₦airaland Forum

ayukdaboss:
The previous results still stand, elections will be conducted in some weeks time in areas where elections didn't hold. I see Rochas still cruising to victory with even a wider margin this time. I see you pooing in your trousers now

Enyi gaa je kporu ala.

What do you know about Imo state? Ezinihitte and Ahiazu will just replicate what happened at Aboh and it's game over for the illegal Fulani occupant of Douglas House.

Chai. I made a decision to avoid politics discussions. I'll make an exception with ala Imo ke'm.

Isiterere:
I just dey laff...


** The beauty of Democracy : Lagos has two governors; Akinwumi AMBODE wins Lagos State (APC) while Jimi Agbaje wins Lagoon state (PDP) Lagoon state has 5lg ; Imo lg,Enugu lg,Ebonyi lg,Abia lg, and Anambra lg... just 4 laff...




ALL IZZ WELL

Wow! Can you beat that?

You just made a joke.

Oya clap for yourself. Clown.

Walelavender:
Rochas has got a lot of definite winning skills. Congrats to him. He shouldn't dissapoint Imolites

This was the same sentiment shared in 2011 that eventually led to disappointments.

akthedream:
..save your rant and visit the nearest clinic to test your Bp if need be.Okorocha will be your Governor come may 30..lol

You have your mouth.

Time will tell.

olas24u:
A restaurant in the Nigerian state of Ogunhas been shut down after the authorities reportedly found it has been selling dishes made of human meat.
The police recovered at least two fresh human heads when they arrested 11 people from the restaurant including the owner, six women and four men, following a tip-off.
The blood-soaked heads were found wrapped in cellophane sheets.
Officials have also seized two AK-47 rifles, other weapons, dozens of rounds of ammunitions and several mobile phones during the raid.
"Each time I came to market, because the hotel is very close to the market, I always noticed funny movements in and out of the hotel; dirty people with dirty characters always come into the hotel. So, I was not surprised when the police made this discovery in the early hours of yesterday," a local resident told the Osun Defender.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/nigeria-restaurant-served-roasted-human-heads-102018159.html#lFrkTfK

The restaurant doesn't have a name?

cashpaulo:
Lols can't help laughing out loud......yes o guys come out o

They look like Yoruba Deeper Life or RCCG members undergoing baptism.

True or False.

Remember all liars shall go to...

Who is this clown claiming leader of MASSOB?

Uwazuruike is no longer a MASSOB member.

ify84:
15 LGA so far..... Rochas 179,233..... Ihedioha 204,420.... Interesting but rochas winning more LGA.... 11......

Chai.
My BP has been escalating O.

My problem with Rochas is that he's 110% of a talker than a doer. He gave so many promises in 2011, coupled with that Rev Fr's alleged (which we later saw to be false) and these enabled him to oust Ikiri.

Mbaise/Mbano had been completely neglected in the scheme of things by Rochas.

Hon Emeka Ihedioha possesses Federal exposure and years of political experience. He regularly holds open consultations with his constituents whenever he's in town, hence that result from Aboh his home LG.

Mbaise/Okigwe axis will surely slant to Hon Ihedioha.

Whizzcute:
This Captain iheanacho is just the nightmare of Ihedioha

Very true.

wristwatch:
4. On okada (Bike)

I remember one day I took a bike and d bike man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang halleluyah still I get to my destination. Lol no be my fault "I be human being nah"

Feel free to add yours

Damn!!!

A wickedly gifted bosom lady came on board the bike (in essence she sat behind you with the bike man in the front) and your tin sang halleluyah through out the trip?

Dude...

You gay!

I want to see Nice and his camel.

Raiders:
Otti is a bad loser. He should learn from GEJ and accept defeat. Abia is a strong PDP state and there is no way APGA can win because they don't have a strong party structure in SE

Where do you reside?

BeeBeeOoh:
One bald headed wizard in his village is fanning himself with d man's picture..

Hia!
Isn't Purefoy that CNN correspondent?

makzeze:
The former Chairman of the Pension Reform Task Team (PRTT), Mr. Abdulrasheed Maina, yesterday, said he is ready with his former colleagues, who were then drawn from the State Security Service (SSS), the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission (ICPC) to assist the President elect, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari stop corruption in the pension sector.

He said one of the achievements of President Goodluck Jonathan was the setting up of the Pension Reform Task Team in 2010, adding that the team in its 2 years of operation was able to recover N280 billion for government.

"The team courageously stopped the stealing of N300 million daily by the management of Police Pension Office in 2011, the stealing of N4.25 billion from the Head of Service on monthly basis and the establishment of an electronic pension management system and smart cards to curb stealing." he said.

Speaking through one of his former members who is the Executive Secretary, Legislative Watch, Hon. Ngozika Ihuoma, while addressing the media in Abuja on how to sanitize the sector, said all those involved in pension theft must be decisively brought to book.

He said: "Thank God that the President elect is a pensioner. Every effort must be put in place to ensure that our senior citizens enjoy the fruit of their labor here on earth."
Reacting to statement credited to a coalition of civil Society Group which was led by Comrade Ali Abacha in national daily, not THISDAY, he said Abacha’s allegations against the team that comprised SSS, EFFC, ICPC and other paramilitary agencies, were made in sheer desperation, adding that it was his attempt to fight PRTT back because of the blockage of channels of leakages of the pension fund.

To authenticate his claim against Abacha, Maina made available a charge sheet dated 24 June, 2011 (Appendix 9), which was instituted by EFCC against, Messrs Shuaibu Teidi, Ali Abacha and Elder Act

Source:http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/ex-pension-boss-offers-to-assist-buhari-stop-corruption-in-sector/206326/#.VSct2tij25s.facebook

I feel extremely insulted reading this piece. I sincerely hope Buhari will live up to billing in his pledge to fight the corruption for which GEJ was accused of being clueless to handle.

APC and Co, please do not disappoint.

A simple google search of Abdulrasheed Maina will show what I am talking about.

This is one of the things that make me uncomfortable with having a Northerner in power. No offense.

The level of nepotism and tribal shenanigans is unprecedented. I sincerely hope Buhari is an exception.

Reps back Senate, demand Maina’s immediate sack
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/121038-reps-back-senate-demand-mainas-immediate-sack.html

Maina absconds from duty and flees the country:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/02/pension-fund-scam-embattled-maina-flees-nigeria/

Maina’s wife beats husband’s secretary to coma over alleged extra marital affair
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nnorth-east/147580-mainas-wife-beats-husbands-secretary-coma-alleged-extra-marital-affair.html

The man lacks character and integrity required in heading an anti-graft agency.

Kriptic:
T.A Orji bu ekwensu si na oku mmuo. I was shocked when it was reported that he won Abia Central. I was like "Where? Why? When? How?" This guy in 8 years has reduced Abia, God's own state to devil's own state. Abia is now a land of squalor. Right from the Abia Tower in Umuahia, the rot hits you. By the time you get to Aba, all you can see is condemnation. The whole state literally stinks. He is a demon straight from the pit of hell and he must be made to return there. I'm not even from Abia yet I hurt deeply. I can't begin to imagine what pain and anger the Abians are feeling.

How ironic it is that he answers Ochendo when he can't protect or cater for anyone.

My brother I share your pain.

I heard he secured just 3 votes in his ward (probably from his wife, son and himself), though I am yet to confirm that.. Then we get to hear that he won the Senate seat.

T. A. Orji was part of the reason GEJ got such few votes from Abia state. People were so disenchanted, they did not bother coming out to vote, because the common opinion was that even if they vote against him and his party PDP, he'd still rig the election. Unfortunately, that disenchantment with PDP by extension, affected GEJ count from Abia.

Ok. You have shown me the front view, side view, back view, and underground view.

Pics of the owner changing from Gear 7 to reverse gear when he was parking the gwongworo or I don't believe it.

There are just more than "a thousand ways to die".

In her case, it happened instantly. Like shutting off a light switch. No pain I guess.

ezeagu:
A homophone are different words with the same sound, so stalk (secretly follow somebody) and stalk (the stem of a plant) are homophones in English. In many languages including Igbo you can make a sentence using homophones.

In order to participate you have to make a grammatically correct (maybe with some exceptions) sentence in Igbo using one sound and then translate it for the sake of others.. They can be no smaller than four words.

I'll start:

Ézì èzí èzí ézì Ézí ézí èzí

Trans: The foreign/wild pig showed the pig of Ezi town a proper family/household.

and

Há hà há háà ha ha

Trans: They left them and then the others left them.

Éké èké éké éké

Trans: The python created the division of/on Eke day

I am just quietly reading in awe.

Never knew so much homophones could be combined in such long sentences.

stonecoldcafe:
Lalasticala make una try help this guy nah! The boy wan invest for our obodo Naija

Op, why didn't you put this up in the business section? I wish i had solid advise to give on immigration and co but i don't have any. I got one though, since you are an ECOWAS citizen, this should be pretty easy.

Hi. Good words of advice. Correction though: Cameroon is not an ECOWAS state but a CAR, Central African Region country.

megainvest:
Bulls gradually returning. Next week will be very interesting.

Chief, do you still use meritrade?

Ice Prince does Rap/HipHop. If he were to make an attempt into the American music scene, he'd be in a better position to succeed the break-in than D'Banj, who is AfroPop.

This is what D'Banj failed to realise when he signed to GOOD music. My question then was "after 'Oliver Twist', what next? Did songs like 'Don't tell me nonsense' sell well in the US?" Except maybe he starts singing soulfully like Akon.

IcePrince if he improves, stands a better chance of breaking into the U S market.

searay:
And ofcourse if its too costly ,i trust my ijaw brothers to be on standby with free rescue things. Infact i trust our prayers that we are ready to do moses things,and the lagoon will dry like desert after Jimi is declared winner. Lastly, we hereby adopt Mr Jimi Agbaje and as a result he is now JIMINWA AGBAJEZE

Complete it with HRH.

Oke mmiri 1 of Alausa Lagos.

coogar:


worried that he could be gay on the down low?

Not necessarily.

Worried that he's perfect at hiding stuff from her.

Dude was fishing.

Testing the waters and testing his chyking skills to see if they still worked like before.

Funny thing is that if the ex had played along, he probably would have had a change of heart (conscience tins) and chickened out.

Wifey should have been a bit patient. Get the screenshots yeah, watch for more confirmatory chats.

All these showed were that he was still nursing feelings for MRS ex-babe who even now has kids.

Dude is just discontent. Too bad.

MD45:
Like I said before in an earlier post. Its ground transportation. Please, do you have experience in this field of transportation?

It'd help you to be a bit more specific.

Buses? Taxis? Trucks?

What ground transport?

Alfred234:
Emetophilia is crazy mhen! but am not surprised sha when I googled sexuality I discovered some people are even sexually attracted to feces like W.T.F feces? I give up.

Coprophilia

It may even be a mental disorder sef. Just that the subjects haven't yet started going about naked.

I'd always known about the words Numinous and Palindromes e.g. Madam, racecar.

I never knew there was a name for that smell of rain (petrichor)

And I used to think that ability to smell rain was a physiologic variation, like tongue rolling. Abi isn't it?

Doctors in the house...

In all honesty, I long ago decided that tribalism is a trait of narrow-minded thought process and try my best to avoid it or threads where it is being displayed.

But the more I observe the slant of comments from people I perceive to be from the North and SW, the more convinced I am that South Easterners stand a lot to lose than gain, in this scheme of things called Nigeria. We don't just reason alike at all. Things are just so different.

Remember I did not intend tribalism here. Just my objective observation.

jpphilips:
Jonathan is a simple man indeed! in coming months, the real Jonathan will be disclosed to you.

Could you shed more light please?

Corruption cases?

Patiently waiting.

I was under the impression that FFK was NL's CramJones.

Flets:
With Tinubu at the helm of affairs, the incoming government is already a failed one.

With Amaechi tipped as SGF, Its business as usual. 

With Saraki seeking senate president, Nigerians should forget about any law at the favour of the masses

Ngige who openely agreed to rigging his way into anambra state govt house under PDP is already tipped for a ministerial role..... what greater corruption? 

Okorocha who would be losing his seat next Saturday is also favoured to be part of the new cabinet after his monumental fraud in Imo state

Who is more PDP than Amaechi? .... 8 years as speaker of house and 6.5yrs as governor all under PDP.

Who is more PDP than Bukola? .... 8 years as governor under PDP, Almost four years as Senator under PDP.

Where is the change?

My brother, that slogan "Change" was just a mantra. Short and easy to remember by gullible bumkums.

At least GEJ can go back to rest and collect his presidential pension monthly. The man is a simple man with simple needs.

He should be the happier one.