₦airaland Forum

Mrbigman1:
Wia is neto C from self?

Ala Owerre.

He's mum, Kema Chikwe.

Tolexander:
all the while he'd been advocating, endorsing, canvassing and annointing the President and his wife, no death threat.

well, nothing concern me since he didn't cry out when he was given money and envelope by the accused.

When gad he been endorsing Jonathan?

Her right areola is exposed.

Parental discretion is advised.

NSFW.

VickyRotex:
Nairalanders!!! Just an exercise to task your brain... How long does it take you to see the lady in the image? Some might have seen this tho.


If you have seen this before, how long did it take you to figure it out?

The first time I saw this pix, it took me 2hours to figure out the young lady's image. Now this doesnt mean am dumb.
It took some people less than 2hours, while it took others morethan a day. This doesnt mean they are dumb also.

I have one brilliant friend, for two weeks now, believe me she's yet to figure it out, even after trying to explain it to her via chats.


Who s gonna take just 10 seconds to figure it out?

I'm not lying. I saw the old woman's face first before seeing the young lady in about 5 secs. Maybe plain luck.

GEJ's suit doesn't look dapper to me. Doesn't appear... sharp. Not body-fitted. The dapper suit here is that of Oscar Onyeama (blue suit), followed by that of Aig (wharrever the heck he's doing there )

P.S. Na cos una begin use the adjective "dapper" to describe Jona, that's why I decided to look closer o.

Otherwise, I'd have just glanced and passed.

No offence.

I used to have much respect for this woman despite her husband's shenanigans. I used to see her as a Diva.

Guess I was wrong.

yuzedo:
[i]GOODBYES REALLY ARE THE WORST


TRANSITION

We last spoke when I called him as is customary on his November 14 birthday. He was gone in a month

Friday. Same day my own father left this world to the great beyond.

uyosolo:
Lol,nt evry1s head is configured for coffee..i remba som of my mates dt wantd to copy me faintin nd some landin in d hospital...i spent more moni on coffee dan fud or anytin...imagine u drinkin coffee evryday 4 five yrs

My brother, I have reasons to suspect that it's that habitual coffee consumption that contributes to the high rate of cardiac arrests in the US.

You never can tell.

berem:
I did my NYSC programme in the Tor Tiv's hometown called Torkula before I begged to be rdeployed to another better community in the same Guma LG. I particularly know the Tor Tiv's house in Torkula. Sadly,his house is the only building in the community built with cement blocks. Not even electricity and water is available in the communtiy,a place where the Tiv head hails from. Very shameful!

There were no fulani attacks at that time I served. I pity corpers who are serving there now.

The least you could do for those corps members is to tell your Presidential messiah to call his armed brigades to order. Their excesses have become too much.

Are these Boko Haram fighters on recce missions?

Since when did herdsmen walk freely on the streets with assault weapons?

This is how it begins.

jeffizy:
Does a bull (male) urinate from the back or with the Instruments beneath it's tummy ?
Does a cow(female ) not stoop when urinating ?
I think a tap stands there covered by the bull.
The floor is soaked and can't come from just one cow.

Why is the cow's tail raised at that exact moment? Coincidence?
Ok, why are its legs spread apart?

I wonder who he referred to as the 'reptile'?

XketchDesigns:

Mehn! I am speechless! Js2 that's about 12 years old and him/she don know love finish?
My people end time is near.

At 12, I was in SS1.

@OP, after the first two paragraphs, your student lifted the rest of the text from elsewhere. Else he wouldn't have had those errors you circled.

Oproko crowd mentality.

I did in first and second semester first yr cos almost every other person was doing it.

To battle sleep, I first started with Kona cafe (coffee sweets). Then it stopped working and I then shifted to drinking coffee before leaving the lodge.

Coffee drinks later stopped working and I went code black: Chew raw coffee and then wash it down with cold water. All in a bid to ward off sleep.

It was only after I passed out one day in class that I knew I was on a suicide mission. I never tasted coffee again till I graduated.

When I first saw the topic, I initially thought the ex-cop used to work for SARS.

Then I saw Fulani then everything made sense. Specialists in revenge and fighting dirty (attacking defenceless, unprepared family people).

Erm... Shey Buhari is a fulani man? I'm trying to remember.

iebanehita:
Who ever called it Instinct Quotient?

Don't you have instinct?

No vex.

Ignore me.

iebanehita:
Instinct bro. .

you have a different opinion?

It's called Intelligence Quotient, not Instinct Quotient. If you were correct, you should be able to explain your answers.

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Islie:
......... Is that enough to make her quit the marriage the husband query

Yes that is enough to make her quit the marriage.

If he was not initially aware of his genotype, that's a different story.

They should be thankful that the first issue has an AA genotype. It would be heartless playing Russian Roulette and hoping that subsequent offsprings won't be SS. That is being heartless at its peak.

Hmm... Truth be told, I've never seen any section of Enugu-PH expressway like the one allegedly put up by Abati o.

No change of scenes.

I just went and watched Phyno's Yayo.

iebanehita:
16. Iran
7. Senegal
13. Burundi
5. Botswana
6. Ukraine
3. China
10. Iceland

This thing hard o.

Explain how 10 got to be Iceland and 13, Burundi.

17. Panama
8. Wales

jacksparrow1207:
SWERVE

Illiterate clown

Elxandre:
People are funny tho
peeps who can't even get a pic with Papa Ajasco will claim dbanj is famzing even when he snaps with Bill, Dangote, etc.

Check your gallery and tell us the most important personality you ever hanged out with

My bank account?

missterious:
What exactly is D'banj's occupation now?

Ummmm... I think he's a professional poser for now, who occasionally lounges in tins of sardine oil and post pics of his past awards whenever he feels his mojo is going low.

Bigcake:
As an event planner in which i am, the following breakdown shld see u thro in an average nigerian marriage. Tradition marriage plus payment of dowry and sundry expenses will gulp N450k. Note dat most homes do handle everyting in the trado, in such a case consider urself lucky because d expenses on entertaiment will not fall on u. But to be on d safe side budget atleast N450k. For white wedding propper, this is d breakdown, wedding gown N40k to N50k, wedding ring N30k to 50k, cake N30k, drinks n food N150k, reception venue like field is usually cheaper N20 to 30k. Dj N15k, decoration N50k if in an open field, if in a hall N70k. Reception hall N120k, compare dat wit a field. Souvenir N20k note dat u cld be supported by friends wit more souvenir. Mc N10k. Programme N15k. Note dat people will volunteer to assist u in some gray areas which i hav not listed here. If u need more info on dis and hw to help u plan a cashless wedding anywhr in Nigeria, contact me on 07068613908 EKWERE JNR. Wish u well Bro.

What kinds of souvenirs would you buy for N20k?
Foods stuffs alone + caterer fees would gulp 150 - 200k, excluding drinks.

N1m for trad. N1m for an average low-key white wedding.

WisdomFlakes:
Bro, it's so bad that serious investors in a viable business venture I am spearheading are reluctant to drop money due to the uncertainty that has enveloped the entire economy. All because of one man's desperation to hang on to power by all means. JONATHAN, THERE IS GOD O!

Our dollar supply is tied by a very large proportion to proceeds if crude oil sales, which prices fell by half for more than 6 months now.

The shortened dollar supply has made it scarce hence the continued rise against the Naira.

Please what has GEJ got to do with Int'l crude oil prices?

It's unfortunate that pro-Buhari or anti-Jonathan comments immediately gather so much likes no matter how incorrect and misleading they sound, just so long as it denigrates the president in favour of Buhari.

Goes a long way to show the quality of composition of the government opposition.

We should be careful of what we wish for.