₦airaland Forum

That ship has sailed.

Conspiracy theories all.

Well it's just water.

Good thing the oracle did not demand for kegs of palmwine, palm oil, chickens with three feet and alligators with no teeth. Abi?

Khalessi:
You forgot our excellency Phd (GCFR) lecturer, ogogoro drinker Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Omootueke Bashiru Jonathan. The first incumbent president to lose an election...our "phone call" hero...

Fvck you!

Hoii:
What nonsense is this na? Dem dey crase ni?
See, we Nigerians are jst too patient. Can't we start retaliating here? Lets march to all shoprite outlets, Dstv & MTN offices. Lets start destroying and looting them all. I'm not joking o, lets start now.
Enough is enough

Tempting as your injunction sounds, another voice is telling me that 2 wrongs can't make it right.

Is that Hamza Al-Mustapha over MKO's left shoulder?

BTW, Abacha has too big a tummy to be an army General. No offense.

P.S. I miss MKO. I don't know why.

callistus124:
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D'banj tagged it "selfless selfie".


https://instagram.com/p/1mL0XuoNhv/

What's "selfless" about a selfie in which you cover 25% of the surface area of the pic having at least 20 others present?

7

What's there?

Did the guy die finally?

Sile12:
88. Felix Baumgartner record breaking free jump from space, 2012.

That record for highest free fall jump from the stratosphere has been broken.

Meet Alan Eustace, Senior VP at Google.
His jump in Oct 2014, was from a mind-boggling 135,890 ft. Baumgartner's (2012) was approx 128,000.

http://io9.com/a-google-executive-has-broken-the-world-record-for-high-1650563334

Wow!

So NL has gotten to the stage where one would crop a screenshot from a po.rn movie, post it and some dumb mod would just move it to FP?

Moderator, do you know you are indirectly promoting pornography?

Seriously I know it is a belaboured cliche, but must everything be moved to FP?

Onegai:
Instead of saying "CNN sha", be ashamed that no-one cares what is happening to innocent victims of the fighting up north and that people are profiting off their sorrows in the name of religious help.

Not one politician cares and neither do their followers. Not one Nigerian news agency had noticed this. No party has called attention to those suffering in the camps.

True.

The plight of displaced refugees has been largely overlooked by the Nigerian media. All we just hear are numbers but no information on what goes on the camps.

Just went to NAPTIP site and all I saw was bureaucratic information. The link to WOTCLEF redirects to a Korean site.

NGOs keep popping up everyday with no tangible long-term impact.
What can one do?

Onegai:
Your use of language is fantastic.

Dearie, it's all for the love of humour. Can't afford to be down.

I can remember how my heart skipped beats upon hearing shocking news.

I'm imagining the scenario the man must have gone through upon receiving a similar shock. A very dangerous experience. Someone's heart can break literally.

And the painful thing is that even after hospital discharge, he'd still have those expenses and debts waiting. I just pray the man doesn't die. It's a pity.

All you succeded in doing, was to make me go straight to Google up Huawei P8 Max.

Just like that.

Big lie.

He was watching porn.

His mum caught him.

She smashed the laptop. Not him.

Evathyst:
I didn't even bother to read the topic self, I'm only booking this space in anticipation of a good samaritan who would teach me how to download videos on YOUTUBE.


plz o, somebody should help a Sister on how to download YouTube videos. I'm only able to watch but I can't download. I've tried everything I know, but alas, it's not working.


PS: I use firefox browser for android.

If your device is an Android, google Tubemate, download and install.

I don't know if it works with other OSes.

Imo Transport Company ITC. Staff, management and business partners. When last were they paid their entitlements?

I get scared when I see a couple going into marriage and the dude seems to be the happier partner. It's like watching the movie 'Scream'. You just know something bad is gonna happen. Dude be grinning like an Orang-utang that won the lottery and posting pics everywhere like say na campaign poster.

Nne whatever you do, never acquiesce to opening a joint account. Truss me.

Reading indeed.

I counted four people (male and female alike) with phone earpieces stuck to their ears.

What would they be listening to?

GSS102.mp3?

By 12am, half the hall would have emptied and by 1am, 85% of the rest would have been asleep.

Erm... Is there a lagoon in Kwara state?

Na kweshun I ask o. For my Geography assignment.

kennygee:
Love me a man who can cook.


Spanish stew, Alfredo, kilon jebe?

Chai!

So B boy carry Alfred take cook stew?!!

Why?! Why?!! Why evils?

disumusa:
pls tell me any tribe that igbos love

Any tribe that loves (not pretend to love) Igbos too.

Like Agbor.

Retweet.

ZKOSOSO:
The whole 2015 election was won and lost between Jonathan and Jega team.
Jega team comprise of hausafulani muslims and their slaves all encased in APC while Jonathan team are highly literate Nigerians, christian majority spread across the south and middlebelt.
Jega used his umpire status to rig for his team while Jonathan a honest and humble man insisted on doing the right thing!
Karma is a law. It will surely catch up with APC sooooooon!!

There is no cash shortage.

Or does anyone have concrete evidence of a contrary opinion?

012927777

012787777

belabela:
yOU CANNOT BE FORCED TO RIG FOR APC MRS. PDP controls the police and the army as they are federal govt controlled. How exactly were you forced? You should be arrested for electoral malpractices. Na this kin woman Buhari go use do sample.

Would you ever agree?

Do you notice something? Your mind has been 100% reconfigured to conclude that rigging must only come from PDP (on the basis that they possess Federal might. So PDP is no longer the minority opposition?)

Rochas dan Fodio is APC and CSO of the state. Meaning that he can also influence the security apparatus of the state at will.

That aside, the INEC PRO said they were pressured by Oru individuals. Not the NPF or Army.

Abagworo:
Rochas Okorocha is so popular that normal votes surpassed PDP rigging even with armed thugs, police and army. That is what you get when a Governor is for the masses. Any statistician that does analysis of the result will get clear bias. Okorocha won 21 out of 27 LGAs and PDP got over 300thousand votes by winning in only 6. Ihedioha and all those involved should be jailed for this insult to common sense.

Rochas is not popular in the entire Mbano/Mbaise and parts of Okigwe areas.

Info on ground. Not internet analysis.

ayukdaboss:
The previous results still stand, elections will be conducted in some weeks time in areas where elections didn't hold. I see Rochas still cruising to victory with even a wider margin this time. I see you pooing in your trousers now

Enyi gaa je kporu ala.

What do you know about Imo state? Ezinihitte and Ahiazu will just replicate what happened at Aboh and it's game over for the illegal Fulani occupant of Douglas House.

Chai. I made a decision to avoid politics discussions. I'll make an exception with ala Imo ke'm.

Isiterere:
I just dey laff...


** The beauty of Democracy : Lagos has two governors; Akinwumi AMBODE wins Lagos State (APC) while Jimi Agbaje wins Lagoon state (PDP) Lagoon state has 5lg ; Imo lg,Enugu lg,Ebonyi lg,Abia lg, and Anambra lg... just 4 laff...




ALL IZZ WELL

Wow! Can you beat that?

You just made a joke.

Oya clap for yourself. Clown.

Walelavender:
Rochas has got a lot of definite winning skills. Congrats to him. He shouldn't dissapoint Imolites

This was the same sentiment shared in 2011 that eventually led to disappointments.

akthedream:
..save your rant and visit the nearest clinic to test your Bp if need be.Okorocha will be your Governor come may 30..lol

You have your mouth.

Time will tell.

olas24u:
A restaurant in the Nigerian state of Ogunhas been shut down after the authorities reportedly found it has been selling dishes made of human meat.
The police recovered at least two fresh human heads when they arrested 11 people from the restaurant including the owner, six women and four men, following a tip-off.
The blood-soaked heads were found wrapped in cellophane sheets.
Officials have also seized two AK-47 rifles, other weapons, dozens of rounds of ammunitions and several mobile phones during the raid.
"Each time I came to market, because the hotel is very close to the market, I always noticed funny movements in and out of the hotel; dirty people with dirty characters always come into the hotel. So, I was not surprised when the police made this discovery in the early hours of yesterday," a local resident told the Osun Defender.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/nigeria-restaurant-served-roasted-human-heads-102018159.html#lFrkTfK

The restaurant doesn't have a name?