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How young?

girl who is 18 Years, is thinking of universirty wont disturb u for narriage

To create Job for man such as production of mosquito net, fleet etc

Go to secondary schools

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zexy2030:
The 10 kinds of dicks women in naija loves from mine research..

There are different kinds of dicks and they provide women with different levels of pleasure.

Note: All pussies are the same but the irregular joysticks of men made so many women have different shapes of pussies.

Not all joysticks are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
this research reveals what women love and why, incase u notice ur babe refuse to let go her broke ex, this could be the reasons:

1. The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the penis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!

2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.

3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your clitoris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.

4 The Thor. This penis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this penis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This dick is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.

5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.

6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.

7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.

8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making sex painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.

9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable penis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.

10 The Angry Wrestler. This penis seems angry when erect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing o


f the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

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Give us picture of each for a. Good understanding

President Buhari who led Nigeria out of financial recession was to receive the law ffrom GOD.HJe went with his private JET to collect the law ashe was instructed.he came back with a gloomy face. He knew his people would not accept one of his commandment. He was certain it was going to invoke the wrath of the people and could cost him his second term bid. He quickly sought counsel from his adviders. Mr lai mohanmed, thecountry minister of information advised him to embark on a three mointh trip abroad faking ill health and delegated the responsibility of defending the law before the senate to vice president prof osibanjo.the suggestion was well received by many. President buhari announced that the loudspeaker God used in speaking to him was so loud that it deafenes his ear. Consequently he would embark on emergency leave fo three months.

On the appointed day, acting president osibanjo presented the law to the senate.the senate president read the law to the hearing of the distinguish senators.

“thou shall have no other God before me” he read

Those in support of the adoption of that portion indicated by saying “AI” while those against said”NEY”
The former were in majority so he proceeded to the next law
“thou shall not make for thyself any graven image and bow to it”
Once again the Ais were in majority.he continued until he reached the six commandment.
“thou shall not commit adultery”
On hearing this, the whole senate bursted in chaos. It took special intervention of the sergent at arm to restore peace . ninty percent voted against while the remaining ten voted in favour.
Senator Yerima was the first to speak
“distinguish senators,variety is the spice of life.at times,I sleep with seven year old girls. Othertimes I sleep with elderly married men. I commited adultery yesterday, I will commit adultery today.my wife has not complained. She ia happy, I am happy everyone is happy so why is GOD SAD?
“your wife is not happy, she is crying deep inside. She has been praying to God to change your reckless livestyle.the under age girls you sleep with could contact VVF.you could inflict STD on your wife too.” The professor of law replied

Senator Dino Melaye, the controversial senator was the next in line
“what is God business with what I do in the bedroom. I hope he did not install a hidden camera to watch us when we are naked. He should respect our right to privacy.”

“God created you in his image. Your body is his temple. He has every right to intrude in your privacy the same way you intrude in your childs privacy. You are like a child to him.he owns you “

Senator Akpabio spoke last
“if one plate of meat doesn’t satisfy me, I can go outside and eat an extra plate. I think there are more presing need in the countrylike the biafran agitation and killing of Fulani herds men and God is more concerned with how I use my rod. I suggest we should strip GOD off his power. He should focus on installing new pope, general overseer and church leaders.
Finally,it was decided that GOD SHOULD BEsummoned to appear before the house of assembly in two weaks time. He must wear his Godly uniform. Prof Osibanjo objected that GOD doesn’t have a definite address and so couldn’t have his summon letters delivered to him. Senate president Saraki objected directing the professor to deliver the letter to God in prayers. The session came to an end

this has nothing to do with politics so PDP and APC be warned

hahn:
I am the kind of person who enjoys listening to the lyrics of a song and honestly gospel music at this point irritates me.

I was listening to one this morning on the radio and the lyrics were like

This one na my heritage
This one na my culture
This one na my tradition
I go follow Jesus

And I was like, "no that is the heritage, culture and tradition of your ancestors slave masters"

Gospel music is annoying

. no, you don't get it. s

culture is way of life. following Jesus is her way of life

Vic2Ree:
I'm kind of an agnostic atheist in the sense that I don't believe there are no gods. I just can't see any evidence to believe so. However, I like listening to classic christian worship music (you know the Don Moens, the Michael W Smiths) once in a while. I find the lyrics cringe-worthy now because of my current views on religion but I still enjoy them once in a while. I don't know, is this hypocritical?

you don't need reason to justify your feeling flow with your heart

MrHandsome2013:
I hate them so much.
the reason for the hate is cos they allowed me to wallowed in depression and loneliness to the extent that i wasted so many years staying indoor..
They went about telling people that i am mentally unstable..
I question them why i look different from my siblings who have normal body stature..
all my class mates are married and have good jobs..
They destroyed my happiness and they want me to let them be..
Never.
look at me in my late twenties, no achievement.
The so called mother that calls herself deaconess in the church never cared..that is why i stopped going to church...
i have decleared war on them...

kindly read Tim lahaye book " why you act the way you do" , then notice your parents temperament and how it is opposition your melancholy state.
they just did not understand your differences

dem don Wake up

ROLE
POSITIVE POLE

NEGATIVE POLE



Server
service (serving the common good)
servitude (loss of own power)


Artisan
creation (bringing good ideas to life)
artifice (ideas used to deceive)


Warrior
persuasion (influencing others’ will)
coercion (imposing own will)


Scholar
knowledge (learning from life)
theory (lost in abstractions)


Sage
communication (delivering messages)
verbosity (stuck on transmission)


Priest
motivation (inspiring others to change up)
zealotry (overly fanatical)


King
mastery (absolute responsibility)
tyranny (absolute power)

Six of the seven soul types actually belong in pairs. Those in a pair share a similar function or specialism in life:
Priests and Servers are both inspiration specialists, concerned with the well-being of others, serving the greater good, seeking to improve the quality of life for all.
Sages and Artisans are both expression specialists, concerned with bringing ideas to life, giving form or voice to their inner thoughts and feelings, thereby changing others’ perceptions.
Kings and Warriors are both action specialists, concerned with turning practical objectives into reality, making things happen, setting goals and moving towards them.
Scholars stand alone as the neutral role, and they are the assimilation specialists, absorbing knowledge from li

Our soul type is often evident in the first years of life but then becomes masked to some extent by false self or false personality. This consists of cultural programming, ego, persona and so on — the superficial identity we all develop which has nothing to do with who we really are.
Usually, it is not until mid-life that much of this false identity is broken through and our true essence comes to express itself more clearly. For example, a female Warrior in her late 30s who has so far been a stay-at-home housewife might suddenly find her true calling as a political activist. A male Artisan who has followed in his father’s footsteps in the armed forces might have a mid-life crisis and decide to become a poet.
Whereas our soul type is permanent, everything else can change from one life to the next: race, nationality, religion, gender, social standing, profession. But the essence and consciousness will be consistent

7. The King
Kings are naturally born leaders. They have a strong personality and are seen as assertive, commanding, making sure that things get done in a timely and almost perfect manner.
One key to identifying this type of soul is to look for an expression that seems concentrated, focused, and self-assured. King eyes are generally pointed, fixed, and unwavering in their directness.
Kings are so driven by mastery that they rarely abandon a task or new skill until they have completely mastered it. They are perfectionists and they demand their exacting standards from others.
They are good in problem-solving. Their drive for perfection makes them controlling, overbearing, and even merciless at times. They are adept at seeing the big picture and are excellent at delegating jobs to the right people.
They make 1% of the population. Most of them hold positions in government and politics, and the higher echelons of bureaucratic hierarchies due to their addiction to mastery, perfectionism and almost psychopathic action taking tendencies. Not all kings will hold thrones but they often rise to positions of leadership in their chosen profession

The Priest
Priests raise people up. They enjoy the role of being a motivator and love to channel their inner strength to help others succeed.
They seek to raise consciousness and improve the world. Priests easily attract attention, either through their striking good looks or their fiery sermons. However, they are prone to having an inflated ego.
Priests are naturally compassionate, charismatic and draw a congregation to them, even if non-religious.
They bring inspiration and recognize the endless potential that people have. They inspire their followers to make positive changes in their lives.
These caring and compassionate individuals make 7% of the population. Most of them are public motivational speakers, coaches and spiritual teachers.

The Sage
Sages are typically charming people. They keep people entertained by their charisma that entices almost everyone. They love to be in public and express themselves through art, music, and dance.
When a sage smiles their eyes dance with an infectious playfulness. They are generally humorous in their observations and rarely miss an opportunity to tell a joke.
Sages are skilled assimilators of wisdom, wanting to comprehend the world around them and then share it. They are not always original thinkers, preferring to take ideas from others and add their own twist to them.
They could be arrogant when not given the proper attention and resort to dramatic tendencies in social circles.
10% of the population makes up these friendly and fun-loving folks. Sages are natural performers and make excellent actors, singers, and teachers. They improvise well.

The Scholar
Scholars are naturally born curious. They enjoy accruing as much knowledge as possible. Because of this treat, they never struggle in the academic world.
They may be easygoing in nature, yet are found to be very methodical and adventurous in their intellectual pursuits. Scholars may go to great lengths to acquire knowledge about a subject, even endure personal sacrifice for the sake of knowledge.
Scholars are not fond of public displays of emotion and avoid conflict. Their cold gaze is the biggest tell-tale sign of their role. Others might perceive them as arrogant or too analytic.
They love to share what they’ve learned with others though.
We see them in the 13% of the population. They are comfortable in the fields of science, math, and research. Most of them are masters of a subject or teachers

The Warrior
True to their name, the Warriors are the active type. They love to overcome challenges to achieve their goals and dreams.
They enjoy hard work and find delight in being rewarded for it. They have indomitable spirits and withstand thorough punishments.
Warriors typically have strong, muscular bodies that are ready to go to battle, either physically or idealistically. They often have low voices and appear grounded and solid.
Sometimes, they could be notorious and show short fumes and blunt attitudes which others find intimidating.
Warriors hold 17% of the population. They are the athletes, soldiers, and salesmen to name a fe

The Artisan
The Artisan is a creative individual who is skilled in expressing the thoughts they came to ponder.
They enjoy being original and productive.
Artisans feel a primal urge to create something, ANYTHING. Their creations can range from handicrafts to a piece of poetry to a scientific theorem. While artisans thrive in the fine arts, their creative juice can be directed at anything.
Artisans are responsible for all the cool gadgets, stunning pieces of arts, and advancement in technology.
They form 22% of the population and are seen as the artists, engineers, architects, mechanics, and others who display considerable skills

The Server
The Server’s primary trait is being a natural caretaker. Servers seek to make the world better by doing everything in their capacity to help people ease their sufferings. They’re always on the lookout for those who are in need to offer a helping hand.
However, Server’s tend to be abused because of their excessive generosity. People forget that Servers are also humans who have their own needs. On the other side of the spectrum, they can be really manipulative.
They may be found in the medical fields or public service, such as social workers or politicians.
If you think you’re a Server, be not overwhelmed by trying to fix everyone’s problems.
Servers comprise 30% of the population.

What are the roles?
The word “role” refers to the fact that we each serve a particular type of function in the great scheme of things. We are all parts of a greater whole—the evolving consciousness of all-that-is.
Think of how every cell in your body is designed to play a specific role or function. And, although there are trillions of cells in the human body, there are only a few different types of cell.
Or think about all the stars in the cosmos. Although their number is so high as to be virtually infinite, scientists classify them all into just seven types, from hottest (type O) to coolest (type M).
Similarly, there are only seven types of soul. Which is to say, there are seven primary ‘roles in essence’ — seven ways in which the One becomes the many.
The names given to the seven soul types in the
Michael Teachings are deliberately archetypal — hence somewhat old-fashioned sounding and not necessarily politically correct. The names are:
SERVER | ARTISAN | WARRIOR | SCHOLAR | SAGE | PRIEST | KING

Most of us have 2 or 3 of these types mixed together. However, one type of soul is always most dominant in a person! What type of soul do you think you most belong to?

Conspiracist:
#5: The origin of sickle cell anemia

Nearly 250 million people carry the gene responsible for sickle cell anemia, a potentially deadly disorder that affects hemoglobin, a molecule found in red blood cells that transports oxygen all over the body.

It gets its name from the shape that red blood cells form into, specifically sickles of crescents, and symptoms that include serious infections and blood loss.

However, hope may be just around the corner, because in March of 2018 scientists at the Center for Research on Genomics and Global Health announced that they had traced the origin of the disease to a single mutation that developed in West Africa 7,300 years, or 259 generations, ago. 300,000 babies are born every day with sickle cell anemia, but now it may be possible to predict how severe their symptoms will be. And from there, perhaps a cure. Who knows? Science is awesome.

they will always trace disease to west Africa while good things in Europe. ueye

Two smart people cannot be in a relationship, one must be fool. two cows can't drink from same pot they will knock horn if she is smart,he must be stupid

when a girl loves,she gives whole heatedly even without being asked

The are wise, all na wash

The are myth

Human are religious, animal are not