₦airaland Forum

ozoigbondu:
l knew he would deny it.They always deny it.Anyways time to modify some unsavoury comments l made in the other thread thanks to that ngeneukwuenu

I just read somewhere that he is denying this current denial and that whoever believed that he denied ever making the alleged offensive statement, must be an idiat.

Did he fly in through Yola airport?

Godmother:
Those jets are parked too close to each other. Wont that affect taking off when one of them wants to leave?

Any plane that intends to leave, will TAXI down to the main stretch of runway.

ijustdey:
A fight started when I woke my friend from sleep to eat’


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/33-yr-old-truck-driver-kills-friend/

Picture of Mr Azeez

Cc lalasticlala

I smell lies.

You woke him up to eat and he just started fighting you.

Cos he's no more here to present his side of the story?

Lol @ Teen pregnancy.

Seems I'm beginning to believe this hashtag: #Babaonechance


It's so easy to dole out campaign promises and balk at the opportunity to deliver on those promises eventually.

How does this differ from the crop of usual politicians we've had in the past?

APC is just PDP under another brand and management. Sad.

I'm just trying to imagine what would happen when they want to consumate the marriage. Who'd go first? What'll the second lady be doing while waiting for Oga Jamil to finish with amariya No 1?

When he's done with disc 1, will he wait small for a while or just go straight to the next room and insert disc 2? Hmmm... puzzle for the gods.

Cat is going up the stairs.

If you know what it feels to stand under the scorching sun in Borno, where temperatures climb to as high as 43 degrees Celcius in the afternoon and the road stretches for miles with just a solitary tree in sight, then you'll know that this dude is a brave man. If he's actually doing the trekking. It also gets really cold at night.

UnknownT:
Reading this from YORK, if you understand what I mean

Nwa Aba.

What does Charly Boy do for a living?

Model?

Topic should have read: See how a Nigerian pilot proposed to his womanfriend.

P.S. Know the difference between a jet and a plane.

kestolove95:
Tins like dix only happen in d east

At my dad's funeral my siblings and I made sure to man it up and maintain composure. So I ask, why would one want to hire people to come make noise and shed fake tears all over the place?

I have a video of a guy who jumped off and mid-air, suffered an epileptic fit at 11,000 feet. He was not even strapped to another person like this Alexx guy.

A fellow diver had to come close and deploy his chute. The seizure eventually passed and he came to at around 3,000 feet, landing safely. I wonder what would have happened if he had been diving alone or maybe if the others hadn't noticed.

She try. Her teeth are even white and look complete.

drnairalov:
give ur life tu christ


This just happened at the U.S embassy

An Igbo man was interviewed at a US
Embassy.

CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ZUBBY: ZUBBY OZOIGBONDU

CONSUL: Sex?
ZUBBY: 6 times a week.



CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ZUBBY: Both male nd female. Sometimes
even camel ooo


CONSUL: Holy cow!
ZUBBY: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?


ZUBBY: Horsestyle, doggie style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ZUBBY: No deer,...They run too fast,

It's an Arab joke. Why did you change it to Igbo?

raumdeuter:
This was one of Jonathans right hand men.

He was the man Jonathan used to fund Boko Haram and was on Jonathans entourage to Chad

I dont see how Jonathan would escape jail post May 29

Wrong.

He was not in President Jonathan’s entourage.

He was part of the delegation together with President Idris Derby that received Jonathan at Chad.

Get your facts right.

When you see an eligible bachelor dressed in casuals (jeans, polo and simple footwear); not too fat or too slim and can afford to shoot not less than 10 pics at N500 per pic with his equally delectable fiancee in poses that are free of ostentious displays, just know that that guy is living large. Trust me.

lefulefu:
When she say CD she mean condom

Chai!

And she's not his fiancee.

Pretty easy.

First reply got it right.

timmilehin:
Isn't this demanding too much?



MODIFIED.


Front Page Chilling. First to Comment Chilling. So Sweet.

What demands?

Looks like school pics to me.

Another APGA win in the offing:

Abia State governorship.

Otti 2015!

bright007:
shoro niyen?

Shoro niyen?

See the groom's mischievous eyes and grin. He knows what all y'all are thinking.

Dude be like "Choi! Na me be dis?"

Ermm... question please.

Akwaibom_girl said she'd misplaced her makeup bag when she brought it out and was looking for a CD. So in the whole of the dude's house, her bag was the only place where she could find a Compact Disc?!!! Was it audio CD or VCD?
Am I missing something here?

Na kweshun I dey ask o.

ozoigbondu:
kikikikikikikikiki am just laughing at this incoming govt.Tinubu has struck a goldmine they are already begging him for position and the cracks are manifesting.

What about noisy Amaechi nobody is talking about him

Laughing in zulu

APC!!!!

Change!

Kikikikikikikikiii

LOL.

I always enjoy threads such as this. And save the crazier pics for future use.

The reason Gangnam style has that figure and is still rising, is because that single appealed to both western audiences and those in Asia.

If you look at the rest of that list, they come majorly from Asian regions. They have the numbers.

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Koolmexxi:
He wasn't sacked for sending an official mail with his mobile device but rather for making an unprofessional and silly mistake of sending an official mail with d really dumb default BlackBerry signature... Like seriously who uses dat?? I personally find it annoying receiving mails with dat really dumb signature..

Just read some other comments now.

The issue is not that he replied the office mail with a BB, but that he still had the default BB signature 'Sent from my Blackberry wireless from...'

olasquare22:
It is s allowed to send mail with ur phone provided u are on d field and d mail is time bound. E.g cheque confirmation by an account officer of a bank, who is presently out of office. That is even d more reason why ur official mail is configured to ur phone.

Which is why some banks' HR explicitly specify how staff mail signatures should apppear - down to the font style and size. A company that seriously values its brand would likewise extend that corporate identity to every facet of its operations, including correspondences. That's professionalism for goodness sake.

Lemme break it down to a a simple example:
You Olasquare own a servicing company that is aggresively marketing Samsung Nigeria for a supply contract. Then a staff of yours sends a mail to Samsung bearing that siggy. Your competitor also sends a mail to Samsung with a similar supply quote, but with a professional-looking signature. What do you think would happen?

If I was in Due Diligence Samsung, I swear I'd trash your request.

But of course I'm not Samsung.

So you see now?