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udysweet:
Hello everyone! Guess ur weekend is goin well?I posted last nite,guess network ddnt allow it upload. Resting day for me o. Wonder how pple survive goin to work on d island every day,d trafic is killing! Gosh I wish I can run out of Lagos(suggestions pls)cos I intend to live longer mbok! @siamia ayin eka mmi and my sure egbon,God bless ur efforts,and increase u on every side,Amen. And to all who mak dis thread exciting,thumbs up. As for me,I'm a lazy member,I gav up trying to keep up wit pages and so a lot of msgs get to pass me by except for wen am mentioned,lol!
Enjoy your weekend!
Lastly @Toks2008,to the question you asked,yes. Happy weekend

Good.

Good morning.

Lets chat on watsup..Food no go kill me...lol

Im a sucker for good delicacies.

Concerning the group watsup its important to make it clear once agan that its a great idea just that i personally love to have direct watsup messages sent to and from me but for me i cant cope with having to check a message every now and then just to realize its not for me but from one group member to another so that is the distraction i cant cope with but i guess some people are ok with that except there is a way i can switch watsup message notification to silent mode.

Gracito:
yeah, they can, but I must say, it gets weary. I've been wearing glasses, for over 9years. My sight gets worse, it hurts. And I've gotten so used to touching the tip of my nose with or without the glasses there. Just got contacts recently, not cos i want to be fake, but cos sometimes, I won't mind being seen without glasses #

This is interesting to know.

When i say marriage is like a black market i meant that no matter how it seems before marriage,there is always a dint of uncertainty lureking somewhere to appear.

A sweet charming caring guy can turn crazy after marriage likewise a sweet loving decent lady can turn jezebel.The rich dude you marry could turn flat broke and the reverse can happen and just as i wrote, a power horse in the bedroom can turn to a jelly fish as a result of many things so marriage is indeed a black market where we must expect the unexpected and be ready to face it head-on believing that GOD the originator and founder of the institution will always see us through.

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benjibabs:
Thank you bro.

The million Naira question for the OP still remains: what would he do if he did all the test driving he desired and NEPA stuck after marriage? How limited is man in wisdom and knowledge?!

Meanwhile, marriage shouldn't be a black market as you tagged it. The key to having a successful marriage or successful anything at all is to start and maintain a good relationship with the One who knows the end from the beginning. Knowing Him shines light on the dark path of life and guides us in our journey into any unchartered territory. It is painful to watch people try to use their limited senses to succeed while all they require to succeed is freely available to them.

doublex:
you look so older,like 50s-60s,especially your wrinkled neck.nice pic either way btw ur looks remind me of my late grandfather

lol

Na you get your mouth.

michaelou:
Hi there ladies, oh & gentlemen too. I was minding my business jejely on social media when I came across a post trending on Instagram, apparently written by a Victor Chigozie Ibeh. I’m assuming Victor is a man, so errm for a man to give this advice I would say we should probably listen. I didn’t say do o, I said listen.

So the post reads “Dear Lady, before you marry him, discuss sex. Don’t spiritualize it. Sex is important. Infact you can’t do without it. Be sure that he has a working penis. You need his penis more than you need his speaking in tongues. God created the penis and Vagina for a purpose; and they have to be put to use. Remember that any tree that does not bear fruit will be uprooted. Don’t allow anyone to deceive you. Speaking in tongues will not stop you from being wet. After the tongues comes the cock. –Victor Chigozie Ibeh.”

I swear I found it hard to keep a straight face while reading this, and I swear this is the problem with a lot of us Nigerian women. We cannot discuss bedroom matters with a straight face.

Back to Victor’s “words of wisdom”; I’ve always been a supporter of keeping your legs closed before marriage, and I applaud those who do it, but I do not judge those who don’t either. To each his own abeg. This was until my dear friend married a spiri-koko guy some 5/6 years back who would not even kiss her while dating and was even appalled at the mention of sex between non married folks. He believed sex was to be discussed by only married folks. This sounds like good advice abi? Well wouldn’t it be too late if you waited till you got married to discuss sex? Oh, by the way, bros spiri-koko could not get it up in bed and my friend who was dying to be a pastor Mrs. in future didn’t know until 2 weeks after they got married when she was more or less determined to rape her husband. The concluding part of their story is for another day.

When my friend told me what was going on, I swear my stance on “test driving” went from sitting on the fence to YOU MUST TEST, but DO NOT NECESSARILY DRIVE.  This is how I see it: Every time I’ve been to a mechanic, or a car dealership I’ve always seen either or both the mechanic and the car owner/buyer lifting the hood of the car up and taking a good look at the engine; and also leaning their ears in to hear the engine’s performance. I’m assuming by looking at and listening intently to the engine, the buyer/owner is making sure he/she does not take home a lemon. I think they believe if there’s a defect in the engine it could possibly be spotted by lifting the hood up and paying attention.

Now to be double sure that what they’ve seen matches the performance, some will take the car for a test drive before finally paying the mechanic or seller for the vehicle. Biko, what is wrong in applying this same methodology to your sex life? I leave the test drive part to each person (but please remember you don’t have to drive each car you come across) .Make sure you catch a glimpse of his “engine”, actually scratch glimpse, make sure you take a good look at the engine and make sure it can stand, there are no visible damages, and most importantly that it actually does exist BEFORE you sign the dotted line.

Some people will frown at what I just said but please don’t forget that the heart of man is desperately wicked (e.g. my friend’s husband who used Spiri-kokoness to cover the fact that his engine is defective and didn’t think it necessary to inform her before marriage). Once you take the “engine” home and everyone has associated you as the owner of the “engine” it is not easy to return it back for manufacturer defect or user defect; there is no 30 day warranty on these “engines” oo.

In essence, I agree with Victor. Bro, you have spoken well. Let she that has ears hear o. We don’t want to come and read stories that touch the heart on Aunty Bella.

Sex is not the end of the world – yes we know, but how would you handle it if you didn’t know your husband has a defective penis, I mean he kept it a secret under the guise of no sex before marriage?  Also, when people say discuss sex before marriage, what exactly are you supposed to say to each other? “Babe, lift up you skirt, abi take down your trousers let me see what you working with? “How often a week are we looking at? Are you a Christian Grey or a Christian Missionary? Should we order a karma-sutra book? Are we praying before or not?

I know I would be reeling in laughter if  I had a conversation about it and I definitely will not keep a straight face.

People, how did your sex conversation go with your intended? Please come and share.

Love is a beautiful thing.

source: http://www.bellanaija.com/2015/05/15/seun-akinlosotu-test-drive-the-engine/
cc lalasticlala ishilove farano

The write up as innocuous as it sounds has some vagueness in it.

Yes sex is important but is that all there is to marriage?

Ok what if he happens to be a super man and after marriage something happens and he goes limp what would you do?

Marriage is like a black market and in as much as sex is vital,it is not the most important and its a good thing that these days we have so many innovations and a man can buy a life like penis and wear it to please his wife and of-course there are many ways a woman can have sexual pleasure without any form of worrey as regards the performance of the husband.

This write up promotes fornication and even if i believe that a sister can subtly observe the bidy language of the guy at least to see if the thing is lifting,many sisters may get carried away and want to do actual greasing of the boris to be double sure hence start committing sexual sins which of-course once you start,it wil be hard to stop.

djkaycee001:
Sorry!!! Not that am married too though but all my
Friends are married with kids
And I just clocked 40 too
If I may ask why are still single.?

lol..i hear this jamb questions every now and then..please go to page 2 or 3 og the thread to get the answer...lol

djkaycee001:
I serious the suggestion to makr it 30plus.
They are matured and knows how to different needs
From wants...

Definitely...but im amazed that many ladies of 30plus seem to be either shy or timid to show up and few who do hardly make posts.

If more ladies in their 30s show up it will make more sense at least to interacr but guys in their early 30s looking for hook ups may not be pleased as such cos most would prefer ladies in their late 20s...and only in few cases will guys date their peers.

Sparkles003:
Most ladies when dating a man fail to pay attention to the very little details.
while befriending eachother except you are one that stands for no sex you would have noticed his fetish for "licking"either by actions or subtle telling thru his words.
Now to the question of if i can allow my man do the "licking"or not.
yes i can as i feel is vice versa.there is no where that the bible condems how you make love.rather it says that the two shall become one which is only possibe in flesh,sometimes in soul and very rare in spirit.all she can do now is to pray the demon out of him

Gbam

djkaycee001:
Congratulation Bruh!!! Are u married with kid.? And about our young ones we can push them out Or ignore them.:-). Becos there are still those with matured mind and Brains among them..

lol not married

udysweet:
DONT WORRY, JUST EMPLOY ME AS YOUR COOK. I WONT CHARGE YOU MUCH. AND FYI,PEOPLE MAKE A LIVING COOKING AND SUPPLYING SOUP. CHECK "SOUPAMARKET" ON INSTAGRAM.HURRY NOW WHILE STOCKS LAST,LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE,LOOOL!

Are you based in lagos?

Sparkles003:
@toks.the op of this thread has already set a standard of the age set wanted for this group.please drop the inclusion of the ladies from 26,yes a lot of them may be much more matured than those in their 30s.but the op says 30s.if the 20s want this kind of thread,last time i checked creating threads on nairaland is free.melisha can start one.
@dd.saying the watsapp forume of this thread is crappy seems to me like disrespect to the op,cos same person created the thread and the watsapp group.
and to those saying the watsapp disscussions are immature.no disrespect but in your mature selfs nothinh stops you from pointing out errors and flaws of a group of people to them and leave it to them to take correction or not.the topic of this thread says if your 30plus and single lets talk.just cos you choose to talk bout politics or spiritual beliefs doesn't mean i should do same ,i might choose to advertise for a husband it is called choice and i feel the purpose of the watsapp is to know one another on a personal level to share challenging and disscusing probably solutions.wants.issues of life.e.t.c that most probably won't want make public here and like every other forum the wheat and shaffs are mixed up together.it's your choice to be among the wheat or among the chaffs

I quite undertand you.

If you check from page 1 i made it clear that i was just 5minutes away from creating a similar thread and if you check through the pages i try to keep the thread alive against all odds and the reason is because i have taken it as my threead too and its ansolutely baseless to create a similar one.

When i first opined that the age be brought to 30plus i believe it will generate more traffic but then i realized the rigidity of many ladies in this age group yet many ladies in their late 20s flock in and take the sideline while the 30s plus refuse to be active.

As a business consultant i look into the module and schematics of situations and suggest productive measures and that was why i made the recent suggestion.

Nevertheless i will bring it to rest.

I am not yet part of the watsup cos i dont like the dstraction it may give me but i see it as a good suggestion.

So i believe if more ladies in their 30s can actively participate on the thread,there may be no need to reduce the age limit but if the timidity of this set continues then lowering the age will be the only way to keep the thread going.

Thats all.

tonychristopher:
WHY 26PLUS LADIES, LETS TAKE IT TO 20 PLUS MEN


UR DOING A FAB JOB

Thanks..

I wrote 26plus ladies not 20plus

joebeckz:
Morning guys. Toks. I de greet

Good

ddshow:
I always knew this thread won't stand the test time....

Whoever created that crappy whatsapp group is so inexperienced in online interactions...The conversations here were aborted prematurely.

How can you come on a faceless forum with the sole intention of looking for a husband or wife?

#EpicFail

I think you should epic understand the rationale for the thread before making your "epic" conclusion and NEWSFLASH! The thread has not and will not fail..NEVER.

The primary aim is for mature minds to come interact NOT TO COME LOOK FOR A WIFE OR HUSBAND but because human interaction can never be void of the possibility of hooking up hence could also be a template for that to happen.

Why i clmoured for 26plus ladies is because most of what we discuss here is relationship oriented and except you want to be untrue to yourself,if you line up 100 26yr old ladies and guys then ask them all if they are ready for marriage i can bet that 90 out of the 100 ladies will say yes while the exact opposite wil be for the guys.

This thread like every other interactive medium is a mix of those who just want to interact as the primary aim and of-course those who need a man or woman to create a special bond with.

Because of the latter group,it becomes imperative to widen the criteria for the inclusion of more people hence the need to bring down the age of ladies to 26plus.

Nevertheless if it remains as it is, it will still not die off because as long as we that are here already are still alive,we will always come her to drop few lines so it will never die off even if it may not have as much traffic as it used to.

udysweet:
For the 1st time? You kidding me?uav been missing a lot bro! I evn opened a thread in d fud section on my afang soup,lol! You shd eat it more often,d feeling is heavenly! Lol

Hmmm

Are you in lagos?

I just might be a great friend *winks*

Bhella5:
Mellish and Toks2008 u guys should call a truce o...! hehe

LOL!

She is my daughter so there is no need to equate us together.

If i see her one on one i will punish her like a father does to his daughter.

AnonymustME:
maybe.....but its just to lash.... most of these points are qualities of slu.ts
Bleached with tattoos and extended eyelashes

They are not the kind you take serious

Thats the point.

Melish:



God loves you so much...

He wants complete commitment from you....
And wants you to live a consecrated life both in your words action thoughts and motive both online and offline..


GOD Bless you!

If i check very well,you must be an old woman in a young body or maybe an ogbanje.

Nnemuka:
Just leave the topic the way it is biko....
girls in their 20's should run far from this thread and allow the ones in their 30's and 40's to interact.
Late 20'scan create another thread for themselves.

BTW guys in their 40's have no biz dating or chasing girls in their 20's.
Take care

My ex was 8 years younger than me and it was a great union while it lasted.

As long as it involves male female interactive thread with a dint of hook up possibility then you cant dissociate ladies in their late 20s.

Ok may i ask you...how many 30plus ladies are on this thread? Are you 30plus? how many times have you made a post on the thread? the questions are endless.

Your notion that guys in their 40s have no business with ladies in late 20s is laughable because even at 40 i know many ladies in their late 20s who are so cool with even men in their early 40s and if i may ask...how many men on this thread are 40 and above?

Will a 30 year old guy not prefer to mingle with a lady lower than his age? If yes then a 30 year old guy may find this thread uninteresting and i do not see how a 30year old lady on this thread would want to mingle with an age mate or a guy just a year or two older than her.

Age is nothing but a number but most times i do not advice any lady to date or marry a man she is older than with over 5years nut in the factual world most ladies in their late twenties will be more gravitated towards guys in their 30s and this is why i clamored for the inclusion of 26plus single ladies.

I will stop here but why i am reiterating thi opinion is for the sake of continuity and not for any other reason.

I rest my case on this issue.

Melish:
Exactly...

So, sometimes learn from those who know even though they're inexperienced.

I can imagine in future if your husband starts beating you they will start saying wife battering.

I have told guys to stop saying they can't beat a woman but rather pray to GOD to give them a woman who will not frustrate them and turn them to monsters and trust me melish you are one lady that has that propensity to make a man one.

There are some things you don't need experience to learn from like eating and making love or fantasy feelings and that is exact;y what im referring to and not experience of what is and not obtainable in dating which comes with experience.

I honestly dont know why im replying you but you are one hell of a stubborn lady.

IceDude:
Naughty for saying my mind? Nah.......I dont hide my feelings

lol@ dont mind me,just kidding.

Ate the afang soup for the first time today and one remarkable feature is the taste of the periwinkles in it with its shells and i had to suck it out lol!
I even ordered for more soup..I really envy the calabars and akwa ibomites..nice delicacy.

Honestly i believe if a lady is an excellent cook,sexually decent and GOD fearing,men wil find her indispensable. Thats why im crushing over gina the anchor of foodies and spice. I envy her hubby and every man that will be married to excellent cooks.

http://www.foodiesandspice.com/

siamia:
Hello everyone,
Eku ojoo. Its not easy going to go to work in this rain, but God has been faitthful. Hope everyone is doing well? More grace.

Good day sis.

You really need to consider revising the thread title to

(If Ur 26 Plus single lady and 30 Plus single guy, Let's Talk...)

Some responsible guys come here solely to socialize with some responsible ladies and except we want to deceive ourselves,26 plus ladies are matured enough to interact with 30plus single guys.

Yes we know that age is relative and a guy of 38 can socialize with a lady of 45 but we know that most ladies in their late twenties and early 30s will still prefer to socialize with guys ahead of them in age rather than their peers and since this thread is a responsible one that promotes interaction between the mature men and women in regards to socializing,i strongly believe that changing the title to the suggested one will go a long way bring a lasting vibrancy to the thread.

udysweet:
Hahahaha. You jus sound like an experienced person in that field. And point noted,no mor "sir" for u evn though you're stylishly and egbon to me sha o,lol!

lol! Well tyhe truth is that understanding and knowing some stuffs does not really have to come from experience lol!

IceDude:
@Toks2008....Why not? I will lick/suck her kondus like lollipop

Habba,what is kondus? You must be a very very naughty guy.

See matured comments.My kind of woman.

AsYouSaid:
I went back to read the statement of the Custom boss and i cannot agree less with your point. This will certainly improve competition and free us from the shackles of Dangote and all those super-rich tyrants in our midst that still legally bring in rice via our seaports. Now, i can team up with a fellow and walk across the border to buy rice and pay the extant duty on it. No need for rice seizure, struggling through the smugglers route, bribery to custom officers, etc. Its now a peaceful piece of business, small scale businesses being promoted, sensible competition even to local producers to up their quality and scale of production........ the lists indeed is endless. Please lets educate ourselves in cases like this when the need arises, we shouldn't politicise, tribalise or joke with all matters when there are lessons and opportunities in it for us all to learn from. God bless Nigeria.

You get high 1Q.

ashmanpolo:
This girl in my area was hanging out with my friends and then she started bitching on me. That she hates me. I like forming. "Everytime he's dressing like an Americana and he doesn't even greet people" That, what am I even feeling like sef?

"Why is he not with you guys today? I always see him here everyday, drinking Heineken and always Laughing out Loud with y'all" She told my friends as she feigned obsessed.

The next day my friends told me about all the swearing so I saw her some days later and greeted her first. The girl is quite pretty BUT not my Speck. I don't do 'yellow paw-paw'. I started the conversation this way:
"Halo swit, my name's Ashman. You' so beautiful"
The young girl started laughing. Every word I said was countered with laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
She stopped, whipped her face. Looked straight into my eyes and said:

"I'm laughing because you don't even know how long I've been trying to get your attention" whew!!! I was flattered. For once in my life I felt like the Emperor of Rome. BUT one thing was sure, I can't date this girl. No NEVER.
We exchanged contacts and it's barely two weeks, she walked up to me and handed a parcel to me. "I got this for you"

I got home and opened it this morning. I swear, I saw a brand new Swatch wrist watch; Original Malizia Perfume and a foreign Pee-Jay. That girl must have spent an estimate of 30k. Right now I feel perplexed. I really don't need such gifts from a girl I can NEVER date. I mean NEVER and I also wouldn't want to be indebted to her.

'I know this kinda girls. If they fall in love, e don be for you na. They will remain in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Love go taya you na'

How do I politely return her gifts.
Thanks. Mature responses needed asap.

CC: Farano
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

I like your principle,you reason just like me.

Do this...Call her and sit her down.

Tell her you like her as a person and friend but right now you are not too into her so you are considering returning those gifts so that it wil not look as if you want to take advantage of her.

If she says she understands that you can keep them, then please do.

I once had such experience and i really made the girl realize my stands

tempex88:
There is a 10% duty and 60% levy to discourage importation. it should not affect local farmers adversely

On the contrary its only a matter of figures and quantity so at the end the Levy will be relatively proportional to the quantity imported.

And note that with over a population of "200million" no matter how many bags imported or produced locally, it will never be enough.Trust me, people dey chop rice like kilode.

Beremx:
ilekeh,frankly speaking, the ordinary man like me wants the price of rice to reduce drastically. I don't care how its going to be done. Seriously

And the good news is that with this policy,the best type of rice i know which is "special" will be as cheap as 9k compared to the present 12k because now that even you can bring it in if you have teh financial power,competition will be welcomed.

I pray Buhari lives long to rule the second term.This man means well for us.

SenseiX:
Do you actually think before commenting or are you a programmed robot to automatically kiss ass no matter how stupid the proposal is.

This has basically destroyed all Jonathan and Adesina's efforts to boost local rice production.
Only big time rice smugglers like the Vaswani brothers would benefit from this. As always, Change .

Apparently you know nothing about importation of rice in relation to smuggling.

Over the years according to "unconfirmed" news,Dangote have benefited immensely from the coded monopoly of being a strong importer of this commodity and even customs have benefited from the good will of Dangote as a thank you for check mating the activities of supposed smugglers.

Nevertheless this has not in any way stopped the infiltration of this commodity but rather has made custom officers feed large on innocent men and women who are looking for a source of income bringing in the commodity which by far surpasses the quality of the local ones.

The effort of Jonathan is not in anyway truncated but on teh contrary, this policy will give teh much needed competition hence making the stake holders buckle up and provide more quality rice at affordable rates.

The bottom line is that each day, the land borders lose millions of naira in duty that should be judiciously paid on bringing in rice because despite the ban on land border route,this commodity still comes in thousands of bags daily and you need to ask those who live around the borders to confirm this.

So dear,this is a welcome development that will bring down the price of the commodity greatly so YES CHANGE IT IS and a positive one.

udysweet:
I tink I shd post the message he sent me.
"Uduak good morning. How is calabar or is it akwa ibom? Do you know some messages may not be true and that some message for us believers are not to be seen carried by us. I have seen some of your post on spiritual matters and the are good. Please I would advice that you avoid commenting or posting on some messages on Facebook. For me I think there was no need for you to have reposted the message on a man and his wife and what they do in the bedroom. These are very sensitive issues for believers and as one I believer you are, it seem not appropriate for this to appear on your page. What do you think other believers would think about your post? This is my thought. But please take it as a message from a brother in Christ to you. Thank you"
And so I had to pull down the post as quite agree with him to an extent and allow someone else talk about(which you just did,lol)
And back to what you wrote,I ddnt dispute the issue of MouthAction but of cos you can't say that man is in his right senses! When something becomes too much and begins to affect a marriage then smtn is wrong! There shd be were u can draw the line inthings like this. I'd rather evn hear dat a man has high libido or d wife than hear such things as goin dwn der every nite b4 u can sleep and then its so bad she has to secure the services of som call girl or she had to wash off for him to go dwn! He needs to seek,help. My humble opinion tho
@Toks2008

Isorrite..Just that some gim gim brothers are wolves in sheep clothing trying to form holier than thou.

There is no gain saying i am a man with great sexual discipline but when i write on sexual matters you will be forced to doubt if im not a very bad person but that is me for you.I am very pragmatic in my approach to isues.