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misspicy:
Good morning to all the elderly brothers and sisters here and uncle Toks2008 how was your night...
lol,emanbinu fa,oya e jebure...

LOL! Abeg i no be uncle o..don't make me look older than my age o...just call me toks and im cool with that, as you know its more romantic..


@Jebure..no need for that o because that is awo olugbebe and its a word used in that circle.

Thanks dear.

joebeckz:
Morning guys...
Toks baba, been a while. How u de?

Eleniyan how you dey? e don tey o..habba you just abandon us...abi those babes no allow you see road ni?

udysweet:
Hello people! Hope your day went well? Thank God for that o. Bet some pple are stil stuck in traffic? That's for the lagosians o. Eko oni baje o. Its d weekend,TGIF!
Pls let's return d fun here. I know I use to see a Dosunmu here,we hvnt seen u here in a while. @siamia,hope ur gud sis? Pls let's still keep dis lively once again.
@Toks 2008 am gonna smoke u out frm were u are and sweep u bak into this thread,lol! U can't jus fizzle out like dat,mbanu! And dos who dey find troble,tnk God no fights again,let's live in peace again o.
Love y'all,kisses

A certaiin lady called me yesterday,though i have never seen her post here but you all need to see how she really made me melt inside with her deep words of wisdom.

Though many people have called regarding this issue but she was the very first person to really point out how gentlemanly i was that i have actually apologized before asking for one from siamia but she guess she chose to look away.

Udisweet is another lady who has made me realize that its not worth it and believe it or not,im a lover and never a fighter.

Sis siama,i write once again,im deeply sorry for using that word autocratic as i honestly never imagined it will hurt you.

Nevertheless,without any form of bitterness,i want to state that you need not bother apologizing.

As for Melish wow you really have terrible guts.ti iya nla ba gbeni so le,ke ke ke a ma bo ori eni meaning if a big insult belittles one,smaller insults will come to fall.

I still find it difficult that asides your dellusion that im ddshow and wongnumber,you have the propensity to insult me at will...hmmm considering the fact that if i got a woman pregnant 20years ago i should have your age as a child.

You barged into this thread despite d fact that you are just 20,you started making repeated post despite warnings and you even took it to another level by insulting me.

melish you have just destroyed yourself with this single act and if you can read this i will advice you tender an apology to me and every person on this thread because an insult on one is an insult to all.

In offline mode it will not be out of place to place a curse on you but i will justy let it pass.

Lastly i want to make it clear that no one is too special and no one is indisposable except God.

I do not hold any grugde against anyone and at this junction do not expect any apology from siamia but lets just act as if nothing happened.

I have great passion for writing,communicating and socializing and i will not jettison thiss.

Life is too sweet and short for bickerings.I am a lover and not a fighter and once again thank you all and expecially the people that called me asking that i let this pass..GOD bless you all.

Just saw this thread and i will check out the freelance thing.

Im a sucker for writing and it is my greatest hobby so i belieeve if i can write a million words creating top notch threads on nairaland for pleasure then why not write to make side change while catching fun at the same time.

kazzamaks28:
Distance is driving me crazy,I pray he comes bk soon.

So is he back?

MrsPhyno:
Man C sha....

Short and fat can never work. In fact ordinary short can't work, then adding fat on top? Haba
Gotta pass down good genes to my future children abeg

And the point of this is pretty sexist. There are no "perfect people" in the world of ANY gender. Even men don't marry perfect women do they? So you don't have to live with a fatal flaw that u detest in your partner, jus because NL said "hey babes, manage your man like dat o!"

Sexist ke?

Same applies for men,no perfect woman.

TheSonOfMark:
In any given society, there are standard set of moral guidelines. Unwritten (sometimes even written ) rules which should be adhered to. Any woman who decides to date a cultist or robber is as bad as the cultist.

Twist the argument all you may, missy, but the FACT remains that her even contemplating to date a man of questionable character as stated above tells a lot about her. What more, it's punishable by law. He, and by extension, she (the willing accomplice shielding him from the law by omission or commission) are CRIMINALS. ⚡

Insightful

yanabasee:
Dream Guys ko?
Illusion Man ni?
Phantasm Boy kwa?

Girls will not look up and accept a man they'll be comfortable with... Too much of competition among them wouldn't let their choice of man to be lesser than MR A

You are right.

They usually hope he will change until it becomes worse and they start acting up as though theu never knew.

FruityLass:
Different words entirely....
I don talk for cultist
Ritualist I no know

Even a cultist is a big no if i happen to be a lady.

i havee seen cases where the girlfriends of cultists in school were murdered just for a revenge.

FruityLass:
God will touch Mr C.

Yea yea
The co founder of a confra in UI is cool and not a vagabond.
So

lol...i was not even referring to the school cultism or maybe i shouldd use the ideal word..ritualist

Many ladies have always loved the idea of getting married to that man that suites her desire and for every lady you ask to state the type of man she wants,you can be sure to have varying choices[b] so i present to you these options and you must pick one of them having in mind that you are not allowed to remain single,their qualities are unchangeable and these are all the types of men in the world.[/b]


1.Mr A
-Extremely good looking
-Tall
-Rich
-Romantic
-chronic philanderer

2.Mr B
-Ugly
-Short and fat
-Rich
-Extremely romantic
-Super faithful

3.Mr C
-Drop dead gorgeous
-very rich
-faithful
-romantic
-Ritualist

4.Mr D
-Very cute
-rich
-caring
-faithful
-Hopelessly addicted to alcohol


5.Mr E
-Very cute
-faithful
-Rich
-Very abusive and a wife beater.


6.Mr F
-Very cute
-Rich
-Very romantic
-Extremely caring
-Wants you as a second wife
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The bottom line is that no man on earth is perfect and no matter how many times you change a man,you will always realize sooner that there is always a wow side and a bad side of every man so just settle down with one who cherishes you and hope for the best.

As a lady,you must learn to celebrate the good sides of that guy and ignore or tolerate the bad side as long as it does not threaten your life.

Your dream man can easily be found in one place...[size=13pt] INSIDE YOUR DREAM[/size].

lookingbuoy:
I have a little problem and need some advice on it:

I've got a girl I like. We met at nysc and got along really good. Even today i still remember the first day i saw her. She studied psychology and even though I'm an engineer we could relate and talk a lot about her subject, as I read a lot and kinda have read much on psychology. After nysc we still kept in touch and continued to talk even though i never asked her out formally. Soon i got a job away from her. Our talking continued on phone.

While out of Nigeria on training, I met another lady. She's just as pretty as the other one, but has a great job and is a confident woman. The other girl is still searching for a job; and her psychology degree is no help. I have a great job myself and i earn seven digits in naira per month. The new girl also works with an oil form and earns very well. We have got along these past few months and I really have fun talking to her and hanging out.

I have always wanted an independent woman as a wife, a woman who can stand by herself and who has prospects for a huge career. I'm career-minded myself. But now, I'm really confused who to plan my life with and settle down with as a partner: this independent lady who I believe I like or the other unemployed lady who I seem to have a more relaxed, longer friendship with.

Note: I've not asked any of them out formally. Please help.

The embolden states it all.
Marrying a friend is the best decision anyone will ever make.

In my opinion,all the talks of what a certain lady earns or the work she does is inconsequential in the issue of marriage and this is why we have many unhappy ladies and guys in matrimony today because they married for the wrong reasons.

A typical naija girl will rather say i do to a man she does not have a connection with simply because of the financial security the guy offers and here for the first time im seeing a guy trying to juxtapose the career of a lady with his choice of wife.

I will stop here.

Enahi:
Why are you all asking for pictures, I am not here to advertise myself. I can be very shy that's part of the reasons I don't have my picture on Nairaland.

I just wanted to know how other ladies cope that's the reason for this.

Young lady i will advice you.

Invest on your personality and focus less on your big butts cos it may bring you serious problems.

Though big ass can still be ugly and i know wat im implying but the bottom line is to avoid getting carried away so that you wont start thinking that your butts can make you achieve some things that you ought to get by merit.

A real man will never date or marry you cos of your butts but will be about you.

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

Please change the thread title to why are some imature Nigerian men crazy about...

Real responsible men give no bleep about your ukwu but we go crazy about what you have in your brains.

No real man goes crazy over ukwu.

OZAOEKPE:
"if you place a guy that owns a camel with the one that uses his leggedis Benz, babe will still go for the one with camel. Let's say its nature, babe no wan suffer at all".

Thats all

d3ripleo:
Its Gbenge Adeboye
He is the foremost stand up comedian in Nigeria

Yeah Adeboye...thanks

doyinisaac:
egbon kilonshele?how things

Im cool bro.I believe you are good too.

I find it difficult not loving this lady.

Imo ladies representing always.The day i read her story i just fell in love with her.

MadCow1:
Maybe in Yoruba land but Ali Baba branded comedy as a viable career path in Nigeria and took Nigerian comedy across the border.

I would ask around for the Gbenga Adewusi fellow here down south but I doubt people know him.

As i wrote maybe you are not in your late 40s because fun wan tan was not just a Yoruba comedian even if he expressed most jokes in that language.

Its not about who does the thing in the slavish language.

A singer, comedian, radio presenter and Master of Ceremony, Gbenga Adeboye, who was born in 1959, was a man of multiple talents. He hosted one of the most popular radio shows in Lagos in the 1980s, and had a massive following. The spell binding programme of the early ’80s on Lagos State Broadcasting Corporation gave him the household name, ‘Funwontan’....

http://thenet.ng/2014/05/remembering-one-of-nigerias-pioneer-comedians-gbenga-funwotan-adeboye/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuT4ud1MKFw

MadCow1:
Ali Baba should stop whining like a biitch.


He is the acknowledged Godfather of Comedy in Nigeria. Nobody can contest his crown.


That said, if Helen Paul said those things as a joke, then he should leave it at that. I recently watched a clip of an A.Y show where Gordons ripped Lepkacious Bose to shreds. It was a no holds bar attack. He went at her size, her boooobies and her broken marriage. She was sitting in the audience and was laughing her ass off. It may have hurt her, but she rolled with it. I am sure she is planning her payback. That's what comedy is all about. Find somebody and rip on them.

If she said it as a beef track, then Fhuck her.. The biitch has not racked up enough Stage time to go at the big dogs.

I have absolutely nothing against against alibaba but when it comes to that title of king of comedy,i stand challenged that the late Gbenga Adewunsi of the fun wan tan fame is undeniably the king of stand up comedy in Nigeria and people in their late 30s or 40s will attest to this.

omalicha nwa lol! abeg make i go sleep.

Nothing wey we no go see for women hand...

Iranu

Nice dress sense

where this woman dey put tattoo.lol!

These set of pics only illustrate some points i wrote.

No be small thing

WOW

lovely

Oliviaarims:
True for the most ov 'em except d piercings...an extra piercing on d earlobe ain't a bad idea...Nd pls no modern girl shaves off her brows completely..It just isn't done...Artificial nails..ain't a bad idea either.

There are some piercings that will make you wonder.

And latter some parents might force talents like this to go study law,medicine or any course that catches their fancy.

Dojupyo:
This is nice, I love this.. In fact, I'v always wanted a man who I would be happy with, not a billionaire who will turn me into a punching bag.. Men are weak(fact), that's the more reason why they need us jes the way Adam needed a helper(suitable, adapted & complementary) and God sent him one.. This beings pretend to be super strong when they are with us, but truth be told, they are like babies, so they need us to be by their side at all times.
We should know that all that glitters is not gold.. A rich man today can become poor tomorrow, if ur main purpose of marriage is to escape from poverty, then you are on a long thing... Have we wondered why our parents and granny's marriage has been up to 30 years & above without divorce?
It's not all about looks, TDH my foot.. It's all about his personality..
I really don't care how attractive you are. If your personality is ugly, so are you!!!


So guys don't think all ladies are after your hard earned money but some are, so husband stop being scarce cos there are so many wife materials you can't imagine.
Remember the bible said that a man shall leave his father and mother and shall become united to his wife, and they shall become one flesh..
Don't be scarce to some




Modified!! If you quote me, then you are on your own.. For those wey dey find word for my mouth, dey will be like na happiness u wan chop...
I believe a guy who can't fend for himself isn't ready for marriage.. More also, one has to pray before entering any life time institution(marriage)
Just said the bitter truth

If all you just wrote are not just theory but a true representation of your personality then you will likely never remain single for long.

80% of single ladies at ripe ages today are in that position because they have missed it somehow somewhere in the past.Many will not believe this because their personality may make them belive they have been true to themselves but if they look inward they will agree with me.

How many single ladies today have at one time looked away from a man who truly loves and wants them for a man they want but does not really want them?

I can continue to ask several questions but let me stop here. Most ladies are their own problems.