the Uk and what’s the common salary of an average nigerian.
Ps: my expected monthly savings is around 500-600k is this achievable in the Uk for a new commer please

Aboki99:
You demanded for #EndSars, the FG ended it and proposed SWAT which exists even in your worldly paradise, America. You insist no former SARS will be part of SWAT, the FG agreed . Yet you are still on the rampage setting hardened criminals holes up in correctional facilities free. Abeg wetin you want? I support the FG on the use of lethal force, protests are no licenses for anarchy. Let FG clear them all.

mascot87:
Hello folks. Please I'll be brief about this. My mum was one of the client of an insurance company. ( I will protect them for now). However, she passed on some couple of months back. The family have now started processing her benefits from the insurance company since August and all the documents they were asked to provide have been provided. However, till now the insurance company have refused to pay. They keep promising that they would pay but that has not been the case. At the moment, they have stopped picking our calls and responding to our messages. I am planning to go to there office again at ikoyi tomorrow. What do you guys advice I do because I am very pissed now. Seems those guys are scammers after all. But I need advice before I make this people trend for the wrong reasons on Twitter

peropoliet:
Gate

BlackfireX:
On behalf of the yorubas ,we reject that Adesina ... And we gladly give him to the igbos...
Thank you

dynicks:
Past and present governors of both IMO and ABIA states, we are coming for u...

Could someone plz hold steady and position ROCHAS OKOROCHA'S bum bum for me.....I want to see/taste if this spear is pointed enough!!

edwonderz:
Thanks, Mekus for sharing your Ivory Coast experience with us. Your sweet story has rekindled my long-forgotten lovely memories of Ivory Coast.

I have been to IC twice on a cycle tour and I was opportune to experience Abidjan briefly during the first tour.
I couldn't reach out to Femi that evening as agreed, I needed some sleep to recover from the exhaustion of cycling from Ghana to Abidjan. That day was the last stage and the most tiring stage of all races or perhaps I was fatigued from the general accumulated exhaustion of riding from Surulere, Lagos (where the race was flagged off) to Abidjan.