₦airaland Forum

Chei ya.

You see what I am talk when I see people over-forming for no reason?

It's like this:
She's used to the persona you present to her. She has in her mind's eye, the kinda crib you crash in everyday.

But is your "swag" larger than life?

Is it directly or inversely proportional to the life/lifestyle you keep? The food you eat at night when you are alone?

Dude if you are what she sees you to be, just take her to your place and stop fronting.

But if actually you are not what she sees you to be, still show her your crib so that she can properly form a decision fast fast on how she'll be relating with you theretofore.

Erm... what are you taking her to your place for in the first place? Excursion?

enigmagu1:
I beg anything wey apc wan do make dem do. At least the dogs and the baboons now has the rght to live their life thats the most important tin to me..those of us in the north knw what we gain when a northerner is in power. They spend govt money as if its their business proceed. If not now notherners hate jega not because of the 2011 elections but cos of his analises, jega once said that d reason y north will remain underdeveloped even if they remain in power for donkeys of yrs is bcause they dnt invest money but spend.
He further said that its like going ontop of a mountain to pour water at the end of the day the water will return to the base. Do u knw whoss at d base? The ibo buisness men heheheheeh . Most of the good houses u c all over the north na ibo ppl get am . Av been in the north for some time now so i knw what am saying... Abeg no quote me if u ar nt in support of change o. Good or bad change na change

Shhhh...

You don't have to say everything publicly na.

maslong:
GOD IS WONDERFUL

It is not strange fire but holy ghost fire that consumed him for rigging Jonathan out of office .
He couldn't live for one week to enjoy the money he collected from APC hahahahahakikikikikakakaka

Your laughter sounds eerily similar to that of Kanulia.

Do you know her? Are you guys related?

N105m.

I'm really tempted O.

Common ordinary Europe sef and not even Malaysia.

Hmmm...

Enegod:
she was sitting on my laps and i poked her sides to tickle her and she jumped and farted...awkward

If it was really love, it wouldn't have been an awkward situation.

But there really wasn't no love, abi?

Seems the Ratings change was closely linked to the election process.

But why?

Guess it will still change in a few months time.

The ratings agency is wary about the decline in Nigeria's Excess Crude Account, which is Nigeria's key fiscal buffer, and does not expect savings to be rebuilt significantly by the end of 2016.

ECA and not our external reserves?

olassy239:
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why is SS and SE so fuked up.r they the only zone in nigeria

Yup! Yup!

How you take know?!

There're just 2 zones in the whole of Nigeria:
SE a.k.a Ala Igbo/SS
and the rest.
Ask Google.

I must confess I also have have a weakness for humongous mammaries.

Guess I was lucky to have hitched up with a smashing babe who is equally endowed. Though I sometimes doubt if it's just luck sha. I do get your kind of temptation and sometimes cos of the status thing too. But in my case what I do is to just say 'nke 'm ji ka' (simple English; na my own beta pass) cos mi babe is a 10/10 in that dept. But it ain't easy. Even serious temptations from the ex still assault my radar coverage. I wonder how I survive that one.

But whenever you get tempting vibes from another chick, think about the good things you enjoy with your own babe and how you wouldn't wanna jeopardise the relationship. If it still doesn't work (some chicks can be this voluptiously endowed to make a pastor, heck, a bishop, wanna recant), my last resort is to sharperly pick up my fone and jejely dial la babe and innocently report my self. Not tell her that I saw these set of explosive bweasticles and coca cola hips per se o, but that I just wanted to know how she was doing and that I wanted to hear her voice and wanted to know if she had eaten and hope nobody was harassing her over there (else she should just give the signal and you would just materialize within her immediate vicinity in the blink of an eye to commit murder, etc etc) and all those parayarns. But all in all, by the time you hear the giggles you produced from her, with your head bigging and you feeling like a superman and all, you would just lose interest in considering a coital fraternization with a third party cos of guilty conscience and all.

But if after you do all these and still fall into temptation; you strongly need Jesu Christi in your life. Happy Holy Week.

http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-plans-to-announce-fake-presidential-election-result-pdp/

APC plans to announce fake presidential election result – PDP

MARCH 20, 2015 : SUNDAY ABORISADE, ABUJAThe Peoples Democratic Party Presidential Campaign Organisation alleged on Friday that the All Progressives Congress was planning to announce fake presidential election results after the poll next week, on Radio Chanji.The Director of Media and Publicity of the campaign organisation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, who made the allegation at a news conference in Abuja, also insisted that available facts before the Federal Government had indicated that the APC has a strong link with the broadcasting station.Fani – Kayode, further alleged that the APC would use the radio station being operated from outside Nigeria, to propagate dangerous propaganda to cause chaos after the presidential poll next Saturday.He said, “We believe that we have been vindicated on our report just two days ago about the existence of Radio Chanji. This is despite the denials and the lies by the APC about the true situation of things and about their dastardly intentions and sinister plots to use the station for nefarious purposes.”[/quote]

Sugarpeaches:
She shul enhance it after the marriage if he's still complaining! Until then a push up bra wul do.

Really?
Push-up bra you say?
Even when they go to bed?

It's a very fake and flattering picture.

Typical.

What is this new wide swipe that ladies paint over their eyebrows? Looks like soft crayon or something that was applied in liquid form.

What is it called?

Volksfuhrer:
I would rather believe a priest than rely on PDP agents masquerading as EFCC operatives!

Your campaign of calumny against the venerable priest will surely fail! Stu.pid EFCC!

But why do you blatantly refuse to believe that his accounts are not frozen?

TheSonOfMark:
Hate if you will, cast aspersions if you like but one thing the whole country can't deny is:












UYO ROCKS!


#iRepUyo #MostPeacefulCity #TouristAttraction #ProudlyIbibio #ThePromiseLand

Abeg liff mata for matthias. Make I like ur post bo.

All I see is my ED, UE on the tail fin.

In the end, elections will come and go...
Thugs will keep on thugging,
Politicians will keep on politicking
Haters will keep on hating
Potatoes will continue to potate

And I'll come back to see the winners gloat,
And the losers eat their words.

Vox populi, Vov Dei!

2 words:
Big lie.

chimkaire:
You wouldn't ask your Mum this, would you...Tinyemeka




Being on a social Forum doesn't give you the temerity to address someone you know not, this way. If it were a joke, some Emoji would have shown so...I know you not, remember....

In the end, your intention was to induce an aggravated retort.

Sorry you didn't see the comic side.

zleemshaddy:
BLOOD OF JESUS









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You quoted Zebrudaya.
Why do you shout?

pansophist:
You should stuck up your "holier than thou attitude". You're even wishing him a lengthy ban? That's very inconsiderate! Everyone lies, especially in this case where he doesn't want anything do with his inlaw!

A lie is a lie.

Evil is evil.

Even if he didn't want to have anything to do with the sister-in-law at that moment, he still could have told the truth and tell them that he was in the country and didn't yet want to meet her.

Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

I wish Berem would respond to this.

chimkaire:
Chukwu-aju
*spits profusely*

Speaking slowly and softly in Hilda Dokubo's voice:
My daughter, why are you spitting profusely this early morning?
Are you pregnant?
Do you need to take some Avomine tablets?

imsuboi:
Blaqbeauty, you're speaking out of ignorance.


OP, prior to when I got my iPhone5c by late June 2014, I used to be a blackberry fan boy.

There's nothing you would say to me to convince me an iPhone is better than a blackberry! Nothing o!

But since I got this device, I've been rolling.

Na battery life? E dey!
Processor speed? E dey!
Picture quality? E dey!
Music delivery (sound effects and all)? E dey!
Swag? E too plenty!

+ it's super easy to operate.
Anyone that can't use an iOS device is simply dull. Ultra, uber, super dull!

Upgrading from any device you currently make use of to iOS, is like upgrading from driving a Keke(tricycle) to cruising in a [color=olive]gold plated Bugatti Veyron![/color] (Yes I said it! Quote me anywhere)




[size=20pt]iOS is King [/size]

You didn't address any single thing @Blackbeauty said.

coldsummer:
That is expected of u. For u to remain with APC despite ur knowledge of d party till this time means you can't be trusted anywhere you go!

Good radiance

#GMB

#President

"Good radiance" my brother.

To the PDP abi?

I was energized after reading the first few states and had wanted to remark on how slanted I perceived the Punch article to be.

But seeing how aggravating and inconsequential most comments here on NL are (much like the quantum of value, your number of likes would add to your bank account or number of soup pots in your freezer), I'll simply just yawn, re-adjust my trouser, close this window and move on to the next topic on FP.

Active Nigerian politics are for people who made 3rd class or escaped with a narrow 2.2 in school. If you doubt me, ask Prof Pat Utomi.

pekeyim:
Which one be side boobs?

Boobs that emanate from the sides and not the front.

They are actually multi-purpose. Besides providing feeding bottle relief for her mugus, at night when she flaps them real hard, na flying winch tins be dat.

Or sometimes, she uses them to clap mosquitoes to death, a la Mortein tins.

Na wa o.

What has an SUV (which can be bought for less than a million) got to do with living a fake life?

Did you ask your sister what it takes to secure a property and build a house or buy one outright?

olojuede01:
Really. . HOW MANY IGBO MOVIES DEY

Typical.

Have you ever seen the Niger bridge with your eyes before?

EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?

Upon marrying him, what'd you be bringing to the table?

I was expecting to read something new.