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Politics › Re: Does Nigeria Have An Intelligence Gathering Outfit? by tlops(m): 4:57pm On Jul 18, 2011
haboosa:
we have National intelligent agency, NIA which is just like the American CIA and Russian KGB smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
how strong are they? character-wise, integrity-wise how do they gather their infos, by torturing the innocents?
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by tlops(m): 4:53pm On Jul 18, 2011
Generally thats what 9ja women (good %age) turn to when they become comfortable with their man/bf. they grow fat. start tying wrapper up and down and make the relationship boring for the guys. the bad thing is the posters gf forgot she wasn't married to him.

Poster, I dont know what advice to give but reason it well.
Politics › Re: Does Nigeria Have An Intelligence Gathering Outfit? by tlops(m): 4:38pm On Jul 18, 2011
haboosa:
we have National intelligent agency, NIA which is just like the American CIA and Russian KGB smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
how strong are they? character-wise, integrity-wise how do they gather their infos, by torturing the innocents?
Family › Re: My Wife Has No Respect Please Advice by tlops(m): 4:31pm On Jul 18, 2011
Ask Dr (Amb) Wigwe for advice!!!
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by tlops(m): 4:28pm On Jul 18, 2011
Poster don hammer and is now looking for fresh blood, Goodluck Jonathan to you shocked
Politics › Re: Does Nigeria Have An Intelligence Gathering Outfit? by tlops(m): 4:23pm On Jul 18, 2011
There are, as posters have mentioned, but corruption (greed) will not let them succeed.
Sports › Re: Japan Vs USA Ends 5 - 3 (2:2 AET 3:1 PSO) On Sunday 17th July @ 7:45pm by tlops(m): 8:43pm On Jul 17, 2011
0-0 ist lek
Sports › Re: Japan Vs USA Ends 5 - 3 (2:2 AET 3:1 PSO) On Sunday 17th July @ 7:45pm by tlops(m): 8:23pm On Jul 17, 2011
The american babes are really oppressing the japanese tsunamis.
Politics › Re: Ijaw Monitoring Group Wants Sambo Deployed To Borno! by tlops(m): 4:22pm On Jul 17, 2011
M M M:
Sambo were re u ? angry
on my way to Boko haram!
Romance › Re: Only Married Men Ask Me Out! by tlops(m): 5:49pm On Jul 16, 2011
U need cancelling, i will do it free of charge for you
Mr cancellor,
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Earns N1m Monthly And Others Earns: by tlops(m): 5:28pm On Jul 16, 2011
hallmark77:
When Yaradua was alive his salary was 100Million Naira per month,someone is trying to hide the salary of the President.Ministers earns daily expenses that they are entitled to equals 1Million Naira.That publication is misleading unless they mean $1Million!
9ja
Celebrities › Re: Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Announce That They Are Splitting. by tlops(m): 5:08pm On Jul 16, 2011
Jenny , I am waiting with open legs,
Politics › Re: Lagos Flood: PDP Demands BRF'S Resignation by tlops(m): 6:30pm On Jul 15, 2011
It was recorded that other parts of the world with the so-called developed drainage was equally flooded last week (sweden and Denmark I know). This PDP people should go and eat pooh somewhere. BRF you better set plans to prevent future occurrence next time we will not spare,
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Targets Aso Rock And Wants JTF Withdrawn by tlops(m): 3:55pm On Jul 14, 2011
adeks2:
, their men carried out attacks on some banks in the state, adding that they were compelled to attack the banks because they were not operating within the precepts of Islam. “They are not working for the cause of the masses and they are not operating within the Islamic system, and we attacked them because we believe it is our right to do so,” he maintained. He vowed that the scet would continue to attack the banks.

All those clamouring for Islamic banking, please think twice.
GEJ should stop that sanusi of a chap with his islamic banking agenda.
Crime › Re: Woman With 7 Babies born in 12 months Charged with Child Trafficking by tlops(m): 3:51pm On Jul 14, 2011
why cant you pple believe shocked shocked shocked, see as she arranged the children according to their "gogolarity", this woman nor get sense at all.
Politics › Re: Fashola Vs Gej In Disaster Response by tlops(m): 3:46pm On Jul 14, 2011
J-boy!
Politics › Re: See Boko Haram's Website by tlops(m): 3:45pm On Jul 14, 2011
[quote author=sweet_gala link=topic=712998.msg8715997#msg8715997 date=1310649092]While I agree that full military force needs to be used to crush this JOKO RAMS , this might backfire and cause a civil war. The federal government must petition northern leaders and emirs to denounce Boko haram first[/quote]Good Idea, the FG should charge the Emirs with the responsibilities of fishing them out or get fired. I believe the help of security services they could reduce their activities,
Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome Vows To Never Forgive Kennis Music by tlops(m): 3:39pm On Jul 14, 2011
crappy song,
Politics › Re: "Former Nigerian Ambassador To Kenya Chijioke Wigwe's Shocking Story!" by tlops(m): 7:33pm On Jul 13, 2011
yawn,
Business › Re: Intercontinental Bank And Access Bank Merge? by tlops(m): 7:32pm On Jul 13, 2011
DJTee:
It is an acquisition
who is acquiring who?
Business › Re: N150,000 Withdrawal Limit: Court Can’t Stop Me, Says Sanusi by tlops(m): 6:58pm On Jul 13, 2011
una never halla,
Politics › Re: How Akala Looted Oyo Treasury —ajimobi by tlops(m): 6:46pm On Jul 13, 2011
Tony from:
ITS A CHOP I CHOP MINISTRY THEY CANT USE EFCC TO CATCH AKALA THE GUY NA BAD GUY
By the Time AJUMOBI go finish im tenure now una go giva am name[b]AJUMO JE " Chop am togeda"[/b]
, (Laugh)
9ice name, AjumoJE! hopefully I am included.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia And Kanu Nwankwo Launch Football Talent Search by tlops(m): 6:41pm On Jul 13, 2011
Toaskarity:
WETIN CONCERN 2FACE AND FOOTHBALL TALENT huh naija self the way they issue contract just for the sake of popularity and not in the field  undecided
small time VIRGY ETIABA go show case for basketball talent search!  undecided
Tu face is another kind of "playa", hence his participation.
Romance › Re: "love" Does Not Exist, Let's Stop This Delusion! by tlops(m): 5:52pm On Jul 11, 2011
God is Love!
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Stars In Malawian Film-the Return by tlops(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2011
she looks malawian.
Politics › Re: Heavy Rain Floods Parts Of Lagos by tlops(m): 5:01pm On Jul 11, 2011
Denmark!

Two days of violent rainstorms have left Copenhagen and eastern Zealand under water; monsoon-like conditions are expected to continue


Saturday's rains left many motorways, including Lyngbyvej, impassible (Photo: Scanpix)

The deluge began on Saturday evening following a day of muggy hot temperatures. And when all was said and done, some 150 millimetres of rain had fallen on Copenhagen in less than three hours. It was as much rain as the area normally gets in two months. The Danish Meteorological Institute (DMI) recorded 18,602 lightning strikes.

Central Copenhagen was hardest hit. In nearby Roskilde, where the annual Roskilde Festival was in full swing, they were lucky. There, just 50 millimetres fell.


A woman wades through the water flooding Ryparken Station Staurday night (Photo: Scanpix)

The tracks at Copenhagen’s main train station, Hovedbanegården, were under water and Tivoli Amusement Park had to be evacuated.

“There is just one word to describe it, and that is ‘chaos’,” said public broadcaster DR reporter Preben Lund from Hellerup Station on Saturday. Lund described exit tunnels filled with rain and sewage water and commuters running across the train tracks to avoid using them.

On Sunday morning, residents and shopkeepers throughout the city were still bailing and pumping out flooded basements, mopping muddy floors and hauling waterlogged furniture, books and clothes to bins.

Mud lines centimetres up building walls and piles of drowned rats, washed out of overflowing basements and sewage pipes, were a common sight many places around the city.

“There are thousands of dead rats,” Klaus Palskov, owner of the sewage service company ABC Kloak og Ejendomsservice told Politiken newspaper.

Palskov’s company was busy throughout the weekend pumping water out of flooded basements at both residences and businesses. Insurance companies and clean up services also reported heavy call volumes, with waits to get through lasting for upwards of 30 minutes.

Business was also brisk at the region’s home centres, where dehumidifiers and shop-vacs were long gone by Sunday afternoon, and mops and buckets were on many customers’ lists.


The 50mm of rain recorded at the Roskilde Festival were enough to muddy the fairgrounds, but not enough to dampen the spirits of most festivalgoers (Photo: Scanpix)

“Jutland. Try, Jutland,” attendants at the Silvan home centre in Birkerød repeatedly told customers looking for dehumidifiers on Sunday. Most had turned up looking for ways to dry out their soggy basements after learning that it could take over a week for clean up services to work through their backlogs.

After a few hours of drying sunshine on Sunday afternoon, the rain began again – though luckily not as violently.

On Monday morning the chaos continued, as soggy commuters struggled to get to jobs in the city. Train and bus service was delayed in all directions due to downed switching signals, muddy tracks and washed out roads. Some roads – like parts of Amager Motorway on the city’s southeast side – were still under water.

After being paralysed on Sunday, train service had come back online after makeshift repairs to washouts, including one near Nordhavn Station that halted traffic on the Kystbanen commuter line. Service, however, remained spotty and train operator DSB said it expects disruptions will continue for the next few days.

Adding to the problems, many traffic lights were still out of service after the storms.

Beyond the inconvenience of traffic delays and train cues, Copenhagen’s deputy assistant police commissioner Henrik Møller Jakobsen told Politiken that there were continued dangers due to the massive flooding.

“It’s important to be aware that manhole covers have been washed away and there are big holes in the roads now because of the water,” Jakobsen said.
Politics › Re: Heavy Rain Floods Parts Of Lagos by tlops(m): 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2011
Southern Sweden has been struck with flooded roads and railroads, closed stores, fires caused by lightning strikes and thousands of homes left without power, after a heavy thunderstorm hit the area on Saturday.

The Swedish meteorological institute (SMHI) warns that troubles may not be over yet.

"A thunder cloud has formed over Skåne. When the weather is this warm and humid, this can cause very powerful thunderstorms, with downpour and gusts," said Eva Strandberg, meteorologist at SMHI, to news agency TT.

The violent storm blew in over Östergötland and Småland, south-eastern areas of Sweden, on Saturday. At worst, 2500 households in the Norrköping area were left without power.

SMHI has issued a class 1 warning, which means there could be certain risks to the general public, and the deluge caused chaos in the areas worst hit by the storm.

Outside of Linköping, 120 millimeters of rain fell in less than two hours, reported local emergency services. The rainfall flooded several roads, and caused extensive damage to houses.

"Many urban areas are flooded with water, and roads and railroads are underwater," said Leif Stenberg, head of rescue operations in Linköping.

The region was also hit by numerous fires caused by lightning, including one private home. Several stores were forced to close after losing power.

"We've been getting calls non-stop. We've had people stuck in elevators that we've had to help out," said Michael Strömberg, in charge of Norrköping's emergency services.

SMHI reports that the risk for thunder continues on Sunday in several areas of southern Sweden: Öland, Gotland, Skåne, Blekinge and Småland.

The unsettled weather is also expected to continue into the coming w
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by tlops(m): 7:27pm On Jul 07, 2011
giorgie:
@ puck_NL

Actually, the guy can have both German and Nigeria passport at the same time . This can be done in two ways
1. If one of his parents is a German citizen at birth.(German citizenship is solely based on parents and not a place of birth .) So if AT BIRTH , one of the parents is German and the other is Nigerian, the child can have a dual citizenship of both countries if he so wishes . One of my cousins hold a dual citizenship of both Germany and Nigeria from birth .
The second way he can  have a dual nationality with Germany is as follows -
At the point of naturalization in Germany, you are made to renounce other forms of citizenship u may hold , so u strip urself of the Nigerian citizenship . If you do decide to take the Nigerian citizenship once again ,you can then go through the process of naturalization in Nigeria and  after u decide to take up the Nigerian citizenship again , YOU HAVE TO APPLY FOR APPROVAL TO TAKE UP A SECOND CITIZENSHIP IN  GERMANY , and if the application is successful , you can then take up the Nigerian citizenship once again . If you do a quick search on Wikipedia or the German nationality website , you will learn more .

THEREFORE , IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THIS  DRUG COURIER IS IN FACT A GERMAN AS WELL AS A NIGERIAN CITIZEN !
Guy, leave story for the historian. The guy is German[b][size=18pt].[/size][/b]

you can always pick up a Nigerian passport any time.
Travel › Re: Where Have You Lived In Nigeria-only Places one year and more please by tlops(m): 7:15pm On Jul 07, 2011
blank:
This http sef. Is it comprehension or insanity that is worrying u? Dem ask which state have u lived for up to a year, u begin talk of all the towns and villages that u passed through. I can describ Lokoja very well cos na where i dey pass but e no mean say i don live there. Na just to dey brag and brag.
blank:
See yourself? Dem ask question u begin set your own question, answer am. Na wa 2 u. If you never stay one place for up to a yr, say it boldly. Mr columbus.
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=707623.msg8670856#msg8670856 date=1310051344]Roflmao

It's either you are a bus driver,a SOJA or policeman ! grin grin nothing do you sha,man must survive.[/quote]You guys should leave http oh! if you ask him which countries he has lived in you will be amazed how many countries our comrade will list simply because his name is HTTP, or na www or yahoo yahoo.

http, keep walking
Travel › Re: Where Have You Lived In Nigeria-only Places one year and more please by tlops(m): 3:24pm On Jul 07, 2011
Lagos : 9 years
Oyo: 10
kwara: 4 years
Jigawa: 1 year
Kano: 6 month
Kaduna 5 month
Politics › Re: Rich Kids Joy Riding In Abuja Killing/injuring Poor Bystanders. by tlops(m): 6:26pm On Jul 05, 2011
Nna see Formula 1 business, build a small center and charge fees for them to participate.

Well, FRSC must act and regulate, I like the initiative but the venue is wrong. Plus I could listen to this reporter all day, sounds like he is singing
Exactly, This could be a nice business for FRSC and could also be used for testing ground and maybe we will develop our own F1 stars.

but people get mind oh, how could someone dress up and face "firing squad".

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