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Lalas247:
Yes ... I'm a chef

Wait wait are you for real?

Lalas247:
Village ppl has held this one captive o

Can you make that meal on your dp?

Lalas247:
He hasn't paid a dime ... just look at him shouting everyday he wants to marry yet bride price he won't pay

I go surprise you...will visit you in U.K before next month end By the grace of GOD.

Lalas247:
Still waiting for him to pay up Toks just get mouth no action ...

Me Mouth! Chai! OK continue.

Lalas247:
When I called you why didn't you pick up all this mouth seff na wa

Called me? I did not see the missed call sef.

I also find it monotonous communicating through mails...just send your mobile # to o8o23146o46...

lefulefu:
so u want to tell me dat u dont find sexybbstar,shinarlaura and Lalas247's ukwu attractive?..TGoddess can u imagine ?...is Toks saying the truth?

Judging from the pics of the ladies you mentioned, they have curvy booties that are not too big which is exactly what I like....not all these poop booties

fk001:
Peace be upon you my brothers and sisters in Islam,

Let me go straight to the point.


please i need your help and guidance because i am loosing my faith day by day, i begin to see more reality in science than religion. Some times it will seems to me like i am just wasting my time over religion, i don't know whether it is Satan that is trying to confuse me, but every day i will be having unnecessary thought.




Note: i have positive and negative side of me.

Positive;

I don't skip my five daily prayers, and i always pray 3-4 out of the 5 in congregation, I hardly miss juma'at congregational prayer, i don't "fornicate" in any way, i always give out saddaqa to the needy, i neither drink nor smoke.


Negative side of me:


I don't recite the Quran often in fact since after Ramadan i rarely lay my hands on the quran, i don't usually fast except during Ramadan, clubbing is now part of me, i rarely pray subhi prayer in congregation.


But the problem is whenever i pray the immann is not there,
i hardly feel the connection between me and my God, please help my faith is just dropping on daily basis.




My dad is so westernized that he doesn't care about religion, while my mom is from a well known religious family in her home state. I think i took after my dad.










Please i need help, is just like i am fast becoming an Atheist.




Cc friendNG, Abdelkabir,

Faith Is personal.

Believe in God,Accept Jesus as your saviour and have faith when you pray...you will always feel the connection.

Rashduct4luv:
1. They will say Jesus carried it for some time while the other Simeon guy carried it for the other part.

2. Luke only reported what he thought he saw. Matthew (Obasanjo) the tax collector is more correct than him.

3. Anyway which way na land dey use the money buy!

4. He died sha make we leave the details.


Too much error in the Bible!!!

I have said it before and I will say it again.

Nairaland is fast becoming a joke and the earlier Seun adjusts the better.

I wrote a thread that is so insightful about this same title(As seen as my signature) and I have quoted lalasticlala severally to push to main page but kept ignoring yet this shallow thread is on fpage.

Anyways I guess it's high time I stopped copying any mod to my threads cos it's quite apparent that the mods are biased.

The list is endless so no need mentioning names.

Kiakia:
*200*3#. Try it and thank me later. Remember to dial this code when loading the N500.

Don't get you ...you mean *200*3# after loading? please explain.

Pennywise:
A 3 month transit perhaps
London was the primary objective.
He merely went to show himself at the UN, to say look at me, I am alive

Savage

I still wonder why I don't fancy big booty. I prefer moderate and curvy
.

tosyne2much:
Yes I know bro. I decided to use "sex" because of the traffic


# Apologies#

No wahala...nice write up.

Lalas247:
Lol we no dey age yh have a petite frame ... well it's good by the time I marry and start pushing out babies hopeful I don't turn to one Iya or pot belle lady

If you marry a guy that knows how to assist a lady get fit I believe you won't have pot belly..

Sleeping immediately after meal at night or eating late is one of the main causes of big tummy asides baby pouch that can be drastically reduced with workouts and herbs.

Soljaboi44:
Wow...really? which November Alpha are you?

I'm December omega

Soljaboi44:
Wow...really? which November Alpha are you?

I'm December omega

tosyne2much:
But I no be bad guy sha.. You no see my gentle innocent face

Tosyn bawoni? ma censor title articles e o...awon omode wa ni nairaland.

Lalas247:
Lol we no dey age yh have a petite frame ... well it's good by the time I marry and start pushing out babies hopeful I don't turn to one Iya or pot belle lady

Yeah petite ladies are quite s.xy expecially the ones with nice curves...

I don't know why I'm so obsessed with good curves and nice t.ts.

Lalas247:
Angel like me

If you are an angel then I must be a arch angel...

you have the body of a teenager...
amazing but I know you are not one.

Lalas247:
All this when you can just sit on his face
Shioor

Bad gal.

tosyne2much:
1. Before she arrives at your place, she calls asking if you're the only one at home so as to know if there would be no distraction

Another lewd title on front page...

Even if the OP leaves it like this I guess the mod should replace that S.X word with another synonym like...

(How Girls Act When They Want To (BE INTIMATE) With Guys.

Seun, lalasticlala,mynd44 please note that nairaland is viewed by millions of people (Below 18 inclusive) all over the world so there is great need to censor words before putting them on fpage.

Kolababe:
Everyday, we keep reading news of abuse of Uber system of transportation.It's either an uber driver misbehaving or an uber passenger doing the wildest thing.According to a video shared by instagram user, Kufre Mayana, a woman said to be from Kenya was caught masturbating in an Uber. She reportedly asked for the help of the driver in helping her get something, and before he could return, this woman got down to business because she couldn't hold herself any more. In the video, the woman was seen initially giving an instruction to someone on the phone, but she began feeling uneasy even as the person seemed to have asked her if she was OK,and she answered "I am OK,continue". When the urge was too much,she dropped the phone.Below is what the instagram user posted


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/kenyan-woman-caught-masturbating-in-an-uber-video

Nairaland seems to be going overboard these days with lewd contents on frontpage.

Lalasticlala,mynd44 and Seun should look into this.

Was she really self servicing? That video did not depict that.

lalasticlala I believe this is insightful.

jhudit:
There is no way a woman with a cheating husband can be happy. Maybe you don't know the meaning of happiness.
Xcept her heart is totally with another man, not the kids please...the satisfaction from loving your kids is different from that for a partner.

Their unhappiness shows in later yrs. When their kids are grown and they start disturbing their marital lives.

For the sake of God the man should stop cheating and stay with his family. The effects of divorce is negligible when compared with children who grew up seeing no love within their parents. That's how another set of dysfunctional adults are raised.

As I wrote,you owe yourself happiness and the earlier you know this the better.

Slayer2:
Uncle Toks what about you that was using fake french to gist one girl codely

Wahala de o...the lady in question is a camerounian so it's just normal I communicate in her language and of course that can't be compared that to the immorality in BBNAIJA.

Busy body.

Homeboiy:
After sucking diick on live tv

Honestly the thing just weak me...so what message are we passing to our children? what type of role model is she?

I just weak.

Kiakia:
I did that and deductions for browsing at night was taken from my main data until I saw the code.

Wow! abeg wats the code?

Is it my brain that is deceiving me?
Below double digit! as in below 10years! Please OP get your facts tight.

Lalas247:
Hmm Toks na wa o

How are you today n I hope you had a nightmare free dream.