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Amen T-Cann and as soon as there's good news, I'll definitely holla.
Toodles

Mukina
I'll send u another mail with anoda email address

Pweety!
Yeah, I thot as much. All the best with the hunt o

[b]Otuwe[/b]Gurl, u is in a big mess!

Muki gurl[/b]Y u dey vex for me now? I sent u an email, didn't u get it?

[b]T-Cann[/b]See u at training school then

[b]Ajanlekoko[/b]Well, the only thing souring the Barca win is the blu murder being screamed by the Chelsea fans and somehow, they deserve to scream

[b]Tkb
Bawo nii? Don't pray for a sack o, u prolly won't get it. Doesn't u organization have a study leave programme?

Am Alone:
YOU SLEEP LIKE A MAGGOT YOU slowpoke!!!

Pardon my intruding, but how does a maggot sleep?

This is just plain ridiculous. The woman in question has got to be from my great-great-great-great-great grandmother's time. Wicked and selfish behaviour.

So if I had such a woman as an aunt and I went avisiting are you telling me that after helping out in the kitchen, sweating and all, I won't get to eat until her husband comes?

Jeez Maitema,
That's a well written one, makes me feel as though I was in the room when it happened.
Good to hear u got what u wanted at the end of the day. and cheaper to boot.

Tpiah
LOL. That's got to be IT.

Hello my peeps, where is everybody? Work palaver abi? E go better.


Hey Crackles, I'm aight jare
Sorry abt the loss at the finals for that matter.

Jericho[/b]That's Naija o. No enabling environment for businesses.

You are welcome on board [b]Pweety. I see ur name frequently on naijahotjobs, one and the same?

T-cann
Sounds like we have a prospective employer in common. Nobody said anything abt being impressed abt me sha o. lol
All the best with that.

big_bumper:
Don't mean to sound so glum but I take it you have never seen a brake fail at even 30mph before

I take it you didn't read thru my post carefully.
I said "Just RELAX
Remember, the car is a dumb machine and most times, wouldn't do what it isn't ordered to. It's all in your hands"

I've hghlighted the important part for emphasis i.e Most times.

Benincitys

Just RELAX
Remember, the car is a dumb machine and most times, wouldn't do what it isn't ordered to. It's all in your hands.

LOL TKB

Follow the laid down classifications. Except Ajanlekoko comes on here to say they aren't mutually exclusive.
For now, General track  and in the near futrue, personal track. I believe the personal track it's the way to go.

These Liverpool guys just went on to mess up themselves. Shioor. At least, EPL still dey dere.
Barca all the way in the Champions league



LOL Ajanlekoko

I guess it could be maddening having your man stuck to the computer all day. Abeg do scale of preference o and make sure Madam's on top.
You just came on ere to whet my appetite for gist (i.e you actually met sum1 on this thread) 
Anyways, I knw there be a lot of meeting up sometime in the future.
This rite here is networking at an unusual level, gba be!

Crackles

U be big boy, from not being kicked off, to new ride, to promotions! O boy, give me e-anointing.

Cristalz
The holidays are over eh? Hope you bought some wicked suits and bad arse shirts on your trips?
One needs the power look as a female cos these guys always feel brilliant and all, u get ma drift?
The looks + The brains = Mad R-E-S-P-E-C-T.


TKB

Na wa o, all these hailings u just dey receive left, right and centre. You the man
Jericho

You and this ur driver sef,lol. NA one person go break this jinx.

Diggler

I like your style.

The yessir thingy sure is a drag but I believe, one needs to pass thru it to really excel at entrepreneurship. If nothing, one gets to learn about all that offie bad belle and hw not be be a hated or ineffectual boss.


@ Topic

Man, my grandma asked me the other day "Tolulope, she ile o tii su e bayi" (Shay u aren't tired of sittin home)
Honest answer, NO! I jus miss having the monthly pay packet. 
Anyways, got me another interview sumtime nxt week so I'm going shopping for a statement suit with a friend of mine later today.

WELCOME TO MY OFFICE.
Seen so many movies, read too many books, done so many things, this chick right here is gonna be major.

Hello Mr_Pro

This post of yours sounds quite interesting and should be quite relevant because public speaking does strike some form of butterflies into ppl (Me inclusive).
There was this one time I had to present this paper to my class, I got up there and my tongue just stuck to the roof of my mouth! In front of ppl I'd known 4 abt 3yrs.
It took major will power and mental 'ass kicking' to get back on track.


I read somewhere that to prevent this from happening one could try picturing everyone in the room NAKED. If you are one of those who can't control their lafta, pls do not try this.
These days, I tell myself beforehand, that no matter how imposing ur audience might be, there were once in your shoes. So there's nothing to get all twisted about.

Watzup guys? How dey go dey go?

Just passing thru.

Welcome on board our new peeps

Thanks a bundle Ajanlekoko, that's precious news. I guess I'll go for it then since Samsung is in the know about it. 1ce again thank you so much.

Hello eceryone.

Welcome on board Otuwe.

Tkb, it's been such a while? Wetin dey happen now?


Anyways, I got into the program I mentioned the other time but now there's a catch:
We've been asked to pay a 'commitment fee' of 5k and that got my radar up so I decided to google the progam (Samsung real Dreams) and it turns out, it's been carried out in other african countries like Egypt and Kenya.

I'm still trying to justify spending any money on any program especially as we weren't informed from the get go about financial commitment of any kind.
I'm still thinking abt it but I'm almost too sure of participating. So incase anybody hears abt the progarm abeg holla o.

Catch y'all later

Thanks for taking the post off Cristalz


Mukina Baby, at last, u r done with your project. Congrats girl

YAY, Crackles don tear new ride o. Congrats bro
One more for the scaling through. Popping e champagne

hahaha, Diggler says now's the time to get laid real easy. Hmmmm, you corporate manwhore.

Sorry about the infections Ajanlekoko. Get fully well soon.

Jericho
I think there was some kind of topic on this your driver earlier on. Something about you wanting to help him with school or sth? Did you? If no, wise decision.

Hello my peeps


Well, well, well

As most of you know, my home has been my office for most of MArch but that seems like it's about to end.
No, I haven't landed a job but I'm expecting some news today abou my getting into one program I'm real interested in.
We've done tests, written essays, done group stuff and frankly, I think I did alright.

The program involves one month of training ( to improve our employability skills) and another month of internship with some companies before we can be offered any form of employment.
It doesn't sound so fantastic (No mention of money anywhere), but for some reason, I'm really interested in this.
Wish me luck, people. 

I'll let u know the deal at the end of theday

Pardon my previous quote. It was meant for another thread and I couldn't find the modify button after the deed.

Diggler
Hmmmm. Soldiers jerking off to Nightingales shadow? Now that's a new one.
I'll take your word for it sha.

Ajanlekoko
U sha want to scare us away from this topshot levels. Na lie o, we must reach there!


Vee0906
Even though you didn't say hello, you are highly welcome.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-220607.0.html

That's the link to the General Hospital saga.

Ajanlekoko
BTW, hope you are much better now?hat's the

Ahhh Ajanlekoko.
Did you say hospitals are the least places one would expect to be treated badly?
My my, u must have been quite lucky not to have experienced their madness before now.

Hospital staff are the most useless of them all and that's really scary because we are talking about life and death issue here.
Sometime early February, a cousin of mine was rushed to one of the popular appendectomy hospitals in Lagos. He had been in serious pains since midnight but we had to wait till daybreak (the fear of armed robbers is the beginning of wisdom) before taking him to the hospital. Can u belive he got tested for all sorts and we couldn't even get the results of the tests till the next day? As if that's not bad enough, after getting the results, we were told by one corpulent nurse that the CMD was not available that day, that we had to wait for him to approve the operaton before anything could be done! Imagine, and a human being was in pains.

All over the papers, you find stories of their incompetence. I thin I read sth on NL sometime ago about a man that lost his wife who was in labour because the hospital staff were negligent. I'll post a link when I find it.

@tollu.

Nope, those channels will not pop up again, am certain about that.

Thanks Ilugunboy, the channels did not pop up again. Got a new radio station though.

Jericho
YAY! where hav you been?
Isn't the 'greedy client' the old man you told us about earlier on in this thread, the one you were supposed to give a wide berth? hmmm

E-drinks? The new job hasn't clicked yet o so no clinking of glasses just yet


Diggler

Awww, that's so nice of you. May the almighty father hear and answer our prayers. Thanks
Abeg, for the uninitiated, what's the florence nightingale syndrome?

Ajanlekoko

Trust the party was a blast. Congratulations

Cristalz
You go girl! I'm stuck with dreary tasks at the moment jare, wish I was jiving like you.

On the keeping this thread alive: Well, I've been on NL since 2006 and never found a thread interesting enough to keep me interested. I don't even have up to 500 posts just yet. This thread has been good to me, I wouldn't lie. It's the only one that has my highest contributions.
Thanks to you.


Holla at my absent peeps

True talk on your no. 2 point. LOL, Everybody tries to outsmart everybody.

I still believe though that the situation can change if 'somebody' campaigns for that. We Nigerians are well insulated against insults and incompetence cos if we were like oyinbos, ppl would have been suing for 'post transaction disorders' and other stuff like that.

I'm a bit busy at the mo, so my post might not make much sense. pardon me

Thanks Ilugunboy

Yes I have the rearranged channels.

I've sorted all that out by deleting manually and one channel at a time as u suggested. But I believe the channels will come up again when the decoder is powered up afresh Do you know if there is any lasting solution to that apart from not selcting save when prompted at start up?

Hello people

I rescanned my decoder and now I have 59 new channels, 26 of which are repeated. CAn anyone help with this?

That is true Ajanlekoko but still, it really is vexing when one has to carry out transactions with less than competent people.

OK, I can understand that you really don't wanna smile but you could at least do your job and do it well.

Hey Contactuzo

It sure has been a while. Trust you are doing great.
LOL on the Ajanlekoko entry, that was one funny point of this thread.

Enjoy this busy period jare, it doesn't last forever.
Catch u later.

TKB, bawo nii?

MrCrackles:
I jokingly said "I AM SWEATING LIKE A RAPIST"

And one of the older woman around the team didnt find it funny!

Oh well, life lessons!!!!

LOL Crackles, sweating like a rapist?
You musta been drunk. How do rapists sweat?
LOL

Well, I don't think that's too distasteful. That woman be aproko.

The person you interact with when you go to the banks, filling stations, supermarkets, etc i.e “the face of the business” is rude, plain rude. Even when they appear to be cheerful, one often gets the impression that you are being lobbied to drop some change, most obvious in the case of doormen at fast food restaurants and supermarkets.

Why haven’t we learnt to relate well with those wonderful human beings who patronise our businesses? Is it that we don’t realise the customer is king? Is it that employers aren’t careful enough in their recruitment processes, thereby getting people with wrong temperaments? Is it that companies do not have in place, policies that ensure right treatment of its customers or they just don’t bother to implement and enforce those policies?

Whatever the reasons, I think it is about time we tried to make a difference in the way customers are treated. Be it a mallam’s kiosk, a fish seller’s stall, a huge bank, an architectural firm, government agencies – It MUST be ensured that those who have any reason to interact with customers, do so with a ready smile, treat those customers with utmost respect, attend to their needs efficiently and joyously.

Take sterling bank for example, I haven’t been to the bank either before or after this their “one customer bank” campaign. But in my mind, that is one bank I would like to place my measly money with and when the time comes, transact my heavy businesses with. This is because they have succeeded in placing themselves within my psyche as one bank where I wouldn’t have to deal with some silly individual who doesn’t understand the importance of his/ her role. Who thinks he/she has a right to talk to everyone anyway they deem fit for reasons I don’t understand. Who doesn’t realise he/she is just one person in this universe.

Please and please, customer service representatives, If you are in a foul mood, it should be part of your training to keep work related stuff separate from whatever personal issues you might have. If you are one of those people who claim to have been born with a ready frown (i.e that is how my face is), you have to adjust to the life of service. When you get off duty, you may resume your gloomy outlook.

Haven’t you observed that a cheerful person who knows what he’s doing, can make you part with more money than you budgeted? Buying stuff you didn’t plan for? This should be a cue for the smart ones amongst us -who want to get others to part with their hard earned money or other things of value- to be attentive and courteous to people who patronise us.

LOL Diggler,

Playing has always been expensive. So any update with the chica?
Thanks for the advice, keeping me eyes peeled.

Hmmm Crackles
I wonder what kind of joke could have caused that kain yawa. Musta been quite expensive

Quote from TKB417

Liverpool cant beat UTD to save their lives!!

Put a gun to their brains to beat UTD, they'll lose and die

What a shame TKB, come say something up in here again.  
At last, u guys got what u deserve. It's been long coming.

Well, well, well. What can I say?

This is one game I really don't wanna watch but then, I'll keep wondering what I'm missing out on.
It's gonna be tough defeating Man. U (they've been on fire so far but we r gonna put it out) but O YES WE CAN.

You'll never walk alone

TKB, Mukina, Howdy.